Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
So...Aretha Frankin's ass calls in to the Wendy Williams show talking about her biopic and how only Halle Berry could play her. I was thinking, bitch is you crazy. There is no way Halle Berry can play you. She can't sing. She is pretty, and she doesn't resemble a wild African Hippo.
Halle Berry, of course, rejected her several times because she continued to beg after the intial rejection.
Somebody give her a reality check...Please.
There was a time I would have said Jennifer Hudson, but since she went from size 80 to size 0, there is no way she is gonna put back on those 400 pounds necessary to really look like Aretha Franklin. Maybe Fantasia can borrow Eddie Murphy's fatsuit from the Nutty Professor movie and make it work.
Realistically though, I'm thinking the only bitch that can pull this off is the chick that played Precious.
What do you think?
Monday, January 31, 2011
BEAT YOUR KIDS: Guess What This lady did when her children got 'mouthy' and started giving her a bunch of back talk!!!
YES LADY GIVE ME CRAZY!! LMAO...Mouthy ass kids get on my nerves too, but being honest, I would have maybe pistol whipped them instead of flat shooting them...but hey, either way she showed them little motherfuckas that she was not the one to play with.
My mother used to tell me that she brought me into the world and could take me out but damn!
Holding a tissue and crying softly, the Tampa, Fla., mother facing double-murder charges for killing her two teenage children because they were "mouthy" appeared in court today.
The woman allegedly confessed to the officers there that she had shot son, Beau, 13 and then daughter Calyx, 16, the day before because they "talked back, they were mouthy and she was tired of it," police said. Wearing a burgundy jumpsuit with the words "inmate" written across it, Schenecker did not speak during her brief appearance in court via closed circuit cameras from the Hillsborough County Jail. Judge Walter Heinrich ordered her held without bond.
Schenecker's husband, Army Col. Parker Schenecker, is making his way back from Qatar, where he was on military assignment. He was not present at his wife's court appearance. Schenecker's mother had reportedly grown concerned about her daughter's depression. When a call to her daughter wasn't answered Friday morning, she called police. After being read her Miranda Rights, police said, Schenecker confessed to shooting her son twice in the head while they were on the way to soccer practice.
She told police that she then drove to the family home in a gated country club community in north Tampa, where she shot her daughter in the back of the head while the teen was studying at her computer, police said. The children "never saw it coming," police spokeswoman Laura McElroy said. Judge Heinrich said the court will request the appointment of doctors for a mental evaluation of Schenecker. Brad Garrett, a former FBI profiler and special agent who's now an ABC News consultant, said, "In situations where women kill their children ... about 80 percent of the time, it's driven by some mental illness issue ... and what happens is women become so depressed, they believe they can't go on in life and in some situations, they believe that it's better that the children not go on without them there, so they kill the children, then kill themselves." Schenecker reportedly intended to kill herself, police said. She had left a note detailing why she'd killed her children and her plan to commit suicide, police said.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Freeloading is about who you are, not what you do.
Freeloading is not genetic but aquired through years of training and hours of practice.
Like Biology or chemistry, freeloading is a science that requires methods, theories and experimentation.
I once saw a man in a $700.00 suit with expensive rings and jewelries on freeload a quarter from a homeless man.
It was beautiful.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
I know its wrong to beat a dead horse....errrr...pop star....but do you know that crazy man used to hire Michael Jackson impersonators to perform at his birthday parties? I guess when you are the greatest performer that ever lived even you want a front row seat at your own damn concert.
Either way, that shit is weird!
Friday, September 24, 2010
Eddie Long...Eddie Long...Eddie Long. Wow. Damn dude. Like everything you say right now really don't mean shit cause a picture is worth 1,000 words. Or in this case, a picture means your an undercover guy lover. I'd like to hear the excuse for this one. "Well I was sending a picture message to God to show him how well I was taking care of my self. My body is my temple." C'mon man. It's a wrap for ya. Take it all in stride tho...Jesus got your back....but probably no the way you want him to...oooh...burned.