The resemblance is striking!!!

I mean you have to admit it. This thing does look like James Cagney. Okay maybe not but he was first thing to come to my mind when I saw this thing. He was an actor by the way. Back before good movies were made. It's like the ghost of James Cagney decided to have fun with beastiality. So apparently there is either a shortage of hot women in Turkey or the sheep there are really, really sexy. Some dude banged a sheep. But what's worse is that he didn't use a condom. Or maybe he did but the sheep was a trifling whore and poked holes in it. I don't know. Personally I think this little bugger is rather cute. He looks like he might have even talked like Cagney "Maah See!! I need some nipple juice mommy see!! Maah!!" or something like that. I said "might have even talked like"because the locals took it upon themselves to murder this thing. Quickly. Something about it being a hellspawn. Question. Why not murder the sociopath who banged the sheep?! I'm just sayin'...

-Krizz

http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0

James Cameron is my new hero

It's hard for me to admit when I'm wrong because it's a rare occasion. Like Haley's Comet or Lindsay Lohan sober. I was the first to say that James Cameron was going to have a large debt to pay back after his 500 million dollar price tag on Avatar. Boy was I wrong. Am I stupid or something? Re-tard me thought "hey you know people are broke as hell and wont take a chance on some new sci-fi movie." Avatar has been out for three weeks and has already cleard a billion worldwide. A billion. Worldwide. James Cameron is a freakin cash magnet and I want to be his new best friend. This man could make a movie about the history of the paper clip and it would make a billion dollars. Maybe if I offer to kiil his enemies or wash his feet he'll break me off some ends.

Krizz