Everybody has been wanting to know whats sexy again for the holiday season, and I am here to tell you. Vomiting your food after a huge holiday dinner is indeed back in style no matter what Pink says in her "Stupid Girls" video. Statistics show that the average American gains between 8 and 10 pounds during the holiday season. This situation makes it indeed important to vomit your food up during this season so that you won't become plus sized.
The kicker is only do it for that three week window between turkey day and the Lawd's birthday because over time vomit eats away at your teeth and gives you bad breath and that my friends is never sexy.
Happy Turkey day.
Be safe.
TAZ
1 comment:
Hey it's Kirsten (Timmy Grins assistant) met you at Cici's...did a little research (Since you DIDNT have a card) and found the blog...glad i took the time out because it's DOPE...keep it up...hit me back with your contact info at kirsten@breakneckroad.com...Peace!!
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