Uncle Clarence Ruckus...

How ironic that black people are the ones committing the most hate crimes against Barack Obama. I believe my people are suffering from what I like to call, Uncle Ruckus Complex. Self hating black people who project their ignorant-ass self hate onto their own race. Even after the trash talkin priest and Jesse Jackson wanting to "cut the niggas nuts off" there is yet another African-American culprit in the plot to hate on Obama. This time, to my utter disbelief, it's Clarence Thomas of the Supreme Court. He is claiming that Obama's presidency shouldn't be valid due his "questionable citizenship". What a fucking dick this guy is. I can remember as a kid seeing this same dude on T.V. defending himself in a sexual harrassment charge on Capitol Hill. He told some chick "hey baby, there's a pubic hair in my Coke." Whatever the fuck that was supposed to mean, I don't know, but he said it. Allegedly...Anyway, what do you hope to accomplish by doing this Clarence Thomas? Piss off Obama? First of all, unless you want blood in the streets, Obama ain't goin anywhere. Secondly, since you've pissed off the man, he'll probably find someone to replace you then have you erased. Third, you told a chick "there's a pubic hair in my Coke"! You're lucky to still have a job you fuckin asshole! My people are a hot ass mess

Krizz

Check out the full story here:

http://www.afro.com/tabid/456/itemid/2273/Thomas-breaks-custom-forces-court-to-look-at-Obam.aspx

Messy Lindsay Lohan calls Obama "colored"

Wow. I mean I'm not going to make that big a deal about it but c'mon. It is 2008. The term "colored" went out with the Temptations. Even certified racist don't use colored anymore. They say it's dated. They prefer darkie or tar baby or just plain nigger. But for someone who I don't believe to be racist, cause I think she was bangin that Spanish dude from that 70's show before she became a muff diver, she should just stick to acceptable terms. Black, African American, mulatto, these terms are cool. I mean she gets a small break because she's clueless but it's still messy no matter which way you look at it.


Krizz

Oh hell no. Al Qaeda is callin Obama a house negro?!!

They got some damn nerve don't they. I hope Barack drops a fuckin nuke on their crazy asses. They spoutin off racial slurs like they have some shit to be proud of. Okay you live in the desert. You're ugly and you stink. (You can just tell they stink I mean look at them.) You get up everyday and go shoot shit up and dodge bombs and blow up yourselves and your families. Yeah, you're really living the life Al Qaeda. My eyes are green with envy. Sounds like jealousy to me. We got strip clubs and hookers and weed and McDonalds. This is the land of the free and home of the Whopper dammit! They have sand, guns, camels and blue balls. The sexually repressed are the worst people in the world. I guess the promise of seventy virgins is what keeps them going. What they weren't told was that the seventy virgins belong to Satan. So, before you can get any of that sweet snapper you gotta get ass raped with Lucifers pitchfork.

Krizz

Al Qaeda No. 2 in Video Insults Obama With Racial Epithet
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Associated Press

CAIRO, Egypt — Al Qaeda's No. 2 leader used a racial epithet to insult Barack Obama in a message posted Wednesday, describing the president-elect in demeaning terms that imply he does the bidding of whites.
The message appeared chiefly aimed at persuading Muslims and Arabs that Obama does not represent a change in U.S. policies. Ayman al-Zawahiri said in the message, which appeared on militant Web sites, that Obama is "the direct opposite of honorable black Americans" like Malcolm X, the 1960s African-American rights leader.
In Al Qaeda's first response to Obama's victory, al-Zawahiri also called the president-elect — along with secretaries of state Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice — "house Negroes."

If you ain't votin' then shut the fuck up...

And that's just how I feel. If you've been complaining for eight years (or more) about the state of anything in our country, now is the time to do something about it. I can't stand people who bitch and moan about our government but do nothing to change it. They use the excuse of "my vote doesn't matter so why do it?" Because it does matter dummy, that's why. It's your right and your duty as an American citizen. Especially this go round. I mean if you don't want to take part in this then your pretty much worthless in my opinion. I went and put my vote in this morning and when I left I felt good. I was officially part of the biggest presidential election possibly ever and put in my vote for Barack Obama. Whomever you vote for just do it and if you don't, then continue living life but stop whining about shit that aint right with the U.S. Okay. I'm done. Peace out homie.Krizz

DISCOVERED: The real reason McCain was so angry and snappy at last nights debates!!!

Two stars emerged from this election regardless of how it goes.

The black man who may or may not have hung out with terrorist as an 8 year old, and the crazy Alaskan Hockey mom with the whacked out accent and great hair.

Either way, "war heroes" are so played in new millennium.

Don't hate McCain...Congratulate!

TAZ

With a few short weeks before the elections, good ole' boys down south is getting nervous...LMAO

Are these bitches serious? How you gonna be hating when you can't read, write, or coordinate an outfit?

LMAO

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The South

For Some, Uncertainty Starts at Racial Identity

By ADAM NOSSITERMOBILE, Ala.

— The McCain campaign’s depiction of Barack Obama as a mysterious “other” with an impenetrable background may not be resonating in the national polls, but it has found a receptive audience with many white Southern voters. In interviews here in the Deep South and in Virginia, white voters made it clear that they remain deeply uneasy with Mr. Obama — with his politics, his personality and his biracial background. Being the son of a white mother and a black father has come to symbolize Mr. Obama’s larger mysteries for many voters. When asked about his background, a substantial number of people interviewed said they believed his racial heritage was unclear, giving them another reason to vote against him. “He’s neither-nor,” said Ricky Thompson, a pipe fitter who works at a factory north of Mobile, while standing in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart store just north of here. “He’s other. It’s in the Bible. Come as one. Don’t create other breeds.”Whether Mr. Obama is black, half-black or half-white often seemed to overshadow the question of his exact stand on particular issues, and rough-edged comments on the subject flowed easily even from voters who said race should not be an issue in the campaign. Many voters seemed to have no difficulty criticizing the mixing of the races — and thus the product of such mixtures — even as they indignantly said a candidate’s color held no importance for them. “I would think of him as I would of another of mixed race,” said Glenn Reynolds, 74, a retired textile worker in Martinsville, Va., and a former supervisor at a Goodyear plant. “God taught the children of Israel not to intermarry. You should be proud of what you are, and not intermarry.”Mr. Reynolds, standing outside a Kroger grocery store, described Mr. Obama as a “real charismatic person, in that he’s the type of person you can’t really hate, but you don’t really trust.”Other voters swept past such ambiguities into old-fashioned racist gibes. “He’s going to tear up the rose bushes and plant a watermelon patch,” said James Halsey, chuckling, while standing in the Wal-Mart parking lot with fellow workers in the environmental cleanup business. “I just don’t think we’ll ever have a black president.” There is nothing unusual about mixed-race people in the South, although in decades past there was no ambiguity about the subject. Legally and socially, a person with any black blood was considered black when segregation was the law. But the historic candidacy of Mr. Obama, who has said he considers himself black, has led some voters in the South to categorize him as neither black nor white. While many voters said that made them uncomfortable, others said they were pleased by Mr. Obama’s lack of connection to African-American politics. “He doesn’t come from the African-American perspective — he’s not of that tradition,” said Kimi Oaks, a prominent community volunteer in the Mobile area, with apparent approval. Ms. Oaks, along with about 15 others, had gathered after Sunday services at Mobile’s leading Methodist church to discuss the presidential campaign. “He’s not a product of any ghetto,” Ms. Oaks added.At the same time, however, she vigorously rejected the idea that race would be important in the election, a question met with general head-shaking from those assembled; Ms. Oaks said she was “terribly offended,” as a Southerner, at even being asked about this.Jim Pagans, a retired software manager, interviewed in a strip mall parking lot in Roanoke, Va., said that while Mr. Obama was “half-Caucasian,” he had the characteristics of blacks.“But you look at his background, you don’t think of that,” he said. “He’s more intelligent and a smarter person than McCain.” Bud Rowell, a retired oil field worker interviewed at a Baptist church in Citronelle, Ala., north of Mobile, said he was uncertain about Mr. Obama’s racial identity, and was critical of him for being equivocal and indecisive.But Mr. Rowell also said that personal experience had made him more sympathetic to biracial people. “I’ve always been against the blacks,” said Mr. Rowell, who is in his 70s, recalling how he was arrested for throwing firecrackers in the black section of town. But now that he has three biracial grandchildren — “it was really rough on me” — he said he had “found out they were human beings, too.”

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE OBAMA CAMP!!

It appears that there was a mistake during the announcement of Barack Obama's choice for Vice President. The Vice President chosen, in fact, was not Joe Biden but underground rapper Joe Budden. An apparent typo or slip of the tongue has caused major confusion in the democratic party, but have no fear. We here at the Mysterious Messy Blogspot have your back. Apparently Barack wants to be sure that he is straight for any more bullshit rappers wanna say out of there damn mouths(i.e. Ludacris). It also seems that he was lacking street cred in the latest polls. So here we go people. Obama and Budden in '08. Whoda thunk it? lol.

Krizz

Fuck McCain and Obama, The A list celebrity is having the best year ever.

It seems like the A list celebrity is really the winner this election year. No matter what they say, positive or negative, the best way to get free promotion in 2008 is to have Obama or McCain mention your name in the press.

Lets start with Messy Jesse Jackson. He needed some exposure seeing that Obama is what is black and cool these days, so he calls Obama the N-word.

This was free exposure for him and his son. Maybe he can write a book about it or get paid a couple of hundred thousand in his next speaking engagement.

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton received free exposure as McCain compared Obama's new found celebrity to the two bimbos. Britney used it to garner attention for her 14th comeback since becoming a coke whore psycho, and Paris struck back in her own ad and called McCain an old man.

Toby Keith concurred that the world likes Obama because he talks like a Caucasian. I'm thinking "really Toby, have you heard how you speak? If Obama is speaking like a Caucasian you must speak like something alien because you sound a hot ass mess."

Ludacris came out with some ass backwards rap attack and garnered attention for his upcoming project, and now the Queen of Pop, Madonna, has started a heated battle more intense than her last botox session with McCain just in time for her new world tour.

Also, it seems the coolest fashion pieces in Hollywood these days have an image of Obama on the front. I never witnessed a time where so many celebs were supporting one candidate this much.

Anyways...Here is something to read up on as far as Madonna VS McCain.

LMAO

TAZ

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The campaign of John McCain went head-to-head with Madonna today after the 50-year-old pop diva appeared to compare the Republican candidate to Hitler and Robert Mugabe.

Madonna, who kicked off her “Sticky and Sweet” world tour at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff yesterday, made the swipe during a performance of Get Stupid, when Mr McCain’s image was flashed up alongside images of the Führer and Zimbabwean dictator, as well as destruction and global warming.

In a none-too-subtle contrast, Barack Obama was bracketed in a subsequent sequence alongside Mahatma Gandhi, John Lennon and Al Gore.

A McCain campaign spokesman, Tucker Bounds, condemned the segment. “The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time,” Mr Bounds said.

“It clearly shows that when it comes to supporting Barack Obama, his fellow worldwide celebrities refuse to consider any smear or attack off limits."

The McCain campaign has recently been keen to portray Mr Obama as a celebrity, underpinning what it says is his lack of depth and experience.

In one McCain attack advert, the Democratic candidate is juxtaposed with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. The latter was quick to make a spoof ad of her own, lampooning Mr McCain as an old man.

Madonna is no stranger to controversy on tour. In 2006 she staged a mock crucifixion only a few miles from the Vatican during the "Confessions" tour.

The Madonna tour is her first since striking a deal with the concert promoter Live Nation Inc, which is worth an estimated $120 million over 10 years. The partnership gives Live Nation a stake of future music and music-related business she generates, including touring, merchandising and albums.

Douchebag of the week: Toby Keith

Before I go on my weekend drinking binge I had to chime in on this fucking idiot. So Toby Keith made probably the most idiotic, redneck statement of the year so far. Of course, it had to do with Barack Obama, cause some ignorant ass white people can't deal with the fact that we gonna have a black president. This fucking moron says on a live radio interview that black people would say that Barack Obama doesn't speak like a black person. Therefore acceptable to whites. He said that Barack speaks like a caucasian. What kinda dumb ass shit is that?!! Have you listened to yourself Toby Keith? You are the poster boy for stupid rednecks. You sound like you just got finished pig wrestling. And exactly how does a caucasian sound? I know white people in pig town (that's the white ghetto in Baltimore) that fuck up the english language more than anyone using ebonics. The fact is that Barack is a speaker. Anyone who is a speaker has to be articulate. It's kind of part of the criteria. Like if you're in a band you probably should know how to play an instrument. As far as we've come in this country we still have a long way to go. Poor Toby Keith. He's so stupid. Congratulations dummy. You are the Douchebag of the Week. Hey wasn't that the name they were trying to make Kunta Kinte agree to in Roots? Toby. How ironic...


Krizz

can somebody please shit on John McCain for once?...

I feel bad for Obama. Really, I mean the guy can't catch a fuckin break at all. So the newest Obama insult has come from the magazine "The New Yorker". The cover depicts Barack and his wife giving each other the pound. He is rockin a turban and arab gear while wifey has an AK strapped to her back. The flag is burning in the fireplace and there a nice pic of Osama Bin Laden on the wall. What angers me the most is that the New Yorker defends itself by saying it was just a satire, poking fun at the fact of how Obama right wing haters try to make him look like an America hating terrorist. But I can't really see what's so funny about this picture. I definitely didn't get that idea from this picture. I gathered that the New Yorker thinks that Barack is an America hating terrorist. Can someone please start fuckin with McCain?!! There are endless jokes you can make about this guy. I can think of at least 15 old people jokes right now. C'mon y'all...

Krizz

Obama slams New Yorker portrayal

Mike Allen Sun Jul 13, 8:33 PM ET

Barack Obama's campaign is condemning as “tasteless and offensive” a New Yorker magazine cover that depicts Obama in a turban, fist-bumping his gun-slinging wife.

An American flag burns in their fireplace.

The New Yorker says it's satire. It certainly will be candy for cable news.
The Obama campaign quickly condemned the rendering. Spokesman Bill Burton said in a statement: “The New Yorker may think, as one of their staff explained to us, that their cover is a satirical lampoon of the caricature Sen. Obama's right-wing critics have tried to create. But most readers will see it as tasteless and offensive. And we agree."

McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds quickly e-mailed: “We completely agree with the Obama campaign, it’s tasteless and offensive.”

The issue, which goes on sale Monday, includes a long piece by Ryan Lizza about Obama’s start in Chicago politics.

At a press availability Sunday afternoon in San Diego, Obama was asked, according to a transcript by Maria Gavrilovic of CBS News: “The upcoming issue of The New Yorker, the July 21 issue, has a picture of you, depicting you and your wife on the cover.
“Have you seen it? If not, I can show it to you on my computer. It shows your wife Michelle with an Afro and an AK-47 and the two of you doing the fist bump with you in a sort of turban-type thing on top. I wondered if you’ve seen it or if you want to see it or if you have a response to it?”
Obama, shrugging incredulously, replied: “I have no response to that.”

The magazine explains at the start of its news release previewing the issue: “On the cover of the July 21, 2008, issue of The New Yorker, in ‘The Politics of Fear,’ artist Barry Blitt satirizes the use of scare tactics and misinformation in the presidential election to derail Barack Obama’s campaign.”

Howard Kurtz of The Washington Post said Sunday on his CNN media show “Reliable Sources” that the cover is arguably “incendiary.” “I talked to the editor of The New Yorker, David Remnick, who tells me this is a satire, that they are making fun of all the rumors,” Kurtz added.
Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune defended it as “quite within the normal realms of journalism,” adding that “it's just lampooning all the crazy ignorance out there.”

The panelists agreed it would succeed in its goal of getting attention

Douchebag of the week: The Rev. Jesse Jackson

Jesse Jackson told us black folks years ago that we were somebody. Now years later I get to return the favor to him. Jesse you are somebody too...a complete fucking idiot. I mean, feel how you want about people. If you don't like someone cool. But try not, if at all possible, to tell people that you want to "cut Barack's nuts off" while you're still mic'd up. NOT A GOOD LOOK. Especially since Bill O'Reily was the first one to break the story and you know any chance he gets to make black folk look like ignorant savages he's jumping all on it. I mean for all intents and purposes Barack will probably win the election. Unless Jesse has him shot in the head or something. ( I mean he threatened to cut off the mans balls so it's not that far fetched.) So I'm sure even though Barack says he forgives him and all that good samaritan shit he probably is gonna make Jesse's life a lil bit difficult. Shit I know I would. All this talk about this is the most important time for our race to come together and it seems like everyone who has a major voice in the black community is doing something retarded. So congrats to you Jesse Jackson. You are the douchebag of the week. I can't wait for Al Sharpton to follow up.



Krizz

Racism Lives: Bar in Georgia sell racist Obama shirts...

I hope Obama takes a couple of bullet dodging lessons from Keanu Reeves as Neo, because them 'good ole' boys' down south gonna be after him like shit once he wins this election.

This sexy pub that sells these Tee Shirts is Mulligan’s Bar & Tavern in Cobb county, GA.

But on real talk, doesn't Curious George looks more like Bush then Obama not to mention the fact that everybody's favorite monkey shares our current President's name?

TAZ

PS. To purchase the shirt, the website is www.nodarkie4pres.com

Hillary AKA Hill-dawg unleashed..."We might run on the same ticket, but I'll be on top"

Okay so she didn't say it in those exact words but she might as well had. She just better be glad she kicked ass yesterday cause she was on her fucking way out!

LOL

TAZ

Clinton hints at shared ticket
By JIM KUHNHENN and CALVIN WOODWARD, Associated Press Writer 30 minutes ago
Hillary Rodham Clinton, fresh off a campaign-saving comeback, hinted Wednesday at the possibility of sharing the Democratic presidential ticket with Barack Obama — with her at the top. Obama played down his losses, stressing that he still holds the lead in number of delegates.
On a night that failed to clarify the Democratic race, John McCain Tuesday clinched the Republican nomination. Clinton won primaries in Texas, Ohio and Rhode Island, halting Obama's winning streak. Obama won in Vermont.
Both Democrats insisted on Wednesday they had the best credentials to go head to head — or as Clinton put it "toe to toe" — against McCain.
Asked on CBS's "The Early Show" whether she and Obama should be on the same ticket, Clinton said:
"That may be where this is headed, but of course we have to decide who is on the top of ticket. I think the people of Ohio very clearly said that it should be me."
Obama, who had hoped to knock Clinton out of the race on Tuesday, said he would prevail despite facing a tenacious candidate who "just keeps on ticking." Clinton acknowledged the race was close and said it would come down to her credentials on national security and the economy.
The two presidential contenders made the rounds of the morning network television news shows Wednesday, declaring only one thing certain — that the campaign would go on and that the next big showdown would occur April 22 in Pennsylvania.
McCain, whose grasp on the nomination once seemed a distant reach, was headed for the White House Wednesday to have lunch with President Bush and get his endorsement. Bitter rivals in the 2000 presidential primaries, the two have forged an uneasy relationship during Bush's administration and have clashed on issues such as campaign finance, tax cuts, global warming and defining torture.
Despite Clinton's victories Tuesday night, Obama came away with a large share of delegates, too, in counting that continued Wednesday.
"We still have an insurmountable lead," Obama said.
Clinton and Obama spent most of the past two weeks in Ohio and Texas in a bruising campaign, with the former first lady questioning his sincerity in opposing the North American Free Trade Agreement and darkly hinting he's not ready to be commander in chief in a crisis.
Based on their current delegate counts, neither candidate can win enough delegates in the remaining primaries and caucuses to secure the nomination without the help of nearly 800 party officials and top elected officials who also have a voice in the selection. On Wednesday, Clinton and her campaign clearly aimed their case at those so-called "superdelegates" — a strategy that could take the nomination fight all the way to the party's August national convention in Denver.
"New questions are being raised, new challenges are being put to my opponent," she said. "Superdelegates are supposed to take all that information on board and they are supposed to be exercising the judgment that people would have exercised if this information and challenges had been available several months ago."
She said voters are being drawn to her argument that she would be the better commander in chief, the best steward of the economy and that she can better confront McCain in the general election.
Obama countered that on a key national security issue — the war in Iraq — "she got it wrong" by supporting Bush's call for authority to use of force.
As for superdelegates, Obama said he expected them to rally around him.
"I don't think it will necessarily go to the convention floor," he told reporters aboard his plane before taking off from San Antonio for Chicago.
He also said he will challenge Clinton on her foreign policy credentials.
"Was she negotiating treaties? Was she handling crises? The answer is no," he said. "She made a series of arguments on why she should be a superior candidate. I think it's important to examine that argument."
In Tuesday's four-state competition for delegates, Clinton picked up at least 115, to at least 88 for Obama. Nearly 170 more remained to be allocated for the night, 154 of them in the Texas primary and the caucuses that immediately followed.
Obama had a lead in Texas caucuses before counting closed for the night Tuesday, to be resumed Wednesday.
Obama had a total of 1,477 delegates, including separately chosen party and elected officials known as superdelegates, according to the Associated Press count. He picked up three superdelegate endorsements Tuesday.
Clinton had 1,391 delegates. It takes 2,025 to win the nomination.
The count does not include delegates from Florida and Michigan, who were penalized by the Democratic Party for moving up their primaries ahead of a schedule set by the Democratic National Committee. None of the Democratic candidates campaigned in either state. But Clinton, who won the popular vote in both state primaries, on Wednesday renewed her call for Florida and Michigan to be counted in the nomination race.
"It's a mistake for the Democratic Party to punish these two states," she said. "I don't see how a Democratic nominee goes forward alienating two of the most important states."
McCain surpassed the 1,191 delegates needed to win his party's nomination against odds that seemed steep only a few months ago, and all but impossible last summer.
Facing a couple of well-financed marquee candidates in a crowded field, the Arizona senator opened his comeback in New Hampshire's leadoff primary, rolled over Rudy Giuliani in Florida and finished off Mitt Romney after Super Tuesday on Feb. 5.
Mike Huckabee hung in until Tuesday night, gamely keeping up the fight weeks after dropping from long shot to afterthought.