"Whats Sexy Again" presents...Vomiting and The holiday season...

Everybody has been wanting to know whats sexy again for the holiday season, and I am here to tell you. Vomiting your food after a huge holiday dinner is indeed back in style no matter what Pink says in her "Stupid Girls" video. Statistics show that the average American gains between 8 and 10 pounds during the holiday season. This situation makes it indeed important to vomit your food up during this season so that you won't become plus sized.

The kicker is only do it for that three week window between turkey day and the Lawd's birthday because over time vomit eats away at your teeth and gives you bad breath and that my friends is never sexy.

Happy Turkey day.

Be safe.

TAZ

Messy Lindsay Lohan calls Obama "colored"

Wow. I mean I'm not going to make that big a deal about it but c'mon. It is 2008. The term "colored" went out with the Temptations. Even certified racist don't use colored anymore. They say it's dated. They prefer darkie or tar baby or just plain nigger. But for someone who I don't believe to be racist, cause I think she was bangin that Spanish dude from that 70's show before she became a muff diver, she should just stick to acceptable terms. Black, African American, mulatto, these terms are cool. I mean she gets a small break because she's clueless but it's still messy no matter which way you look at it.


Krizz

Oh hell no. Al Qaeda is callin Obama a house negro?!!

They got some damn nerve don't they. I hope Barack drops a fuckin nuke on their crazy asses. They spoutin off racial slurs like they have some shit to be proud of. Okay you live in the desert. You're ugly and you stink. (You can just tell they stink I mean look at them.) You get up everyday and go shoot shit up and dodge bombs and blow up yourselves and your families. Yeah, you're really living the life Al Qaeda. My eyes are green with envy. Sounds like jealousy to me. We got strip clubs and hookers and weed and McDonalds. This is the land of the free and home of the Whopper dammit! They have sand, guns, camels and blue balls. The sexually repressed are the worst people in the world. I guess the promise of seventy virgins is what keeps them going. What they weren't told was that the seventy virgins belong to Satan. So, before you can get any of that sweet snapper you gotta get ass raped with Lucifers pitchfork.

Krizz

Al Qaeda No. 2 in Video Insults Obama With Racial Epithet
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Associated Press

CAIRO, Egypt — Al Qaeda's No. 2 leader used a racial epithet to insult Barack Obama in a message posted Wednesday, describing the president-elect in demeaning terms that imply he does the bidding of whites.
The message appeared chiefly aimed at persuading Muslims and Arabs that Obama does not represent a change in U.S. policies. Ayman al-Zawahiri said in the message, which appeared on militant Web sites, that Obama is "the direct opposite of honorable black Americans" like Malcolm X, the 1960s African-American rights leader.
In Al Qaeda's first response to Obama's victory, al-Zawahiri also called the president-elect — along with secretaries of state Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice — "house Negroes."

All Things Gay Present...Terrance Howard's Murse.

What is a murse you ask?

Grown ass man + purse= Murse.

Man bags can be fun occasionally and are becoming acceptable as long as you are wearing manly boots or a manly jacket to balance things out, but a Murse is never good.

...And fruity Terrance wonders why he lost his role in the"Iron Man" sequal!

LMAO

War Machine can't be carrying around no damn murse.

You are truly the mess of the week Terrance Howard!

TAZ

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!!!

Hell yeah, this is our damn blog. If you in the area come out and check us. You will be entertained or Taz will buy you drinks.

-Krizz

Isn't it ironic..don't cha think?

I mean it isn't supposed to be funny, but it is. It REALLY is. ha ha ha.

-Krizz


Husband's coffin kills woman on way to cemetery



Associated Press
Nov. 11, 2008, 10:14AM





SAO PAULO, Brazil — Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.
Police say 67-year old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.
Barcelos died instantly.



Her 76-year-old husband Josi Silveira Coimbra died Sunday of a heart attack while


dancing at a party.



The driver of hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.

YES WE DID!!!

It appears as though that common sense is coming back in style after a very long hiatus. Everyone stand up and be proud of what just took place last night. History was made and we should all be grateful that we were a part of it. If you didn't vote, shame on you, cause last night proved that our vote does matter. They were partying in front of the White House! ...unreal. I have never in my life seen so many people in America so happy and unified...ever. Hope is alive and well, now everyone has to do their part to get this country back to where it needs to be. This is one step in a long journey, but I'm glad we're making that trip with the 44th President of the United Staes of America, Barack Obama....hell yeah.

Krizz

If you ain't votin' then shut the fuck up...

And that's just how I feel. If you've been complaining for eight years (or more) about the state of anything in our country, now is the time to do something about it. I can't stand people who bitch and moan about our government but do nothing to change it. They use the excuse of "my vote doesn't matter so why do it?" Because it does matter dummy, that's why. It's your right and your duty as an American citizen. Especially this go round. I mean if you don't want to take part in this then your pretty much worthless in my opinion. I went and put my vote in this morning and when I left I felt good. I was officially part of the biggest presidential election possibly ever and put in my vote for Barack Obama. Whomever you vote for just do it and if you don't, then continue living life but stop whining about shit that aint right with the U.S. Okay. I'm done. Peace out homie.Krizz