Wednesday, April 1, 2009

MESS OF THE WEEK: Destiny's Child


When will this chick learn? I like the chick, but she tries too damn hard. We know she can sing, but why she gotta squeeze dozens of boring ballads and covers ballads into all her shows? Where she really went wrong though is with the Alanis Morrisette "You Oughta Know" cover. How you gonna cover "You Oughta Know", and take out the "...are you thinking of me when you fuck her" lyric? If she is really going to be fierce than the bitch needs to rock out with her cock out and stop trying to play it safe. Her tours suffer the same problems as her albums. She has entirely too many boring ballads stuffed in and they fuck everything up.

Our second diva of destiny to get shitted on this week is Kelly Rowland. She should have known better than to fuck with the Matthew and Tina Knowles. Two months ago she boldly announced that she was firing Matthew Knowles as her manager. This, of course was wise, cause he wasn't helping her career much anyway. Sadly however, this week Sony has dropped her black ass siting the fact that she was no longer commercially viable which is pretty fucked up considering she has sold 4 million records as a solo artist worldwide.

TAZ

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