Wednesday, September 24, 2008

What do you mean Clay Aiken is gay??!!



I mean seriously. He didn't really have to confirm it. WE ALL KNEW. That was a worse kept secret than Marilyn Monroe fuckin ALL the Kennedys. Or that Jay-Z and Beyonce were an item 5 years ago. So Clay came out the closet in the most recent issue of People magazine claiming that he didn't want to raise his child to be a liar or deceiver or some shit like that. Hey. Newsflash. If a chick has your baby and you didn't have actual sex with her it can only one of two things: Immaculate conception i.e. the birth of Jesus Christ, or your gay i.e. Michael Jackson, Ricky Martin. It's cool though cause I don't have shit against gay people because I don't give a fuck about peoples' lifestyles. I just think it's funny that this made front page news like it was a shocking revelation or something. lol.



Krizz



Clay Aiken: "Yes, I'm Gay"
Posted Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:57pm PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

Guys, I know this is going to come as a bit of a shocker, so I hope you're sitting down before you continue reading. But (deep breath, now)...Clay Aiken has confirmed, in an interview featured on the cover of the upcoming issue of People magazine and first leaked on Perez Hilton's site, that he is indeed (wait for it), homosexual.

All right, all right...so this isn't the biggest news scoop in tabloid history. This is sort of akin to reporting that Chris Daughtry is bald, or that David Cook uses hair gel, or that Ruben Studdard shops at Big & Tall For Men. It's always been that obvious. But this is the first time that Clay has actually acknowledged it, so I for one am thrilled that he has set the record straight (no pun intended).
For years, practically from the minute he reared his bespectacled head on season 2 of American Idol, Clay has skirted (again, no pun intended) around this issue--even telling Diane Sawyer herself that she was "really rude" to grill him about his sexuality in a 2006 Good Morning America interview. He always made a big point of keeping his private life just that--private--but it seemed the quieter he remained, the louder all the gossip (and snarky jokes) became.
Of course, promo photos of Clay's new look (frosty blonde highlights, inch-thick pancake makeup), or news than his son was conceived via medical intervention with his 50-year-old "best friend," didn't help matters. But Clay still kept mum, perhaps out of fear of alienating his adoring, mostly female fanbase.
But now Clay has finally come out, in a People article accompanied by the first published photos of his new bouncing baby boy, Parker Foster (who apparently was his inspiration for telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth here, as he told the mag, "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things"). Kudos to Clay for being an honest role model for his child, and I'm certain that any worries Clay--or, probably more specifically, his handlers--had about him losing fans after such a confession will prove totally unfounded.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The worst rendition of the national anthem ever!!!




So this Hipster dude, Rocco Deluca, sings the national anthem @ Wrigley Field and it's possibly the most horrendous thing I've ever heard. He sounds like Tiny Tim on acid. It's horrible. Listen if you dare...

Krizz



Ever wonder which movies lost the most money...

No? Me neither, but I happened to run across this article and found it mildly amusing since Eddie Murphy is on the list twice. People don't like Eddie unless he's cussing up a storm but he don't get that. Anyways enjoy.


Krizz


Friday, September 19, 2008

Douchebags of the week: The Federal Government



It just gets worse and worse and worse. So the economy is crashing down around us, basically because of this bogus war. We are spending 10 billion dollars a month on it. Banks are closing. Little kids are crying. Dogs and cats are getting along. Everything is insane right now. So our governments latest great idea is to spend about 3 trillion dollars to save the companies that are closing down. That's funny cause I thought that we were broke as a country? So the government can save insurance companies, like AIG, but can't afford to lend money to states who want to keep schools open or increase salaries. This whole country is completely fucked up. It just becomes more and more plainly evident that Obama needs to win this election. Since when has the Federal Government been known to bail people out? I mean really. These are the same fuckers that will take your house if your taxes are fucked up. Or make you pay more taxes @ the end of the year. Now they're bailing people out. The power of money is some serious shit. They broke they damn necks to come up with a quick fix and what they came up with is possibly the worst idea ever. So congratulations U.S. federal Government. You are the douchebags of the week. Can't wait for the election...



Krizz

Thursday, September 18, 2008

This chick here has lost her damn mind and is the Messy of the fucking week


So apparently this crazy ass 33 year old chick wanted to live a childhood she thought she lost so she stole her daughters identity, went to high school and became a cheerleader...
She actually thought she could pass for 15? Yup. The bitch was nutso, but harmless nutso.
That is until she found her a 15 year old boyfriend to sue.


LMAO


I say let her go, and let her get her cheerleader on.


TAZ

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GREEN BAY, Wis. — A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman.Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown's mother.According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn't have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she'd missed.Brown allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader's locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach's house.The $134.50 check Brown gave to the cheerleading coach for her uniform bounced, the complaint said.A high school employee, Kim Demeny, told authorities that the woman, posing as the teen, seemed very timid. Demeny said she told her she was not good at math and even cried when she talked about moving from Pahrump Valley High School in Nevada. Demeny said she looked older than a student but had the demeanor of a high school girl.
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Wisconsin Mom Posed as Daughter to Be Cheerleader A school liaison officer started investigating after Brown only attended the first day of classes last week, the complaint said.Assistant Principal Dirk Ribbins later learned Brown's daughter was enrolled at Pahrump Valley High School. Ribbins also spoke with Brown's mother, who told him she had custody of the girl. She said Brown has a history of identity theft crimes, the complaint said.Brown made her first court appearance Friday by video conference. The judge set bond at $8,000.If convicted, she could face up to six years in prison and a $10,000 fine.There was no attorney listed in Brown's online court records. Her home number could not be found.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,424061,00.html

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Matt Damon is my new favorite actor!!!


'cause he hates Sarah Palin the way I hate Sarah Palin. One of the few actors who actually says something intelligent once in a while. Watch as he completely shits on Sarah Palin. Roll film!
Krizz




Tuesday, September 9, 2008

DIVA MOMENTS: With Lil Wayne


So apparently Lil Wayne has over-estimated his star, and found himself out of some hot promo at Fashion Rocks. He figured that since he sold 1 million plus records in one week his star was up to par with the Beyonces and Timberlakes of the world and got his bubble busted, and reputation tarnished even more than when he was giving Baby some tongue action.

Nice try though.

Check it out. Diva moments are fun.

TAZ
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NEW YORK, Sept. 9 (UPI) -- Hip-hop artist Lil' Wayne reportedly didn't perform at the "Fashion Rocks" event in New York because he refused to go through security to get inside the venue.
"He was carrying a bag and refused, point blank, to go through security," a senior production person told the New York Post. "Everyone else -- including Rihanna, Chris Brown, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake and Kid Rock -- went through security, and we couldn't make an exception. He's obviously not a Boy Scout and has a history with drugs and guns. But he wouldn't budge and refused to have his bag searched or have a security wand passed over him."
The Post said the rapper then left the fashion and music event, which took place last Friday.
"Minutes later, we got frantic calls from his management and record label begging us to have him back. We said, 'OK, we have an opening at 7 p.m.' The next thing you know, Wayne's people are saying: 'Can we do it a bit later? He's not going to be ready," the production team member told the newspaper. "We had a crew of 250 people waiting for him ... Then he calls at, like, 9:30 and says, 'I'm five blocks away,' which is like 500 blocks away in New York traffic, so we just pulled the plug. It was just so disrespectful to the crew and to the 5,000 audience members. Unbelievable."

"AS THE MESSY TURNS" And I thought R Kelly's piss fetish was gross...


I really have no comment. I mean if R Kelly is allowed to pee on chicks...*Barfs evrywhere*

TAZ

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COLUMBUS, Ohio — A man accused of shutting off water to a public restroom as part of a plan to collect boys' urine pleaded no contest Monday to a charge of criminal mischief.
According to police, Alan Patton was discovered trying to obtain urine inside a men's restroom at Sports Ohio, located on Cosgray Road, on June 14, 10TV News reported.

Authorities said Patton had shut off water to urinals and placed cups inside them. At the time of his arrest, Patton told officers that "he wasn't hurting anyone and that he suffers from an illness," according to a police report.
After an earlier arrest in 2006, Patton told Gahanna police that he suffered from urophilia, a sexual fetish involving urine.

After Patton pleaded no contest on Monday, a judge sentenced him to 60 days in jail. However, a defense attorney said the sentence would be appealed before Patton was required to report to jail, 10TV's Maureen Kocot reported.

According to the attorney, Patton was denied his right to a speedy trial after the judge in the case ordered a mental competency evaluation. The defense claimed that the judge abused discretion and unnecessarily delayed Patton's trial.
In the meantime, Patton was ordered to remain on strict house arrest, and stay away from any place where children might gather, Kocot reported.
The attorney said the sentence would be appealed within the next two weeks.
After the appeal is filed, Patton would be allowed to post bond and be released from custody, Kocot reported.

Upon his release, Patton would not be required to be on house arrest, or be tracked by a Global Positioning System device. The judge said a GPS device would cost the city about $400 a month and the appeal process could take more than a year.
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Monday, September 8, 2008

2008 Video Music Awards nothing but a Britney Spears pity party!


last year Britney Spears was the butt of the jokes concerning the lame MTV music Awards. This year was nothing different. The MTV awards honored an undeserving Spears 3 moon men including 'Video of the Year' for a song that was a moderate hit at best, and a video people barely recognized. Last year it was Rihanna, who Britney introduced, that laughed at the pop star, this year it was Chris Brown caught on camera laughing hysterically when Britney was given 'Video of the Year'.

Can you say, "all credibility lost".

Even Britney looked baffled. If I were her, I would have given the award back and said, "I'll comeback for this one next year, after my new hot ass album and video drops, when I actually deserve it".

As far as performances, the cheesy studio lot performances stole from the shows swagger, and it was only P!nk who was able to make it work for her and give the performance of the night. Though terribly overrated, Lil Wayne, with Leona Lewis and T-Pain, delivered, but it was TI who really showed how a hip hop performance should be done while giving Rihanna a chance to redeem herself after a stiff opening performance that would have been legendary had it been Beyonce, who has the talent it takes to match if not outshine the fantastic staging of that 'Thriller 2009' show introduction.

Kanye West what are you doing to yourself? Stop trying to be T-Pain, and dick riding Lil' Wayne. Please stick to rapping and leave the singing alone.

Chris Brown what were you thinking? I understand urban artist feel the need to dick ride Lil Wayne these days, but how do you think the director of your video feels when you say someone else deserved to win? That was tacky.

Ultimately, it was the side performances like Lupe Fiasco, Fanny Pack, LL Cool J, and the underrated Katy Perry that kept the show almost from sinking.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Douchebags of the week: Everyone who attended the RNC


So I'm fresh off a long night of performing and promoting, good and tipsy still, and I'm ready to let loose. I HATE REPUBLICANS. Well politicians in general, but the Repubs are on the top of the list. Have you ever seen such a group of liars and out of touch people? Let's start with the speakers, Fred Thompson is up first. I believe he got up there and tried to call Obama a celebrity and a do nothing. Weren't you in a bunch of B movies? I think he was in Die Hard 2. The worst one by the way. Wasn't Ronald Reagan an actor too? I don't wanna hear nuthin you gotta say Fred Thompson. The turncoat with the droopy cheeks, Joe Lieberman, or something like that. Ranted and raved that McCain needs to be pres cause he got tortured blah blah blah. Who gives a fuck that McCain got tortured? Certainly not me. I mean it's fucked up and all but really, as Taz said previously, what's that got to do with 2009? Nothing. Bush's wife, who proved that she can't speak very well either, got up there looking like new millenium cave bitch and basically said nothing for twenty minutes. There were a few more forgettable appearances by some other politicians. The guy with the beaver teeth, Mike Huckabee, is a funny looking dude by the way. Bush showed up via satellite looking half drunk claiming he couldn't be there cause he had to monitor hurricane Gustapo or whatever. I guess he's tryin to make up for the Katrina disaster. Then this Palin chick. She's a mess. She went on about hockey moms and fishing and shit. Reality check lady, that's only shit that happens in Alaska and Canada. Tell me about the gang violence and drug problems of the inner city. Oh that's right you can't cause you don't have an inner city cause your from Alaska. Aint shit happening in Alaska. You know there was an official quote from her, not too long before she was named McCain's choice for VP, where she actually said "Can someone tell me exactly what the Vice President does?" Yeah great choice McCain. One thing is clear though, this chick likes to fuck. And apparently her children are following in her footsteps. Her whorish daughter could get it though. Then McCain went for 45 minutes jerking everyone off who came out in support of him. After that he proceeded to say what he was going to change but failed to mention how he was going to do it. I guess he forgot. Old people do that sometimes. What America needs is someone who is in touch with present day. Not someone who is living in the past and will continue to take the country further down the trail of destruction that we are heading for currently. Furthermore the blatent lies they were telling were hilarious. They touted all of Sarah Palin's accomplishments but failed to mention that she left Alaska in debt after she was done. The only thing she did for Alaska was give them a tax break one year. Subsequently though she raised taxes on other things the people wouldn't notice so she could build a new ice rink. What a mess. So Congratulations RNC. You are the douchebags of the week. BTW all those people need a fashion tip.
Krizz

Thursday, September 4, 2008

THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION: Nothing more than tired war stories, old people, and bad hair.




I'm all for the mullet(not really) but you know there is a problem when everybody in the entire convention has the same 80s hairstyle. Black people had mullets, and white people had mullets. Young people(the two there) had mullets and old people had mullets. Males had mullets and females had mullets. What a fucking disaster. The hair police on that Bravo reality show should have already shut that motherfucker down, and Barbara Bush should have been led out in cuffs cause she had the biggest and grayest mullet I've ever seen.

Now what I did like was this Alaska chick Palin. Keep your head up girl, lots of families experience teenage pregnancies where I am from. I'm not mad. Plus, I love Obama to death, but she tore him a new asshole last night. I can't wait until the debates. I won't be voting for her, because simply put, I don't give a fuck if McCain was caged and beaten for 5 years in 1967. What does that have to do with 2009? How does that help me? I have to deal with the here and now.

But whatever, at least the old guy gets to tell his war stories.


TAZ

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Oh drama!! 50 Cent back at it again...



You know as much as I love his business sense I can't stand his attitude. 50 just needs to be involved in drama. I'm starting to think that he may have a lil sugar in his tank. Reason being is that, generally speaking, mostly gay guys and women do drama. But this dude who claims to be a straight man is always stirring some shit up out of nowhere. You see nobody is really checking for 50 so I guess he wants some attention. He's like a 4 year old. Just a very rich one which makes the situation even worse. Anyways here's his newest mixtape track poking fun at the Rick Ross song "Here I Am". Let me know what you think about this. Me personally, I felt it was't necessary but when is his music ever...


Krizz