Tuesday, February 1, 2011

TAKE YOUR CRAZY PILLS: Aretha Franklin thinks Halle Berry should play her in film...


So...Aretha Frankin's ass calls in to the Wendy Williams show talking about her biopic and how only Halle Berry could play her. I was thinking, bitch is you crazy. There is no way Halle Berry can play you. She can't sing. She is pretty, and she doesn't resemble a wild African Hippo.

Halle Berry, of course, rejected her several times because she continued to beg after the intial rejection.

Somebody give her a reality check...Please.

There was a time I would have said Jennifer Hudson, but since she went from size 80 to size 0, there is no way she is gonna put back on those 400 pounds necessary to really look like Aretha Franklin. Maybe Fantasia can borrow Eddie Murphy's fatsuit from the Nutty Professor movie and make it work.

Realistically though, I'm thinking the only bitch that can pull this off is the chick that played Precious.

What do you think?

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