Messy of the week" So did Chris Stokes really go "Bump Bump Bump" with B2K?

We all know Raz B retracted his statement that him and his brother were molested by Chris Stokes but does that mean he is a liar or that Chris Stokes has good ass lawyers? I don't see nobody just making something like that up. Also, Beyonce was dating Marques Houston or one of them boys when she was first hitting the scene, and I remember it being mentioned that she thought it was something strange going on with him and Chris Stokes...

Either the way, its all looking pretty suspect. What grown man lies about being sodomized (according to people on message boards. I never saw the video)?

But then again, maybe Raz B is a bitter beer face cause he has no career. Either way, if he was really molested, he should stand up for himself.

Regardless, I'ma chalk this one up in the "I don't give a damn, cause its all too messy" category. Media Take out and MTV, take it away!

TAZ

A day after former B2K manager Chris Stokes vehemently denied allegations that he sexually molested former members of the boy band while serving as their manager, his accuser, former B2K member DeMario "Raz-B" Thornton, has apologized. In a 30-second video posted on YouTube on Wednesday, Thornton stands outside on a city street and recants the sordid accusations he and older brother Ricardo "Ricky Romantic" Thornton had made in a pair of videos that circulated over the weekend.
"This is DeMario Thornton, publicly known as Raz-B of B2K," a solemn-looking Thornton tells the camera in the video, called "The Truth About Chris Stokes B2K Part 3." "I would like to send a public apology for some tapes that were leaked without my authority. I just want to say that those allegations are not true ... with Chris Stokes and Marques Houston, and I apologize for any hurt this may have caused publicly [or] financially."
Stokes reacted to the new video in a statement released Thursday (December 27) morning. "I'm happy that DeMario 'Raz-B' Thornton and Ricardo Thornton realized their mistakes and admitted to lying," he said. "I have always supported my family and have always been a stand-up person. I knew that the truth would eventually come to light."
Thornton's abrupt turn-around came just hours after Stokes told MTV News that the allegations were false. His denials were seconded by another former B2K member, Omarion.
"I'm not gay. And I'm married. And I have four kids. I been with my wife for 16 years," Stokes told MTV in an exclusive interview. "And I'm not a child molester. So those are all false allegations. I'm gonna sue them. And I owe that to my wife and kids, period. It's ridiculous."

http://www.mediatakeout.com/20516/shocker_raz_b_claims_that_chris_stokes_abused_b2k_marques_houston_and_omarion.html

MESS OF THE WEEK: "Not to be out done by big sis, messy Jamie Lynn Spears gets knocked up at 16"

This family is fucking nutts. They need to get rid of Run's House, and Hogan Knows Best, and give these crazy family of broads a reality show. LMAO

TAZ

OK! magazine reports that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears (sister to the infamous Britney) is expecting a baby. The due date has not been revealed, but TMZ.com reports that the father is Casey Aldridge, whom Spears met at church and has been dating.Spears recently responded coyly when asked if she was returning to her Nickelodeon TV show, “Zoey 101.” “I don’t know. I don’t know,” she told the Associated Press. Nickelodeon issued the following statement this afternoon regarding the pregnancy, according to TMZ: “We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”The high school junior also told AP, “I’m going to try to graduate before I do anything else.”

I work with a bunch of evil and ungreatful bitches!!!! Horror at the Xmas Luncheon!!

My mood is pissed if you motherfuckas really must know!!!

So anyways, we had our Christmas luncheon....And I call myself being a sweetie pie and bringing in mini bologna and cheese sanwiches...Along with a jar of mustard and one of mayo, cause black folks be picky, but anyways, them bitches didn't touch them. I slaved over them bitches while twisting my hair and thats the thanks I get? I am so pissed. Do you know how hard it is to fucking twist your hair and make a bologna and cheese sandwich bites at the same time? I am pissed!!!

Then one evil- ignorant bitch declared, "that is just being cheap for you to make a bunch of bologaa and cheese sandwiches when people in here are bringing in fried chicken and cakes and pies"...as if the fat asses at my job really need fried chicken and cakes and pies ...So I looks at the bitch, and I says to him, "don't be mad at me cause you spent all your doe on the stupid luncheon and now you can't afford to buy your mama that pair of sneakers she wanted for Christmas." And if you ask me, cheap would be peanut butter and jelly anyways.

What a Mess

Taz Jonez

Mysterious Messy Revolution Jam Session January 10th, 2007...

The CRACKHEADS are coming to a neighborhood near you bitches, ya'll best hide your silverware...

Damn...Uncle Ray Ray, Aunt Bathsheba, and Cuzin Junebug goin be commin' home, and being as though I live alone with an extra bedroom and a finished basement, you know where they goin' be trying to stay. OH Hell No!

Damn, there goes my jewelries, my TV and my couch...

Life sucks, but racism is worst so I'm good. I guess. I never watch that plasma TV anyway! LMAO

Taz

Crack cons can seek sentence reductions
By Associated Press Wednesday, December 12, 2007 http://www.bostonherald.com General Politics
WASHINGTON - The U.S. Sentencing Commission voted unanimously yesterday to let 19,500 federal inmates, most of them black, seek reductions in crack cocaine sentences.
The commission, which sets guidelines for federal prison sentences, decided to make retroactive its recent easing of recommended sentences for crack offenses.
About 3,800 inmates could be eligible for release within a year of the March 3 effective date of yesterday’s decision. Federal judges will have the final say whether to reduce sentences. The commissioners said the delay would give judges and prison officials time to deal with public safety and other issues.
Critics say heavier sentences for crack cocaine unfairly impacted mainly inner-city blacks, while powder-cocaine offenders - often suburban whites - received lighter sentences.
Attorney General Michael Mukasey opposed the move, saying the convicted crack offenders were sentenced under an existing standard and to change that standard retroactively dismisses any other factors judges considered at sentencing. He added releasing inmates could cause problems for communities whose probation systems are not ready to receive them.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/national/politics/general/view.bg?articleid=1050264

And the "Get a life bitch" award of the week goes to the RIAA

Wait a minute. Is the fucking music industry so confused about shit that now they say its illegal to turn CDs into mp3s? As much as I paid for my Ipod them bitches can kiss every part of my black ass. Instead of trying to sue the average Joe, the music industry needs to fire those old crones still trying to make decisions on a world that has obviously flew way out of their league of understanding, and get some new people in there that understand that digital is inevitable...

TAZ

RIAA Claims Ripping CDs for Personal Use is Illegal
Posted Dec 11th 2007 9:50AM by Terrence O'BrienFiled under: Audio/Video, Computers, iPod
Just as it seemed as though the record industry was starting to figure this whole thing out, here it goes and does something that makes us at the Switched offices shake our heads. The RIAA has filed a brief in an Arizona U.S. District Court against Jeffrey and Pamela Howell, an average Joe and Jane couple who have ripped their CD collection to MP3s for easy sharing throughout their home and -- presumably -- iPods. The brief claims that ripping CDs to MP3s is a violation of copyright laws and the fair use doctrine. The audacity of the RIAA's claim wouldn't be to surprising, given its penchant for overzealous attacks of digital media, if it weren't in direct contradiction of arguments made by RIAA lawyers in a case filed in 2005. In the case, MGM Vs. Grokster, representation from the RIAA explicitly said that making digital copies of music for personal use was protected.Atlantic Vs. Howell is scheduled to have its first hearing on January 24. Here's hoping that this case gets tossed out, because if the courts find in favor of Atlantic, it will place all of us with digital audio devices on the RIAA's hit list.

http://www.switched.com/2007/12/11/riaa-claims-ripping-cds-for-personal-use-is-illegal/

Should burger king change their name to Burger Condom? Eww...I knew the King was a perve!!

I told ya'll the fucking "King" was a creepy ass mess. But did you motherfuckers wanna listen? No...LMAO


TAZ


A college student claims he found a condom when he bit into a Whopper last summer at a Burger King franchise in Vermont."It had a sour taste and I felt something rubbery," Van Miguel Hartless tells the Rutland Herald. "I immediately spit it out and ran to the bathroom to vomit."He's now suing the franchise owner, Carolls Corp.In the lawsuit that was filed Nov. 16, his lawyer writes: When Plaintiff bit into the burger, he bit into a foreign object contained in the burger, specifically a condom. The burger sold to Plaintiff was adulterated and unfit for human consumption. Plantiff has sustained pain and suffering, vomiting, nightmares, mental and emotional distress, and has incurred medical expenses as a result of his injury. (Read the rest of the civil complaint.)The local newspaper says no one from the company responded to its request for comment.USA TODAY left messages requesting comment from a lawyer for Carrolls Corp. and the media-relations department at Burger King. We'll update this posting if they get back to us before the end of the day.(Photo by Albert J. Marro, The Rutland Daily Herald via AP.)

"LET ME DOWN GRADE YOU"...Ginuwine reduced to Bachelorette Parties!!

JACKED>>>Why is Ginuwine performing at Bachelorette parties? Isn't he still receiving songwriting royalties off the Aaliyah tribute song he co-wrote "Miss You." And, I would think he would be making money from the "TGT" project, although they did a far from sold out show in Oakland recently. This group also has a reputation for charging way too much per performance. This is the reason why-numerous promoters won't book them.Regarding his career, Ginuwine can't seem to catch the breaks. With his looks and moves, he should be in the same category as Usher and Chris Brown but due to bad management and Ginuwine's reluctance to hire a publicist, he suffered the consequences despite once having a powerhouse producer, Timbaland, at the helm.Few people know, that Ginuwine was scheduled to play the Marques Houston role in the film "You Got Served," but Houston snagged the role away

Rodney King chased on bike and shot in the face!!

First of all, why is a grown ass man on a bike? What happened to his settlement money? Second of all, how is getting shot in the face with a shot gun not life threatening? Either way, its all a hott ass mess. I'll keep you posted!

TAZ

November 29, 2007 -- Rodney King was shot in the face and arm before he biked to his San Bernadino, Calif., home late Wednesday, an area newspaper reported today.King, famous for being the victim of a 1991 beating by L.A. police that sparked race riots, called police from his home at 11:39 p.m. to report the incident, the Press-Enterprise reported.King, who appeared intoxicated when police responded to the call, said he was struck with a shotgun on a street corner before he rode his bike back to his house.King was taken to a local hospital and his condition is unknown, the police reported. His wounds were not believed to be life threatening.

Howard Stern reveals that Kanye West mom had surgury in an office above a FED EX KINKO Hybrid...

I don't know if this is true or not, but Howard Stern doesn't lie like that. If it is true, I am going to say God gives us time and time after time after time many clues and shit like that to let us know that we might not be making the right decision. I really feel bad for mom, but she ignored warning after warning. See, God also gave us free will. There is no way some man in an office above Fed Ex Kinko Hybrid is gonna do any chopping and cutting on me. I would have went to see Dr. 90210 or some shit. He probally didn't even have a fax machine in his office. He just walked right down and used Kinkos...

To add insult to injury, Howard Stern and his entire crew all burst into a fit of laugher at the thought of anyone getting surgury, wait a minute, life threatening surgury, above a Fedex Kinkos.

MESSY

TAZ

Unique Brown is not taking anybody's shit for real. What a mess

Damn Unique, thats how you felt?

Taz

LOS ANGELES — A pregnant woman was killed and two others injured after a brawl broke out involving as many as 30 young women, authorities said.The fight began about 2:30 p.m. Monday in South Los Angeles. Police said one of the women jumped into her car and struck the three victims. The woman killed was eight months pregnant and another victim was in critical condition and expected to lose her leg, authorities said. None of the victims' identities were released.Unique Bishop, 21, fled but turned herself into authorities and was booked for investigation of murder, police said. She is being held on $1 million bail.Police said the cause of the dispute is unclear, but was part of a planned confrontation between two groups of women in their early 20s. Witnesses told police they saw women shout at each other and fighting at a parking lot for a discount store. The fight then moved its way onto the street and into a gas station.Dozens gathered at the gas station and watched as Bishop get into her convertible vehicle and drive it into the group. One of the victims was pinned against another car, police said."It was totally an intentional act to kill the woman. It was the driver's way of settling the dispute. It was a horrific act," said LAPD Deputy Chief Charlie Beck.Police believe the fight involved only women, which was "very unusual," said police Cmdr. Pat Gannon."We have seen women around gangs before, but we haven't seen anything like this event before," he said.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308517,00.html

"GANGSTA"...Baldy Spears runs over police officers feet

Rappers may whine about the police, but pop stars take matters into their own hands. Get it Britney!!

Taz

From MTV

You'd think after running over the feet of two paparazzi that Britney Spears would be a little more careful driving. Yet the Los Angeles Police Department tells MTV News that it's investigating the singer for yet another similar incident — and this time, instead of running over a photographer's foot, Spears allegedly ran over a cop's feet.
Since police are at the initial stages of the investigation, it's too soon to determine whether the singer will be charged with a crime, though that step could come as soon as next week. It's also too soon to say whether she would be charged with a misdemeanor or felony, the Los Angeles City Attorney's office told MTV News.
The injured officer was among those helping the singer navigate her car through the paparazzi at her custody hearing in Los Angeles on Friday. The hearing was held after Spears and her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, requested changes in the orders pertaining to their current custody arrangement. But Los Angeles Superior Court Commission Scott Gordon delayed ruling until Tuesday, when he ruled that singer had not made sufficient progress to warrant major changes to her arrangement with Federline.
Last month, video footage of Spears apparently driving over a paparazzo's foot surfaced on gossip site Hollywood.TV, just hours after the singer's visitation rights with her kids had been suspended. Spears appeared to have run over the foot of the paparazzo — later identified as a TMZ photographer — while attempting to leave a doctor's office in Beverly Hills, California, in her white Mercedes convertible. Her car was surrounded by photographers, including one who went down while standing in the path of the luxury car. TMZ producer Gillian Sheldon later told The Associated Press that the photographer had no plans to file a police report over the incident.

GET IT BABY!! The youngest girl to give birth was 5 years old!! WTF!!!???

Lina Medina (pictured above) was born in Peru in 1933. She gave birth in 1938, at the age of 5 years, 7 months and 21 days and is the youngest confirmed mother in medical history. This world record is closely followed by a similar case in Russia. Lina was brought to the hospital by her parents at the age of 5 because of an increasing abdominal size. She was originally thought to have a tumor but her doctors determined she was in her seventh month of pregnancy. Dr. Gerardo Lozado took her to Lima, the capital of Peru to have specialists confirm that Lina was pregnant. Further examinations revealed a fetal heartbeat and an X-ray confirmed the pregnancy. A month later, Lina gave birth to a baby boy by a caesarian section, necessitated by her small pelvis. Her son weighed 5.9 lbs at birth and was named Gerardo after her doctor. Gerardo was raised believing that Lina was his sister but found out later that she was his mother at the age of ten. He grew up healthy but died in 1979 at the age of 40 of a diseased bone marrow. Her case was reported in ‘La Presse Medicale,’ additional details stated, that her menstruation started at age 3 and her breast development started at age 4. There was never evidence that Lina Medina’s pregnancy occurred in any but the usual way but she never revealed the father of the child or the circumstances of her impregnation. Lina’s father was temporarily jailed on suspicion of incest but he was released for a lack of evidence and authorities were never able to determine who fathered Lina’s child. When Lina was further questioned-by police, she couldn’t give precise responses because of her young age. Doctors stressed the importance of getting adequate care for the little girl. Meanwhile, the story was picked up by ‘The New York Times,’ The Los Angeles Times,’ and ‘United Press International.’ Plans called for Lina, her son, and parents to travel to the United States (Chicago) to be examined by a five-man medical commission but there was no follow-up indicating the Medina family actually made the journey. Lina would marry and have a second son, who is grown and currently resides in Mexico. Lina and her husband currently live in the ‘Little Chicago” district of Lima. Lina refused an interview with ‘Reuters,’ in 2002. Today, Lina Medina is 73 years old and she still will ‘not’ divulge the identity of Gerardo’s father. Additional Information: The highest officially recorded number of children born to one mother is “69,” to the first wife of Feodor Vassilyev (1707-1782) of Shuya, Russia. She gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets. 67 of them survived infancy. The world’s oldest father is 93 years old and hails from the town of Ararat in Western Virginia. Les Colley made history when his son Oswald was born in July 1992. A non-drinker and non-smoker, Colley remained active until his death of pneumonia four months shy of his 100th birthday. The youngest grandmother is Mum-Zi, a member of Chief Akkire’s harem on the island of Calabar, Nigeria. She became a mother at age 8 and her daughter also delivered a child at age 8, making Mum-Zi a grandmother at age 16. The youngest father in history is Sean Steard of Shambrook, England. He became a father at the age of 12. He was given the day off from school to be by the bedside of his teenage girlfriend Emma Webster when she gave birth. Sean vowed to stand by his girlfriend and baby, vowing, “I want to be there for the baby and to be part of it all.” Dale Wright became a father at 14-years old; his son Steven also became a father at 14. Wright became a grandfather at 29 years old. Making him the youngest grandfather in history.

This is why I don't vote!!!

See. This is the shit I'm talkin bout. Black people be tryin to get to places of authority then this shit happens. So Omar Brown, candidate for Mayor of South Carolina by the way, was videotaped shootin at a nigga in a corner store. I don't know why and frankly I don't give a fuck. It's bad enough that T.I. got jammed up, but he a gangsta rapper so you kind of expected it. But a mayoral candidate??? Clappin at dudes?? WOW...Fuck it let's just say the hell with Barack Obama, 50 cent for pres!!!...lol...LMAO!!! Check the video if you think I'm a fibber....and don't question why white folks still hold the majority seats in Senate...

Krizz

http://usatoday.feedroom.com/?fr_story=FRsupt223502&rf=sitemap

Honey is totally against racism...Where was she during the Jena 6 rally??

She better get it. Thats right boo, fight for errrrr...what you believe in...**Cackles**

Call me ignorant...This shit is hilarious...And I love her spunk!!!

Taz

http://www.blnk.com/forums/view/10103686

October 17, 2007. (AP) The horrifying sight which traumatized shoppers and office workers in the centre of Luxembourg City last week has now been labelled as a protest against racism. The Belgian woman of Congolese origin who set herself alight in the middle of Place d’Armes told witnesses that she was doing it to protest against racism, moments before she carried out the desperate act which has left her in hospital fighting for her life.Maggy Delvaux-Mufu, a mother of three in her forties, alerted several national newspapers late on Tuesday morning last week that she would be burning herself alive on place des Martyrs at 12.45 am, before setting out accompanied by her husband to walk through the centre of town to her macabre rendezvous. The police were alerted and officers were deployed to the Rousegärtchen.But the woman changed her plan when she came across a group of journalists gathered to cover an event organised by the ‘Mouvement écologique’ on Place d’Armes, opposite the Cercle municipal. She soaked herself in petrol before confronting the members of the press, announcing that she was about to sacrifice her life to protest against racism. Moments later, she struck a match, turning herself into a human torch in front of hundreds of people.Delvaux-Mufu’s husband and passers-by jumped on the burning body, attempting to stifle the flames with coats and jackets. The scene made several people feel unwell and many witnesses who filled the square at lunchtime were traumatised by the woman’s shrieking screams of unimaginable pain. The flames were already extinguished when police, rescue services and the fire brigade arrived at the scene. One person is reported to have vomited after seeing the woman being transported into an ambulance. The events in Place d’Armes have also started a controversy regarding the authorities’ lack of psychological support for witnesses.Delvaux-Mufu was taken to the Bon Secours hospital in Metz, where she is being treated in a specialised ward for burns and is fighting for her life. Grand Duchess Maria Teresa visited the woman and her family at the hospital last week.RTL television was the first to run a news flash about the incident on its website on Tuesday afternoon last week. 352 reported the bulletin in its news in brief section, shortly before going to print. Events preceding the incident only came to light later on in the week.The 42-year-old Belgian citizen and her husband had been facing financial difficulties. They had recently indebted themselves by buying a Citroën garage in Oberwampach, before realising they were missing the documents that would allow them to set up a business. Delvaux-Mufu wrote a letter to Le Jeudi recounting her story of bureaucratic difficulties and economic despair. “I’m against all forms of violence, but day after day, my family and I have to endure moral violence, discrimination, insults and much more from Mr Juncker’s administration”, she said in the letter published last week.Money problems had driven the woman to desperately plead her case at the Prime minister’s office early on the same day of the incident. Her threat to burn herself alive on Place des Martyrs after being turned away by the authorities caused government officials to contact the police. A city-wide search was organised, but nobody could foresee the woman would change her plans."

Another anti-homosexual republican asshole caught gaying it up with little boys...

Why is it that the republican party are the main ones against gay marriage and homosexuality, but then the main ones gaying it, behind closed doors? And with little runaway boys too. How messy.

TAZ

http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071013/GPG0101/710130528/1207/GPGnewsBy Andy Nelesen anelesen@greenbaypressgazette.com

The chairman of the Republican Party in Brown County faces criminal charges for allegedly fondling a 16-year-old Ethan House runaway and providing the boy with beer and marijuana late last year. Donald Fleischman, 37, of Allouez, was charged last month with two counts of child enticement, two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a child and a single charge of exposing himself to a child. He was summoned to Brown County court for his initial appearance on Sept. 28. He is free having posted a signature bond as his promise to return to court. Fleischman's lawyer, Jeff Jazgar, said he plans to confront the charges at the preliminary hearing set for Oct. 29. He declined to discuss specifics of the allegations. "My client is innocent of the charges," Jazgar said Friday. "Our plan is to get some witnesses to testify and present enough information to dismiss the case. Efforts to reach Fleischman were unsuccessful Friday. Green Bay police went to Fleischman's Goodell Street home Nov. 19, 2006, looking for two runaways from Ethan House, a juvenile facility on nearby Emilie Street, according to the criminal complaint filed Sept. 7. Fleischman opened the door and allowed officers inside where they found a 16-year-old boy hiding on the floor of a walk-in closet wearing only underwear and a T-shirt, the complaint said. Officers found a black, purple and blue-swirled glass pipe in the living room, which tested positive for marijuana residue, the complaint said. Police returned to Fleischman's home on Dec. 8, 2006, and found the boy there again. He had been a runaway from Ethan House for eight days. The teen, now 17, told authorities Fleischman took him to a hotel in Appleton during that time and then to a cabin near Florence for several days before returning to Fleischman's Allouez home. The boy said Fleischman provided him with beer and marijuana, the complaint said.The boy told police that when he would go to bed, Fleischman would fondle him and that on one occasion he awoke to find Fleischman at the foot of his bed masturbating. Detectives obtained the boy's drug tests from the days around the time he spent with Fleischman, and three samples from late November and early December tested positive for marijuana. Fleischman has resigned his post with the Brown County Republicans, said Kirsten Kukowski, communications director for the Republican Party of Wisconsin. Efforts to confirm Fleischman's resignation with local leadership were unsuccessful Friday. If convicted on both felonies and all three misdemeanors, Fleischman faces 52 years in prison.

DUMB ASS RAPPER ALERT! Featuring TI, and Snoop Dogg

I am not going to pretend to know these people's lives or what they are going through but at some point, you need to let the guns go, and upgrade like Beyonce. I am disappointed in TI. He was one of the greats of this generation. Snoop. Well he just wanted some exposure.

TAZ

Posted Oct 13th 2007 9:54PM by TMZ StaffFiled under: Celebrity Justice, MusicThe Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (ATF) arrested rapper T.I. in Atlanta today on multiple weapons charges after they say he had a bodyguard try to buy machine guns and silencers for him. According to the Feds, T.I,, whose real name is Clifford Harris, was busted after they learned one of his bodyguards was allegedly trying to purchase machine guns for the musician. Authorities say the bodyguard admitted to purchasing about nine firearms for T.I. in the past and about 17 firearms for other people in the musician's posse on previous occasions. The bodyguard claims the rapper gave him cash to purchase the guns, because T.I., as a convicted felon, was not able to legally buy firearms. The bodyguard was arrested last week trying to buy several guns. After his arrest, the bodyguard agreed to cooperate with authorities-- that cooperation led to today's arrest.http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/13/feds-t-i-tri...guns-silencers/

Don't be surprised if for some reason you find yourself driving along California's highways and you spot a 6'4" tall, lanky, older-than-35-years-old-looking black man wearing barrettes and whatnot in his 'I got Indian in my family' hair. It's just rapper Snoop Dog fulfilling his court-ordered community service. Snoop was sentenced to 160 hours of trash duty in an Orange County, CA park as part of his punishment for carrying an illegal weapon in an airport last year. The rapper, whose real name is Cordozar Calvin Broadus Jr., will do "everything from raking leaves to painting benches" authorities said Thursday. The park will remain unnamed, so that media and fans will not interfere. No date was given for him to start or complete the service, but he wants to perform it as quickly as possible, his attorney said. "He feels 'whatever it takes' to get this behind him. His goal is to make music, not court appearances," his attorney, Donald Etra, said. His sentence included community service, three years of probation, $1,000 in fines and court costs, and a $10,000 donation to a county charity for troubled children.Snoop, who runs a youth football league, requested that his community service involve working with children, Etra said. However, the court and prosecutors did not want him involved with children, gangs or football. "We don't want to make a role model out of him," said Farrah Emami, a spokeswoman for the county district attorney's office. "The purpose of a sentence is punishment and we don't consider it to be punishment for a person to participate in activities that are already part of their daily routine."Snoop, 35, pleaded guilty last month to one count of felony possession of a dangerous weapon. Police arrested him Sept. 27, 2006, after he tried to carry a collapsible baton in his computer bag through security at John Wayne Airport in Orange County. Authorities considered the baton a dangerous weapon, but the artist claimed it was a prop for a video he was filming in New York. The felony conviction on his record will be reduced to a misdemeanor if the rapper does not break the law for a year. http://realgossip101.blogspot.com/2007/10/snoop-sentenced-to-trash-duty-as.html

Caught you in the act with my camera phone..."Foxy Brown fights man on the streets of Brooklyn"

What a mess. This is the dumbiest bitch in the world, and the most hilarious part is, he gets a club to fight her with. She just got her hearing back...Does she want to get cracked in the skull so she will lose it again? MESSY! LMAO

TAZ

watch here...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7MOq1if5uUc

A New Breakthrough in Parenting!!!

Wow...even the most vile crack whores will look at this bitch in disgust. So story has it that this NY trick, Wendy Cook, did a few lines off of her infant while breast feeding. Now I'm all about multi-tasking but this is a lil bit overboard. It's no secret that hookers do drugs and most have kids, but damn!! Snorting coke off of the baby!! Jesus Christ! What's next?!! A meth lab in the playroom or maybe fun with syringes. I mean was it too hard for her to breastfeed then lean over on the table? I guess she was a busy woman. Well, now she'll have the next 5-10 years to sort some things out.

Krizz

Prostitute Does Coke off Baby’s Stomach
October 4th, 2007 by Skeet Skeet ·

AWESOME!

SCHENECTADY — The daughter of Funny Cide owner Jack Knowlton appeared in Schenectady City Court Tuesday, charged with prostitution and snorting cocaine from the stomach of her newborn son while she breast-fed him.
Wendy Cook, 37, of Saratoga Springs, was arrested with four other women Monday as part of a crackdown on prostitution in the Hamilton Hill, Central State Street and Vale Cemetery areas of Schenectady.

Police said she allegedly performed sex acts with two men in a car while her two children, her five year old daughter and her 8-week-old son, were in the back seat. Police said that her daughter was awake. The infant was sleeping.
Cook was charged with prostitution, child endangerment and reckless endangerment and is being held in the Schenectady County Jail in lieu of $15,000 bail. Judge Vince Versaci strongly rebuked Cook at her arraignment Tuesday in city court, saying that “I have never come across such an atrocity in my life and that’s saying a lot”.

The judge issued an order of protection which forbids her contacting her children who are now staying with relatives.

Cook was arrested shortly after 7 a.m. Monday at Swan and State Streets after she allegedly propositioned an undercover Schenectady cop. Cook’s children were in a car several blocks away.

Court records indicate that Cook had told one of her friends that Cook was considering selling her children in order to get more money for crack cocaine.
Cook was in drug court and a drug treatment program, subject to random drug testing, as the result of a prior charge of resisting arrest in Saratoga County. Her last drug test last week was reportedly clean. Saratoga County district attorney James Murphy said that a warrant will be issued for her arrest in Saratoga County.

Funny Cide won the 2003 Kentucky Derby and Preakness.

MESS OF THE WEEK!!! Hideous woman slaughters boyfriend over porn collection

All I am going to say is, the bitch look like the toxic waste avenger and Swamp thing love child. He should have been shot for dating her. LMAO

TAZ

Porn led to slaying, prosecutors sayBy Jason MeisnerTribune staff reporter1:29 PM CDT, October 3, 2007A Chicago woman who became enraged after discovering her longtime boyfriend's stash of pornography shot and killed him in their South Side home over the weekend, prosecutors said.Jeanette Strowder, 58, is facing a first-degree murder charge in the Sunday shooting of Jesse Martin, 54, her boyfriend of about 15 years, police said.Strowder and Martin lived together in the 5300 block of South Shields Avenue for the last two years, prosecutors said during a Tuesday hearing where Strowder was ordered held on $600,000 bail. On Sunday night, she found CDs inside the home containing images of nude women and lost control, authorities said."The defendant confronted the victim, got a gun and shot him multiple times, including two to the head," said Andy Conklin, a spokesman for the Cook County state's attorney's office.Strowder also went to the garage and smashed the headlights of her boyfriend's motorcycle, smashed out the windows of his car, and scratched the nickname of one of the porn models in the photographs into the side of his car, prosecutors said.Strowder then called the victim's daughter and told her "something had happened to her father," Conklin said. The daughter called police.Officers found Strowder sitting in a chair in the front yard holding a .357-caliber revolver. As they approached, she put the gun to her head, pointed it at police and put it back to her head before dropping it to the ground, prosecutors said. The gun was recovered with six spent cartridges, authorities said.Strowder gave a videotaped confession, according to prosecutors. She has no prior criminal history. Criminal Court Judge Raymond Myles set an Oct. 22 court date for Strowder, Conklin said.

Music industry sues dead grandmother!!!!

What the fuck? Nobody is safe from the RIAA, as the music industry sues countless people for millions and millions that most of them will never earn in their lifetimes. Instead of suing people for ile sharing, what the music industry should do is stop putting out half assed albums, and stop signing singles and nor stars. Back in the 80s and 90s, the industry signed stars. Madonna, Prince, Janet, TLC, Hammer, Tupac and others all had fans. Back in the day, an artist like Pac could die and sell anything to his fans...Hell look at Elvis, but in 2007 when you are signing novelty bullshit like "Laffy Taffy" and "Shoulda Lean" can you really be shocked when people don't but the album? They like the song, but why not just download it? Whoc ares who the artist is?

Taz

RIAA Sues Deceased Grandmother
By Nate Mook, BetaNews
February 4, 2005, 10:50 AM

The recording industry's latest assault on file sharing has netted an unusual suspect: a deceased great-grandmother from West Virginia. In a lawsuit filed in January, the RIAA accused 83-year old Gertrude Walton of sharing over 700 pop, rock and rap songs under the alias "smittenedkitten."
What the RIAA didn't know is that Walton had passed away in December following a long illness. Her daughter, Robin Chianumba, has lived with Walton for the past 17 years and told the Charleston Gazette that her mother refused to even have a computer in the house.
The Recording Industry Association of America admitted that Walton was likely not the smittenedkitten it was after, blaming the mixup on the time it takes gather information on illicit file swappers.
"Our evidence gathering and our subsequent legal actions all were initiated weeks and even months ago," said RIAA spokesman Jonathan Lamy. "We will now, of course, obviously dismiss this case."
But to many, Walton's case underscores fundamental problems with the RIAA's effort to crack down on peer-to-peer piracy. Because online identities are mostly anonymous, industry police utilize IP addresses to track the specific Internet account sharing music. Unfortunately, the process is riddled with inaccuracies and sometimes innocent -- or deceased -- people are fingered as pirates.
"I believe that if music companies are going to set examples they need to do it to appropriate people and not dead people," Chianumba told the Gazette. "I am pretty sure she is not going to leave Greenwood Memorial Park to attend the hearing."
The process doesn't need to be perfect, however. While the RIAA may not have enough hard information to win in court, most named defendants opt to settle for a few thousand dollars and a promise they will cease file sharing activities rather than face recording industry lawyers.
"I don't know if this is a scheme to get money, I just don't know what's going on. I am concerned," said Chianumba.

This might be the messy of the year...Naked welfare mom walking to get her check...

For the first time, in a long time, I have been rendered speechless...

TAZ

Savannah -- A Savannah, Georgia woman was arrested last week for apprently walking in the buff. Authorities from the Savannah Police Department were called out after neighbors in the historic district of town called to report that a woman was walking around without clothes. "I almost hit her as I was backing out of my driveway," said Elizabeth Askew. When I approached her I heard her saying, "Come on Fefe, mommyis coming to rescue you." Authorities say that the single mother of 9told authorities that she was on her way to pickup up her food stamps andwelfare check. Local authorities have detained the woman until hercloses of kin have been notified and DSS have placed her children intemporary foster care.

The WTF award for this week is for Oscar de la Hoya version of bringing sexyback...WHAT THE FUCK? LMAO

I ain't mad at him, and people remember a sexual fetish is just that...It doesn't mean you are gay. If Fishnet catsuits get you hott and bothered...Who am I to judge? LMAO

Doesn't mean I won't laugh though

TAZ

KANYE WHOOPS 50 CENTS ASS...Sells nearly a million

http://hitsdailydouble.com/sales/salescht.cgi

Kanye almost sold a million. He sold exactly 930,251. I would be a bit pissed though. That million selling week would have been hott. Regardless that week is second only to Eminem in hip hop history and Usher in the history of black music.

50 Cent sold an impressive 659,682...Still phenomenal, but thank the lawd for us. he has to retire!! LOL

TAZ

TORE UP ALERT with TAZ JONEZ featuring Amy Winehouse!!!

Uh...Amy, we love your album, and single and all, but...

Maybe, just maybe its time for rehab!! LOL

TAZ

MESSY OF THE WEEK!! Man burns girlfriend's pussy off!!!!!!

WOW. People getting crazier by the moment. Remember when white people was the crazy ones, when Jeffrey Dalmer and them was doing all the messiness that made us go "lawd he crazy"...? Now with that boy chopping up his college girlfriend and throwing her on the grill, and the DC sniper...Black folks is right up there with them in being fucking nutts. Anyways...This guy who burns pussies literally is still on the large so if you see him, I would say call the cops, but in this case, haul ass, that is if you don't want Freddy Kruger genitals!! LOL

TAZ

Suffolk police are looking for the man they say assaulted his girlfriend by setting her on fire. It happened on August 18th. Police say 33-year-old Milton Franklin Mizell, Jr., of Smithfield got into a fight with his girlfriend in the 1200 block of East Washington Street in Suffolk. That's in the downtown area of the city. The fight turned violent. Police say Mizell started choking his girlfriend and refused to let her leave the house. That's when investigators say he applied hair gel to her vagina and set it on fire. The victim was able to put the fire out quickly and was not seriously injured. Mizell has been charged with malicious wounding and domestic assault among other charges. Mizell is described as 5'9", 170 lbs, with brown hair and eyes. He was last seen at a residence in the 100 block of Meadowbrook Lane in Smithfield. Anyone that may know Mizell's whereabouts is asked to contact the Crimeline at 1-888-LOCK-U-UP. © 2004-2007 LSN, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

WOW...What part of sexy is this?!!

Yo, I was tryin not to come on some personal type shit but this crap has got to stop. Women....listen...meat is good. A lot of meat aint, but...for real look at this bitch. Who let her come on the stage like that?!! Guys like two things-ass and titties-ass, ass and titties (shout out to DJ Assault) and maybe your personality... if we get that far. Please believe the physical attraction always wins...and this bony broad just lost the war. Don't strive for this look...THIS IS NOT SEXY. Okay, I'm gonna finish drinking now.

Krizz

Ja Rule takes a fun new stand against the gays, the gays take a fun new stand back!!!

In a week where so many messy things have happened from Britney Spears fuck up on stage to the messy she-male that cried about it on you tube, then got clowned on fox news, I'll focus in on something a little more under the radar...

Ja Rule VERSES the Gay People!! LMAO

This is how it went down...

Apparently, Ja Rule, a rapper whose career was ended under the speculation that he be getting it in the ass on the regular when he used E-pills, decided that enough was enough with gay people being on TV...

Apparently, these "televison fags" effect his kids negatively, though I am sure the half-naked hoes in his videos that he exploits, or the violence on his records is just fine by him.

Not to mention how the whole world knows how he cheated on his kid's mom not once, but for years in a relationship now infamous due to Superhead's video vixen confessional tell all.

But anyway, this is how it all went down...

TAZ LMAO

Posted Sep 14th 2007 1:46PM by TMZ StaffFiled under:

Train Wrecks, Music

Rapper Ja Rule recently made the following asinine statement in Complex Magazine about what he thinks is really causing the downfall of society, "...lets talk about all these f***ing shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can't watch this s**t. Dating shows that's showing two guys or two girls in mid afternoon. Let's talk about s**t like that! If that's not f***ing up America, I don't know what is." Um, how 'bout gun violence, poverty and a broken health care system?!

Get GLAAD's statement, after the jump. In response to Ja's homophobic remarks, GLAAD issued the following statement: "No fair-minded person can look at JaRule's interview with Complex Magazine and believe for one second that his children could be more harmed by what they might see on television than by the vulgarity and prejudice that comes out of their father's mouth. Now that media have seen JaRule's intolerance unmasked by his own words, they have a responsibility not to provide in the future a platform for his ugly, vulgar displays of prejudice." Word!http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/14/glaad-to-ja-...ntinuedcontents

As the messy continues LMAO

Sounds like a case of damage control to me. Rapper has new album coming out. Career ended previously due to belief that he takes it in the ass. Rapper disses gays publically believing we the people will think, "if he disses them, we won't think he is one of them, and we'll buy his album"...

Nice try. Didn't work! LMAO

Shady 50 Cent burns Ciara...!!!

50 Cent is soooo fucking phony. I don't see why these girls don't learn their lessons. First Vivica, than Olivia, and now Ciara. He will use anyone to get what he wants, and is all controversy, but in a vile and evil way. Eminem will make a joke out of you in a song, Madonna will talk about you in the press, 50 Cent will pretend to be your friend, make high profile appearances with you, put his dick in you, get his nutt, tell the world, or in Ciara's case, make you look like his ho!!

WOW...

I may actually buy his album now. LOL

Evil negroes are in this year!!!

PS. 50 cent is the fattest muscle man ever. Love handles all over the place. lay off the bread and increase your cardio my brother...

From Media Takeout...

September 07, 2007. MediaTakeOut.com was the first source in the world to show you the explicit photos on the inside cover of 50's new album Curtis. And it looks like 50 may have gotten into hot water with Ciara over it.That's because according to a member of Ciara's camp, only one of the 4 photos we showed you yesterday was Ciara. And the other 3, Ciara's people claim, are of a look-alike model.The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, "What 50 did was beyond low class. We tried to help him stir up some publicity by shooting some provocative shots and that [EXPLETIVE] turned it into something disgusting." The insider continued, "I promise you that Ciara would never take photos like that with him ... It looks like [50 Cent] hired some stripper and make her up to look like Ciara."And according to the insider, Ciara's furious over 50's latest publicity stunt. Ciara's pal explained, "Whatever relationship that they had before is officially over now ... Ciara called him up and let her know exactly how disgusted she was with him - and she didn't hold back her tongue either."Both artists attended last night's Fashion Rocks concert. And as far as we could tell, they never spoke a word to each other.

Developing....

MESSY OF THE WEEK...Myspace for prisoners, murderers and convicts!!!!

His name is Maurice, and he has been in jail for 40 years for killing his mother, sister and brother, and eating their collective spleens, but apparently he wants to be your friend on "Prisonspace.com"...A Place for fellons!! check it out!!!

http://www.prisonerlife.com/page_personals.cfm?MemberID=11018

RRR ARF!! ARF!! What the deal! Have we learned nothing from Michael Vick!!

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!! Oh DMX. The drugs, the guns and the dogs. Well this time it's the dogs. 12 pit bulls were seized from DMX's home along with his arsenal of weaponry. The dogs were apparently "distressed". If I was a pit and my owner barked at me I would be "distressed" too. Keep you head up brotha, things could always be worse...you could be Michael Vick.

Krizz

Dogs Rescued from DMX's House
Posted Aug 24th 2007 4:04PM by TMZ Staff

KPNX television in Phoenix is reporting that the Maricopa County, Ariz. Sherrif's Department raided rapper DMX's home this morning in Cave Creek and removed 12 distressed pit bulls. DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, was not home at the time. News 12 is reporting a large cache of weapons was found in the home as well.DMX has a long rap sheet (pun intended). He was arrested in 1999 for allegedly stabbing and shooting his mother. He was later cleared of those charges. In 2002, he pleaded guilty to animal cruelty charges.

Can this guy be serious?!!!!

OK. Where do I begin? So I can understand that the Canadians can be assholes sometimes, but then what country don't have assholes? And I understand that rappers are the victim of profiling at times but on the flipside ni**as do say that they will shoot you in the face so it's kind of tit for tat. This guy on the left is a producer for Murdercap records, an up and coming label in Detroit. He's got a 9o0 million dollar lawsuit against the Canadian government alleging enough with the racial profiling across Canadian borders. Still, I dont have a problem with that. However what I do have a problem with is one of his choices for representaion...ni**a chose Oprah. Oprah? Oprah Winfrey negro woman from the south?!! (shout out to Howard Stern on that hilarious sound byte). Not too long ago I believe that she spoke out against hip-hop and what it was representing in it's lyrics and videos. Which is her right as a billionaire and an American citizen, though I may not agree with everything she says. Why would you even think that she would want to testify on YOUR behalf?!!! The name of your label is Murdercap Records. M-U-R-D-E-R-C-A-P. The word murder kind of insinuates that you and your label mates will murder somebody. Your pic has you with your hands out like your holding guns ready to cap a muthafucka!! Call me crazy but I don't think that Oprah is going to get on the stand and say "You know I totally stand behind Murdercap records and what they are trying to do." She told Kanye West that she didn't even like some of the things that he said and Kanye aint even a gangsta rapper! I applaud your efforts...but get a clue homeboy, and while your busy searching for that clue enjoy your 15 minutes...


Krizz

Oprah, Paris Hilton subpoenaed in lawsuit over Canadian border crossing
Paul Egan / The Detroit News

A Detroit record producer has subpoenaed Paris Hilton, Oprah, Mick Jagger and more than three dozen other celebrities to appear in Detroit on Sept. 22 to testify in his $900 million federal lawsuit alleging racial discrimination by Canadian border officials.
But a law professor at the University of Detroit Mercy School of Law said it is unlikely the 41 entertainment figures will have to appear at Cobo Center to give depositions in Jerome Almon's lawsuit.
"
Without being well-versed on the facts of the case, I think that autograph-seekers should not start lining up for the event," Professor Lawrence A. Dubin said today.
Almon, 42, who heads the rap label Murdercap Records, filed a lawsuit in January in U.S. District Court in Detroit alleging he and other black rappers are unfairly harassed and detained by officials at the Canadian border.

Canadian officials have denied they discriminate on the basis of race.
Almon said today he is subpoenaing black celebrities such as Oprah, Spike Lee and Snoop Dogg because he wants them to testify about their own problems experienced at the Canadian border.
And he wants white celebrities such as Martha Stewart and Paris Hilton, who have both done jail time, to testify about how comparatively easy it is for them to cross into Canada, often receiving "red carpet" treatment, he said.

"I'm dead serious," said Almon, who alleges he has been repeatedly detained and harassed by Canadian officials since 1992 and had his entry to Canada banned indefinitely in 2003, despite providing officials with documents showing he has no criminal record.
Hilton plans to visit Toronto Sept. 5 to shoot a film, despite being recently released from jail on repeat driving offenses, he said.

Almon said he had to rent a room at Cobo Center for the depositions.

Dubin said a plaintiff in a civil lawsuit can subpoena anyone, but in certain cases those who receive subpoenas can seek court orders overturning them.

"A judge has the responsibility to see that a litigant does not abuse the discovery process," Dubin said.

HATER ALERT: featuring Michael Vick's dad!!

Michael Vick's father ain't worth shit with his tattle tailing hateful ass. I knew money was involved...Thats why when I win the lottery, and gte my coins. I ain't tell none of you motherfuckers!! LMAO Money don't change you, it changes everybody around you!!

TAZ

August 24, 2007
ATLANTA (AP) -- Michael Vick's father said he asked his son to give up dogfighting, or to at least put property used in the venture in the names of others to avoid being implicated, according to a report in The Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
Also Thursday night, a report on ESPN.com cited an unidentified ESPN source saying Vick will not admit to killing dogs or gambling on dogfights when he enters a guilty plea in a Richmond, Va., federal court Monday.
ESPN reported that Vick's defense team met with federal attorneys Thursday afternoon to determine the "summary of facts" to which Vick will plead. But ESPN's source said Vick maintains he never killed dogs and never gambled on a dog fight. The source told ESPN the Atlanta Falcons quarterback will plead guilty to the charge of interstate commerce for the purpose of dogfighting.
On Monday, Vick agreed to plead guilty Monday in the federal dogfighting case in Richmond. He faces up to five years in prison and the possible end of his football career. Three co-defendants already pleaded guilty and were expected to testify against Vick if the case went to trial. In addition, a Virginia prosecutor is considering bringing state charges against Vick.
In The Journal-Constitution report posted on the newspaper's Web site Thursday night, Michael Boddie, who is estranged from Vick and the quarterback's mother, also said some time around 2001 his son staged dogfights in the garage of the family home in Newport News, Va.
Boddie told the newspaper Vick kept fighting dogs in the family's backyard, including dogs that were "bit up, chewed up, exhausted." Boddie claimed to have nursed the dogs back to health.
The indictment against Vick does not mention the parents' former home in Newport News.
In the report, Boddie dismissed the idea that Vick's longtime friends were the main instigators of the dogfighting operation.
"I wish people would stop sugarcoating it," Boddie told The Journal-Constitution. "This is Mike's thing. And he knows it ... likes it, and he has the capital to have a set up like that."
The report said Boddie and the Atlanta Falcons quarterback have had a volatile relationship for years and that his son has refused to speak with him directly for the last 2 1/2 half months.
Boddie, 45, lives in an apartment his son has paid the rent on for the last three years. Vick, who has a $130 million contract with the Falcons, also gives him a couple of hundred dollars every week or two, the father told the newspaper.
In the report, Boddie also said he asked Vick for $1 million, spread out over 12 years, Vick declined, the father said. Recently, Boddie asked Vick, through an assistant, for $700,000 to live on.

Nicole Ritchie released from jail after 82 hours. The bitch had 4 days...

Thats some bullshit. Its not like it was even her first conviction. She is a serial drunk driver. If that was anybody else, they'd be sitting in jail for at least 30 days. The ladies of MADD should jump all on this shit. Fuck a law. She ain't even on the A list. If a B lister like this can beat the law, an A lister like Brad Pitt could probally kill somebody, tape it, show it on you tube, and still walk away!!

TAZ

Aug 24, 6:19 AM (ET)By DAISY NGUYEN

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Nicole Richie was released from jail Thursday after serving 82 minutes of a four-day sentence for driving under the influence of drugs.
The reality show star, who checked into a women's jail at 3:15 p.m., was released at 4:37 p.m. "based on her sentence and federal guidelines," Los Angeles County Sheriff's Deputy Maribel Rizo said without elaborating.
Under a federal court mandate to manage jail overcrowding, arrestees sentenced to 30 days or less for a nonviolent offense are usually released within 12 hours, the sheriff's department said in a statement.
Under the guidelines, Richie was "treated in the same manner as other inmates with a similar sentence," the statement said.

(AP) Nicole Richie departs the courthouse in Glendale, Calif., Friday, July 27, 2007. Richie was...Full ImageRichie, 25, was originally sentenced to 96 hours in jail, but that was reduced to 90 hours because of time served when she was arrested.
Richie arrived at jail with her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley and her boyfriend, Good Charlotte singer Joel Madden. Her time at the Century Regional Detention Facility was spent getting booked, including taking a mugshot and submitting her fingerprints, Holley said.
She didn't reach her jail cell.
"She was really treated like any other inmate," Holley said. "I think every inmate in her position, with that type of charge, would have been treated as she was."
Just hours before Richie did her time, Lindsay Lohan was charged with seven misdemeanor drunken-driving and cocaine charges for two arrests in the last four months. Attorney Blair Berk arranged a plea bargain and Lohan was sentenced to one day in jail, 10 days of community service and must complete a drug treatment program. She was also fined and placed on 36 months probation.
Richie served her 82 minutes at the county jail in suburban Lynwood, the same place her "The Simple Life" co-star Paris Hilton was housed for nearly three weeks after she was convicted of driving on a suspended license while on probation for an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
Richie was arrested on Dec. 11, 2006, after witnesses reported seeing her black Mercedes-Benz sport utility vehicle headed the wrong way on a freeway in Burbank. The California Highway Patrol said they found her parked in the car pool lane.
Richie pleaded guilty in July to a misdemeanor DUI charge in a deal with prosecutors that helped her avoid a potential year in jail because it was a second driving-under-the-influence conviction.
Her first conviction was in 2003 for driving under the influence of alcohol.
Richie, the daughter of Lionel Richie, told authorities after being arrested in December that she had smoked marijuana and taken the prescription painkiller Vicodin, a CHP officer said at the time. No drugs were found on her or in her car.

Apparently Domestic Violence is having the best week ever. Amy Winehouse and Husband have a bloody divalicious catfight!!

Damn, looks like Amy might have won this one too. She weights like 80 pounds. The husband must be the biggiest pussy in the whole damn London!! But regardless, he looks like he got a couple of sweet slugs in on her too consider her whole head is swollen and she looks like she lost some teeth...Wait a minute, she never had teeth to begin with as this old picture reveals...LMAO...False call... and what makes it even more fun is she has a MTV awards performance coming up...

Hopefully she heals.

TAZ

://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=477347&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5

The fight in the early hours of yesterday left 23-year-old Miss Winehouse with blood staining her pink ballet shoes and the knees of her jeans. Purple bruises could be seen on the side of her neck and her knuckles were swollen.But her 24-year-old husband appeared to have come off a lot worse - with cuts and scratches on both cheeks and around his neck. Before the big fight, the singer had made a solo trip out of the hotel at 11pm, walking a few yards down the road to meet and hug a girl in her 20s before returning alone.An eyewitness said it appeared the girl handed over some kind of small package to Miss Winehouse as they hugged

"AS THE MESSY TURNS" Preacher beats the all shit out of gospel singer wife!!

Hold up Buddy Jesus..

Why you got your respresentives out here kicking their wives asses, and they got the nerve to be trying to preach to people? On top of that, if even families in the cloak are going to be acting so messy, than let the gays get married. It can't be no worst then what the straights is doing...LOL LMAO

TAZ

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2007/08/23/pf-4441007.html

Televangelist Juanita Bynum beaten by husband in parking lot: Atlanta police
ATLANTA (AP) - Juanita Bynum, a televangelist who has won a national following with sermons about women's empowerment, was badly bruised in a fight with her estranged husband as they met in an attempt to reconcile, police said.
No charges were filed in connection with the confrontation between Bynum and preacher Thomas Weeks, founder of Global Destiny churches, police said Thursday.
The fight happened early Wednesday in the parking lot of the Renaissance Concourse Hotel near Atlanta's airport, Officer Ronald Campbell said, adding that a hotel bellman pulled Weeks off Bynum.
"She was bruised up and battered," Campbell told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. "She had purple bruising around her neck and upper torso."
Weeks did not return a phone message or an e-mail request for comment Thursday by The Associated Press. A call to Global Destiny was answered only by a recorded message with information about the ministry.
Campbell told The Associated Press on Thursday he was unsure if investigators had spoken with Weeks.
Asked about the fight, a woman who answered the phone at Juanita Bynum Ministries in Waycross said: "We're not at liberty to discuss it at this time."
Bynum is a former flight attendant and homemaker who became a Pentecostal evangelist. She got a break when Bishop T. D. Jakes invited her to speak at one of his conferences several years ago.
Her ministry blossomed after her "No More Sheets" sermon about breaking free of sexual promiscuity at a singles event.
She writes books, records inspirational CDs and preaches to millions through televised sermons.
She married Weeks in 2002 in a televised wedding.