So I had a few of my spies go out to find out what really happened and who was responsible for the mysterious sudden illness that is threatening to derail Janet Jackson's "Rock Wit U" tour. It took them a minute but they finally found out who was to blame. Not too surprising, Melissa and Joan Rivers also known as the fashion police were behind the mysterious illness. Apparently, after seeing the costumes and hair for the tour, the fashion police came to her sound check to write her a citation for looking a hot ass mess on stage.
Ever rebellious, Miss Jackson tore the citation up in their faces thus causing the fashion police to pull out the night sticks and whoop dat ass.
Needless to say it is believed the tour will resume as soon as the knots on Janet's head go down.
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TAZ JONEZ
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