FASHION WHITE TEE WEDDING EMERGENCY! Where is Joan and Melissa Rivers when you need them?

I heard of ghetto as shit, but this is ghetto as shit!!! This is a fashion disaster of Katrina proportions New Orleans, and I think I am going to have to call Joan and Melissa Rivers, the fashion police, to start passing out some citations.

Shame on these people. They even got the kids involved!

LMAO

TAZ

This looks like a job for...JOAN and MELISSA RIVERS, the Fashion Police!!!!!

Michael Jackson out for new years eve. What ther fuck is wrong with his black/white ass?

BREAKING NEWS: Finally the real story on what happened at Janet's sound check in Canada that ended with Miss Jackson being rushed to the hospital

So I had a few of my spies go out to find out what really happened and who was responsible for the mysterious sudden illness that is threatening to derail Janet Jackson's "Rock Wit U" tour. It took them a minute but they finally found out who was to blame. Not too surprising, Melissa and Joan Rivers also known as the fashion police were behind the mysterious illness. Apparently, after seeing the costumes and hair for the tour, the fashion police came to her sound check to write her a citation for looking a hot ass mess on stage.

Ever rebellious, Miss Jackson tore the citation up in their faces thus causing the fashion police to pull out the night sticks and whoop dat ass.

Needless to say it is believed the tour will resume as soon as the knots on Janet's head go down.

Stay here for updates.

TAZ JONEZ

Its prom time again people. Join us as we pic the messiest prom outfits of the season

Is prom the new Halloween?

Yuck, ewwww, and bright are the only words I can use to describe this years prom season which started off with some young bitch getting locked up for coming to her prom in her ho gear.

Check out the rest of the fashions, and shake your head at the obvious which is, there is no hope for the new generation. LMAO

TAZ

CAMERA PHONE CAPTURES: You sir are a hott ass mess!!!

So I am walking down the ho stroll putting flyers up for our highly successful 295 Heat when I pass the Drinkery (a gay bar for old white people with very cheap drinks for the gay and gay friendly) and I come across this mess of a mess.

All the gay people I know can dress. I don't know what this troll was trying to prove or if it was a joke, but if it was, the joke is on him.

The bitch was even excited about taking this picture for me. He was like, "See me in my messiness". I'll see you alright, along with our other 4000 blog spot viewers.

TAZ