Press reports a monster has washed on shore in Montauk...

That ain't no damn monster. Thats Shameeka Jenkins from up the street on Baker Street and Rosedale. Thats in Baltimore for my international and out of state readers.

Anyways, from what I heard Shameeka had this drug dealer boyfriend, and she had been hitting his supply off to support her weed habit. Supposedly, something was wrong with her cateracks.

Last Tuesday, I saw them down by the Norma Jeans strip club fist fighting, and she told everybody after she got out of Central bookings she was getting out of town.

I guess he found her.

Anyways, R.I.P.

She leaves behind her a legacy of several ugly ass kids.

TAZ

http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

CRACK ATTACK: Whitney and Ray J at it again...

People be mad but Bobby went and hooked up with a porn star when started dating SuperHead, so why shouldn't Whitney hook up with a porn star herself?

And please don't play the "he is too young card". Cougars are whats in these days. And what about them "Whitney is cleaned up" rumors? Do you believe them based on her face in these pictures?

Feel free to vote here.

TAZ

Mess of the Week..."Madonna and Child"...

I don't know if its possible as a christian to call the "Madonna and Child" ugly, but in the case of the pop star and her daughter, they are a hot ass ugly mess. Somebody run quickly and get Madonna a cheesecake Diddy style. Close all the gyms and yoga studios around her cause she is over doing it, and open more salons to help her daughter handle her mustach and unibrow situation.

...And what is with Madonna's cheeks and sassy arm veins?

I understand getting caught cheating on your husband with baseball players the same week your brother releases a tell all book is tough, but still you get an "Oh Hell No" for looking so messy.

Oh hell no.

Lady get it together. People paid too much money for your tour tickets to have you having a damn break down right now.

TAZ

Douchebag of the week: Officer Rick Ross

You know, as a true fan of hip-hop as well as an artist I must say that...niggaz is dumb. So unless you've been doing meaningful things with your life, you've heard about the Trick Daddy, Rick Ross "beef". So Rick Ross has made a rap career out of what most rap careers today are made off of. Bravado songs about the fast life, bitches, major drug trafficking, expensive everything, cigars, Foreign cars, money, more bitches, etc. So he sucessfully took Miami by storm then had a string of radio hits. Hats off to the brother for that...however the evil Trick Daddy had something for that ass. He made the claim that Ricky Ross was not this coke peddling thug who ruled the streets of Miami but, was in fact, a correctional officer. lol. In a genre where your street cred is impairitive "Boss" Ross said that everything that was said was false because he was"real" and Trick Daddy was mad because he came and took the streets from him. Then this above picture surfaced...looks like Rick Ross to me. It actually looks like Rick Ross in a correctional officers outfit. LMAO. So big dummy says that the pic was photoshopped to look like him. No nigga. Uh uh. That's you. I can't wait to see what surfaces from this dumb shit. Rick Ross you got caught in your thuggin lies and have been awarded the prestigeous honor of douchebag of the week. Congrats.


Krizz

K-Swift Update: This the pool where she passed at...

This is so strange. Everything about it was strange. Somebody who was there said she wasn't even that drunk as the police would have you believe, and this isn't a pool you would dive in. Its a wade in the water chumpy, just like the gospel song. Anyways, if there was a chance foul play was involved, I hope they figure it out.

Today I heard she hit her head on the diving board, but there is no diving board.

Regardless K-Swfit, rest in peace. Much love out to the family and Baltimore because she truely impacted us all.

TAZ

Refelctions on the Baltimore Club Queen

I got the tragic news on my way back from North Carolina yesterday. The text message read "K-Swift died". As I got closer to home, that home being Baltimore, MD, I cut on the local stations and they were playing B'more club music non-stop. I began reflecting on how myself and so many others basically grew up with K-Swift. Not that we hung out or were close friends or anything but between age and music. K-Swift basically took a dying artform, that artform being Baltimore club music, and breathed new life into it for a new generation. The music she made and loved crossed all over the country and overseas as well. She even was planning a European tour to further expand the raw energy that B'more club music brings. You could tell by listening to her on the radio or seeing her DJ any event that she loved what she did for a living. And really that's what life is all about. Loving what you do. And that she did. I was pleased to know that my job did the above graphic that was displayed at her vigil last night. Made me feel good to know that in some way I involved in giving people something to remember her by. I guess in closing we all tend to forget that tomorrow isn't promised and death is the ONLY promise. Living everyday to the fullest is what we all should strive to do...that's what K-Swift did. Rest in Peace Club Queen.

Krizz

DJ Kswift- 1978-2008

Rest in peace K-Swift. You will definately be missed. I first met her when I booked her for a show at the University of Maryland Eastern Shore. She was cool beans for real. We had a great time. The last time we spoke was at the Beyonce show. We were both born on October 19th so we had that in common.

She was a movement all to herself.

A definate inspiration.

Rest in Peace.

TAZ

Skanky Mr. Boston is the new mess of the week!!

Mr. Boston is a big ole' chump. We all know this. We've all known this since Chance knocked his ass out on "I love New York". This week however, Mr. Boston increases his chump status by getting excited over beating Nibblez in a bed top brawl based on the episode where Sapharii whooped Houston's ass on "Flavor of Love 2".

Who gets excited over smacking a woman across the head with a stick and hurling her into the air and ultimately into the ocean.

Mr. Boston you are a loser.

LMAO

He also has the reality show comment of the day.

He said, "Jews stick together, especially when money is involved", when he was trying to kiss White boy's ass.

What a tool.

The Crazy Effects of gas prices continues as a Crazy gay man to sue over Bible verses!! LMAO

This is why they get all their rights taken away. They don't know how to act. If ya'll act right then maybe ya'll can get married. Nah, I'm joking, I say get your millions how you get them. Hell, as high as gas is getting, I might sue too because the Bible says its a sin to eat shellfish, and as a crab eater, I feel violated.

This is yet another result of what happens when you raise the gas prices through the roof!!!

TAZ

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http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2008-07-09-gay-bible_N.htm

CASCADE TOWNSHIP, Mich. — A gay man is suing two heavyweight Christian publishers, claiming their versions of the Bible that refer to homosexuality as a sin violate his constitutional rights and have caused him emotional pain and mental instability.
Bradley LaShawn Fowler of Canton, Mich., is seeking $60 million from Zondervan, based in Cascade Township, and $10 million from Nashville-based Thomas Nelson Publishing.
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Fowler filed the suit in federal court against Zondervan on July 7, the same day U.S. District Judge Julian Abele Cook Jr. refused to appoint an attorney to represent him in his case against Thomas Nelson.
Fowler filed a suit against Thomas Nelson in June. He is representing himself in both claims.
"The Court has some very genuine concerns about the nature and efficacy of these claims," the judge wrote.
Fowler, 39, alleges Zondervan's Bibles referring to homosexuality as a sin have made him an outcast from his family and contributed to physical discomfort and periods of "demoralization, chaos and bewilderment."
The intent of the publisher was to design a religious, sacred document to reflect an individual opinion or a group's conclusion to cause "me or anyone who is a homosexual to endure verbal abuse, discrimination, episodes of hate, and physical violence ... including murder," Fowler wrote.
Fowler's suit claims Zondervan's text revisions from a 1980s version of the Bible included, and then deleted, a reference to homosexuality in 1 Corinthians without informing the public of the changes.
The other suit, against Thomas Nelson and its New King James Bible, mirrors the allegations made against Zondervan.

can somebody please shit on John McCain for once?...

I feel bad for Obama. Really, I mean the guy can't catch a fuckin break at all. So the newest Obama insult has come from the magazine "The New Yorker". The cover depicts Barack and his wife giving each other the pound. He is rockin a turban and arab gear while wifey has an AK strapped to her back. The flag is burning in the fireplace and there a nice pic of Osama Bin Laden on the wall. What angers me the most is that the New Yorker defends itself by saying it was just a satire, poking fun at the fact of how Obama right wing haters try to make him look like an America hating terrorist. But I can't really see what's so funny about this picture. I definitely didn't get that idea from this picture. I gathered that the New Yorker thinks that Barack is an America hating terrorist. Can someone please start fuckin with McCain?!! There are endless jokes you can make about this guy. I can think of at least 15 old people jokes right now. C'mon y'all...

Krizz

Obama slams New Yorker portrayal

Mike Allen Sun Jul 13, 8:33 PM ET

Barack Obama's campaign is condemning as “tasteless and offensive” a New Yorker magazine cover that depicts Obama in a turban, fist-bumping his gun-slinging wife.

An American flag burns in their fireplace.

The New Yorker says it's satire. It certainly will be candy for cable news.
The Obama campaign quickly condemned the rendering. Spokesman Bill Burton said in a statement: “The New Yorker may think, as one of their staff explained to us, that their cover is a satirical lampoon of the caricature Sen. Obama's right-wing critics have tried to create. But most readers will see it as tasteless and offensive. And we agree."

McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds quickly e-mailed: “We completely agree with the Obama campaign, it’s tasteless and offensive.”

The issue, which goes on sale Monday, includes a long piece by Ryan Lizza about Obama’s start in Chicago politics.

At a press availability Sunday afternoon in San Diego, Obama was asked, according to a transcript by Maria Gavrilovic of CBS News: “The upcoming issue of The New Yorker, the July 21 issue, has a picture of you, depicting you and your wife on the cover.
“Have you seen it? If not, I can show it to you on my computer. It shows your wife Michelle with an Afro and an AK-47 and the two of you doing the fist bump with you in a sort of turban-type thing on top. I wondered if you’ve seen it or if you want to see it or if you have a response to it?”
Obama, shrugging incredulously, replied: “I have no response to that.”

The magazine explains at the start of its news release previewing the issue: “On the cover of the July 21, 2008, issue of The New Yorker, in ‘The Politics of Fear,’ artist Barry Blitt satirizes the use of scare tactics and misinformation in the presidential election to derail Barack Obama’s campaign.”

Howard Kurtz of The Washington Post said Sunday on his CNN media show “Reliable Sources” that the cover is arguably “incendiary.” “I talked to the editor of The New Yorker, David Remnick, who tells me this is a satire, that they are making fun of all the rumors,” Kurtz added.
Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune defended it as “quite within the normal realms of journalism,” adding that “it's just lampooning all the crazy ignorance out there.”

The panelists agreed it would succeed in its goal of getting attention

Douchebag of the week: The Rev. Jesse Jackson

Jesse Jackson told us black folks years ago that we were somebody. Now years later I get to return the favor to him. Jesse you are somebody too...a complete fucking idiot. I mean, feel how you want about people. If you don't like someone cool. But try not, if at all possible, to tell people that you want to "cut Barack's nuts off" while you're still mic'd up. NOT A GOOD LOOK. Especially since Bill O'Reily was the first one to break the story and you know any chance he gets to make black folk look like ignorant savages he's jumping all on it. I mean for all intents and purposes Barack will probably win the election. Unless Jesse has him shot in the head or something. ( I mean he threatened to cut off the mans balls so it's not that far fetched.) So I'm sure even though Barack says he forgives him and all that good samaritan shit he probably is gonna make Jesse's life a lil bit difficult. Shit I know I would. All this talk about this is the most important time for our race to come together and it seems like everyone who has a major voice in the black community is doing something retarded. So congrats to you Jesse Jackson. You are the douchebag of the week. I can't wait for Al Sharpton to follow up.



Krizz

So a crack head came into the barbershop today, and he was selling the new Foxy Brown album...

That shit was irking me on so many levels. I really loved her "Broken Silence" album but this new one didn't even get a full listen. First of all, she sounded like Lil Kim on "China Doll", but with "Broken Silence" it seemed she found her voice again. On this album she sounds just like Lil Kim on down to the 'prison tales', but unlike Lil Kim, its just more annoying because she went to jail for such a stupid reason.

Fox its not gangsta to go to jail over getting your nails polished. The only dumber bitch than her is Remy Ma who thinks she can just shoot people and get away with it.

Then on top of that, Miss Brown, or should I say, Miss Rick Ross goes into bragging about her hearing as if there was something gangsta about going deaf.

Not a good look Fox.

TAZ

EXPOSED: Brandy is the new super head...

Lame ass wack ass Fredro Starr of Onyx fame has broken the rule of the game, NO PILLOW TALKING. He must be releasing an album or something. Anyway, here is an excerpt of the interview where he exposes singer Brandy Norwood. I guess Ray J ain't the only one know for his bedroom activities...

Shorty can I...Oh go right head...

LMAO

Happy 4th bitches!!!!

PS. She did have that song, "I Wanna be Down". I guess she wasn't lying. He still a punk for outing her though.

TAZ

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July 03, 2008. DIZZZZAYUMMM!!! Rapper Fredro Star just put Brandy’s business out in the streets. When asked during a recent interview with the folks over at C.O.D. DVD whether he had a relationship with Brandy, the rapper/actor said the following:

Interviewer: [Brandy] was your chick at one time right?

Fredro: NEVER

Interviewer: So you were just smashing that?

Fredro: Nah, I never f*cked her. The head was good though. The head was crazy …. I never hit it though. When I was trying to hit it she was f*cking with Wanye. But Ray J’s my n*gga, Brandy’s my n*gga. It was a good time, man. Moesha was good.

Interviewer: She’s the one who co-signed for you for the role on Moesha.Fredro: Yeah, she saw me in a movie I made with Rhea Pearlman called Sunset Park. All she would watch every day was - Sunset Park. So she kind of had an obsession over me. But for $25,000 an episode it was cool for me. That was good money.

He had it coming, Amy Winehouse disses "cunty" Kanye West on stage with Jay Z

Ya'll know good and well with all that crying and bitching he does, somebody was gonna call Kanye West out his bitch nigga-ness. That crying and whining and sulking is sore loser mentality. I like the boy, but his lack of humble pie long deserved to be called out. I am just shocked it came from a pop soul singing white chick crack head from London. Gooooooo Amy.

TAZ
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http://www.thetimes.co.za/Entertainment/CelebZone/Article.aspx?id=794101

US rapper Kanye West has laughed off Amy Winehouse’s scathing comments about him — insisting he must have "really made it" if the troubled singer hates him.

Winehouse lashed out at the hitmaker during her set at British music festival Glastonbury on Saturday June 28 telling the crowd she was pleased to be opening for rapper Jay-Z and not a "c**t like Kanye West!"

She continued: "Let’s hear it for Jay-Z. The man has got bollocks to come here, and play the tunes you don’t even know you remember. Imagine if it was a c**t like Kanye West. "C**ts Like Kanye" — that should be his next album title."
But West has refused to take the insult personally, dismissing Winehouse’s rant on his website.
He writes, "This just in... Amy Winehouse hates me!!! Now I’ve really made it!!! LOL (laugh out loud)!!!!"
During her performance, Winehouse also lunged at a fan.
"Not everyone can say they have been hit by Amy Winehouse," the fan, James Gostelow, told the BBC. "I’m just pleased I got to see her. She did a great act."
Winehouse was also discharged from hospital yesterday in London after doctors declared her well enough to go home.
The Back To Black singer was admitted to a London clinic after collapsing at her home earlier last month.
She was subsequently diagnosed with traces of deadly lung disease emphysema.
She left the clinic this weekend to perform at a London tribute concert to Nelson Mandela on Friday June 27 and at the U.K. music festival Glastonbury on Saturday night returning to the hospital on Sunday.
She was released on Monday and will continue treatment at the centre as an outpatient.
Her spokesperson told British newspaper the Daily Express: "Amy did return to hospital after Glastonbury but her doctors recommended she continue treatment as an outpatient.
"She was allowed to leave for the performances and it was felt that this really went well. As her treatment is coming to a close, it was decided that she should return home."
She added that the star plans on keeping her forthcoming performing commitments, adding, "The next date for her is the Oxegen festival on July 12; she’s really looking forward to that.
"Then there are other dates including Bestival in September. The idea was to book lots of one-off dates that she can enjoy doing this summer. She loves performing."