A couple of points I need to get off my chest about Michael Jackson...

First of all, why are some people hating on all the attention he is getting like he isn't the biggest star ever in pop music? He is the most famous person in the world you sons of bitches, of course his death will be covered because people care.

Second of all, Katherine Jackson is too damn to be watching them kids. Give them to Janet. She is the only one being classy in all of this.

Thirdly, somebody please give Tito, Joe, Latoya, and especially Jermaine a glass of shut the fuck up. Each of them are doing all these interviews for hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to squeeze the last bit of money they can from Michael.

You all need to stop. You look tacky.

And finally, how is Lil Wayne gonna call Michael Jackson a fag when he kisses a grown man named Baby in the mouth? He's needs his ass whooped.

Just my opinion.

TAZ

BREAKING NEWS: Finally the real story on what happened at Janet's sound check in Canada that ended with Miss Jackson being rushed to the hospital

So I had a few of my spies go out to find out what really happened and who was responsible for the mysterious sudden illness that is threatening to derail Janet Jackson's "Rock Wit U" tour. It took them a minute but they finally found out who was to blame. Not too surprising, Melissa and Joan Rivers also known as the fashion police were behind the mysterious illness. Apparently, after seeing the costumes and hair for the tour, the fashion police came to her sound check to write her a citation for looking a hot ass mess on stage.

Ever rebellious, Miss Jackson tore the citation up in their faces thus causing the fashion police to pull out the night sticks and whoop dat ass.

Needless to say it is believed the tour will resume as soon as the knots on Janet's head go down.

Stay here for updates.

TAZ JONEZ

A Janet fan(me) vents on this history breaking week for Madonna and Mooriah....

I'ma about to go on a lamb killing spree.

I can't believe that slutacious bimbo with a super flat ass, Mariah, has went number 1 once again.

I admit it. I am jealous. I am mad and I ain't gonna take it no more.

Moo-riah, I don't want to touch your body, I want to touch your face, with my new timbos...

I haven't been this mad since the old king died.

Join me janatics...Join me on my mission. call all the radio stations and say "you ugly fat bitches. How dare you play Mariah and not Janet". Let 4 and 5 words be your weapons. Attack Janatics...Attack with everything you've got.

We must be avenged!! Janet must be avenged!!

The retarded kid at the front desk of my job is a Mariah fan. So about 11am I snuck in the fridge and got his lunch and ate it in the name of Janet Jackson fans everywhere. And that boy is emotional and plus sized so he started to cry when he discovered he had nothing to eat.

Serves him right. He shouldn't have been humming "Touch My Body" in the hallway last Tuesday

TAZ

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From Billboard

http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003784083

Two leading ladies, Mariah Carey and Madonna, leapfrog over Elvis Presley in the Billboard charts record book this week.

As expected, Mariah Carey moves past Elvis Presley and into sole possession of second place for most No. 1s in the rock era, as "Touch My Body" soars 15-1 on the Billboard Hot 100 to become her 18th chart-topper. With her album "E=MC2" yet to hit retail, Carey might equal the Beatles' record of 20 No. 1s before her set runs its course.

"Body's" blast to No. 1 is fueled by a record-setting debut week digital tally of 286,000 downloads. That sum, good enough for the No. 1 slot on Hot Digital Songs, surpasses the 277,000 downloads labelmate Rihanna opened with in the June 9, 2007, issue with her summer smash "Umbrella."

Presley will also be nudged from his standing as the artist with the most top 10s in the rock era, as Madonna surpasses him with her 37th top 10, "4 Minutes." The track, which features Justin Timberlake, clocks a 68-3 jump. Previous to the establishment of the Billboard Hot 100 in 1958, the industry standard chart was the Best Sellers in Stores tally, where Presley scored his first 12 top 10s.

Like Carey's "Touch," Madonna's Hot 100 jump is spurred by stupendous download sales. "4 Minutes" shifts 217,000 in its first week of wide release (it had been available as a Verizon exclusive) to enter Hot Digital Songs at No. 2.


This is the first time since Nielsen SoundScan began tracking digital sales in 2003 that two titles debut simultaneously on Hot Digital Songs with more than 200,000 downloads each. The week also marks the best single-week digital tally in either artist's career.

OUCH...Janet is expected to sell 180,000 by tomorrow's Billboard charts...

Its kind of sexy because it should put her at number 1, but her last CD "20YO" debuted at number 2 with 300,000 sold the first week. I hope this isn't true though cause in retrospect it will be her lowest first week sales in 20 years.

Either way, number 1 will still be a good look for a woman who, at one point, held the record for the most consecutive number 1 albums by a female artist.

TAZ

This is Just a Jackson week for me. LOL I just got invited to see Miss Jackson perform on TRL in Time Square for her album release on Tuesday.

This is great. Great. Great. Great. I touched Janet's hand when I was 13. She let me sing part of the hook to "Thats The Way Loves Goes", and Stevie Krizz caught her sweaty towel that she routinely throws into the crowd after a performance of "Lets Wait Awhile". Now I get to meet her finally.

On another note, on Perez Hilton's diva show, Janet named her favorite up and coming 'divas' of the moment which included my soon to be wife, Pink, Beyonce, Alicia Keys, and Rihanna.

Get it ladies.

Over the years, the Unstoppable Nuklehidz and MTV have had a weird relationship. We've did both "Wannabes: Outkast", and "Say What Karaoke" with them, and then after they dissed Janet and got all racist and sexiest with the superbowl incident and Justin Timberlake, I took them off my Christmas list. Now, Its safe to say I put their stocking back up over the fire. LMAO.

Taz Jonez

She's Back!!! Janet Jackson on new label and ready to talk "Discipline"

This is taken from her DEF Jam artist profile. I think she is going to do it this time. Her "Feedback" single is the best from her in years, and benefits from the fact that crazy Britney didn't promote "Blackout". Also L.A. Reid, the monster behind Mimi's return, as well as Usher, TLC, P!nk and Toni Braxton, is co producing the entire album with Miss Jackson, and the new video, well her and her dancers fire it up in a vat of cum. How is that for nasty Madonna.

But anyways...Good Luck Miss Jackson. And as your biggest fan, I will most definately see you at your DC, LA, Miami and New York tour dates...LMAO

TAZ

http://www6.islandrecords.com/site/artist_...p?artist_id=679

Sitting across from a roaring fireplace on winter afternoon in Vail, Janet is curled up on a dark leather couch as she discusses the unlikely topic of Discipline, the title of her new album. Beyond the floor-to-ceiling window, long graceful branches of towering trees are heavy with snow. In the distance, a lift carries skiers up an imposing mountain awash in white. Janet's wearing a midnight-black sweat suit, her hair pulled back to the nape of her deck. Her body language is relaxed and her eyes are smiling. She's trim, and also a little hoarse, having just fought off a cold. The whisper-quiet texture of her voice adds to the intimacy of the conversation. "Discipline has been much on my mind," she says. "It's the idea that unifies the songs on this record. As a concept, and even a lifestyle, discipline goes extremely deep. It can be applied to so much about ourselves. In my case, I see it as one of defining aspects of my character. Discipline was there for me from the start. But it was not until this record that I began to understand its full meaning. "In putting Discipline out front-- as both the title of the album and title of a song about sexual surrender--I wanted to announce that I was venturing into new creative waters. That meant working with producers like Jermaine Dupri, Rodney Jerkins, and Ne-Yo, whose songs spoke to the immediacy of my emotions. Like all my records, this one, whether intentional or not, has autobiographical roots. It's difficult for me to work any other way. I don't feel it, if I don't believe it, I can't sing it. "So Discipline, as a storyline, begins in my childhood which someone could see as a classic study in discipline. Discipline was part of a family culture that I absorbed. I was born with it. "I also believe that discipline has given me the confidence to jump out of the nest. When L.A. Reid, Chairman of Island Def Jam, and I discussed co-executive producing this record, we both agreed that the feeling had to adventuresome and fresh. I was interested in exploring musical scenarios-some exotic, many erotic, but all deeply emotional. I wanted to push the envelope. And I'm glad that `Discipline,' both as a song and an album, does just that.