Catch us Live June 22, 2007

Ya'll know how we do. Tomorrow we gonna get real messy for Music Monthly's own, Kelly Connelly, as we hit the stage in her honor.

Shout outs to Team Fifty, inc. for inviting us to perform at this event.

Taz Jonez or Tee-Jay for short LMAO

Almost famous...

This one will be quik and dirty. So we (the Unstoppable Nuklehidz) are in the process of finishing up an album that's a new kinda fire. Yesterday me and Taz went up to the studio and recorded the final song on our new record entitled "The Mysterious Messy Revolution". The song is called "Shut Up" and it's basically telling people to mind their muthafuckin business. We each take turns in our verses destroying the rappin clones and the bitch ass niggaz that we have all come to know and despise. It was one of our best sessions as recording artists. Nuklehidz are moving at a rapid pace right now and I hope all are ready for our August release. Word on the street is that a lot of cats are anticipating what we been doing for the past 8 months and the album is a hot topic in the underground scene. We gettin ready to do some BIG things this summer and I aint just talkin bout music either. The revoltion will be swift, quick and without warning. So roll with us or get rolled the hell over...Be easy.

Cutter girl frankie from Real World dead at 25...

Ya'll remember Frankie? The girl from the Real World who brought national attention to the psychotic cutter thing emotionally disturbed people do when they need to release pain.

Basically, what happens is, when somebody hurts you, as a cutter your would take whatever sharp object is around and cut yourself to make the pain more physical, and seemingly easier to release.

Frankie eventually had to leave the show due to her cutting, and obsession with her boyfriend I believe. Of course, her boyfriend was the cause of all her emotional pain.

I just want to say, rest in peace Frankie. You had a spunk, and fire about you, and that energy will be missed.

The cause of death was her hereditary disease of Cystic Fibrosis.


Taz Jonez

um...what the hell happened to Whitley from "A Different World"?

I know people age, but that is a little much. Has she hanging with Whitney Houston?

Oh hell no. Whitley was one of the reasons I went to college, and now she is a coke whore. This is the worst thing I've heard since Paris Hilton got arrested. LMAO


Taz Jonez

ARTIST SPOTLIGHT: Paula Campbell

Whats up ya'll? Just checking in to give a shout out to Baltimore's own Paula Campbell. Right now she is touring the country with R&B crooner Trey Songz, and Singer/Songwriter Ne-Yo.

Plus she is my gym pal, so you know I gotta show her some love.

Paula Campbell's upcoming shows with Ne-yo

Jun 12 2007 8:00P
House of Blues w/ Ne-Yo Los Angeles, California
Jun 13 2007 8:00P
House of Blues w/ Ne-Yo San Diego, California
Jun 14 2007 8:00P
House of Blues w/ Ne-Yo Anaheim, California
Jun 15 2007 8:00P
Filmore w/ Ne-Yo San Francisco, California
Jun 17 2007 8:00P
Showbox w/ Ne-Yo Seattle, Washington
Jun 20 2007 8:00P
Myth w/ Ne-Yo Minneapolis, Minnesota
Jun 21 2007 8:00P
Six Flags w/ Ne-Yo St. Louis, Missouri
Jun 24 2007 8:00P
Toyota Park B96 w/ Ne-Yo Chicago, Illinois
Jun 28 2007 8:00P
Six Flags w/ Ne-Yo Boston, Massachusetts
Jun 29 2007 8:00P
House of Blues w/ Ne-Yo Atlantic City, New Jersey
Jun 30 2007 8:00P
Copacabana w/ Ne-Yo New York, New York
Jul 1 2007 8:00P
House of Blues w/ Ne-Yo Cleveland, Ohio
Jul 2 2007 8:00P
Summerfest w/ Ne-Yo Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Jul 5 2007 8:00P
Six Flags w/ Ne-Yo San Antonio, Texas

Messy of The week 6/10/07 thru 6/16/07!...I guess Sisqo and his asian homeboy gave up the thongs...Draw your own conclusions!

Is this some strange new fitness fad?

Is he going to get his freak on?

Either way, it appears he has gotten rid of the thongs!

Taz Jonez

Paris Hilton admits to faking "Stupid Girl" routine!!

When pop punk P!nk released her controversal "Stupid Girls" song challenging the image Paris Hilton, and other Hollywood heavy weight tween divas were putting into the world as cool, America was quick to reward her with zero radio play, and less then impressive record sales. Now, just over a year later, I find it so fucking hilarious that P!nk's album is back on the charts and selling well, and Paris Hilton is sitting in jail admitting that her dumb blonde persona was all an act.

So how do you feel now daughters of America dumbing yourselves down, and making this woman rich, as she sold you on false image? Now she claims she won't party again.

Whatever Paris. You thought they were laughing with you, but as the MTV Movie Awards clearly shows, they were laughing at you.

Lindsey, Britney, Jessica, and Nicole, are you taking notes?

Rihanna reviewed..."Good Girl Gone Bad"

Should you buy it? Hell yeah. Def Jam is putting the money behind this one. They are determined to make Rihanna a star, and thats wonderful in this time of major labels signing hit singles and not artist. Wouldn't you agree "Laffy Taffy" boys? Sometimes its fun to buy into the hype of it all, and plus she is sexy as fuck!

And now my review....

With her new CD, Rihanna definately proves what we already knew. She is a singles artist. The album itsself is okay, but the 4 to 5 hit singles on it are off the chains.

"Umbrella" is a monster taking over the world like some new age Hitler.

"Don't Stop the Music" is also a sure fire number 1, as is "Breaking Dishes"....

The problem however is Rihanna. Like her MTV Movie Award performance, Rihanna's album is all flash and show. The singer herself gets lost in the commotion. She has no personality, and that is what puts albums like "B'day" and "I'm Not Dead" above it.

Her best singles often sound like attempts at being someone else. "Breaking Dishes" sounds like the new Pussy Cat Dolls jam. Neyo's contribuitions end up sounding like a recreate of his own songs, but the Beyonce "Irreplacable" rehash is kind of flyy. Timbaland's contributions sound like left overs from the Nelly Furtado album.

Rihanna shows promise with this album, but like Ciara, there seems to be a sense of her "time is limited because she has nowhere to grow."

If done right though, she should have 2 to 3 number 1 singles from this album.

I give her 3 and a half stars out of 5

Taz Jonez

Taz Jonez asks...If a 15 year old has voluntary sex with a 17 year old, is that rape?

Its about time they freed this boy. If a 17 year old boy wants to be a ho, and a 15 year old girl wants to give it up to him, thats not molestation or rape. Thats a senior dating a sophomore. How often does that happen today? It is sad that this boy has spent nearly 4 years of his life in jail for some damn nonsense.

Of course Robert Kelly's "bumpin and grindin" ass has still not seen his judgement in court, and we know for a fact that he was poking the late great Aaliyah when she was 14 and he was 25. We're not even going to mention Sparkle's porn star niece.

This kid should have a million dollar lawsuit on his hands.

Well I guess not, its Georgia's dumbass law. But some laws are out dated.

Taz Jonez

Brooke, YOU ARE THE WHORE OF CHARM SCHOOL

When Mo'nique's fat ass told Pumkin that she was the whore of charm school it seemed like karma had finally swung back to kick her in the ass. You had to know Miss New York and them was laughing their asses off. Especially Smiley, who Pumkin called all kinds of bitches a little while before. It was hilarious to see Pumkin come so hard at Smiley cause you had to know if that was any other girl in the house she wouldn't have dared to do that. I was ready for her ass to go, and couldn't believe she actually thought she was staying. LOL Dumb bitch.

The other hilarious part about that episode is the ugly ass dudes Mo'nique brought in that house for the party. Them dudes was some ugly bitches for real. The one named Sea Shell couldn't have been any whacker, but it was hilarious when he started getting on Safarri's weave and 'sushi breath'. I always said that bitch looks like her breath stinks, though I am sure either her or Smiley are going to win this.

Anyway, to the producers of the show, next time, try and book some of the cast members from "I Luv New York". That would have been hilarious, and better for ratings. Speaking of them dudes, I saw White Boy in Miami a few weeks ago with the Marley brothers, and I even got to sneak in a club with them. They didn't know I had blended in their entourage though. My Baltimore street smarts leaves them southern boys in the dust any day of the week. LMAO Anyways, I'll post pictures from that later.


Taz Jonez

KRIZZ HATES AL SHARPTON AND YOU SHOULD TOO!!!

The Reverend Al Sharpton. Where do I begin. First off I wanna say that I never trust a man with a bad perm. Secondly, we aint had a good black leader since the CIA shot the shit out of Martin and Malcom. The status of our communities prove that shit every fuckin day. Al Sharpton sticks his fuckin nose in any and everything that will get him and that that hair on TV. This nigga got some sort of nerve don't he?

What people may not not know is that back in the early 80's Al Sharpton got in a little bit of trouble. You see this "Man of God" got caught on tape, by the FBI nonetheless, in an undercover sting. I'll bet you'll never guess what he was doing....SELLING COKE!!! Yup. That's right. Selling cocaine. Coca, yayo, nose candy, snow, blow, powder and whatever the fuck else you call it. Check it out if you think I'm a fibber. (Probably on You Tube somewhere) On HBO's Real Sports with Bryant Gumble (A true house nigga if I ever seen one but that aint the point) about 6 or 7 years ago I saw them air this story and I was floored! They showed the entire video! This coon had on a cowboy hat with a perm in New York buying and sellin from an FBI agent. When first approached by HBO in an interview he got all huffy, said no comment and stormed off, relaxer and all. Then he came back and tried to say that they framed him cause they been after him for years. Mmm hmm. That still don't explain that cowboy hat and the kilo and a half you was hustlin for. This nigga got the nerve to come on my TV trying to tell me what I need to be doin for my community. What the fuck you gonna tell me Al? huh? How to measure grams? How much baking soda and ice I need to make that good diesel for the fiends? Where to get baggies? Where the best raw comes from? Who got the Columbian connect? What about Tawana Brawley motherfucker!! Another cluster fuck of epic proportions that you still get questioned about.

Do us all a favor and just go away. We don't want you as our president. We don't want you as our leader. Most of us don't really like you that much. Just go away. Not that long ago you were contributing to the destruction of our culture, people and neighborhoods but you wanna turn around and tell me what I should be doing!! negro please. Wash out that ridiculous perm and take your fat ass round the block a few times. Shut the fuck up too. You not helping matters in the black community at all. Ok. I'm done. Til next time...

I got into another fight last night. I got a black eye.

Last night I am chilling at this bar in Towson, minding my damn BIZ, when this drunk dude named Thunder Cat started totally disrespecting everybody, and getting all in everybody's face. So I says, "bitch, you need to chill out before somebody fuck you up", and then I made that face Becky Buckwild be making on Flava of Love Charm School when she is in 'act hard' mode.

He was like, "I will fuck your ass up, and then he took my drink from me, and everybody started laughing and shit." So to save face I attemped to kick him in his nutts, he was a 220 pounder so I figured fighting dirty was my best bet, but his drunk ass blocked it, and punch me dead in my eye.

Everybody started to try to break it up, and I took that as my que to run my ass out that bar before he did anything else to fuck up my beautiful face.

Needless to say, I am pissed.

I got him back though, cause I slashed his tires when I realized he wasn't gonna follow me out the bar, but I still got a black eye.

Needless to say Thunder Cat, I hope your fat ass enjoyed your long walk home!!

Thats the last time I leave the house without my stun gun.


Pissed off,


Taz Jonez

Whats up peeps!

The official blogspot of hip hop punksters, the Unstoppable Nuklehidz, is up and we're fucking ready to discuss all things messy in this world. What I suggest you do, is keep checking this site cause we gonna give you the motherfucking dirt, and point and laugh at all the stupid ass people doing stupid asss things.

We're also going to give props to all those bold enough to do their own thing, as well as review our thing, which is music.

Wanna check us on myspace.com, and hear a couple of tunes from our upcoming album, "The Mysterious Messy Revolution"?

www.myspace.com/theunstoppablenuklehidz

Wanna book us for shows?

nuklehidz@gmail.com

Its 2007 bitches, and we fitting to usher in a new revolution. A messy ass one where people is free to do what ever the fuck they want as long as they aren't hurting anybody.

So gets your drinks out.

Get your drugs out.

cause we ready to party in this bitch and nobody is safe from out pottymouthed opinions!!! LOL