Thursday, January 29, 2009

Snuggie?? WTF???!!!


I need a scheme like right now. You know that cheesy commercial for the Snuggie? Y'all know what I'm talking about. It's the blanket with sleeves. The commercial has people wearing them everywhere. To the mall, to football games, I think I even saw a homeless dude with one. Well anyway, my reason behind speaking on this is because it has been brought to my attention that Snuggie has sold 4 million units at 19.95 a piece! That's calculates to a whopping $79,800,000! THE FUCKING SNUGGIE HAS MADE 80 MILLION DOLLARS!!! Pardon me now. I'm retreating to my chambers to conjure up schemes and plots. How about a blanket with legs...hmmm


Krizz

Who says the Arabs don't have a sense of humor?!!


Cause this shit is hilarious. An Iraq sculpture artist recently paid tribute to the gangsta ass reporter who hurled his shoes at Bush. This dude erected a huge statue of the shoe itself for all to see and laugh at uncontrollably. If Iraq keeps this kind of American humor up they're gonna be the coolest country like ever.
Krizz
Iraqi shoe hurler inspires art in Saddam hometown
AP

BAGHDAD – When an Iraqi journalist hurled his shoes at George W. Bush last month at a Baghdad press conference, the attack spawned a flood of Web quips, political satire and street rallies across the Arab world.
Now it's inspired a work of art. A sofa-sized sculpture — a single copper-coated shoe on a stand carved to resemble flowing cloth — was formally unveiled to the public Thursday in the hometown of the late Iraqi ruler Saddam Hussein.
Officials and visitors walked around the outdoor sculpture during the brief ceremony, pondering on its eccentricities — such as a tree poking up from the shoe's interior.
Its sculptor called it a fitting tribute to the shoe hurler, Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi, and his folk hero reputation in parts of the Muslim world and beyond.
The Baghdad-based artist, Laith al-Amari, said the work honors al-Zeidi and "is a source of pride for all Iraqis." He added: "It's not a political work,"
But its location in Saddam's hometown of Tikrit, about 80 miles north of Baghdad, is a point of reference for prewar nostalgia among some Iraqis.
The sculpture also includes an ode to al-Zeidi and mentions the virtues of being "able to tell the truth out loud."
Al-Zeidi had shouted in Arabic as he pulled off his shoes and heaved them at Bush during the news conference. "This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq," screamed al-Zeidi, who was working for a Cairo-based television station.
Bush dodged both shoes, but the image was extremely powerful in Arab culture, where throwing shoes at someone is a sign of extreme contempt. Iraqis whacked a toppled statue of Saddam following the U.S.-led invasion with their shoes and slippers.
"This monument ... will remain a present for the forthcoming generations," said Fatin Abdul-Qadir al-Nasiri, director of a Tikrit orphanage whose children helped fashion the sculpture. "(They) will remember the story of the hero (al-Zeidi) who bid farewell to the U.S. president ... in such a way.
Al-Zeidi was scheduled to face trial last month on a charge of assaulting a foreign leader, but the court date was postponed after his attorney filed a motion to reduce the charges.
On Monday, Swiss lawyer Mauro Poggia said al-Zeidi planned to seek political asylum in Switzerland, but one of al-Zeidi's brothers denied the report.


Kudos to you little girl for surviving being tossed 190 feet off a bridge by your father!!


So what you died four hours later. The point is you survived at all. My black ass would have been dead on contact!

TAZ

PS. Is it me on are kids having the worst year ever so far in 2009? Their parents is killing their little asses left and right. My advice...Please do your home work, cause if might get messy.


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January 29, 2009. MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) — A man has been charged with throwing his 4-year-old daughter to her death from a traffic bridge above a river in Australia's second-largest city, officials said.The 36-year-old father was scheduled to appear in a Melbourne court later Thursday charged with her murder, police Sgt. Creina O'Grady said. He faces a maximum life sentence if convicted.The girl was rushed to Royal Children's Hospital after being dragged barely alive from the Yarra River. The hospital said she died about four hours after the 190-foot fall.The father had appeared before a family court on Tuesday and Wednesday to settle custody of the couple's three children with their mother, a court official said.The girl's two brothers may have been inside an SUV parked nearby when the man allegedly dropped the girl off the West Gate Bridge, Detective Inspector Steve Clark told reporters.The surviving children were still with their father when he was arrested about an hour later outside the family court, he said.Police have not named the suspect, the victim or other members of the family. Australian athorities often withhold information that could identify children involved in a crime as suspects or victims, or their families.The alleged murder happened during rush hour on the bridge, an eight-lane freeway linking downtown Melbourne with the city's western suburbs.Shocked witnesses called police to report seeing the girl being thrown from the bridge into the river shortly after 9 a.m.A man "dropped (her) over the bridge" into the water, and police in a boat rescued the child about 10 minutes later, Clark said.Clark said their mother had been informed but did not give details.A court official, who declined to be named because she was not authorized to speak to the media, said the custody hearing over the children had ended Wednesday without a ruling because the parents had agreed to share access.The hearing had been listed to resume Thursday, but neither parent had been expected to attend for a third day in court, she said.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

FINALLY: Late ass Kelly Rowland has finally left the Beyonce brigade!!!!


Its about time! I was wondering if she was gonna ever figure out that all he gave a fuck about was his daughters.

If Michelle was smart, she'd be next.

As far what happened, my Miami spies have confirmed reports of constant feuding between Solange and Rowland. I'm just glad the bitch finally woke up to smell the coffee.


TAZ


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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


January 28, 2009

Joint statement from Mathew Knowles and Kelly Rowland on their amicable professional split:


"After a very positive meeting between Kelly Rowland and myself, we have amicably agreed to end our professional relationship. My company, Music World, will continue to manage Destiny's Child as a group. As an artist Kelly has incredible talent and I only wish her the best. We will always be family first and foremost, and as a dad I only have love for Kelly." ----Mathew Knowles


"Mathew Knowles has been a positive influence in my career. I have had great success under his guidance — both as a member of Destiny’s Child and with my solo projects. Although we have decided to part ways professionally, the Knowles family and the entire Music World Entertainment team will always be my family." ---Kelly Rowland

Friday, January 23, 2009

New Eminem...



As an Eminem fan I have to say that I am not that impressed. Sounds like 50 wrote it for him. Or maybe he was just playing around in the studio and it got leaked. Whatever the case I know Em can come with better than this. We need you man! Hip hop is holding on for dear life!


Krizz

Give it a listen here:

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The tragedy of Joaquin Phoenix...

Remember this guy...





He's this guy now...

Oh, unforgiving tragedy. When fame and power become a lifestyle one of two things occur everytime. One either will flourish....or become batshit crazy. In the case of Joaquin Phoenix, batshit crazy is not even the horrible part. It's much, much worse than that. He's a rapper now. Yes, the same guy who kicked ass in the Johnny Cash movie is trying his hand at rap. As an extraordinary emcee myself, my take on it is this...he sucks. He's coming off like a real drugged up douchebag right now and I don't appreciate it. There's enough terrible rap out there to keep hip-hop stagnant for the next decade and he, seemingly, is not satisfied with that. He wants to further ruin the genre by looking like a homeless retard while rapping. I wish Joaquin Phoenix nothing but hard times and obnoxious booing while pursuing his rap career. Moron...

Check out the video of his first stellar performance...

Krizz




Kanye's offensive new mullet hairstyle. The hair police will be notified immediately!!!





I know its a real kick in the balls when your girlfriend gets all "Heartless" and breaks your heart but that is still no excuse for a mullet!!!

Kanye West, you suck!

LMAO

TAZ

Thursday, January 15, 2009

FASHION WHITE TEE WEDDING EMERGENCY! Where is Joan and Melissa Rivers when you need them?

















I heard of ghetto as shit, but this is ghetto as shit!!! This is a fashion disaster of Katrina proportions New Orleans, and I think I am going to have to call Joan and Melissa Rivers, the fashion police, to start passing out some citations.
Shame on these people. They even got the kids involved!

LMAO

TAZ

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

So I heard the supposed Virgin auctioning off her "first time" had reached bids exceeding 6 million.


Check SpellingWhat do I feel about this? I say go for it. I can't hate on this chick. College girls get smutted out everyday. Dicks in their coochies. Dicks in their mouths. Dicks in their asses. Dicks just all around them, and this is for free. If home girl can make her doe off of it, then why not? Porn stars don't make that much their entire careers.


I would also advise this very smart business woman to secure both book and porn DVD distribution deals.


She could clear another million or 2.


Just my opinion.


TAZ


PS. Now if only I could find a way to auction my dick on Ebay. Think I wouldn't when I would? And it don't need to be for6 million either. I'm good with a $100.00 bucks towards my LA plane ticket.


HOLLA


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Okay, so I guess I have been living under a rock for a while, because I would have to believe that this is my first time hearing about Natalie Dylan. Yeah, I would have to have been under a rock, because I'm sure the news media was beyond fascinated by the story of a young lady putting her virginity up for sale.The reasoning for the auction of her, ahem, gift was well intentioned, it seems--her sister worked for a short while as a prostitute in order to pay for school, and she's offering her virginity (at a price) to pay for graduate school. They always told me graduate school wasn't cheap.
The reasoning behind the auctioning is not what has me thinking. It's the fact that she is auctioning what is supposed to be looked at as a girl's most special of gifts. You know, it's that thing that you're supposed to give away, in a night full of passion and love; in moments laced with affection, you're supposed to come to your climax while in the arms of a big, strong man who will say "I love you" while he kisses your forehead and wakes you the next day to cuddle and make you breakfast.
But, how much of that is Hollywood fantasy and how much of that is reality?
Don't get me wrong--I think virginity is something special, and something that should be held onto until you meet someone very special to share it with, but how many of us are so wrapped up by what Hollywood and television and books and magazines tell us "love" is that we just "fall in love" with anyone we catch a couple butterflies for? And after we "fall in love," we have the "permission" to fall into something else, if you catch my drift.
So, after reading about Ms. Dylan and her auction, I find myself at an intellectual crossroads. What if Ms. Dylan is simply the face of the modern female, logically using what she has to get what she wants? What if the butterflies, love, and candlelit smoke and mirrors of the first-time fantasy are nothing more than the remnants of an old-fashioned way of thinking, ceasing to exist in front of our eyes?
Men stereotypically ache to rid themselves of their virginity. Maybe Ms. Dylan is simply a step smarter--she's not giving it away for free.

Mayor of Baltimore tells the media to fuck off!!


Or at least thats what it looks like to me. If you ask Sheila Dixon's people they will say she was just adjusting her glasses. Mmm hmm. It just so happens to be the middle finger while she's looking directly at the camera. Right... Obama is on his way down here in the midst of all this drama and Sheila don't even give a fuck. Get it lady. They tryin to throw you under the jail anyway so I would be like fuck you too. LOL.
Check out the full scoop here:



Krizz

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Messy of the Week presents- Niggaz in Oakland...


The story started off typical enough. Savage power thirsty police asshole has to go all Rodney King on an innocent black 22 year old kid to prove he has balls. The situation turns horrible when the unarmed kid is pinned to the ground and murdered execution style with a shot to the back.

Deserving the asshole BART( which is a subway in Cali) police officer and the company that employed him are sued for 25 million.

Lets be real folks. This was awful. That dude had a daughter.

So far, not a nigga moment insight right?

WRONG.

Enter the niggas of Oakland zoo.

I understand you wanna protest. Protesting is American. Its what we do. But if you gonna riot, and tear shit up niggas, why you wanna tear up your own shit in your communities? LaQaunda Jenkins, you eat chicken wangs everyday at Wangz and Thangz which is black owned. How is burning down "Wangz and Thangz proving your point, and what are you gonna eat tomorrow?

SAD.

Messy.

TAZ out...


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http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2009/01/08/MN2N155CN1.DTL

A protest over the fatal shooting by a BART police officer of an unarmed man mushroomed into several hours of violence Wednesday night as demonstrators smashed storefronts and cars, set several cars ablaze and blocked streets in downtown Oakland.
The roving mob expressed fury at police and frustration over society's racial injustice. Yet the demonstrators were often indiscriminate, frequently targeting the businesses and prized possessions of people of color.

They smashed a hair salon, a pharmacy and several restaurants. Police in riot gear tried to control the crowd, but some people retreated along 14th Street and bashed cars along the way.
The mob smashed the windows at Creative African Braids on 14th Street, and a woman walked out of the shop holding a baby in her arms.

"This is our business," shouted Leemu Topka, the black owner of the salon she started four years ago. "This is our shop. This is what you call a protest?"
Wednesday night's vandalism victims had nothing to do with the shooting death by a BART police officer of Oscar Grant on New Year's Day - but that did little to sway the mob.
"I feel like the night is going great," said Nia Sykes, 24, of San Francisco, one of the demonstrators. "I feel like Oakland should make some noise. This is how we need to fight back. It's for the murder of a black male."
Sykes, who is black, had little sympathy for the owner of Creative African Braids.

"She should be glad she just lost her business and not her life," Sykes said. She added that she did have one worry for the night: "I just hope nobody gets shot or killed."
The protest had started calmly shortly after 3 p.m. at the Fruitvale Station in Oakland, where BART police Officer Johannes Mehserle shot 22-year-old Grant of Hayward a week ago. BART shut down the station well into the evening commute, although the demonstration there was peaceful.

However, shortly after nightfall, a group of roughly 200 protesters split off and headed toward downtown Oakland, prompting the transit agency to close the Lake Merritt and 12th Street stations. The group wreaked havoc through much of downtown, drawing hundreds of police in riot gear. It wasn't until roughly 10:40 p.m that police clamped down on the mob, arresting dozens who were cornered near the Paramount Theatre, and bringing an end to the mayhem.
Earlier in the evening, Oakland Mayor Ron Dellums met the mob on 14th Street, urging calm and leading them on a walk to City Hall, where he gave a speech.

"I sense your frustration," he told the crowd. "I understand that you've lost confidence in a process because you've seen what you believe is a homicide ... But listen to me, we are a community of people. We are civilized people. We are a nation of laws.
"I'm asking people to disperse," the mayor said to the couple hundred people in the crowd. "Let's leave in a spirit of peace."
But soon after, a man shouted "that's the modern day lynching" and the mob quickly continued its rampage, smashing at least seven storefronts on 17th street between Franklin and Webster streets. They also smashed eight cars, including four belonging to the City of Oakland.
Near 14th and Alice streets, Myron Bell was taking dance lessons in "step," a form of dance popular among African Americans, when he looked out the window and saw people jumping on his Lexus sedan.

Bell, 42, came out to find that almost all of the car's windows, including the front and back had been smashed and it appeared that someone had tried to set the car on fire.

"I'm for the cause," said Bell, who is black. "But I'm against the violence and destruction."
Nearby, Godhuli Bose stood near her smashed Toyota Corolla as a man walked by, repeatedly called her a misogynist slur and then added, "F- your car."
Bose, a high school teacher, said: "I can't afford this."

Earlier in the evening, when the mob first appeared downtown, Oakland Police Officer Michael Cardoza parked his car across the intersection of Eighth and Madison streets, to prevent traffic from flowing toward Broadway and into the protest. But he told The Chronicle that a group of 30 to 40 protesters quickly surrounded his car and started smashing it with bottles and rocks.
Cardoza jumped out of the car and said some protesters tried to set the car on fire, while others jumped on top of the hood - incidents repeatedly shown on television. Cardoza said the protesters "were trying to entice us into doing something." A Chronicle reporter saw a fist-sized rock in the back seat.

A group of protesters also set a trash bin aflame, moving it adjacent to the police car.
Police threw tear gas into the group to disperse it, said BART Sgt. Mark MacAulay. After 8 p.m., there were numerous arrests.
"When you get that mob mentality, it can be dangerous," MacAulay said.

Other protesters marched on BART's 12th Street Station about 7 p.m., prompting the transit agency to close the downtown hub station even as it was reopening the Lake Merritt and Fruitvale stations.

The mob blocked the intersection of 14th and Broadway, near the downtown BART station entrance. As police put on helmets and gas masks and stood in a line formation, some demonstrators held signs that read, "Your idea of justice?" and "Jail Killer Cops."
One man lay in the intersection with his face down and his hands behind his back - intentionally evoking the position that Grant was in when he was shot.
Some in the mob wore masks over their faces as they yelled at police. Roughly a dozen stood just a few feet away from police as they screamed at them. Chants included "pigs go home," "the fascist police, no justice, no peace" and "we are all Oscar Grant."
Mandingo Hayes, who is black, said he participated in the protest because "we're tired of all these police agencies getting away with shooting unarmed black and Latino males."
Hayes, 36, downplayed the attack on the police car.

"For a police car to get abused, and for a person to get shot and killed, which would you rather be?" said Hayes, a construction worker from San Pablo.
As the night wore on, Hayes tried calming people down, asking for peace.
The core group of the mob appeared to be about 40 people, several of whom were with Revolution Books, a Berkeley bookstore. A man distributed the "Revolution" newspaper - whose tagline is "voice of the Revolutionary Communist Party, U.S.A." - as he shouted "This whole damn system is guilty!"

Soo Jung Sung didn't understand why she was to blame. She wept as she looked at the shattered front windshield of her Nissan Montero.
"Emotionally, I totally understand them," she said of the upset over Grant's shooting. "But it's not nice."

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

This looks like a job for...JOAN and MELISSA RIVERS, the Fashion Police!!!!!




Michael Jackson out for new years eve. What ther fuck is wrong with his black/white ass?