Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Curiosity Killed the Cat...


After my long hiatus I have returned. First off I'd like to say that newborns are a motherfucker. Beautiful, yes. Adorable, you betcha. That all seems to fall by the wayside at 4:45 a.m. when you just want to sleep. Anyway. Let's talk Tiger. You got caught nigga. Don't leave no voicemail with these hoes man. You married son!!! Let me rephrase that. You're married and worth about $750 million!!! Now you're wife is either going to take half of your shit and bounce now...or...make your life hell on earth for a little while longer...then take half your shit and bounce. Either way she's taking half your shit. That's why I think superstars should only cheat with other superstars. Look at Brad Pitt. Cheated on Jenny with Angie right? Left Jenny and ended up with a hotter chick with more bank. Bingo.
_KRIZZ



Tuesday, September 15, 2009

It just gets worse and worse for poor Jessica...



...Damn... so first it was the "she's and fat and wore the mom jeans" thing right? Then the whole "Tony Romo called her up and dumped her over the phone on his birthday" thing right? Okay okay so now check this one out...her dog...was kidnapped...by a coyote. Right in front of her face. Just ran by and snatched up the dog and ran away into the night. Isn't that fucking hilarious?!!! No wait wait wait...it gets better. They issued a picture...and reward...if anyone can find the dog! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! They say that the dog was kidnapped like real people did this and not a wild hungry beast. So okay, so I guess the coyote is supposed to see this, right, and instead of devouring the dog have an attck of conscious and bring it back? Or maybe call up Jessica Simpson on his Iphone and negotiate a deal? Or is she expecting some poor idiot to see a coyote just randomly walking down the street with a little dog in it's mouth and fight the coyote for the dog? News flash honey...that little motherfucker is dead. Maybe you shouldn't live in a place where coyotes run free all day and night. I mean Baltimore aint no great place to be...but at least we don't have coyotes. Just big ass rats.
-Krizz
see the full story here:

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jessica-simpson-distraught-after-dog-taken-by-coyote/27798

Monday, September 14, 2009

Douchebag of the Week: Kanye West


Yeah, yeah, surprise, suprise...I mean we all knew this was coming. Kanye usually takes whatever opportunity he can to be a fuckin jerk but it's normally on his own time. In an effort not be outdone by the insanity of Lady Gaga and her WTF outfits, Kanye stormed the stage at last nights VMA's and snatched the mic from an unsuspecting Taylor Swift. He then proceeded to kiss Beyonce's ass by declaring her video "the best of the decade". I mean "Single Ladies" was an international phenomenon and probably should have won but that's some shit you tweet about. Let that girl have her moment. Taylor obviously wasn't used to arrogant nigga behavior as her face showed it. She was shocked as all hell or as me and Taz call it, she had "the dick look". Had that have been some ghetto bitch like Fantasia or Keysha Cole, Kanye might have had a fist fight on his hands. Them chicks wouldn't even had said shit...they just would've cut his ass. I know they carry blades. Anyway, I'm glad the MTV security promptly escorted his black ass up and out and that Beyonce gave Taylor a chance to finish her speech, but in the end Kanye got exactly what he wanted. So congrats to you Mr. West, you are the douchebag of the week. I hope your bald head girlfriend cussed you out last night.


-Krizz

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Hey everybody!!!! GREAT NEWS!!!











After a long hiatus I am making my triumphant return to the world of blogging with spectacular news. Medical research shows that staring at boobies for 10 minutes is as healthy as a 30 minute gym workout. Hell....Yeah...Now I can finally give my girl a valid reason for gauking at tits. I'll be like "...but baby, I'm thinkin about my health here. Isn't that important to you? lol...



-Krizz





Wednesday, September 2, 2009

MESS of the WEEK!! Keisha Cole's crack head family!!

No hood rat gathering is complete without at least one Tranny!


Bitch, next time don't wear your shoes that tight!



At least the bitch shaved!


Okay...Maybe two trannies I guess, and the chick on the left looks kinda manly too.

Keisha Cole's sister looks like something you'd find in the frozen food section at The Super Walmart in the silver dress!



Not to sound like a Judgemental Jared, not to be confused with fat Jared from the Subway commercials, but everytime I see keisha Cole's ghetto ass family, I feel better about my reckless alcoholism and trendy drug use!!!
Shame on you BET for giving these hood rats hoochie mamas their own reality show.

With Whitney's train wreck comeback performance, and these chicks reality show premier party, I guess mutant crack heads are having the best week ever!

TAZ

PS. I guess "Flava of Love" will officially be out done in messiness and coonery after all!




A sad day...Crack Overcomes the R&B Diva!!




This is what that bitch Sandra Rose is reporting or her retarded little blog.

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The rumors that Whitney’s pipes are shot were confirmed today when Whitney performed live in front of 5,000 ‘GMA’ invitees in New York’s Central Park.Whitney, whom music critics once said was endowed with the voice of an Angel, taped segments of her concert today around 11 a.m. for Good Morning America which airs tomorrow on ABC. ‘GMA’ gave away free tickets on its website and hard core Whitney fans came from as far away as Australia and stood in line since 10 p.m. Monday night to see Whitney perform.But murmurs soon swept through the crowd once whitney began to sing. “I’m a little disappointed,” said Joao Andrade, 28. “I think she was brave to come out with no voice. She couldn’t sing. She was really damaged.”Whitney blamed talk show maven Oprah for her less than stellar performance. “I’m so sorry. I did ‘Oprah.’ I’ve been talking for so long. … I talked so much, my voice,” she said, trailing off.“I shouldn’t be talking. I should be singing,” she said before breaking into her final, crowd-pleasing number, “I’m Every Woman.”Most in the crowd were deliriously happy just to be in Whitney’s presence. Some fans held up home made signs professing their love for the Diva.Fans were moved to tears when Whitney apologized to them before closing out her brief 3-song set.“It brought tears to my eyes,” said Raleigh Hatcher, 38, of Jersey City. “She’s been through so much in her life. She’s been working very hard, and it’s a lot to do. And she’s been doing it well.”
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Not to be a negative Nancy, but all I am saying is R.I.P Nippy. Your voice has truly been destroyed.

Sadly, all you have left is "Being Bobby Brown" season 2.
You will be missed.

TAZ


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Riding the "Michael is Dead" bandwagon, LaToya AKA Toy Toy Jackson to "Dance with the Stars"


While I must proclaim and declare its something very tacky about how some of them bitch ass Jacksons **cough-cough Joe & Jermaine** are milking Michael's death for all its worth, Toy Toy doing dancing with the stars isn't that bad considering she has kind of found her niche in the reality show genre.

I guess I give her my blessings. Toy Toy dance you ass off.

Now back to the real question at hand, why isn't Michael buried yet?

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Shit motherfuckas...I feel great like Tony the Tiger today...


I went to bed at $7:30pm yesterday while trying to watch "Pineapple Express"...I can never make it through that damn movie for some reason. Of course I pulled a Michael Jacks0n and popped a bunch of sleeping pills(Thank the lawd I didn't have a Dr. Doom around to make sure I didn't wake up). Anyways, I hit the gym this morning, and I had a amazing breakfast, so I feel the best I've had in weeks.


Moral of the story, even though the last few weeks have been bullshit, a good workout and breakfast always makes the day great.


Try it sometimes bitches.


TAZ

Friday, July 24, 2009

Whssup bitches! To relaunch the blogspot...I got a gift for ya'll...New Jayz ft. Riri and Kanye!



I personally think the track is hot!
And just to let you know, we're back in the studio and hitting the club scene again...So hide your wallets, purses, etc.
On our hiatus we been talking to Jimmy Jam and a few others. After a great conversation in Philly, Michael passed away, and Jimmy was already super busy in the studio with both Usher and Janet, so hopefully we aren't forgotten. Time will tell.
I keep telling ya'll that grammy membership is good.
I also got some business done in Miami last weekend. Seen Femi, do you thing.
I also might have a new writing gig on the way.
What do you think of the new Jay Z song?

Let me know.
Holla

TAZ

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

A couple of points I need to get off my chest about Michael Jackson...


First of all, why are some people hating on all the attention he is getting like he isn't the biggest star ever in pop music? He is the most famous person in the world you sons of bitches, of course his death will be covered because people care.

Second of all, Katherine Jackson is too damn to be watching them kids. Give them to Janet. She is the only one being classy in all of this.

Thirdly, somebody please give Tito, Joe, Latoya, and especially Jermaine a glass of shut the fuck up. Each of them are doing all these interviews for hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to squeeze the last bit of money they can from Michael.

You all need to stop. You look tacky.

And finally, how is Lil Wayne gonna call Michael Jackson a fag when he kisses a grown man named Baby in the mouth? He's needs his ass whooped.

Just my opinion.


TAZ

Friday, June 5, 2009

"UGLY BABY ALERT!" featuring Pro Biker Lance Armstrong's Mutant Baby Max!


This is one ugly ass baby, and it truly needs its own Garbage Pail Kid sticker.

This baby will not be a chick magnet.

This baby will not be a heart breaker.

This baby will be lucky to even have friends looking the way it does.

A fairy princess can kiss this toad all she wants, but it shall never become a prince. If that was my baby, I'd lock its ugly ass in the basement. It could not go anywhere with me looking all messy!! LMAO

Taz

And the "Bitch Stop Hating" award goes to...Spike Lee!!


So apparently Spike Lee is mad cause lately his movies have sucked and been wayyyyyyyyyy over people's heads so he decides to go on a Tyler Perry hating spree. Spike if you are going to basically declare and proclaim somebody is taking the black race back 100 years with coon movies you have lots of places to go before you get to Tyler. Have you seen that new Wayans brothers dance movie.


TAZ


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Spike Lee had an interview with Ed Gordon on Our World with Black Enterprise scheduled to air this weekend. In the interview he complained about “coonery and buffoonery” and both of Tyler Perry’s shows “Meet the Browns” and “House of Payne,” comparing them to characters from minstrel shows.
“We’ve had this discussion back and forth. When John Singleton [made 'Boyz in the Hood'], people came out to see it. But when he did ‘Rosewood,’ nobody showed up. So a lot of this is on us! You vote with your pocketbook, your wallet. You vote with your time sitting in front of the idiot box, and [Tyler Perry] has a huge audience. We shouldn’t think that Tyler Perry is going to make the same film that I am going to make, or that John Singleton or my cousin Malcolm Lee [would make]. As African-Americans, we’re not one monolithic group, so there is room for all of that. But at the same time, for me, the imaging is troubling and it harkens back to ‘Amos n’ Andy.’”
OPINION: Why Tracy Morgan Isn’t Taking Us Two Steps
“Each artist should be allowed to pursue their artistic endeavors, but I still think there is a lot of stuff out today that is coonery and buffoonery. I know it’s making a lot of money and breaking records, but we can do better. … I am a huge basketball fan, and when I watch the games on TNT, I see these two ads for these two shows (Tyler Perry’s “Meet the Browns” and “House of Payne”), and I am scratching my head. We got a black president, and we going back to Mantan Moreland and Sleep ‘n’ Eat?

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Four teenaged boys stick hockey stick up another teenaged boy's ass!!!


Umm...Excuse me, but what the fuck is going on down south? I mean the first problem that I have is these 4 teenage boys, 2 black and 2 white for those who must know what race they were, are getting woodies off of sticking bats and shit up some other boy's ass. The second problem I have is that other kids are standing around watching, and the third problem I have is that no one including the kid with the hockey stick in his gut has the intentions of telling anyone.


Apparently, all this shit is happening on multiple occasions as well.


The teenagers around my neighborhood may be fake bloods and crips, but they ain't that crazy.

Maybe I will stay in Baltimore after all.


TAZ


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(CNN) -- Four teenage boys in Tampa, Florida, were charged as adults Wednesday on allegations of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old boy.
Charged with four counts each of sexual battery were Randall John Moye, 14; Raymond A. Price-Murray, 14; Lee Louis Myers, 14; and Diamante J. Roberts, 15. CNN is naming the defendants because they were charged as adults.
Hillsborough County prosecutors allege the four boys raped the 13-year-old victim multiple times over two months with a broomstick and hockey stick.
At a bond and arraignment hearing, the defendants appeared before Hillsborough County Judge Wayne Timmerman to hear the counts against them read in court.
Prosecutor Kimberly Hindman described to the court how two defendants held down the victim while the other two defendants violently sodomized him with the sticks. "The victim screamed and cried, telling them to stop," Hindman said.
The prosecutor said the victim's screams could be heard outside the boys' locker room at Walker Middle School, in southern Tampa, where the allegedly assaults took place.
Multiple people witnessed the attacks, but no one reported the incidents, including the victim, Hindman said.
The school began an investigation after a fight that began on the football field and continued until a coach broke it up in the locker room, said the prosecutor. During the fight, the victim said, "I'm tired of them getting on me," Hindman said.
When school officials questioned the defendants, all four admitted in a written statement sexually assaulting the victim.
The defendants "all implicated themselves in a sexual-battery incident," Hindman said.
The victim did not acknowledge the attacks until questioned. School officials contacted authorities, who initially charged the four as minors with sexual assault and false imprisonment.
Several students witnessed the incidents over the two months, said the prosecutor, who added that she could not understand why no one reported the attacks.
The victim made a statement in court, telling the judge how his father was angry and his mother couldn't stop crying when they heard about the attacks.
Defense attorneys told the judge their clients were good students and had never been in trouble before. Attorney Tim Taylor, representing Randall Moye, said his client's family is among the finest in the community.
Taylor presented six character witnesses, including his client's mother, Jeanne Myers, who said her son wants to attend college. The prosecutor asked her about her son's written statement about the attacks. Myers said her son described clowning around in the locker room with a hockey stick. She added that he told her about holding down the victim for a few seconds.
The victim finished the academic year at home instead of returning to school, authorities said.
The judge set bond for each defendant at $15,000, with ankle monitors for all but one, who has left the area. The four boys were taken into custody in court and booked into the adult jail. The judge warned the four to have no contact with one another, the victim or any witnesses in the case.
The defendants could spend up to 120 years in prison if convicted on all four counts.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Fuck!! Not bacon too!!


This is some BULLSHIT. Swine Flu?!! Really. The only motherfuckers happy about this shit are the Muslims I guarantee you. They praising Allah right now. Shit. So now they're gonna have to slaughter a bunch of pigs and hogs and shit to try to keep this thing from spreading. You know what that means. A shortage of bacon. Ham. Mmm Hmm. And all other things delicious from the disgusting yet tasty pig. That then is going to trickle down to a spike in the price of pork products. I ain't payin 8 dollars for bacon. They can kiss my ass. Bad enough my cigs cost about the same as a dime bag. Why can't something useless like a rhino or a coyote get the flu? Why's it's gotta be the edible animals all the time? Some bullshit...

-KRIZZ






Swine Flu: 5 Things You Need to Know About the Outbreak

By BRYAN WALSH Bryan Walsh – 44 mins ago

Concern that the world could be on the brink of the first influenza pandemic in more than 40 years escalated Sunday as France, Hong Kong, New Zealand and Spain reported potential new cases in which people had been infected with swine flu and Canada confirmed several new cases. In the U.S., where 20 such infections have been confirmed, federal health officials declared a public-health emergency and are preparing to distribute to state and local agenciesa quarter of the country's 50 million-dose stockpile of antiviral drugs. Meanwhile, in hard-hit Mexico, where more than 80 people have died from what is believed to be swine flu, the government closed all public schools and canceled hundreds of public events in Mexico City.

Though the World Health Organization (WHO) is referring to the situation as a "public-health emergency of international concern," the apparent emergence in several countries of an entirely new strain of H1N1 flu virus has led some scientists to believe that it is only a matter of time before the WHO declares pandemic status, a move that could prompt travel bans to infected countries. "We are clearly seeing wide spread," says Michael Osterholm, a pandemic risk expert who runs the University of Minnesota's Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy.


"There is no question." (Read about the vaccine being prepared in case of a pandemic.)
Health officials in Washington were quick to point out Sunday that none of the 20 cases identified in the U.S. so far has been fatal; all but one of the victims has recovered without needing to be hospitalized. Officials also noted that only one American has been infected so far who had not recently traveled to Mexico - a woman in Kansas got sick after her husband returned from a business trip in that country, where he became ill - but that could change as more intensive disease surveillance begins. "As we continue to look for more cases, I expect we're going to find them," said acting Centers for Disease Control (CDC) director Richard Besser.

In the U.S., where cases have also been found in California, Texas, and New York City, the declaration of a public-health emergency is part of what federal officials termed an "aggressive response" to the outbreaks. In addition to releasing from the national stockpile some 12.5 million doses of the antiviral drugs Tamiflu and Relenza - which scientists say has so far been effective against the H1N1 swine flu virus - the Department of Homeland Security will begin "passive surveillance" to screen people entering the U.S. Any traveler coming from a country with a confirmed human swine flu infection will be questioned, checked for symptoms and potentially isolated if they are found ill. Though the CDC has issued public warnings about the more serious outbreak in Mexico, there are no recommendations from Washington against traveling to the neighboring country.

That is in contrast to the more extreme actions of some other governments, including Hong Kong, where officials on Sunday urged residents to avoid going to Mexico. Hong Kong officials also ordered the immediate detention in a hospital of anyone who arrives with a fever above 100.4 F, respiratory symptoms and a history of traveling over the past seven days to a city with a confirmed case of swine flu infection.

But Washington officials Sunday did their best not to overstate the situation and emphasized that their response wasn't out of the ordinary. "I wish we could call it declaration of emergency preparedness, because that's really what it is in this context," said Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano. "We're preparing in an environment where we really don't know ultimately what the size or seriousness of this outbreak is going to be."

Right now health officials around the world are trying to take precautions without inciting panic. Here are just a few of the questions facing them - and ultimately, us as well:

1. Is this a flu pandemic?
The influenza virus is constantly mutating. That's why we can't get full immunity to the flu, the way we can to diseases like chicken pox, because there are multiple strains of the flu virus and they change from year to year. However, even though the virus makes us sick, our immune systems can usually muster enough of a response so that the flu is rarely fatal for healthy people.
But every once in awhile, the virus shifts its genetic structure so much that our immune systems offer no protection whatsoever. (This usually happens when a flu virus found in animals - like the avian flu still circulating in Asia - swaps genes with other viruses in a process called reassortment, and jumps to human beings.) A flu pandemic occurs when a new flu virus emerges for which humans have little or no immunity and then spreads easily from person to person around the world. In the 20th century we had two mild flu pandemics, in 1968 and 1957, and the severe "Spanish flu" pandemic of 1918, which killed an estimated 40 to 50 million people worldwide.
The WHO has the responsibility of declaring when a new flu pandemic is underway, and to simplify the process, the U.N. body has established six pandemic phases. Thanks to H5N1 avian flu, which has killed 257 people since 2003 but doesn't spread very well from one human to another, we're currently at phase 3. If the WHO upgraded that status to phase 4, which is marked by a new virus that begins to pass easily enough from person to person that we can detect community-sized outbreaks, such a move would effectively mean that we've got a pandemic on our hands.
The H1N1 swine flu virus has already been identified as a new virus, with genes from human and avian flus as well as the swine variety. And since it is apparently causing large-scale outbreaks in Mexico, along with separate confirmed cases in the U.S. and Canada and suspected cases in other countries, it would seem that we've already met the criteria for phase 4. But though an emergency committee met on April 25 to evaluate the situation, the WHO hasn't made the pandemic declaration yet. Keiji Fukuda, the WHO's interim assistant director-general for health, security and environment, said on Sunday that its experts "would like a little bit more information and a little bit more time to consider this." The committee is set to meet again by April 28 at the latest.
As health officials have repeatedly emphasized, with good reason, the swine flu situation is evolving rapidly, and more lab tests are needed to ascertain exactly what is going on in Mexico and elsewhere. "We want to make sure we're on solid ground," said Fukuda, a highly respected former CDC official and flu expert.

2. What will happen if this outbreak gets classified as a pandemic?
Moving the world to pandemic phase 4 would be the signal for serious containment actions to be taken on the national and international level. Given that these actions would have major implications for the global economy, not to mention the effects of the public fear that would ensue, there is concern that the WHO may be considering politics along with science. "What the WHO did makes no sense," says Osterholm. "In a potential pandemic, you need to have the WHO be beyond question, and (April 25) was not a good day for them."
Of course, declaring a pandemic isn't a decision that should be taken lightly. For the WHO, phase 4 might trigger an attempt to keep the virus from spreading by instituting strict quarantines and blanketing infected areas with antivirals. But we appear to have missed the opportunity to contain the disease at its source since the virus is already crossing borders with ease. "We cannot stop this at the border," said Anne Schuchat, the CDC's interim director for science and public health. "We don't think that we can quench this in Mexico if it's in many communities now."
That would leave the WHO and individual countries to fall back on damage control, using antivirals and old-fashioned infection control - like closing schools, limiting public gatherings and even restricting travel - to slow the spread of the virus. But such efforts would likely inflict serious damage on an already faltering global economy - and the truth is, we don't know how well those methods will work.

3. Why have the U.S. cases been so much milder than the ones in Mexico?
This is the question that has health officials from Geneva to Washington puzzled. In Mexico, swine flu has caused severe respiratory disease in a number of patients - and even more worryingly, has killed the sort of young and healthy people who can normally shrug off the flu. (Fueling such concerns is the fact that similar age groups died in unusually high numbers during the 1918 pandemic.) Yet the cases in the U.S. have all been mild and likely wouldn't have even garnered much attention if doctors hadn't begun actively looking for swine flu in recent days. "What we're seeing in this country so far is not anywhere near the severity of what we're hearing about in Mexico," said the CDC's Besser. "We need to understand that."
Some of the difference may be due to the fact that Mexico has apparently been grappling with swine flu for weeks longer than the U.S. As doctors across the U.S. begin checking patients with respiratory symptoms for swine flu, CDC officials expect to see more severe cases in the U.S. as well - and as better epidemiological work is done in Mexico, we'll probably hear about more mild cases there too. Right now, however, the true severity of the H1N1 swine flu virus is still an open question, whose answer could change over time. The 1918 Spanish flu pandemic began with a fairly mild wave of infections in the spring, but the virus returned a few months later in a far more virulent form. That could happen with the current swine flu as well. "It's quite possible for this virus to evolve," said Fukuda. "When viruses evolve, clearly they can become more dangerous to people."

4. How ready is the U.S. - and the world - to respond to a flu pandemic?
In some ways, the world is better prepared for a flu pandemic today than it has ever been. Thanks to concerns over H5N1 avian flu, the WHO, the U.S. and countries around the world have stockpiled millions of doses of antivirals that can help fight swine flu as well as other strains of influenza. The U.S. has a detailed pandemic preparation plan that was drafted under former President George W. Bush. Many other countries have similar plans. SARS and bird flu have given international health officials useful practice runs for dealing with a real pandemic. We can identify new viruses faster than ever before, and we have life-saving technologies - like artificial respirators and antivirals - that weren't available back in 1918. "I believe that the world is much, much better prepared than we have ever been for dealing with this kind of situation," said Fukuda.
At the same time, the very nature of globalization puts us at greater risk. International air travel means that infections can spread very quickly. And while the WHO can prepare a new swine flu vaccine strain in fairly short order, we still use a laborious, decades-old process to manufacture vaccines, meaning it would take months before the pharmaceutical industry could produce its full capacity of doses - and even then, there wouldn't be enough for everyone on the planet. The U.S. could be particularly vulnerable; only one plant, in Stillwater, Penn., makes flu vaccine in America. In a pandemic, that could produce some ugly political debates. "Do you really think the E.U. is going to release pandemic vaccine to the U.S. when its own people need it?" asks Osterholm.

Indeed, the greatest risk from a pandemic might not turn out to be from the swine flu virus itself - especially if it ends up being relatively mild - but what Osterholm calls "collateral damage" if governments respond to the emergency by instituting border controls and disrupting world trade. Not only would the global recession worsen - a 2008 World Bank report estimated that a severe pandemic could reduce the world's GDP by 4.8% - but we depend on international trade now for countless necessities, from generic medicines to surgical gloves. The just-in-time production systems embraced by companies like Wal-Mart - where inventories are kept as low as possible to cut waste and boost profit - mean that we don't have stockpiles of most things. Supply chains for food, medicines and even the coal that generates half our electricity are easily disruptable, with potentially catastrophic results. Though we'll likely hear calls to close the border with Mexico, Osterholm points out that a key component used in artificial respirators comes from Mexico. "We are more vulnerable to a pandemic now than at any other time over the past 100 years," he says. "We can't depend on ourselves."

5. So how scared should we be?
That depends on whom you ask. Officials at the CDC and the WHO have emphasized that while the swine flu situation is serious, they're responding with an abundance of precautions. Even Osterholm, who has been highly critical of the U.S. government's long-term failures to better prepare for a pandemic, gives the CDC a 9 out of 10 for its response so far. Outside of Mexico, the swine flu hasn't looked too serious yet - unlike during the SARS outbreaks of 2003, when an entirely new virus with no obvious treatment took the world by surprise. In the U.S., the normal flu season is winding down, which should make it easier for public-health officials to pick out swine flu cases from run-of-the-mill respiratory disease. And there are simple things that people can do to protect themselves, like practicing better hygiene (wash hands frequently and cover mouth and nose when sneezing) and staying away from public places or traveling if they feel sick. "There's a role for everyone to play when an outbreak is ongoing," said Besser.
But the truth is that every outbreak is unpredictable, and there's a lot we don't know yet about the new swine flu. There hasn't been a flu pandemic for more than a generation, and there hasn't been a truly virulent pandemic since long before the arrival of mass air transit. We're in terra incognito here. Panic would be counterproductive - especially if it results in knee-jerk reactions like closing international borders, which would only complicate the public-health response. But neither should we downplay our very real vulnerabilities. As Napolitano put it: "This will be a marathon, not a sprint." Be prepared.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Behold...GaGa got back!!





I mean shit...I don't really have a lot to say about this but...DAAAAAAYUMM!!!! I thought she was kinda sexy before but this puts officially Lady GaGa on my "newest popstar I wanna bang the shit out of" list. All praise the behind of GaGa. Phenomenal...
-KRIZZ

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Why is everybody so mad at Jackie Chan?


I mean if someone from their native country says that they don't think total freedom is a great idea, why should anyone NOT from said country be offended? I can understand the Chinese being pissed at Jackie. Wait I take that back. Not even all Chinese just the ones that have actually lived in China. Why should anyone else even give a fuck? I know I don't. Also, from what I've heard he was referring to the entertainment industry in China because he was speaking at a PANEL DISCUSSION OF ASIAN ENTERTAINMENT. This may be bullshit but either way there's too many assholes giving there opinions on something that doesn't even involve them. Like me for instance. I'm just doing it to kill time tho. LOL. Plus I like Jackie Chan movies.


-KRIZZ
Spokesman: Jackie Chan comments out of context (AP)
Tue Apr 21, 2009, 1:55 am EDT
AP
HONG KONG - Jackie Chan's comments that freedom may not be good for China were taken out of context, his spokesman said Tuesday, while Facebook users and Chinese scholars condemned the veteran actor on the Internet in a spreading backlash.
The 55-year-old star of the " Rush Hour " action films caused a huge uproar after he told a business forum on Saturday that it may not be good for authoritarian China to become a free society .
"I'm not sure if it's good to have freedom or not," Chan said Saturday, adding freedoms in his native Hong Kong and Taiwan made those societies "chaotic." Taiwan, which split from China in 1949, is democratic and Hong Kong , a separately ruled Chinese territory, enjoys some free elections.
"I'm gradually beginning to feel that we Chinese need to be controlled. If we're not being controlled, we'll just do what we want," he said.
Hong Kong and Taiwanese legislators lashed out at the comments, with some accusing Chan of insulting the Chinese race.
Solon So, the chief executive of Chan's company JC Group and his main spokesman, told The Associated Press in a phone interview Tuesday the actor was referring to freedom in the entertainment industry and not Chinese society at large.
Chan was speaking at a panel discussion about Asian entertainment industries and was asked to discuss movie censorship in China.
"Some people with ulterior motives deliberately misinterpreted what he was saying," So said.
Meanwhile, the public backlash against Chan grew.
A group of Chinese scholars published a letter on the Internet on Monday accusing Chan of "not understanding how precious freedom is," even though "free Hong Kong provided the conditions for you to become an international action star."
A Facebook group set up by Hong Kong users calling for Chan to be exiled to North Korea had drawn more than 2,600 members by Tuesday. The group also posted form letters urging Hong Kong's Baptist University and Academy for Performing Arts to strip Chan of honorary degrees they gave the actor.
The Hong Kong Tourism Board , for which Chan serves as an ambassador, had received 17 complaints as of Monday that his comments "hurt the image of Hong Kong and aren't reflective of Hong Kong people ," a publicist said. She declined to give her name because of company policy.
Opposition Taiwanese politicians on Monday demanded that the city government of Taipei strip Chan of his role as ambassador of the Deaf Olympic Games to be held in the Taiwanese capital in September.

Friday, April 17, 2009

WTF!!


It was recently brought to my attention of a new product on the market for women (Thanks Dbo). Apparently chicks hate to stop doing anything to piss so the fine researchers at FemMed Inc. have solved the problem. Behold...Go Girl. It's a little device that babes can ram up their VJJ's and piss on the go. Kinda reminds of the movie Maria Full of Grace minus the cocaine and heroine up in the love hole. Genius right? I mean I'm not a girl so I really don't get it. I hear women complain a lot about womens bathrooms being filthy and I just wonder how the fuck can that be. You sit down to do everything ladies. What mainly makes a public restroom nasty as hell is the piss all over the floor and I can't really comprehend how a chick could piss on the floor unless it was on purpose. And I don't see why any woman would do that. Seems like a lot of trouble. Anyway this news was shocking enough that I felt the world had to know about it. Have a great weekend. Peace.
-KRIZZ

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Douchebag of the Week: Mel Gibson's Wife


So, as I make my triumphant return to the blogspot world I decided to start off with a rant. (Shout out to Lady for the scoop on this one) Some women are great ladies...and some bitches aint shit. Mel Gibsons wife is one of them bitches. After 28 years of living the dream life she up and decides to divorce Mel. Here's the kicker though. They aint have no prenup. Uh oh. California state law requires the breadwinner to give up half automatically. No if ands or buts about it. This bitch is gonna get like 450 million dollars! That's not it either. She also wants alimony and attorney fees. Why not take his kidneys or left nut sack while you're at it? This bitch been laid up in the mansion not doin shit but spending money and eatin bon bons living swell of that "Passion Of The Christ" money. In what world is this fair?!! I mean yes, Mel should have had more sense than to be a Hollywood celebrity, get married and have no prenup but damn! This bitch is heartless. So congratulations Mel Gibson's wife, you are the douchebag of the week.



-KRIZZ

Monday, April 13, 2009

KUDOS: "I Love New York" is historic in African American History!!


"I Love New York" is the first hour long scripted show in television history to feature a black lead female. Of course, everybody wants to hate. Everybody feels as though Tiffany is setting black women back a decade but I say fuck them. We've had a few ensemble cast shows like "Girlfriends", but Miss New York is the first with her own hour long show. This year we are seeing but Jill Scott and Jada Pinkett-Smith also getting hour long show, but don't get it twist...The first was the 'Head Bitch in Charge".


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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

MESS OF THE WEEK: Destiny's Child


When will this chick learn? I like the chick, but she tries too damn hard. We know she can sing, but why she gotta squeeze dozens of boring ballads and covers ballads into all her shows? Where she really went wrong though is with the Alanis Morrisette "You Oughta Know" cover. How you gonna cover "You Oughta Know", and take out the "...are you thinking of me when you fuck her" lyric? If she is really going to be fierce than the bitch needs to rock out with her cock out and stop trying to play it safe. Her tours suffer the same problems as her albums. She has entirely too many boring ballads stuffed in and they fuck everything up.

Our second diva of destiny to get shitted on this week is Kelly Rowland. She should have known better than to fuck with the Matthew and Tina Knowles. Two months ago she boldly announced that she was firing Matthew Knowles as her manager. This, of course was wise, cause he wasn't helping her career much anyway. Sadly however, this week Sony has dropped her black ass siting the fact that she was no longer commercially viable which is pretty fucked up considering she has sold 4 million records as a solo artist worldwide.

TAZ

Like Mother like Son: Madonna raises african son to be a conceited asshole...


Whats up world. Good to see you again, as we relaunch to keep you bitches up on whats hot in the world of messiness. Apparently is didn't take Madonna's African orphan son David long to get all corrupted by Madonna's bitchiness! Check out what happens when he meets his 'poor' father again for the first time.


What I do like about the story though, is when David acts up, Madonna whips that ass! That's what I am talking about.


TAZ


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Madonna's adopted son David was reunited with his biological father yesterday for the first time since the toddler left Malawi with the singer in 2006. Yohane Banda met his child at 7am at the Kumbali Lodge where Madonna and her family are staying. But the peasant farmer, who gave David up for adoption when his wife died weeks after childbirth, revealed his son did not recognise him.'He asked me who I was,' Yohane said after the scheduled meeting, which lasted two-and-a-half hours. 'When I told him "I am your daddy" he looked surprised.'Mrs Wilo, an official from Madonna's Raising Malawi charity, acted as a translator between David and Yohane, who does not speak English.Yohane continued: 'It's amazing how David has grown; I can't believe he is the same small and sickly baby we left at Home of Hope. 'He seems to be a polite boy for he asked if he could sit on my lap. Then he started playing with my nose; I don't know why.'He is quite chatty and intelligent. He asked me lots of questions about lots of things. He asked me whether I ride horses. ‘I told him horses are for the rich and he asked me why I am poor. 'He told me his mum likes riding horses and that he too rides horses.'The he told me a story when one day he and his brother, Rocco, rode horses and fell. He told me his mum spanked him because they are not supposed to ride horses on their own.' Yohane revealed how David spoke warmly of his adoptive parents.'He told me his mum plays music and asked me what I do for life,' he said.'I told him I was a farmer. He asked what a farmer does and I explained to him that we use hoes to till the land. 'He told me his daddy, Mr Ritchie, took him to a farm but it had a tractor. I told him in Africa we use hoes.'Yohane, who has since married a new wife, Flor, and now has a young son, Dingiswayo, said he was disappointed to learn of Madonna's divorce from Guy Ritchie. 'He seems to like his daddy, Mr Ritchie, so much that I was a little sad Madonna broke up with him. 'I would have loved it if they sorted out whatever problems they had instead of divorcing because divorce is bad for kids.'Yohane lost two sons prior to David's birth and says he is relieved Madonna is taking care of the toddler. 'I was very happy to meet David again. He reminds me of the two sons I lost in infancy. 'I sometimes shudder to think that David could also have met the same fate had Madonna not adopted him. I am really grateful to her for saving David from possible early death.'Madonna and her two other children Rocco, 8, and Lourdes, 12, also met briefly with Yohane. 'She just greeted me and told me about David's school. She is a sweet lady,' he said. 'She told me David was clever at school. She then told me the children needed to take a bath because they were preparing to go out.'Later that day, Madonna took her children for a tour of the Mphandula child care centre built by Raising Malawi about 30 miles from the capital of Lilongwe. The singer and her family arrived in the impoverished African country on Sunday and she is hoping to leave with a new addition to her brood - four-year-old Mercy James. A judge will rule on Friday whether the 50-year-old should be allowed to adopt a second child from the country.Mercy was placed in an orphanage after her 18-year-old mother died five days after her birth. It was reported that her father was a schoolboy and it is not clear whether he is alive. Madonna's determination to adopt Mercy was said to be a major cause of conflict between her and Guy, who was opposed to the idea.Last year, he was said to have relented but soon afterwards the couple separated.Source: Daily Mail

Friday, February 20, 2009

UNBEWEAVEABLE! Sassy ghetto girls hair weave blocks bullet and saves her life!!


And who says those $100.00 hairdos that babes be getting are a waste of money!!!?

Wonder Woman had bracelets, I guess in 2009, all you need to do to block bullets is get a caked up in gel hair weave!!


LMAO

TAZ

PS: Personally I'd rather have died than to live and tell that hot ghetto mess of a story!!
This is a case of bad hair gone right!!


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KANSAS CITY, MO - Briana Bonds literally came within a hair's breadth of dying late Wednesday night after her tightly-woven wig somehow stopped a speeding bullet.Bonds, 20, was in her car in a convenience store parking lot when a man flagged her down and told her that her ex-boyfriend still loved her.She replied, "Well I don't love him," then Banks says she heard gunshots as her ex-boyfriend, Juan Kemp, allegedly opened fire from behind the second vehicle."They was going past me, zoom, zoom and the window was shattering," said Bonds. "Oh Lord! I am alive! Am I dead? What's going on? I'm not every 21 yet!"Bonds said that her head snapped forward a little when the bullet hit her, and that there was a small amount of blood, but that she never lost consciousness."In the back of my head, it was like bam!" said Bonds. "That's how it felt. It was hot, you could feel it."Bonds sped away from the store to another parking lot where she called police, who found the 40-caliber slug tangled in her hair. Police say that her weave prevented it from penetrating her skull."One of (the bullets) hit the back of my head. Luckily, it didn't go through because the back of my wig," said Bonds. "My wig had stopped it. It was hanging in my hair. It was about this small scrunched up.""I've been wearing it for years. I've invested a lot of money into this weave," said Bonds. "It saved my life. It saved my life."Police arrested both Kemp and the other man in the car, and the pair now face charges for the shooting incident in Jackson County Court.


Monday, February 2, 2009

Asshole Alert!!!


Why do we continue to give white people the opportunity to say " I told you so." That referring to how some of them view black people as lazy, drug dealing, stealing thugs. This video is another example of proving them right. Watch in awe as the mysterious messy blogspot unveils "The Worst Robbery EVER"


Krizz




Thursday, January 29, 2009

Snuggie?? WTF???!!!


I need a scheme like right now. You know that cheesy commercial for the Snuggie? Y'all know what I'm talking about. It's the blanket with sleeves. The commercial has people wearing them everywhere. To the mall, to football games, I think I even saw a homeless dude with one. Well anyway, my reason behind speaking on this is because it has been brought to my attention that Snuggie has sold 4 million units at 19.95 a piece! That's calculates to a whopping $79,800,000! THE FUCKING SNUGGIE HAS MADE 80 MILLION DOLLARS!!! Pardon me now. I'm retreating to my chambers to conjure up schemes and plots. How about a blanket with legs...hmmm


Krizz

Who says the Arabs don't have a sense of humor?!!


Cause this shit is hilarious. An Iraq sculpture artist recently paid tribute to the gangsta ass reporter who hurled his shoes at Bush. This dude erected a huge statue of the shoe itself for all to see and laugh at uncontrollably. If Iraq keeps this kind of American humor up they're gonna be the coolest country like ever.
Krizz
Iraqi shoe hurler inspires art in Saddam hometown
AP

BAGHDAD – When an Iraqi journalist hurled his shoes at George W. Bush last month at a Baghdad press conference, the attack spawned a flood of Web quips, political satire and street rallies across the Arab world.
Now it's inspired a work of art. A sofa-sized sculpture — a single copper-coated shoe on a stand carved to resemble flowing cloth — was formally unveiled to the public Thursday in the hometown of the late Iraqi ruler Saddam Hussein.
Officials and visitors walked around the outdoor sculpture during the brief ceremony, pondering on its eccentricities — such as a tree poking up from the shoe's interior.
Its sculptor called it a fitting tribute to the shoe hurler, Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi, and his folk hero reputation in parts of the Muslim world and beyond.
The Baghdad-based artist, Laith al-Amari, said the work honors al-Zeidi and "is a source of pride for all Iraqis." He added: "It's not a political work,"
But its location in Saddam's hometown of Tikrit, about 80 miles north of Baghdad, is a point of reference for prewar nostalgia among some Iraqis.
The sculpture also includes an ode to al-Zeidi and mentions the virtues of being "able to tell the truth out loud."
Al-Zeidi had shouted in Arabic as he pulled off his shoes and heaved them at Bush during the news conference. "This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq," screamed al-Zeidi, who was working for a Cairo-based television station.
Bush dodged both shoes, but the image was extremely powerful in Arab culture, where throwing shoes at someone is a sign of extreme contempt. Iraqis whacked a toppled statue of Saddam following the U.S.-led invasion with their shoes and slippers.
"This monument ... will remain a present for the forthcoming generations," said Fatin Abdul-Qadir al-Nasiri, director of a Tikrit orphanage whose children helped fashion the sculpture. "(They) will remember the story of the hero (al-Zeidi) who bid farewell to the U.S. president ... in such a way.
Al-Zeidi was scheduled to face trial last month on a charge of assaulting a foreign leader, but the court date was postponed after his attorney filed a motion to reduce the charges.
On Monday, Swiss lawyer Mauro Poggia said al-Zeidi planned to seek political asylum in Switzerland, but one of al-Zeidi's brothers denied the report.


Kudos to you little girl for surviving being tossed 190 feet off a bridge by your father!!


So what you died four hours later. The point is you survived at all. My black ass would have been dead on contact!

TAZ

PS. Is it me on are kids having the worst year ever so far in 2009? Their parents is killing their little asses left and right. My advice...Please do your home work, cause if might get messy.


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January 29, 2009. MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) — A man has been charged with throwing his 4-year-old daughter to her death from a traffic bridge above a river in Australia's second-largest city, officials said.The 36-year-old father was scheduled to appear in a Melbourne court later Thursday charged with her murder, police Sgt. Creina O'Grady said. He faces a maximum life sentence if convicted.The girl was rushed to Royal Children's Hospital after being dragged barely alive from the Yarra River. The hospital said she died about four hours after the 190-foot fall.The father had appeared before a family court on Tuesday and Wednesday to settle custody of the couple's three children with their mother, a court official said.The girl's two brothers may have been inside an SUV parked nearby when the man allegedly dropped the girl off the West Gate Bridge, Detective Inspector Steve Clark told reporters.The surviving children were still with their father when he was arrested about an hour later outside the family court, he said.Police have not named the suspect, the victim or other members of the family. Australian athorities often withhold information that could identify children involved in a crime as suspects or victims, or their families.The alleged murder happened during rush hour on the bridge, an eight-lane freeway linking downtown Melbourne with the city's western suburbs.Shocked witnesses called police to report seeing the girl being thrown from the bridge into the river shortly after 9 a.m.A man "dropped (her) over the bridge" into the water, and police in a boat rescued the child about 10 minutes later, Clark said.Clark said their mother had been informed but did not give details.A court official, who declined to be named because she was not authorized to speak to the media, said the custody hearing over the children had ended Wednesday without a ruling because the parents had agreed to share access.The hearing had been listed to resume Thursday, but neither parent had been expected to attend for a third day in court, she said.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

FINALLY: Late ass Kelly Rowland has finally left the Beyonce brigade!!!!


Its about time! I was wondering if she was gonna ever figure out that all he gave a fuck about was his daughters.

If Michelle was smart, she'd be next.

As far what happened, my Miami spies have confirmed reports of constant feuding between Solange and Rowland. I'm just glad the bitch finally woke up to smell the coffee.


TAZ


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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


January 28, 2009

Joint statement from Mathew Knowles and Kelly Rowland on their amicable professional split:


"After a very positive meeting between Kelly Rowland and myself, we have amicably agreed to end our professional relationship. My company, Music World, will continue to manage Destiny's Child as a group. As an artist Kelly has incredible talent and I only wish her the best. We will always be family first and foremost, and as a dad I only have love for Kelly." ----Mathew Knowles


"Mathew Knowles has been a positive influence in my career. I have had great success under his guidance — both as a member of Destiny’s Child and with my solo projects. Although we have decided to part ways professionally, the Knowles family and the entire Music World Entertainment team will always be my family." ---Kelly Rowland

Friday, January 23, 2009

New Eminem...



As an Eminem fan I have to say that I am not that impressed. Sounds like 50 wrote it for him. Or maybe he was just playing around in the studio and it got leaked. Whatever the case I know Em can come with better than this. We need you man! Hip hop is holding on for dear life!


Krizz

Give it a listen here:

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The tragedy of Joaquin Phoenix...

Remember this guy...





He's this guy now...

Oh, unforgiving tragedy. When fame and power become a lifestyle one of two things occur everytime. One either will flourish....or become batshit crazy. In the case of Joaquin Phoenix, batshit crazy is not even the horrible part. It's much, much worse than that. He's a rapper now. Yes, the same guy who kicked ass in the Johnny Cash movie is trying his hand at rap. As an extraordinary emcee myself, my take on it is this...he sucks. He's coming off like a real drugged up douchebag right now and I don't appreciate it. There's enough terrible rap out there to keep hip-hop stagnant for the next decade and he, seemingly, is not satisfied with that. He wants to further ruin the genre by looking like a homeless retard while rapping. I wish Joaquin Phoenix nothing but hard times and obnoxious booing while pursuing his rap career. Moron...

Check out the video of his first stellar performance...

Krizz




Kanye's offensive new mullet hairstyle. The hair police will be notified immediately!!!





I know its a real kick in the balls when your girlfriend gets all "Heartless" and breaks your heart but that is still no excuse for a mullet!!!

Kanye West, you suck!

LMAO

TAZ

Thursday, January 15, 2009

FASHION WHITE TEE WEDDING EMERGENCY! Where is Joan and Melissa Rivers when you need them?

















I heard of ghetto as shit, but this is ghetto as shit!!! This is a fashion disaster of Katrina proportions New Orleans, and I think I am going to have to call Joan and Melissa Rivers, the fashion police, to start passing out some citations.
Shame on these people. They even got the kids involved!

LMAO

TAZ

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

So I heard the supposed Virgin auctioning off her "first time" had reached bids exceeding 6 million.


Check SpellingWhat do I feel about this? I say go for it. I can't hate on this chick. College girls get smutted out everyday. Dicks in their coochies. Dicks in their mouths. Dicks in their asses. Dicks just all around them, and this is for free. If home girl can make her doe off of it, then why not? Porn stars don't make that much their entire careers.


I would also advise this very smart business woman to secure both book and porn DVD distribution deals.


She could clear another million or 2.


Just my opinion.


TAZ


PS. Now if only I could find a way to auction my dick on Ebay. Think I wouldn't when I would? And it don't need to be for6 million either. I'm good with a $100.00 bucks towards my LA plane ticket.


HOLLA


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Okay, so I guess I have been living under a rock for a while, because I would have to believe that this is my first time hearing about Natalie Dylan. Yeah, I would have to have been under a rock, because I'm sure the news media was beyond fascinated by the story of a young lady putting her virginity up for sale.The reasoning for the auction of her, ahem, gift was well intentioned, it seems--her sister worked for a short while as a prostitute in order to pay for school, and she's offering her virginity (at a price) to pay for graduate school. They always told me graduate school wasn't cheap.
The reasoning behind the auctioning is not what has me thinking. It's the fact that she is auctioning what is supposed to be looked at as a girl's most special of gifts. You know, it's that thing that you're supposed to give away, in a night full of passion and love; in moments laced with affection, you're supposed to come to your climax while in the arms of a big, strong man who will say "I love you" while he kisses your forehead and wakes you the next day to cuddle and make you breakfast.
But, how much of that is Hollywood fantasy and how much of that is reality?
Don't get me wrong--I think virginity is something special, and something that should be held onto until you meet someone very special to share it with, but how many of us are so wrapped up by what Hollywood and television and books and magazines tell us "love" is that we just "fall in love" with anyone we catch a couple butterflies for? And after we "fall in love," we have the "permission" to fall into something else, if you catch my drift.
So, after reading about Ms. Dylan and her auction, I find myself at an intellectual crossroads. What if Ms. Dylan is simply the face of the modern female, logically using what she has to get what she wants? What if the butterflies, love, and candlelit smoke and mirrors of the first-time fantasy are nothing more than the remnants of an old-fashioned way of thinking, ceasing to exist in front of our eyes?
Men stereotypically ache to rid themselves of their virginity. Maybe Ms. Dylan is simply a step smarter--she's not giving it away for free.