Taz Jonez presents, Gym Rules: The sexy and the unsexy...

Okay, I shouldn't have to do this but because of a certain experience I witnessed this morning at the gym, its apparent I have to.

It appears some grown folks have no clue what is and isn't sexy in gym culture, so as the saint I am, I will make it clear.

WHATS SEXY:

Shower shoes. You don't know what people got going on with their feet. Bunions? Fungus? Aw hell naw, if you don't want to be using "fast acting tinactin", have shower shoes, flip flops, something.

WHATS SEXY:

Coming to the gym to workout, relieve stress, meet people, spend time with friends, family, etc.

WHATS NOT SEXY:

You being a grown ass man and coming to the gym to stand around outside the yoga classes and watch the ladies do their bends and poses, or the aerobics classes to watch the ladies with their asses and titties giggling while getting an erection in your tight 1980s gym shorts. Get a life you perv. Thats why they sell porn. And the ladies are no better, particularly the fat ugly ones, standing around watching the men flex and sweat when they lift weights. How about you get on the treadmill instead miss, and maybe they would want you.

WHATS SEXY:

Going to the shower area/locker room, washing your stanking asses, maybe steaming a little cause its great for the skin, and then taking your black ass home.

WHATS NOT SEXY:

Shower trolls!!!! You know, gay guys and gals that come to the gym, never look at a weight or nothing, and go straight up to the locker room/shower area and begin spying on people. They want to look at your balls or titties, follow you around the locker room from the shower to the steam room to your personal locker. These folks are usually there from sun up to sun down lurking, scheming and watching. You know who I am talking about, and if you fit this discription, kill yourself. Some get a little more bold and wink a little. Get a life you fuckers, and the older they get, the worst they get. They figure, "He can't hit me cause I am so old, brittle and ancient, so I can look all I want...Hell, I might even give him a compliment. You have great buns..." Oh hell no, beat that old bitch's ass. Thats violation of your rights!!

TAZ