Monday, December 1, 2008

Asshole of the Minute: Plaxico Burress


So I know that many people could make this list but a new dumbass is born every minute. So I would like to take this opportunity to call out one Plaxico Burress. NY Giants "star" Wide Receiver. It appears that in an effort to be soooo gangsta, Mr. Burress shot himself while gettin jiggy in da club. Seems as though he was carrying a gun and it accidentally went off in some Manhattan night club. heh hehe heh. Ok. First off you make millions of bucks for being an average player. You know usually people with stupid amounts of money hire others to carry and, if need be, fire their guns. They're called B-O-D-Y-G-U-A-R-D-S. You know the funny thing is that one of his teamates was with him when it happened and was trying to hide the gun. heh hehe heh. So what was the story gonna be? What, did P. Diddy run in the club and shoot the shit up again? C'mon fellas. For real? I'm a start calling him Cheddar Burress (i.e. 8 Mile Cheddar Bob.) What an asshole.
Krizz

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