This might be the messy of the year...Naked welfare mom walking to get her check...

For the first time, in a long time, I have been rendered speechless...

TAZ

Savannah -- A Savannah, Georgia woman was arrested last week for apprently walking in the buff. Authorities from the Savannah Police Department were called out after neighbors in the historic district of town called to report that a woman was walking around without clothes. "I almost hit her as I was backing out of my driveway," said Elizabeth Askew. When I approached her I heard her saying, "Come on Fefe, mommyis coming to rescue you." Authorities say that the single mother of 9told authorities that she was on her way to pickup up her food stamps andwelfare check. Local authorities have detained the woman until hercloses of kin have been notified and DSS have placed her children intemporary foster care.

The WTF award for this week is for Oscar de la Hoya version of bringing sexyback...WHAT THE FUCK? LMAO

I ain't mad at him, and people remember a sexual fetish is just that...It doesn't mean you are gay. If Fishnet catsuits get you hott and bothered...Who am I to judge? LMAO

Doesn't mean I won't laugh though

TAZ

KANYE WHOOPS 50 CENTS ASS...Sells nearly a million

http://hitsdailydouble.com/sales/salescht.cgi

Kanye almost sold a million. He sold exactly 930,251. I would be a bit pissed though. That million selling week would have been hott. Regardless that week is second only to Eminem in hip hop history and Usher in the history of black music.

50 Cent sold an impressive 659,682...Still phenomenal, but thank the lawd for us. he has to retire!! LOL

TAZ

TORE UP ALERT with TAZ JONEZ featuring Amy Winehouse!!!

Uh...Amy, we love your album, and single and all, but...

Maybe, just maybe its time for rehab!! LOL

TAZ

MESSY OF THE WEEK!! Man burns girlfriend's pussy off!!!!!!

WOW. People getting crazier by the moment. Remember when white people was the crazy ones, when Jeffrey Dalmer and them was doing all the messiness that made us go "lawd he crazy"...? Now with that boy chopping up his college girlfriend and throwing her on the grill, and the DC sniper...Black folks is right up there with them in being fucking nutts. Anyways...This guy who burns pussies literally is still on the large so if you see him, I would say call the cops, but in this case, haul ass, that is if you don't want Freddy Kruger genitals!! LOL

TAZ

Suffolk police are looking for the man they say assaulted his girlfriend by setting her on fire. It happened on August 18th. Police say 33-year-old Milton Franklin Mizell, Jr., of Smithfield got into a fight with his girlfriend in the 1200 block of East Washington Street in Suffolk. That's in the downtown area of the city. The fight turned violent. Police say Mizell started choking his girlfriend and refused to let her leave the house. That's when investigators say he applied hair gel to her vagina and set it on fire. The victim was able to put the fire out quickly and was not seriously injured. Mizell has been charged with malicious wounding and domestic assault among other charges. Mizell is described as 5'9", 170 lbs, with brown hair and eyes. He was last seen at a residence in the 100 block of Meadowbrook Lane in Smithfield. Anyone that may know Mizell's whereabouts is asked to contact the Crimeline at 1-888-LOCK-U-UP. © 2004-2007 LSN, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

WOW...What part of sexy is this?!!

Yo, I was tryin not to come on some personal type shit but this crap has got to stop. Women....listen...meat is good. A lot of meat aint, but...for real look at this bitch. Who let her come on the stage like that?!! Guys like two things-ass and titties-ass, ass and titties (shout out to DJ Assault) and maybe your personality... if we get that far. Please believe the physical attraction always wins...and this bony broad just lost the war. Don't strive for this look...THIS IS NOT SEXY. Okay, I'm gonna finish drinking now.

Krizz

Ja Rule takes a fun new stand against the gays, the gays take a fun new stand back!!!

In a week where so many messy things have happened from Britney Spears fuck up on stage to the messy she-male that cried about it on you tube, then got clowned on fox news, I'll focus in on something a little more under the radar...

Ja Rule VERSES the Gay People!! LMAO

This is how it went down...

Apparently, Ja Rule, a rapper whose career was ended under the speculation that he be getting it in the ass on the regular when he used E-pills, decided that enough was enough with gay people being on TV...

Apparently, these "televison fags" effect his kids negatively, though I am sure the half-naked hoes in his videos that he exploits, or the violence on his records is just fine by him.

Not to mention how the whole world knows how he cheated on his kid's mom not once, but for years in a relationship now infamous due to Superhead's video vixen confessional tell all.

But anyway, this is how it all went down...

TAZ LMAO

Posted Sep 14th 2007 1:46PM by TMZ StaffFiled under:

Train Wrecks, Music

Rapper Ja Rule recently made the following asinine statement in Complex Magazine about what he thinks is really causing the downfall of society, "...lets talk about all these f***ing shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can't watch this s**t. Dating shows that's showing two guys or two girls in mid afternoon. Let's talk about s**t like that! If that's not f***ing up America, I don't know what is." Um, how 'bout gun violence, poverty and a broken health care system?!

Get GLAAD's statement, after the jump. In response to Ja's homophobic remarks, GLAAD issued the following statement: "No fair-minded person can look at JaRule's interview with Complex Magazine and believe for one second that his children could be more harmed by what they might see on television than by the vulgarity and prejudice that comes out of their father's mouth. Now that media have seen JaRule's intolerance unmasked by his own words, they have a responsibility not to provide in the future a platform for his ugly, vulgar displays of prejudice." Word!http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/14/glaad-to-ja-...ntinuedcontents

As the messy continues LMAO

Sounds like a case of damage control to me. Rapper has new album coming out. Career ended previously due to belief that he takes it in the ass. Rapper disses gays publically believing we the people will think, "if he disses them, we won't think he is one of them, and we'll buy his album"...

Nice try. Didn't work! LMAO

Shady 50 Cent burns Ciara...!!!

50 Cent is soooo fucking phony. I don't see why these girls don't learn their lessons. First Vivica, than Olivia, and now Ciara. He will use anyone to get what he wants, and is all controversy, but in a vile and evil way. Eminem will make a joke out of you in a song, Madonna will talk about you in the press, 50 Cent will pretend to be your friend, make high profile appearances with you, put his dick in you, get his nutt, tell the world, or in Ciara's case, make you look like his ho!!

WOW...

I may actually buy his album now. LOL

Evil negroes are in this year!!!

PS. 50 cent is the fattest muscle man ever. Love handles all over the place. lay off the bread and increase your cardio my brother...

From Media Takeout...

September 07, 2007. MediaTakeOut.com was the first source in the world to show you the explicit photos on the inside cover of 50's new album Curtis. And it looks like 50 may have gotten into hot water with Ciara over it.That's because according to a member of Ciara's camp, only one of the 4 photos we showed you yesterday was Ciara. And the other 3, Ciara's people claim, are of a look-alike model.The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, "What 50 did was beyond low class. We tried to help him stir up some publicity by shooting some provocative shots and that [EXPLETIVE] turned it into something disgusting." The insider continued, "I promise you that Ciara would never take photos like that with him ... It looks like [50 Cent] hired some stripper and make her up to look like Ciara."And according to the insider, Ciara's furious over 50's latest publicity stunt. Ciara's pal explained, "Whatever relationship that they had before is officially over now ... Ciara called him up and let her know exactly how disgusted she was with him - and she didn't hold back her tongue either."Both artists attended last night's Fashion Rocks concert. And as far as we could tell, they never spoke a word to each other.

Developing....

MESSY OF THE WEEK...Myspace for prisoners, murderers and convicts!!!!

His name is Maurice, and he has been in jail for 40 years for killing his mother, sister and brother, and eating their collective spleens, but apparently he wants to be your friend on "Prisonspace.com"...A Place for fellons!! check it out!!!

http://www.prisonerlife.com/page_personals.cfm?MemberID=11018