Saturday, October 9, 2010

And now its time for: A Nuklehid'z thoughts on Freeloading


Freeloading is about who you are, not what you do.

Freeloading is not genetic but aquired through years of training and hours of practice.

Like Biology or chemistry, freeloading is a science that requires methods, theories and experimentation.

I once saw a man in a $700.00 suit with expensive rings and jewelries on freeload a quarter from a homeless man.

It was beautiful.


Sincerely,


Taz Jones

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

And now for an episode of "Whats Weird" featuring...Michael Jackson


I know its wrong to beat a dead horse....errrr...pop star....but do you know that crazy man used to hire Michael Jackson impersonators to perform at his birthday parties? I guess when you are the greatest performer that ever lived even you want a front row seat at your own damn concert.


Either way, that shit is weird!
TAZ

Friday, September 24, 2010

So let me get this straight...you DON'T like gay people?

Eddie Long...Eddie Long...Eddie Long. Wow. Damn dude. Like everything you say right now really don't mean shit cause a picture is worth 1,000 words. Or in this case, a picture means your an undercover guy lover. I'd like to hear the excuse for this one. "Well I was sending a picture message to God to show him how well I was taking care of my self. My body is my temple." C'mon man. It's a wrap for ya. Take it all in stride tho...Jesus got your back....but probably no the way you want him to...oooh...burned.


Krizz

McCain's Old Ass Responds to Lady Gaga or Rather Doesn't!!!


I hate that old ass lying bitch.

I should hit his old ass in the head!

He should be fossilized with the rest of the damn dinosaurs!

One thing I have to say about these lying ass fucktard republicans is they are really opening up young America's eyes to the bullshit of politics and, in a way, forcing us to become involved.

I am actually considering going to Washington October 2nd, 2010 for the 'March for Jobs".

Until later mothasuckas...:)

TAZ


And, what about the Lady Gaga vote? Senator McCain brought up the pop star and her opposition to ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ which was scheduled for a vote the day after McCain’s visit to our bureau, saying “I didn’t Twitter back. I only twitter with Snooki as you know. I did say, I said, look, I welcome her in the debate, I’ll welcome all of her young fans into the debate. Let’s have everybody in the the debate…it’s good to have lots of people involved.”
The summit upshot: if polls are correct and Republicans win more seats in the Senate and retake the House, all of Washington may be singing a different tune come November 3rd.


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

You rock Lady Gaga!!!!


My sexy ass is going to have to take the time to agree with Gag(Lady Gaga) on this 'don't ask, don't tell' issue and actually take it one step further.


Get real people, gays are everywhere. They are in the military, in law enforcement, in sports, on TV and everywhere else. If you don't like working with gays, and are in the military, then get the fuck out. In fact, kill yourself because there is no career you can get where there won't be gays, and be sure to take McCain with you. He is about as useless as a bag of rocks.


They might not 'tell', but does that really matter if they are there regardless looking at your raw ass in the shower considering that's what half of you dumb bitches believe? Frankly, I believe you bitches should get over yourselves. The most homophobic folks tend to be the ugly ass fuckers that the gays would never want in the first place.


People seriously, find something to do with yourselves other than stressing over other grown folks bedroom behavior.


Lady Gaga you rock for being the true representative for the people. I hope you stage some kind of protest or something in DC with your 'little monsters' cause I will sure be there fighting for justice. Bottom line is people, if you let these repubz start pulling off these injustices, they will continue and continue until eventually one of these injustices will effect you.


Lets put those sorry bitches in their place now.


Its not about gay, straight, black, or white; it is about freedom and if we don't stop these antics now they will just get worst.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The resemblance is striking!!!

I mean you have to admit it. This thing does look like James Cagney. Okay maybe not but he was first thing to come to my mind when I saw this thing. He was an actor by the way. Back before good movies were made. It's like the ghost of James Cagney decided to have fun with beastiality. So apparently there is either a shortage of hot women in Turkey or the sheep there are really, really sexy. Some dude banged a sheep. But what's worse is that he didn't use a condom. Or maybe he did but the sheep was a trifling whore and poked holes in it. I don't know. Personally I think this little bugger is rather cute. He looks like he might have even talked like Cagney "Maah See!! I need some nipple juice mommy see!! Maah!!" or something like that. I said "might have even talked like"because the locals took it upon themselves to murder this thing. Quickly. Something about it being a hellspawn. Question. Why not murder the sociopath who banged the sheep?! I'm just sayin'...

-Krizz

http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

James Cameron is my new hero



It's hard for me to admit when I'm wrong because it's a rare occasion. Like Haley's Comet or Lindsay Lohan sober. I was the first to say that James Cameron was going to have a large debt to pay back after his 500 million dollar price tag on Avatar. Boy was I wrong. Am I stupid or something? Re-tard me thought "hey you know people are broke as hell and wont take a chance on some new sci-fi movie." Avatar has been out for three weeks and has already cleard a billion worldwide. A billion. Worldwide. James Cameron is a freakin cash magnet and I want to be his new best friend. This man could make a movie about the history of the paper clip and it would make a billion dollars. Maybe if I offer to kiil his enemies or wash his feet he'll break me off some ends.

Krizz