2008 Video Music Awards nothing but a Britney Spears pity party!

last year Britney Spears was the butt of the jokes concerning the lame MTV music Awards. This year was nothing different. The MTV awards honored an undeserving Spears 3 moon men including 'Video of the Year' for a song that was a moderate hit at best, and a video people barely recognized. Last year it was Rihanna, who Britney introduced, that laughed at the pop star, this year it was Chris Brown caught on camera laughing hysterically when Britney was given 'Video of the Year'.

Can you say, "all credibility lost".

Even Britney looked baffled. If I were her, I would have given the award back and said, "I'll comeback for this one next year, after my new hot ass album and video drops, when I actually deserve it".

As far as performances, the cheesy studio lot performances stole from the shows swagger, and it was only P!nk who was able to make it work for her and give the performance of the night. Though terribly overrated, Lil Wayne, with Leona Lewis and T-Pain, delivered, but it was TI who really showed how a hip hop performance should be done while giving Rihanna a chance to redeem herself after a stiff opening performance that would have been legendary had it been Beyonce, who has the talent it takes to match if not outshine the fantastic staging of that 'Thriller 2009' show introduction.

Kanye West what are you doing to yourself? Stop trying to be T-Pain, and dick riding Lil' Wayne. Please stick to rapping and leave the singing alone.

Chris Brown what were you thinking? I understand urban artist feel the need to dick ride Lil Wayne these days, but how do you think the director of your video feels when you say someone else deserved to win? That was tacky.

Ultimately, it was the side performances like Lupe Fiasco, Fanny Pack, LL Cool J, and the underrated Katy Perry that kept the show almost from sinking.

Douchebags of the week: Every kid on who's ever been on "My Super Sweet 16"

Now I know I been gone for a while but I was actually doing work...go figure. Anyways, I decided to come back with a bang so here it goes. A BIG FUCK YOU TO THE CHILDREN OF "MY SUPER SWEET 16"!!! Now before you all go, "Oh Krizz is just hatin because he's broke", which by the way would make you a douchebag too, I got good reason to hate these little bastards. So I was up with Taz, havin a drink and discussing world domination while MTV was on in the background. Which by the way should just be called TV now because they don't play music anymore. Then this fuckin show comes on. I had seen it in bits and pieces before but I try not to subject myself to visual and mental torture too much. So, as normal, I began to tune it out when something amazing caught my attention. A 15 year-old verbally lashing their parents. I mean slam cussing them the fuck out. And the parents were taking it like champs. Like shit was all good. For a split second I flashed back to when I was fifteen and I got outta line with my grandad...he promptly spun my head around like the excorcist and beat me like I stole something expensive. Anyways, after this little bitch cusses her parents out they fly her to Itlay to have custom shoes made to match the $5,000 dress she just bought. It gets better. She asks the overpriced Italian shoemaker to name the shoe after her and start a new line. He snickered @ her and ran Daddy's credit card quickly. When she gets back to the states she calls a meeting, during school hours, while @ school, to hand out invitations to the party. Now here's the fun part, not everybody called to the meeting was invited. Some of those kids had the dick look when they didn't get an invite. Then the night of this little snots party. Her theme was "Oscars after party" or some shit to make her feel much more important than she really was. She rents a yacht and has her party on the water. She started cussing niggas out who were "makin it rain" on the dancefloor claiming this was a classy affair. Then Cassidy comes out and performs "My Drink and My 2 Step." The boat docks, the little snot gets off and has a brand new $100,000 Mercedes waiting. The sad part about the whole thing is that this spoiled cunt may very well become someone who could affect your life (i.e. George W. Bush-rich kid, cokehead/alcoholic, business destroyer, 2-term President of the U.S.A) This cum dumpster will probably be a Senator or Congresswoman or some shit like that. All because Daddy's loaded. Okay I'm done...now get the fuck outta here...

Krizz

This is Just a Jackson week for me. LOL I just got invited to see Miss Jackson perform on TRL in Time Square for her album release on Tuesday.

This is great. Great. Great. Great. I touched Janet's hand when I was 13. She let me sing part of the hook to "Thats The Way Loves Goes", and Stevie Krizz caught her sweaty towel that she routinely throws into the crowd after a performance of "Lets Wait Awhile". Now I get to meet her finally.

On another note, on Perez Hilton's diva show, Janet named her favorite up and coming 'divas' of the moment which included my soon to be wife, Pink, Beyonce, Alicia Keys, and Rihanna.

Get it ladies.

Over the years, the Unstoppable Nuklehidz and MTV have had a weird relationship. We've did both "Wannabes: Outkast", and "Say What Karaoke" with them, and then after they dissed Janet and got all racist and sexiest with the superbowl incident and Justin Timberlake, I took them off my Christmas list. Now, Its safe to say I put their stocking back up over the fire. LMAO.

Taz Jonez