Monday, September 14, 2009

Douchebag of the Week: Kanye West


Yeah, yeah, surprise, suprise...I mean we all knew this was coming. Kanye usually takes whatever opportunity he can to be a fuckin jerk but it's normally on his own time. In an effort not be outdone by the insanity of Lady Gaga and her WTF outfits, Kanye stormed the stage at last nights VMA's and snatched the mic from an unsuspecting Taylor Swift. He then proceeded to kiss Beyonce's ass by declaring her video "the best of the decade". I mean "Single Ladies" was an international phenomenon and probably should have won but that's some shit you tweet about. Let that girl have her moment. Taylor obviously wasn't used to arrogant nigga behavior as her face showed it. She was shocked as all hell or as me and Taz call it, she had "the dick look". Had that have been some ghetto bitch like Fantasia or Keysha Cole, Kanye might have had a fist fight on his hands. Them chicks wouldn't even had said shit...they just would've cut his ass. I know they carry blades. Anyway, I'm glad the MTV security promptly escorted his black ass up and out and that Beyonce gave Taylor a chance to finish her speech, but in the end Kanye got exactly what he wanted. So congrats to you Mr. West, you are the douchebag of the week. I hope your bald head girlfriend cussed you out last night.


-Krizz