Douchebags of the week: Viacom

It's my last douchebag for the year so here we go. So here's how much Viacom gives a fuck about it's viewers. If they don't come to some sort of agreement with Time Warner by Thursday at 12:01 a.m. they may very well pull the plug on 16 channels. We're talkin MTV, VH-1, Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, the list goes on an on. My kids like to watch Noggin and Nicktoons you sons of bitches!!! SpongeBob still makes me laugh to this day. I watch all your shitty shows like "I Love Money" and "Charm School". Watching that shit drunk is one of the highlights of my weekend and you want to take that away from me? Well FUCK YOU VIACOM and FUCK YOU TIME WARNER!! How are you going to shit on the motherfuckers who are putting all those millions in your pockets? Keep your little money beefs between you and Time Warner and don't involve the public. Just let us have our cheap thrills, with your shitty shows, and y'all can go and sit down somewhere and shut the fuck up.

P.S. Thanks for all the love this year. Hope everyone has a great 2009!!! 1 luv.

Krizz



'Colbert,' 'SpongeBob' may go dark on Time Warner
By RYAN NAKASHIMA, AP Business Writer Ryan Nakashima, Ap Business Writer – 2 hrs 40 mins ago

LOS ANGELES – "SpongeBob SquarePants" might get squeezed off Time Warner Cable.
Media giant Viacom Inc. said its Nickelodeon, MTV, Comedy Central and 16 other channels will go dark for 13 million subscribers at 12:01 a.m. Thursday if a new carriage fee deal with Time Warner Cable Inc. is not agreed upon by then.
The impasse would mean "SpongeBob" and other popular shows like Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show" and Stephen Colbert's "The Colbert Report" will be cut off on the nation's second-largest cable operator. Time Warner Cable primarily serves people in New York state, the Carolinas, Ohio, Southern California and Texas.
Viacom has asked for fee increases of between 22 percent and 36 percent per channel, or a total of $39 million more, an amount that could increase customers' cable bills, said Time Warner Cable spokesman Alex Dudley.
"The issue is that they have asked for an exorbitant increase in their carriage fees and their network ratings are sagging," Dudley said. "Basically we're trying to hold the line for our customer."
Viacom spokeswoman Kelly McAndrew disputed the figure, saying Viacom requested an increase in the very low double-digit percentage range.
Viacom said the increases would cost an extra 23 cents a month per subscriber. It said that Americans spend a fifth of their TV time watching Viacom shows but its fees make up less than 2.5 percent of the Time Warner cable bill.
"We make this request because Time Warner Cable has so greatly undervalued our channels for so long," Viacom said.
"Ultimately, however, if Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, MTV and the rest of our programming is discontinued — over less than a penny per day — we believe viewers will see this behavior by their cable company as outrageous," Viacom said.
Time Warner Cable's Dudley said Viacom rejected his company's proposal to extend the contract while the sides continue to negotiate.
Instead, Viacom appealed directly to Time Warner Cable's customers, with TV ads in major markets. In Wednesday's New York Times, the company ran a full-page, color advertisement with Nickelodeon's animated bilingual heroine "Dora the Explorer" crying and clinging to her monkey pal, Boots.
"Why is Dora crying?" the ad asks. "Time Warner Cable is taking Dora off the air tonight!" The ad urges viewers to call Time Warner Cable and demand that their favorite shows remain on the air.
If the shows go dark after midnight, Time Warner Cable will send people to the Internet to catch episodes. Dudley said the cable operator also will make available a video teaching people how to hook their computers up to the TV to watch online shows — a tactic it used during a contract dispute with broadcaster LIN TV in October.
Part of the disagreement is that most of Viacom's popular shows are rerun on Web sites where Viacom collects advertising revenue that it does not share with Time Warner, Dudley said. "We don't think that's fair," he said.
Viacom has staked much of its revenue-growth prospects on its ability to extract higher carriage rates out of its cable and satellite affiliates despite an ad slowdown and weak ratings.
In the third quarter, media network revenue, which accounts for about two-thirds of Viacom's total, grew 6 percent to $2.1 billion, despite global ad revenue falling 2 percent, largely because of double-digit percentage growth in affiliate fees and the success of its "Rock Band" video game.
Viacom shares rose 45 cents, 2.3 percent, to $19.71 in late morning trading Wednesday. Time Warner Cable shares lost 39 cents, 1.8 percent, to $21.37.
The channels that would be affected are: Comedy Central, CMT: Pure Country, Logo, Palladia, MTV, MTV 2, MTV Hits, MTV Jams, MTV Tr3s, Nickelodeon, Noggin, Nick 2, Nicktoons, Spike, The N, TV Land, VH1, VH1 Classic, and VH1 Soul.

Blak America! You've been Punk'd yet again Jena 6 Style!

I'm glad I didn't give them little bastards my money...To keep it real, had I rode my black ass down there on a hot ass stank cheese bus, I'd be going back down there today to put my foot up that little fuck-tard's ass. First those little dickheads get all that donation money and buy bling to show off on the red carpet of the BET Awards and on you tube, and now one of the little motherfuckers runs off and shoots himself while cleaning a gun.

Why do you have a gun little fuck-tard?

To make matters worst, the little asshole just went to jail for shoplifting.

Check this bullshit out.

TAZ

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The adage goes: Some people never learn...

Some people take an event and use it as a turning point in their lives. There are thousands of examples of addicts, gang-bangers, murderers, and thieves turning from a cyclical life of detrimental behavior and incarceration to more fulfilling lives of public service, wealth, and/or personal and professional success of varying degrees. But some people use an event to further their slide into lives of social maladjustment and individual hardship.

Such would seem to be the case of Mychal Bell.

One of the six teenagers that comprised the Jena 6, Mychal Bell, now 18, spent a few hours in the hospital Tuesday morning following surgery from a non-life-threatening wound after a gun he was cleaning discharged Monday (December 29) night, wounding him in the shoulder. As CNN (and other media outlets) centers their attention on Bell once more, other recent events involving Bell have surfaced.

According to the News Star, Mychal Bell was arrested for shoplifting Christmas Eve. Bell and an unidentified male, according to Monroe authorities (Bell recently moved to Monroe from Jena), placed $370 worth of merchandise in a Dillard's shopping bag and exited the store. A security guard followed them and a chase ensued. Bell was later found hiding under a vehicle. Reports that Bell began swinging wildly after rising, striking the security officer. He was charged with shoplifting, resisting arrest, and simple battery.

Mychal Bell had been out of jail for less than one month from serving time for his involvement in the Jena 6 incident.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1347958/jena_6_figure_mychal_bell_shoots_self.html?cat=8

Random thoughts...

Whatever happened to the commercials with "The Most Interesting Man in the World". I thought that guy was awesome and mildly hilarious.


Krizz

The shoe seen 'round the world

I know everyone and they're mother has blogged this already but shit, this is classic. It would be the ONE TIME Bush isn't drunk and had good reflexes. Dammit I wish he had beaned his ass. The funniest part is the second shoe. He hummed that bitch at Bush's face. That dude has a pretty decent arm. Maybe the Orioles should look into him for their pitching staff. Bush never lost his smarmy little smirk he has on his face either. Then he said "All I can report on is that it was a size ten shoe." The Arabs, or whatever thay guy was, believe that the sole of the shoe is the dirtiest part of the wardrobe, therefore disrespectful when referred to. I don't really know why that is because it sounds retarded to me but I'm glad in any event. This clip made my day. Enjoy.


Krizz

T-Boz, Wyclef, and Fantansia's homes have all gone up for forclosure!...WTF????

I don't get it. T-Boz, for one, signed a deal with her group TLC right before they released "Fanmail" that was worth 30 million d0llars. 10 million a girl. How the hell is her home up for foreclosure over a half a million? The home is only worth 1.5 million. Why wasn't it paid in full, and further more, why won't she go on tour? I'm not saying do an arena tour, but TLC(T-Boz and Chilli) still have enough of a fan base to do maybe a small venue tour in venues that hold around 1000 people. 1000 people at 50 a person for 20 cities is a million bucks. Do it small scale and they could walk away with $150,000 a piece.

Wyclef is also a mystery. He has been consistently producing hits, and he still has a massive international following.

Fantasia doesn't need two houses if she is still in that whack contract that gives Simon Fuller 45%.

I don't know.

This is a mess.

I think stars should live within their means, and buy their houses right out, but from what I hear, even Britney Spears still has a mortgage on her 7 million dollar house.

Hell, Michael Jackson was still trying to pay on that Ranch when they took it from him.

Crazy

TAZ

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Former TLC singer T-BOZ is the latest star to reportedly face eviction from her home.The $530,000 (GBP355,705) Georgia property owned by the R+B star - real name Tionne Watkins-Rolison - is scheduled to go up for auction in January (09).According to public records obtained by Web site TMZ.com, the 38-year-old has defaulted on the original principal of her mortgage, and the five-bedroom house is now being claimed by the state.Singer Wyclef Jean, American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino and former child star Jodie Sweetin are among the list of celebrities whose homes have faced foreclosure in recent weeks.A spokesperson for Watkins-Rolison had not yet issued comment as WENN went to press. http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/t-boz%20home%20in%20foreclosure_1089291

Uncle Clarence Ruckus...

How ironic that black people are the ones committing the most hate crimes against Barack Obama. I believe my people are suffering from what I like to call, Uncle Ruckus Complex. Self hating black people who project their ignorant-ass self hate onto their own race. Even after the trash talkin priest and Jesse Jackson wanting to "cut the niggas nuts off" there is yet another African-American culprit in the plot to hate on Obama. This time, to my utter disbelief, it's Clarence Thomas of the Supreme Court. He is claiming that Obama's presidency shouldn't be valid due his "questionable citizenship". What a fucking dick this guy is. I can remember as a kid seeing this same dude on T.V. defending himself in a sexual harrassment charge on Capitol Hill. He told some chick "hey baby, there's a pubic hair in my Coke." Whatever the fuck that was supposed to mean, I don't know, but he said it. Allegedly...Anyway, what do you hope to accomplish by doing this Clarence Thomas? Piss off Obama? First of all, unless you want blood in the streets, Obama ain't goin anywhere. Secondly, since you've pissed off the man, he'll probably find someone to replace you then have you erased. Third, you told a chick "there's a pubic hair in my Coke"! You're lucky to still have a job you fuckin asshole! My people are a hot ass mess

Krizz

Check out the full story here:

http://www.afro.com/tabid/456/itemid/2273/Thomas-breaks-custom-forces-court-to-look-at-Obam.aspx

Glad we didn't make this list...

I just read an article on MSN detailing the top 11 most lame blogs in the universe. Among them were Rosie O'Donnell's, Kim Kardashian's and that creepy ping-pong-head thing from the Jack in the Box commercials. Enjoy.

Krizz

http://tech.msn.com/products/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=13523062

Happy Feet 2: The Coming Out Party

Let's see. Umm. Okay. Not really sure how to start this one off. So there are these two penguins in China. And they love each other very much. And they're gay. Apparently these two fabulous dudes (yeah it's the males) have been snatchin up eggs and replacing them with stones in hopes that the other straight penguins wouldn't notice. It's been disrupting mating season so they have to separate them from the other straight penguins. Apparently they still want to be daddy's, cause it's in their nature, just gay daddy's. Isn't this the best shit you've ever heard?! I hear that they're gettin a lawyer to fight for their parental rights. Then after that they plan on overturning the ruling on Proposition 8 so they can get married. Get it penguins. We live in a free world and don't let them Chineses oppress you. Word on the streets is that Elton John, Clay Aiken and Cher are putting together a benefit concert to raise awareness of the plight of gay penguins all over the world. I'll keep you posted as more news comes my way.


Krizz


Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples
(Agencies)Updated: 2008-11-28 13:07

A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become "fathers", it has been reported.

The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.

But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.
A keeper at Polar Land in Harbin, northeast China explained that the gay couple had the natural urge to become fathers, despite their sexuality.

"One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there," a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper.

"It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time," he added.
There are numerous examples of homosexuality in the animal kingdom, but gay penguins have captured the public's attention more than any other species.

A German zoo provoked outrage from gay lobby groups after attempting to mate a group of gay male penguins with Swedish female birds who were flown in especially to seduce them. But the project was abandoned after the males refused to be "turned", showing no interest in their would-be mates.

In 2002 a couple of penguins at a New York zoo who had been together for eight years were "outed" when keepers noticed that they were both males.

GUEST POSTERS Presents Rogue in "Rabbit from Real Chance at Love (VH1) selling her dress on Ebay....Messy Messy Messy!"

"So I did a search this evening for "real chance love" hoping they were selling that big goofy R that's above Real's bed or maybe an R chain for curiosity's sake, and...

Rabbit from the vh1 show must be broke as hell. And its probably safe to say she didn't win, either. She's selling her blue dress on ebay for $500.

behold!

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hustle real hard!"

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Rogue is the truth ya'll! Find out more about this artist, songwriter, singer and graphic designer, and hear her music at...

http://www.myspace.com/roguevers

And for more information on VH1's Rabbit...

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Mess of the Week!!!! 12/1/2008 thru 12/6/2008 Beyonce the ASS!!!

Supposedly, there is a remix of Beyonce’s single, “If I Were a Boy,” floating around here featuring R. Kelly and I just wanna say, what the fuck are you thinking Sasha? Who works with R. Kelly anymore after that porno video when he has his piss in that little girl’s face and his finger in her ass?

Ya’ll motherfuckers didn’t see that. I got the deluxe version. LMAO

Yeah he got off, but we all know exactly what time it is. Weren’t you and Aaliyah friends? Didn’t you see the “Boondocks” episode when R. Kelly is on trial? We all want a number 1 single, but at some point we get so desperate in our search that we become down right messy.

And if this is a lie, or you didn’t approve of his remix, or if it is just someone who sounds like R.kelly, than you are still the mess of the week for that Lil Wayne bite you did with that song, “Diva”. I can’t wait for your new film though.

TAZ

A 2008 Messy Year in Review: Which Pop Princess Released the Best 2008 Album?

Janet Jackson, Madonna, and Mariah Cannon all released albums in early 2008, and now with the pop queens out the way, the end of 2008 brings with it the return of pop culture's most adored and sometimes scorned pop princesses.

Which album should you get?

P!nk's "Funhouse"

P!nk was first out the gate scoring her first number 1 hit during the fall with "So What". So what is a bad ass, tough girl, arena rocking anthem that will surely go down as a classic. The album its self features less party anthems then the usual P!nk project, but chilling new ballads like Sober", "I Don't Believe You", and "Crystal Ball" will keep you coming back to the "Funhouse" to play.

Quiet as its kept, "Please Don't Leave me" might be the best song of her career.

4 out of 5 stars****

Beyonce's "I'am...Sasha Fierce"

Rihanna topped Beyonce in number 1 singles this year when she scored her T.I assisted 5th with "Live Your Life", but with 2 singles currently in the top 5, Beyonce A.K.A Sasha Fierce is back to even the odds and show herself to still be pop's reigning princess. The album is split into 2 cds. The first is filled with tired piano ballads that you would expect from American Idol losers like Tamyra Gray, and the second is packed with Beyonce's normal club bangers. Each cd has its good songs and its fillers, the 'Sasha Fierce' one being the stronger of the 2, but had Beyonce placed the bland fillers on each in a box to the left, she would have had a sure fire classic. "Single Ladies(Put a Ring on it)", "Halo", the Lil Wayne inspired "Diva", "Radio", and maybe even "Hello" all have potential to be massive hits.

3 1/2 out of 5 stars***1/2

Britney Spears "Circus"

Who would have guessed Britney Spears would actually comeback hard? "Womanizer" became the second number 1 single of her 10 year career in 2008, but it sucked. Even with an excellent video, it is definitely one of the weakest songs on a cd that attacks paparazzi, retreads Britney's usual blow up doll sexuality, and even speaks on other rehab mainstay celebrities in the awesome "If You Seek Amy". Unlike last year's sexy "Blackout" album, "Circus" doesn't sound phoned in, and Britney often trades in her own nasal delivery for a convincing Janet Jackson coo.

Must hear songs include the title track, "Unusual You", "Out from Under", "Kill the Lights, "Shattered Glass", and "My Baby".

4 out of 5 stars

Which album do you leave to collect dust on the shelf at Target?

Christina Aguilera "Keeps Getting Better"

Tired ass Christina Aguilera's greatest hits package leaves much to be desired. First of all, the dirty diva claims she is doing something new as usual, but is mimicking Britney, Madonna, and Kylie who have all done electronica over the past few years with much more creativity. Her hits from that boring ass third album are here, but were they really ever hits?

Baby Jane sit down.

The masterpieces that she does have she remixed so that they feel more like 2007 Britney Spears' rejects, and not the centerpieces of her impressive catalog.

Fuck it, I give her 1 star for just fucking up an amazing song like "Beautiful". I should punch her in the head for fucking that song up. It should have went to P!nk anyway.

If you still need your dose of Xtina download "What a Girl Wants," and "Beautiful".

1 1/2 out of 5 stars*1/2

TAZ

PS: If you disagree with my review, post a comment!!!

My World's Aids Day Experince 2008

So I had a friend pass away yesterday, December 1st, which of course was World's Aids Day, and it got me thinking, reflecting and noticing things.

I can honestly say, I have lived a very self destructive life for years now drunk driving, getting robbed, fighting, getting jumped, getting shot at, partying, and basically just totally fucking up. Why am I still here? What is it about me makes God continue to keep me around?

My friend who passed away was only 26. He was the bread winner of his home, and had been since he was in high schoool. He took care of his mother, and was a dad to his younger siblings on down to buying them their school clothes, chasing them up and down when they wanted to hustle in the streets, and keeping food in their mouths.

He was doing something good for others, but would be the one passing on at just 26.

I saw him in Miami a in 2007, and once again in Baltimore this year, but he had moved to the Midwest to handle business. Now I am thinking he wanted us to remember him how he was which is why I won't be attending his funeral.

Instead, what I will be doing is going back to our yearly party zone of Miami, the place where we had the most fun acting like daredevils on South beach, to celebrate him where he was most happy. I am dedicating my life to AIDS awareness and prevention, as well as the prevention of other diseases, and I am leaving my self destructive path behind me.

Rest In Peace...Blackass

TAZ

Check out our song "Pass It On" on our myspace page, www.myspace.com/theunstoppablenuklehidz ,
and throw one back for my homeboy Blackass!!

Asshole of the Minute: Plaxico Burress

So I know that many people could make this list but a new dumbass is born every minute. So I would like to take this opportunity to call out one Plaxico Burress. NY Giants "star" Wide Receiver. It appears that in an effort to be soooo gangsta, Mr. Burress shot himself while gettin jiggy in da club. Seems as though he was carrying a gun and it accidentally went off in some Manhattan night club. heh hehe heh. Ok. First off you make millions of bucks for being an average player. You know usually people with stupid amounts of money hire others to carry and, if need be, fire their guns. They're called B-O-D-Y-G-U-A-R-D-S. You know the funny thing is that one of his teamates was with him when it happened and was trying to hide the gun. heh hehe heh. So what was the story gonna be? What, did P. Diddy run in the club and shoot the shit up again? C'mon fellas. For real? I'm a start calling him Cheddar Burress (i.e. 8 Mile Cheddar Bob.) What an asshole.

Krizz

Can we offically stop pretending Tina Turner is sexy for her age yet?

Sexy is sexy, and there are plenty of of older sexy people. Tina Turner has maintained sexy legs for decades and I'll give her that but she is no longer sexy.
In fact, was she ever really sexy?

I gotta be honest folks, she always looked like Mad Max in the face to me!

I say in 2009, we stop with the lies. Tina Turner is a troll, and I may be the one to say it first, but you bitches know you was thinking it!!

The only thing worst than Tina Turner is her arch nemesis, Aretha Frighten!!

LMAO

TAZ

Douchebag of the week: Jim Jones

After a few weeks of giving our celebrities a break I thought I would start off this week with a bang. Why Jim Jones you ask? I mean after Jay-Z shat upon him with his "We Fly High/Ballin" diss and the Birg Gang seeming more like a flock of pigeons why pick on poor Jimmy? Well I heard that he is now putting the "N" word and "B" word to rest. "Well, why is that a bad thing Krizz?" Because in place of them he wants to put the names Obama and Michelle respectively. Yes. He did. Example: "Oh yeah, Taz? That's my Obama right there." Or,"I love them phat booty Michelles'." Get it. Yeah, if this is what's poppin in the streets I'm turning in my hood card. So I propose that instead of calling Jim Jones, well, Jim Jones, we should call him ASSHOLE whenever we see him. Example: "Hey asshole, I heard your new single. That joint is hot!" Or,"Hey asshole, I love the dipset. BALLIN!!" Get it. So congrats to you Jim Jones. You are the Douchebag of the Week. Thanks for trying to set us back another 40 years.

Krizz

"Whats Sexy Again" presents...Vomiting and The holiday season...

Everybody has been wanting to know whats sexy again for the holiday season, and I am here to tell you. Vomiting your food after a huge holiday dinner is indeed back in style no matter what Pink says in her "Stupid Girls" video. Statistics show that the average American gains between 8 and 10 pounds during the holiday season. This situation makes it indeed important to vomit your food up during this season so that you won't become plus sized.

The kicker is only do it for that three week window between turkey day and the Lawd's birthday because over time vomit eats away at your teeth and gives you bad breath and that my friends is never sexy.

Happy Turkey day.

Be safe.

TAZ

Messy Lindsay Lohan calls Obama "colored"

Wow. I mean I'm not going to make that big a deal about it but c'mon. It is 2008. The term "colored" went out with the Temptations. Even certified racist don't use colored anymore. They say it's dated. They prefer darkie or tar baby or just plain nigger. But for someone who I don't believe to be racist, cause I think she was bangin that Spanish dude from that 70's show before she became a muff diver, she should just stick to acceptable terms. Black, African American, mulatto, these terms are cool. I mean she gets a small break because she's clueless but it's still messy no matter which way you look at it.


Krizz

Oh hell no. Al Qaeda is callin Obama a house negro?!!

They got some damn nerve don't they. I hope Barack drops a fuckin nuke on their crazy asses. They spoutin off racial slurs like they have some shit to be proud of. Okay you live in the desert. You're ugly and you stink. (You can just tell they stink I mean look at them.) You get up everyday and go shoot shit up and dodge bombs and blow up yourselves and your families. Yeah, you're really living the life Al Qaeda. My eyes are green with envy. Sounds like jealousy to me. We got strip clubs and hookers and weed and McDonalds. This is the land of the free and home of the Whopper dammit! They have sand, guns, camels and blue balls. The sexually repressed are the worst people in the world. I guess the promise of seventy virgins is what keeps them going. What they weren't told was that the seventy virgins belong to Satan. So, before you can get any of that sweet snapper you gotta get ass raped with Lucifers pitchfork.

Krizz

Al Qaeda No. 2 in Video Insults Obama With Racial Epithet
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Associated Press

CAIRO, Egypt — Al Qaeda's No. 2 leader used a racial epithet to insult Barack Obama in a message posted Wednesday, describing the president-elect in demeaning terms that imply he does the bidding of whites.
The message appeared chiefly aimed at persuading Muslims and Arabs that Obama does not represent a change in U.S. policies. Ayman al-Zawahiri said in the message, which appeared on militant Web sites, that Obama is "the direct opposite of honorable black Americans" like Malcolm X, the 1960s African-American rights leader.
In Al Qaeda's first response to Obama's victory, al-Zawahiri also called the president-elect — along with secretaries of state Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice — "house Negroes."

All Things Gay Present...Terrance Howard's Murse.

What is a murse you ask?

Grown ass man + purse= Murse.

Man bags can be fun occasionally and are becoming acceptable as long as you are wearing manly boots or a manly jacket to balance things out, but a Murse is never good.

...And fruity Terrance wonders why he lost his role in the"Iron Man" sequal!

LMAO

War Machine can't be carrying around no damn murse.

You are truly the mess of the week Terrance Howard!

TAZ

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!!!

Hell yeah, this is our damn blog. If you in the area come out and check us. You will be entertained or Taz will buy you drinks.

-Krizz

Isn't it ironic..don't cha think?

I mean it isn't supposed to be funny, but it is. It REALLY is. ha ha ha.

-Krizz


Husband's coffin kills woman on way to cemetery



Associated Press
Nov. 11, 2008, 10:14AM





SAO PAULO, Brazil — Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.
Police say 67-year old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.
Barcelos died instantly.



Her 76-year-old husband Josi Silveira Coimbra died Sunday of a heart attack while


dancing at a party.



The driver of hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.

YES WE DID!!!

It appears as though that common sense is coming back in style after a very long hiatus. Everyone stand up and be proud of what just took place last night. History was made and we should all be grateful that we were a part of it. If you didn't vote, shame on you, cause last night proved that our vote does matter. They were partying in front of the White House! ...unreal. I have never in my life seen so many people in America so happy and unified...ever. Hope is alive and well, now everyone has to do their part to get this country back to where it needs to be. This is one step in a long journey, but I'm glad we're making that trip with the 44th President of the United Staes of America, Barack Obama....hell yeah.

Krizz

If you ain't votin' then shut the fuck up...

And that's just how I feel. If you've been complaining for eight years (or more) about the state of anything in our country, now is the time to do something about it. I can't stand people who bitch and moan about our government but do nothing to change it. They use the excuse of "my vote doesn't matter so why do it?" Because it does matter dummy, that's why. It's your right and your duty as an American citizen. Especially this go round. I mean if you don't want to take part in this then your pretty much worthless in my opinion. I went and put my vote in this morning and when I left I felt good. I was officially part of the biggest presidential election possibly ever and put in my vote for Barack Obama. Whomever you vote for just do it and if you don't, then continue living life but stop whining about shit that aint right with the U.S. Okay. I'm done. Peace out homie.Krizz

Diddy luv the Kids!!

Now there are some people out there who may see this and go....awwww. That's cute. I would be more like...yo...that's disturbing. Because it is. Those of us who have kids love our children. That goes wiothout saying. There is, however, a thin line between cute family pic and soft-core child porn. Diddy has crossed that line. Oh, did I mention that that these are his daughters. Yeah. His daughters. In bow ties. Naked on a furry couch. I mean who thought this was tasteful?!! Seriously, like nobody had a problem with this? Not one person walked up to Diddy and said "Diddy...this kinda makes you look like a classy pedofile. Maybe clothe your daughters." Or were they afraid that Diddy would throw a hissy fit and fire their asses like he did Dawn and Aubrey. Somebody has to stop this man before he starts making people believe that things like this are okay. Just like he made people believe shiny suits and hip-hop went hand in hand. What a mess.


Krizz

Hey world

YeahI know. I look dapper then a muhfucka right? However, I am drunk as a bitch right now while I'm typing this blog up. So I went out last night in hopes of...I dunno...anything. I wound up drinking with Taz yet again. Which, by all means, is not a bad thing cause Taz is a fun guy. It did get me to thinking tho. What happened to the Baltimore hip hop scene? I ran into Midas in the parking lot, who is a local emcee here in bmore, standing in front of the 5 seasons debating on whther to go into a battle they were hosting last night. 500 bucks were up for grabs. I was going there just to spectate. he saw me coming in and we talked for a bit then we went up to were Taz was and began gettin tanked. You know 2 years ago the scene here was on and poppin. A packed house, local support was on the rise, and just a overall great place to promote and be heard musically. Now tho not so much. I believe there were a total of three to five people who showed up by the time Midas and myself left the parking lot. You know the stigma about Baltimore is that the locals dont support the musical movement and that was plainly evident last night. In all reality Baltimore is a bandwagon city. Once it's on the radio its hot. Now keep in mind we only have one hip hop/r&b station here so it's a monoploy, but "it is what it is". It's time for our local artists to get a clue and realize that Baltimore is not the be all end all to "get on". Shit, for the Nuklehidz it's not even the start it just happens to be where we live for the time being. And I dont want to come across as a hater because I love Baltimore. It's my home. But I am a realist and realistically fame and fortune just aint gonna happen here. You can argue with me all day on that but I'm just gonna look at you like you're batshit crazy. I've been to New york, L.A., ATL, shit even north carolina has got more goin on as far as local support. To all my loacal artist who may happen to read this do yourself a huge favor...branch out. See what the scenes are like in other states and cities. Feel what its like to be accepted by people who have never heard or seen you before and stop worrying about home. Apparently home aint worried about you cause they aint comin to your shows. Once again, this is not a diss because I love my city to death but my city will be the death of me...at least musically. You have to realize where you are and what you want. If you want to be a local celebrity be my guest, it's your life, but I hear far too much complaining about the local scene. It's not going to change and your're not going to fix it so do the next best thing and take your show on the road. If you do get popular you're going to have to do that anyway so just start now. Never forget where you come from but be able to have the vision to see past what's in front of you. That was my gem of the day. Now take that and fuck off.

Krizz

Mighty Morphin Murder!!!

See what Hollywoood can do to you? So apparently this guy named Skylar Deleon, who had a few bit parts in the popular 90's series "The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers", (which by the way was a terrible mosh-up between Saved by the Bell and Voltron) hath murdered some folk. And it appears this wasn't the first time either. But this time, however, he killed with flare and style. He, and a few cohorts, tricked an old retired couple into thinking he was interested in buying their yacht. So when they set out to sea for a "test run" of the boat the crazed former actor made them sign over their boat and life savings. Then they tied their old asses up to an anchor and promptly lowered them into the deep blue sea. Yes they were still alive by the way. There seems to be a trend for actors who used to be on Power Rangers. I think one of them is dead and another became a gay porn star. I never really liked Power Rangers as a kid cause I thought the actors were kind of creepy. All of them. 15 years later it proves that I was right.

Krizz

Former Power Rangers actor Skylar Deleon guilty of murdering couple
A former child actor has been found guilty of murdering a retired couple who were tied to the anchor of their yacht and thrown overboard while still alive.

Telegraph.co.uk

Last Updated: 2:25PM BST 21 Oct 2008

Skylar Deleon, 29, who had a bit part in an episode of 1990s series "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers", faces the death penalty after being convicted of three counts of murder at a trial in Santa Ana, California.
Deleon was accused of killing Tom and Jackie Hawks in 2004 in order to steal their £292,000 ($500,000) boat and life savings.
Deleon was also found guilty of murdering Jon Jarvi, of Anaheim, in 2003. Prosecutors had said Deleon met Jarvi in a work programme while serving jail time for burglary, and killed him in Mexico after Jarvi gave him £29,000 ($50,000).
The verdicts had been viewed as a foregone conclusion after defense lawyers acknowledged Deleon was guilty in opening statements, an unusual tactic designed to save him from the death penalty.
Gary Pohlson told reporters that he plans to convince the jury to spare his client's life by having Deleon's relatives and doctors testify during the punishment phase about his troubled past.
"He's had a horrible, horrible life," Mr Pohlson said, noting that Deleon's father abused him and later died of AIDS.
The jury will begin deliberations on Deleon's sentence on Wednesday October 22.
During the trial, the court heard how Deleon and two other men, John F. Kennedy and Alonso Machain, had sailed out with the Hawks' from Newport Harbor in November 2004 for what the unsuspecting couple believed was a test run. Deleon and his cohorts had been posing as prospective buyers of the yacht.
However once out at sea, the three men overpowered the couple, handcuffing them and covering their eyes and mouths with duct tape before forcing them to sign and fingerprint title transfer documents for the yacht.
Machain, who testified for the prosecution, told how the terrified couple were then tied to the boat's anchor and lowered into the sea. Their bodies were never found. Machain and Kennedy face trials at a later date.

How unfortunate....

I can't help but to laugh. I know... I'm a dick.


Krizz



LMAO!!



OUCH!!

Douchebag of the week: This guy named...Mystery

Yes you heard me correctly. His name is Mystery. So in another attempt to further ruin television the geniuses at Viacom decided to pursue this idea. Now I am told that this show was on last season but I somehow missed it...unfortunately. As far as entertainment value goes this show is great. It involves this guy pictured above. He goes by the name of Mystery. lol. Mystery goes on to tell how he was a geek who never got any pussy, girls told him they were only friends, blah blah blah...Then one day he sat down and came up with a magic formula that would make any woman attracted to him. lol. Supposedly now he can get any chick he wants. I guess what's hard for me to believe is how anyone could take him seriously with that hat on. So he has a show where he takes a few dudes who either haven't had sex or have had sex one time 7 years ago. He then, by the end of the series, is supposed to turn one of them into..."The Pick-Up Artist". The ultimate pussy gettin' machine. I guess what troubles me is I just can't imagine this guy bangin a shit load of chicks. I mean I could see where he would walk in the club with that furry hat on and some drunk chick would strike up a conversation with him about the fuzzy hat and they would laugh and he might get her number cause she's pissy drunk and he would call the next day and she would be like "who's this?" and he would be like "Mystery" and she would be like "that weirdo from the club with the furry hat on?" and he would be like "yeah" and she would be like "lose my number" and hang up. I could see that happening. But not him actually fuckin anybody. No way. Anyways, congrats to you Mystery, you are the Douchbag of the Week. You can wear that title along with them hats.

Krizz

DISCOVERED: The real reason McCain was so angry and snappy at last nights debates!!!

Two stars emerged from this election regardless of how it goes.

The black man who may or may not have hung out with terrorist as an 8 year old, and the crazy Alaskan Hockey mom with the whacked out accent and great hair.

Either way, "war heroes" are so played in new millennium.

Don't hate McCain...Congratulate!

TAZ

With a few short weeks before the elections, good ole' boys down south is getting nervous...LMAO

Are these bitches serious? How you gonna be hating when you can't read, write, or coordinate an outfit?

LMAO

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The South

For Some, Uncertainty Starts at Racial Identity

By ADAM NOSSITERMOBILE, Ala.

— The McCain campaign’s depiction of Barack Obama as a mysterious “other” with an impenetrable background may not be resonating in the national polls, but it has found a receptive audience with many white Southern voters. In interviews here in the Deep South and in Virginia, white voters made it clear that they remain deeply uneasy with Mr. Obama — with his politics, his personality and his biracial background. Being the son of a white mother and a black father has come to symbolize Mr. Obama’s larger mysteries for many voters. When asked about his background, a substantial number of people interviewed said they believed his racial heritage was unclear, giving them another reason to vote against him. “He’s neither-nor,” said Ricky Thompson, a pipe fitter who works at a factory north of Mobile, while standing in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart store just north of here. “He’s other. It’s in the Bible. Come as one. Don’t create other breeds.”Whether Mr. Obama is black, half-black or half-white often seemed to overshadow the question of his exact stand on particular issues, and rough-edged comments on the subject flowed easily even from voters who said race should not be an issue in the campaign. Many voters seemed to have no difficulty criticizing the mixing of the races — and thus the product of such mixtures — even as they indignantly said a candidate’s color held no importance for them. “I would think of him as I would of another of mixed race,” said Glenn Reynolds, 74, a retired textile worker in Martinsville, Va., and a former supervisor at a Goodyear plant. “God taught the children of Israel not to intermarry. You should be proud of what you are, and not intermarry.”Mr. Reynolds, standing outside a Kroger grocery store, described Mr. Obama as a “real charismatic person, in that he’s the type of person you can’t really hate, but you don’t really trust.”Other voters swept past such ambiguities into old-fashioned racist gibes. “He’s going to tear up the rose bushes and plant a watermelon patch,” said James Halsey, chuckling, while standing in the Wal-Mart parking lot with fellow workers in the environmental cleanup business. “I just don’t think we’ll ever have a black president.” There is nothing unusual about mixed-race people in the South, although in decades past there was no ambiguity about the subject. Legally and socially, a person with any black blood was considered black when segregation was the law. But the historic candidacy of Mr. Obama, who has said he considers himself black, has led some voters in the South to categorize him as neither black nor white. While many voters said that made them uncomfortable, others said they were pleased by Mr. Obama’s lack of connection to African-American politics. “He doesn’t come from the African-American perspective — he’s not of that tradition,” said Kimi Oaks, a prominent community volunteer in the Mobile area, with apparent approval. Ms. Oaks, along with about 15 others, had gathered after Sunday services at Mobile’s leading Methodist church to discuss the presidential campaign. “He’s not a product of any ghetto,” Ms. Oaks added.At the same time, however, she vigorously rejected the idea that race would be important in the election, a question met with general head-shaking from those assembled; Ms. Oaks said she was “terribly offended,” as a Southerner, at even being asked about this.Jim Pagans, a retired software manager, interviewed in a strip mall parking lot in Roanoke, Va., said that while Mr. Obama was “half-Caucasian,” he had the characteristics of blacks.“But you look at his background, you don’t think of that,” he said. “He’s more intelligent and a smarter person than McCain.” Bud Rowell, a retired oil field worker interviewed at a Baptist church in Citronelle, Ala., north of Mobile, said he was uncertain about Mr. Obama’s racial identity, and was critical of him for being equivocal and indecisive.But Mr. Rowell also said that personal experience had made him more sympathetic to biracial people. “I’ve always been against the blacks,” said Mr. Rowell, who is in his 70s, recalling how he was arrested for throwing firecrackers in the black section of town. But now that he has three biracial grandchildren — “it was really rough on me” — he said he had “found out they were human beings, too.”

Douchebags of the week: The AIG CEO's

You have got to be kidding me. Seriously? So here's the deal. ONE WEEK after the bailout of AIG, the CEO came up with this marvelous idea. They thought it would be great to send their top execs on a vacation to discuss the business of the company. The vacation was complete with spa treatments and everything else rich douchebags love. The bill totaled over 440,00 dollars! These same mutherfuckers who we just bailed out with our tax money are spending it on spa baths?!! How many times do we have to be fucked by the long dick of the wealthy before anyone starts to pay attention?!! These are the fuck faces who we just gave 85 billion dollars to and they take the money and go get massages and pedicures and shit. I am heated. If they don't have to pay that money back then I don't see why I should have to pay taxes. I mean fair is fair right? Shit like this is just furthering my need to become stupid rich. I see that once you are rich you can do, basically, any fuckin thing you fuckin want to. I'm gonna go and have a smoke. I'm stressed...

Krizz

Execs' posh retreat after bailout angers lawmakers

By ANDREW TAYLOR, Associated Press Writer Tue Oct 7, 10:57 PM ET
WASHINGTON - Days after it got a federal bailout, American International Group Inc. spent $440,000 on a posh California retreat for its executives, complete with spa treatments, banquets and golf outings, according to lawmakers investigating the company's meltdown.

AIG sent its executives to the coastal St. Regis resort south of Los Angeles even as the company tapped into an $85 billion loan from the government it needed to stave off bankruptcy. The resort tab included $23,380 worth of spa treatments for AIG employees, according to invoices the resort turned over to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.
The retreat didn't include anyone from the financial products division that nearly drove AIG under, but lawmakers still were enraged over thousands of dollars spent on outing for executives of AIG's main U.S. life insurance subsidiary.
"Average Americans are suffering economically. They're losing their jobs, their homes and their health insurance," the committee's chairman, Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., scolded the company during a lengthy opening statement at a hearing Tuesday. "Yet less than one week after the taxpayers rescued AIG, company executives could be found wining and dining at one of the most exclusive resorts in the nation."
Former AIG CEO Robert Willumstad, who lost his job a day after the Federal Reserve put up the $85 billion on Sept. 16, said he was not familiar with the conference and would not have gone along with it.
"It seems very inappropriate," Willumstad said in response to questioning from Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Md.
"Those executives should be fired," Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama said at a debate with Sen. John McCain on Tuesday, referring to the retreat participants. Obama also said AIG should give the Treasury $440,000 to cover the costs of the retreat.
But Eric Dinallo, superintendent of the New York State Insurance Department, said he could see the value of such a retreat under the circumstances.
"Having been at large global companies and knowing what condition AIG was in ... the absolute worst thing that could have happened" would have been for employees and underwriters in its life insurance subsidiary to flee the company.
"I do agree there is some profligate spending there, but the concept of bringing all the major employees together ... to ensure that the $85 billion could be as greatly as possible paid back would have been not a crazy corporate decision," Dinallo told the House committee.
The hearing disclosed that AIG executives hid the full range of its risky financial products from auditors as losses mounted, according to documents released by the committee, which is examining the chain of events that forced the government to bail out the conglomerate.
The panel sharply criticized AIG's former top executives, who cast blame on each other for the company's financial woes.
"You have cost my constituents and the taxpayers of this country $85 billion and run into the ground one of the most respected insurance companies in the history of our country," said Rep. Carolyn Maloney, D-N.Y. "You were just gambling billions, possibly trillions of dollars."
AIG, crippled by huge losses linked to mortgage defaults, was forced last month to accept the $85 billion government loan that gives the U.S. the right to an 80 percent stake in the company.
Waxman unveiled documents showing AIG executives hid the full extent of the firm's risky financial products from auditors, both outside and inside the firm, as losses mounted.
For instance, federal regulators at the Office of Thrift Supervision warned in March that "corporate oversight of AIG Financial Products ... lack critical elements of independence." At the same time, PricewaterhouseCoopers confidentially warned the company that the "root cause" of its mounting problems was denying internal overseers in charge of limiting AIG's exposure access to what was going on in its highly leveraged financial products branch.
Waxman also released testimony from former AIG auditor Joseph St. Denis, who resigned after being blocked from giving his input on how the firm estimated its liabilities.
Three former AIG executives were summoned to appear before the hearing. One of them, Maurice "Hank" Greenberg — who ran AIG for 38 years until 2005 — canceled his appearance citing illness but submitted prepared testimony. In it, he blamed the company's financial woes on his successors, former CEOs Martin Sullivan and Willumstad.
"When I left AIG, the company operated in 130 countries and employed approximately 92,000 people," Greenberg said. "Today, the company we built up over almost four decades has been virtually destroyed."
Sullivan and Willumstad, in turn, cast much of the blame on accounting rules that forced AIG to take tens of billions of dollars in losses stemming from exposure to toxic mortgage-related securities.
Lawmakers also upbraided Sullivan, who ran the firm from 2005 until June of this year, for urging AIG's board of directors to waive pay guidelines to win a $5 million bonus for 2007 — even as the company lost $5 billion in the 4th quarter of that year. Sullivan countered that he was mainly concerned with helping other senior executives.

The Divine Hustler

So apparently the economic crunch is hitting the churches too. Why else would this priest be selling cocaine? I mean preist gotta eat too right? The Illinois reverend was charged with slangin blow to his students. Of course he pled not guilty, but he can't explain the 200 percent rise in attendance for Sunday mass. Most of them 18-24 year olds. lol...

Krizz

Priest Arrested for Dealing Coke on Campus

Sep 12th 2008By Julieanne Smolinski

We've heard of priests doing stuff to get young people pumped up about the church -- adding an acoustic guitar to the service, getting a rad crucifix tattoo -- but a Catholic priest in Illinois blows them all out of the holy water. Emphasis on blow.Reverend Christopher Layden, 33, was recently arrested and charged with possession and distribution of cocaine at his home, the University of Illinois campus church rectory. He pleaded not guilty in court and is currently under suspension by the Catholic Diocese of Peoria.

If he wasn't ratted out by the Drug-Busting Bear, we suspect campus officials got suspicious when the nuns started hitting the bathroom five at a time.

BREAKING NEWS: Finally the real story on what happened at Janet's sound check in Canada that ended with Miss Jackson being rushed to the hospital

So I had a few of my spies go out to find out what really happened and who was responsible for the mysterious sudden illness that is threatening to derail Janet Jackson's "Rock Wit U" tour. It took them a minute but they finally found out who was to blame. Not too surprising, Melissa and Joan Rivers also known as the fashion police were behind the mysterious illness. Apparently, after seeing the costumes and hair for the tour, the fashion police came to her sound check to write her a citation for looking a hot ass mess on stage.

Ever rebellious, Miss Jackson tore the citation up in their faces thus causing the fashion police to pull out the night sticks and whoop dat ass.

Needless to say it is believed the tour will resume as soon as the knots on Janet's head go down.

Stay here for updates.

TAZ JONEZ

CALAMITY AT THE WORKPLACE: featuring the Unbelievable Taz Jonez

So last week when my Janet Jackson tickets arrived in the mail, I made a copy of them. I taped one copy to my chest and the other to my ass, and danced around my job talking about "I'm seeing Janet Jackson in New York and you bitches aren't".

This was in an effort to make all my co workers jealous.

So today, the radio announced a complete list of canceled dates due to Janet catching the sniffles and this fat greasy bald headed old gal I work with came dancing into my cubicle singing about "You ain't gonna see Janet cause she canceled all her dates".

I says to this plus size old chick, "shouldn't you be tending to your sugar diabetes you fat bitch, and besides, my dates were not canceled so mind your business". Can you believe she started to cry, and went and told my manager that I made fun of her sugar diabetes? Of course this means I got called into the office again.

This week is kicking off to a marvelous start.

TAZ JONEZ

Coming to a town near you: The broke down and busted tour 2008

These motherfuckers is too young to look so damn old. Fat ass Al Be Sure, KC of Jodeci, and Miss Tevin Campbell look a hot ass fugly mess. KC look about 80. Miss Tevin looks about 56, and Al be Sure looks hungry. What a hott as mess this terrible threesome are.

Ticket prices range from $2.00 to a chicken box.

LMAO

TAZ

What do you mean Clay Aiken is gay??!!

I mean seriously. He didn't really have to confirm it. WE ALL KNEW. That was a worse kept secret than Marilyn Monroe fuckin ALL the Kennedys. Or that Jay-Z and Beyonce were an item 5 years ago. So Clay came out the closet in the most recent issue of People magazine claiming that he didn't want to raise his child to be a liar or deceiver or some shit like that. Hey. Newsflash. If a chick has your baby and you didn't have actual sex with her it can only one of two things: Immaculate conception i.e. the birth of Jesus Christ, or your gay i.e. Michael Jackson, Ricky Martin. It's cool though cause I don't have shit against gay people because I don't give a fuck about peoples' lifestyles. I just think it's funny that this made front page news like it was a shocking revelation or something. lol.

Krizz

Clay Aiken: "Yes, I'm Gay"
Posted Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:57pm PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

Guys, I know this is going to come as a bit of a shocker, so I hope you're sitting down before you continue reading. But (deep breath, now)...Clay Aiken has confirmed, in an interview featured on the cover of the upcoming issue of People magazine and first leaked on Perez Hilton's site, that he is indeed (wait for it), homosexual.

All right, all right...so this isn't the biggest news scoop in tabloid history. This is sort of akin to reporting that Chris Daughtry is bald, or that David Cook uses hair gel, or that Ruben Studdard shops at Big & Tall For Men. It's always been that obvious. But this is the first time that Clay has actually acknowledged it, so I for one am thrilled that he has set the record straight (no pun intended).
For years, practically from the minute he reared his bespectacled head on season 2 of American Idol, Clay has skirted (again, no pun intended) around this issue--even telling Diane Sawyer herself that she was "really rude" to grill him about his sexuality in a 2006 Good Morning America interview. He always made a big point of keeping his private life just that--private--but it seemed the quieter he remained, the louder all the gossip (and snarky jokes) became.
Of course, promo photos of Clay's new look (frosty blonde highlights, inch-thick pancake makeup), or news than his son was conceived via medical intervention with his 50-year-old "best friend," didn't help matters. But Clay still kept mum, perhaps out of fear of alienating his adoring, mostly female fanbase.
But now Clay has finally come out, in a People article accompanied by the first published photos of his new bouncing baby boy, Parker Foster (who apparently was his inspiration for telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth here, as he told the mag, "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things"). Kudos to Clay for being an honest role model for his child, and I'm certain that any worries Clay--or, probably more specifically, his handlers--had about him losing fans after such a confession will prove totally unfounded.

The worst rendition of the national anthem ever!!!

So this Hipster dude, Rocco Deluca, sings the national anthem @ Wrigley Field and it's possibly the most horrendous thing I've ever heard. He sounds like Tiny Tim on acid. It's horrible. Listen if you dare...

Krizz

Ever wonder which movies lost the most money...

No? Me neither, but I happened to run across this article and found it mildly amusing since Eddie Murphy is on the list twice. People don't like Eddie unless he's cussing up a storm but he don't get that. Anyways enjoy.

Krizz

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/collections/gallery/1005/movie-disasters-historic-box-office-bombs/fp#photo0

Douchebags of the week: The Federal Government

It just gets worse and worse and worse. So the economy is crashing down around us, basically because of this bogus war. We are spending 10 billion dollars a month on it. Banks are closing. Little kids are crying. Dogs and cats are getting along. Everything is insane right now. So our governments latest great idea is to spend about 3 trillion dollars to save the companies that are closing down. That's funny cause I thought that we were broke as a country? So the government can save insurance companies, like AIG, but can't afford to lend money to states who want to keep schools open or increase salaries. This whole country is completely fucked up. It just becomes more and more plainly evident that Obama needs to win this election. Since when has the Federal Government been known to bail people out? I mean really. These are the same fuckers that will take your house if your taxes are fucked up. Or make you pay more taxes @ the end of the year. Now they're bailing people out. The power of money is some serious shit. They broke they damn necks to come up with a quick fix and what they came up with is possibly the worst idea ever. So congratulations U.S. federal Government. You are the douchebags of the week. Can't wait for the election...

Krizz

This chick here has lost her damn mind and is the Messy of the fucking week

So apparently this crazy ass 33 year old chick wanted to live a childhood she thought she lost so she stole her daughters identity, went to high school and became a cheerleader...

She actually thought she could pass for 15? Yup. The bitch was nutso, but harmless nutso.

That is until she found her a 15 year old boyfriend to sue.

LMAO

I say let her go, and let her get her cheerleader on.

TAZ

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GREEN BAY, Wis. — A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman.Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown's mother.According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn't have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she'd missed.Brown allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader's locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach's house.The $134.50 check Brown gave to the cheerleading coach for her uniform bounced, the complaint said.A high school employee, Kim Demeny, told authorities that the woman, posing as the teen, seemed very timid. Demeny said she told her she was not good at math and even cried when she talked about moving from Pahrump Valley High School in Nevada. Demeny said she looked older than a student but had the demeanor of a high school girl.

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Wisconsin Mom Posed as Daughter to Be Cheerleader A school liaison officer started investigating after Brown only attended the first day of classes last week, the complaint said.Assistant Principal Dirk Ribbins later learned Brown's daughter was enrolled at Pahrump Valley High School. Ribbins also spoke with Brown's mother, who told him she had custody of the girl. She said Brown has a history of identity theft crimes, the complaint said.Brown made her first court appearance Friday by video conference. The judge set bond at $8,000.If convicted, she could face up to six years in prison and a $10,000 fine.There was no attorney listed in Brown's online court records. Her home number could not be found.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,424061,00.html