It just gets worse and worse for poor Jessica...

...Damn... so first it was the "she's and fat and wore the mom jeans" thing right? Then the whole "Tony Romo called her up and dumped her over the phone on his birthday" thing right? Okay okay so now check this one out...her dog...was kidnapped...by a coyote. Right in front of her face. Just ran by and snatched up the dog and ran away into the night. Isn't that fucking hilarious?!!! No wait wait wait...it gets better. They issued a picture...and reward...if anyone can find the dog! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! They say that the dog was kidnapped like real people did this and not a wild hungry beast. So okay, so I guess the coyote is supposed to see this, right, and instead of devouring the dog have an attck of conscious and bring it back? Or maybe call up Jessica Simpson on his Iphone and negotiate a deal? Or is she expecting some poor idiot to see a coyote just randomly walking down the street with a little dog in it's mouth and fight the coyote for the dog? News flash honey...that little motherfucker is dead. Maybe you shouldn't live in a place where coyotes run free all day and night. I mean Baltimore aint no great place to be...but at least we don't have coyotes. Just big ass rats.

-Krizz

see the full story here:

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jessica-simpson-distraught-after-dog-taken-by-coyote/27798

Douchebag of the Week: Kanye West

Yeah, yeah, surprise, suprise...I mean we all knew this was coming. Kanye usually takes whatever opportunity he can to be a fuckin jerk but it's normally on his own time. In an effort not be outdone by the insanity of Lady Gaga and her WTF outfits, Kanye stormed the stage at last nights VMA's and snatched the mic from an unsuspecting Taylor Swift. He then proceeded to kiss Beyonce's ass by declaring her video "the best of the decade". I mean "Single Ladies" was an international phenomenon and probably should have won but that's some shit you tweet about. Let that girl have her moment. Taylor obviously wasn't used to arrogant nigga behavior as her face showed it. She was shocked as all hell or as me and Taz call it, she had "the dick look". Had that have been some ghetto bitch like Fantasia or Keysha Cole, Kanye might have had a fist fight on his hands. Them chicks wouldn't even had said shit...they just would've cut his ass. I know they carry blades. Anyway, I'm glad the MTV security promptly escorted his black ass up and out and that Beyonce gave Taylor a chance to finish her speech, but in the end Kanye got exactly what he wanted. So congrats to you Mr. West, you are the douchebag of the week. I hope your bald head girlfriend cussed you out last night.

-Krizz

Hey everybody!!!! GREAT NEWS!!!

After a long hiatus I am making my triumphant return to the world of blogging with spectacular news. Medical research shows that staring at boobies for 10 minutes is as healthy as a 30 minute gym workout. Hell....Yeah...Now I can finally give my girl a valid reason for gauking at tits. I'll be like "...but baby, I'm thinkin about my health here. Isn't that important to you? lol...

-Krizz

MESS of the WEEK!! Keisha Cole's crack head family!!

No hood rat gathering is complete without at least one Tranny!

Bitch, next time don't wear your shoes that tight!

At least the bitch shaved!


Okay...Maybe two trannies I guess, and the chick on the left looks kinda manly too.

Keisha Cole's sister looks like something you'd find in the frozen food section at The Super Walmart in the silver dress!

Not to sound like a Judgemental Jared, not to be confused with fat Jared from the Subway commercials, but everytime I see keisha Cole's ghetto ass family, I feel better about my reckless alcoholism and trendy drug use!!!

Shame on you BET for giving these hood rats hoochie mamas their own reality show.

With Whitney's train wreck comeback performance, and these chicks reality show premier party, I guess mutant crack heads are having the best week ever!

TAZ

PS. I guess "Flava of Love" will officially be out done in messiness and coonery after all!

A sad day...Crack Overcomes the R&B Diva!!

This is what that bitch Sandra Rose is reporting or her retarded little blog.

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The rumors that Whitney’s pipes are shot were confirmed today when Whitney performed live in front of 5,000 ‘GMA’ invitees in New York’s Central Park.Whitney, whom music critics once said was endowed with the voice of an Angel, taped segments of her concert today around 11 a.m. for Good Morning America which airs tomorrow on ABC. ‘GMA’ gave away free tickets on its website and hard core Whitney fans came from as far away as Australia and stood in line since 10 p.m. Monday night to see Whitney perform.But murmurs soon swept through the crowd once whitney began to sing. “I’m a little disappointed,” said Joao Andrade, 28. “I think she was brave to come out with no voice. She couldn’t sing. She was really damaged.”Whitney blamed talk show maven Oprah for her less than stellar performance. “I’m so sorry. I did ‘Oprah.’ I’ve been talking for so long. … I talked so much, my voice,” she said, trailing off.“I shouldn’t be talking. I should be singing,” she said before breaking into her final, crowd-pleasing number, “I’m Every Woman.”Most in the crowd were deliriously happy just to be in Whitney’s presence. Some fans held up home made signs professing their love for the Diva.Fans were moved to tears when Whitney apologized to them before closing out her brief 3-song set.“It brought tears to my eyes,” said Raleigh Hatcher, 38, of Jersey City. “She’s been through so much in her life. She’s been working very hard, and it’s a lot to do. And she’s been doing it well.”

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Not to be a negative Nancy, but all I am saying is R.I.P Nippy. Your voice has truly been destroyed.

Sadly, all you have left is "Being Bobby Brown" season 2.

You will be missed.

TAZ