Douchebag of the week: Toby Keith

Before I go on my weekend drinking binge I had to chime in on this fucking idiot. So Toby Keith made probably the most idiotic, redneck statement of the year so far. Of course, it had to do with Barack Obama, cause some ignorant ass white people can't deal with the fact that we gonna have a black president. This fucking moron says on a live radio interview that black people would say that Barack Obama doesn't speak like a black person. Therefore acceptable to whites. He said that Barack speaks like a caucasian. What kinda dumb ass shit is that?!! Have you listened to yourself Toby Keith? You are the poster boy for stupid rednecks. You sound like you just got finished pig wrestling. And exactly how does a caucasian sound? I know white people in pig town (that's the white ghetto in Baltimore) that fuck up the english language more than anyone using ebonics. The fact is that Barack is a speaker. Anyone who is a speaker has to be articulate. It's kind of part of the criteria. Like if you're in a band you probably should know how to play an instrument. As far as we've come in this country we still have a long way to go. Poor Toby Keith. He's so stupid. Congratulations dummy. You are the Douchebag of the Week. Hey wasn't that the name they were trying to make Kunta Kinte agree to in Roots? Toby. How ironic...


Krizz

Douchebag of the week: The Game

C'mon man. Seriously. Belly 2? Who approved this? They should be fired immediatley. I mean don't get me wrong I liked the first Belly. It was pretty damn good as far as movies go with an almost entire hip-hop cast. There are, however, certain films that don't really need a sequel for whatever reason. That's like making Napoleon Dynamite 2. It's just a bad idea. And that's where I stand with Belly 2. Why? For what? It's not like the people have been asking "when is Belly 2 coming out?" If this album was the last Game CD he should have been more focused on making a classic than what he did. The semi-shitty song he did with Keyshia Cole ain't cuttin it. So to add insult to injury he follows up with Belly 2. I'm pretty sure this is gonna be on BET within the next couple of weeks. They tend to show shitty movies for the "BET Blackbuster Movie" so this should fit right in. And I haven't even seen the movie but I will bet you Taz's entire paycheck that it sucks. So congratulations Game you are the douchebag of the week. Maybe you can tattoo that on your face.

Krizz

Douchebag of the week: The Rev. Jesse Jackson

Jesse Jackson told us black folks years ago that we were somebody. Now years later I get to return the favor to him. Jesse you are somebody too...a complete fucking idiot. I mean, feel how you want about people. If you don't like someone cool. But try not, if at all possible, to tell people that you want to "cut Barack's nuts off" while you're still mic'd up. NOT A GOOD LOOK. Especially since Bill O'Reily was the first one to break the story and you know any chance he gets to make black folk look like ignorant savages he's jumping all on it. I mean for all intents and purposes Barack will probably win the election. Unless Jesse has him shot in the head or something. ( I mean he threatened to cut off the mans balls so it's not that far fetched.) So I'm sure even though Barack says he forgives him and all that good samaritan shit he probably is gonna make Jesse's life a lil bit difficult. Shit I know I would. All this talk about this is the most important time for our race to come together and it seems like everyone who has a major voice in the black community is doing something retarded. So congrats to you Jesse Jackson. You are the douchebag of the week. I can't wait for Al Sharpton to follow up.



Krizz

Douchebags of the week: Every kid on who's ever been on "My Super Sweet 16"

Now I know I been gone for a while but I was actually doing work...go figure. Anyways, I decided to come back with a bang so here it goes. A BIG FUCK YOU TO THE CHILDREN OF "MY SUPER SWEET 16"!!! Now before you all go, "Oh Krizz is just hatin because he's broke", which by the way would make you a douchebag too, I got good reason to hate these little bastards. So I was up with Taz, havin a drink and discussing world domination while MTV was on in the background. Which by the way should just be called TV now because they don't play music anymore. Then this fuckin show comes on. I had seen it in bits and pieces before but I try not to subject myself to visual and mental torture too much. So, as normal, I began to tune it out when something amazing caught my attention. A 15 year-old verbally lashing their parents. I mean slam cussing them the fuck out. And the parents were taking it like champs. Like shit was all good. For a split second I flashed back to when I was fifteen and I got outta line with my grandad...he promptly spun my head around like the excorcist and beat me like I stole something expensive. Anyways, after this little bitch cusses her parents out they fly her to Itlay to have custom shoes made to match the $5,000 dress she just bought. It gets better. She asks the overpriced Italian shoemaker to name the shoe after her and start a new line. He snickered @ her and ran Daddy's credit card quickly. When she gets back to the states she calls a meeting, during school hours, while @ school, to hand out invitations to the party. Now here's the fun part, not everybody called to the meeting was invited. Some of those kids had the dick look when they didn't get an invite. Then the night of this little snots party. Her theme was "Oscars after party" or some shit to make her feel much more important than she really was. She rents a yacht and has her party on the water. She started cussing niggas out who were "makin it rain" on the dancefloor claiming this was a classy affair. Then Cassidy comes out and performs "My Drink and My 2 Step." The boat docks, the little snot gets off and has a brand new $100,000 Mercedes waiting. The sad part about the whole thing is that this spoiled cunt may very well become someone who could affect your life (i.e. George W. Bush-rich kid, cokehead/alcoholic, business destroyer, 2-term President of the U.S.A) This cum dumpster will probably be a Senator or Congresswoman or some shit like that. All because Daddy's loaded. Okay I'm done...now get the fuck outta here...

Krizz