Messy of the week" So did Chris Stokes really go "Bump Bump Bump" with B2K?

We all know Raz B retracted his statement that him and his brother were molested by Chris Stokes but does that mean he is a liar or that Chris Stokes has good ass lawyers? I don't see nobody just making something like that up. Also, Beyonce was dating Marques Houston or one of them boys when she was first hitting the scene, and I remember it being mentioned that she thought it was something strange going on with him and Chris Stokes...

Either the way, its all looking pretty suspect. What grown man lies about being sodomized (according to people on message boards. I never saw the video)?

But then again, maybe Raz B is a bitter beer face cause he has no career. Either way, if he was really molested, he should stand up for himself.

Regardless, I'ma chalk this one up in the "I don't give a damn, cause its all too messy" category. Media Take out and MTV, take it away!

TAZ

A day after former B2K manager Chris Stokes vehemently denied allegations that he sexually molested former members of the boy band while serving as their manager, his accuser, former B2K member DeMario "Raz-B" Thornton, has apologized. In a 30-second video posted on YouTube on Wednesday, Thornton stands outside on a city street and recants the sordid accusations he and older brother Ricardo "Ricky Romantic" Thornton had made in a pair of videos that circulated over the weekend.
"This is DeMario Thornton, publicly known as Raz-B of B2K," a solemn-looking Thornton tells the camera in the video, called "The Truth About Chris Stokes B2K Part 3." "I would like to send a public apology for some tapes that were leaked without my authority. I just want to say that those allegations are not true ... with Chris Stokes and Marques Houston, and I apologize for any hurt this may have caused publicly [or] financially."
Stokes reacted to the new video in a statement released Thursday (December 27) morning. "I'm happy that DeMario 'Raz-B' Thornton and Ricardo Thornton realized their mistakes and admitted to lying," he said. "I have always supported my family and have always been a stand-up person. I knew that the truth would eventually come to light."
Thornton's abrupt turn-around came just hours after Stokes told MTV News that the allegations were false. His denials were seconded by another former B2K member, Omarion.
"I'm not gay. And I'm married. And I have four kids. I been with my wife for 16 years," Stokes told MTV in an exclusive interview. "And I'm not a child molester. So those are all false allegations. I'm gonna sue them. And I owe that to my wife and kids, period. It's ridiculous."

http://www.mediatakeout.com/20516/shocker_raz_b_claims_that_chris_stokes_abused_b2k_marques_houston_and_omarion.html

MESS OF THE WEEK: "Not to be out done by big sis, messy Jamie Lynn Spears gets knocked up at 16"

This family is fucking nutts. They need to get rid of Run's House, and Hogan Knows Best, and give these crazy family of broads a reality show. LMAO

TAZ

OK! magazine reports that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears (sister to the infamous Britney) is expecting a baby. The due date has not been revealed, but TMZ.com reports that the father is Casey Aldridge, whom Spears met at church and has been dating.Spears recently responded coyly when asked if she was returning to her Nickelodeon TV show, “Zoey 101.” “I don’t know. I don’t know,” she told the Associated Press. Nickelodeon issued the following statement this afternoon regarding the pregnancy, according to TMZ: “We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”The high school junior also told AP, “I’m going to try to graduate before I do anything else.”

I work with a bunch of evil and ungreatful bitches!!!! Horror at the Xmas Luncheon!!

My mood is pissed if you motherfuckas really must know!!!

So anyways, we had our Christmas luncheon....And I call myself being a sweetie pie and bringing in mini bologna and cheese sanwiches...Along with a jar of mustard and one of mayo, cause black folks be picky, but anyways, them bitches didn't touch them. I slaved over them bitches while twisting my hair and thats the thanks I get? I am so pissed. Do you know how hard it is to fucking twist your hair and make a bologna and cheese sandwich bites at the same time? I am pissed!!!

Then one evil- ignorant bitch declared, "that is just being cheap for you to make a bunch of bologaa and cheese sandwiches when people in here are bringing in fried chicken and cakes and pies"...as if the fat asses at my job really need fried chicken and cakes and pies ...So I looks at the bitch, and I says to him, "don't be mad at me cause you spent all your doe on the stupid luncheon and now you can't afford to buy your mama that pair of sneakers she wanted for Christmas." And if you ask me, cheap would be peanut butter and jelly anyways.

What a Mess

Taz Jonez

Mysterious Messy Revolution Jam Session January 10th, 2007...

The CRACKHEADS are coming to a neighborhood near you bitches, ya'll best hide your silverware...

Damn...Uncle Ray Ray, Aunt Bathsheba, and Cuzin Junebug goin be commin' home, and being as though I live alone with an extra bedroom and a finished basement, you know where they goin' be trying to stay. OH Hell No!

Damn, there goes my jewelries, my TV and my couch...

Life sucks, but racism is worst so I'm good. I guess. I never watch that plasma TV anyway! LMAO

Taz

Crack cons can seek sentence reductions
By Associated Press Wednesday, December 12, 2007 http://www.bostonherald.com General Politics
WASHINGTON - The U.S. Sentencing Commission voted unanimously yesterday to let 19,500 federal inmates, most of them black, seek reductions in crack cocaine sentences.
The commission, which sets guidelines for federal prison sentences, decided to make retroactive its recent easing of recommended sentences for crack offenses.
About 3,800 inmates could be eligible for release within a year of the March 3 effective date of yesterday’s decision. Federal judges will have the final say whether to reduce sentences. The commissioners said the delay would give judges and prison officials time to deal with public safety and other issues.
Critics say heavier sentences for crack cocaine unfairly impacted mainly inner-city blacks, while powder-cocaine offenders - often suburban whites - received lighter sentences.
Attorney General Michael Mukasey opposed the move, saying the convicted crack offenders were sentenced under an existing standard and to change that standard retroactively dismisses any other factors judges considered at sentencing. He added releasing inmates could cause problems for communities whose probation systems are not ready to receive them.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/national/politics/general/view.bg?articleid=1050264

And the "Get a life bitch" award of the week goes to the RIAA

Wait a minute. Is the fucking music industry so confused about shit that now they say its illegal to turn CDs into mp3s? As much as I paid for my Ipod them bitches can kiss every part of my black ass. Instead of trying to sue the average Joe, the music industry needs to fire those old crones still trying to make decisions on a world that has obviously flew way out of their league of understanding, and get some new people in there that understand that digital is inevitable...

TAZ

RIAA Claims Ripping CDs for Personal Use is Illegal
Posted Dec 11th 2007 9:50AM by Terrence O'BrienFiled under: Audio/Video, Computers, iPod
Just as it seemed as though the record industry was starting to figure this whole thing out, here it goes and does something that makes us at the Switched offices shake our heads. The RIAA has filed a brief in an Arizona U.S. District Court against Jeffrey and Pamela Howell, an average Joe and Jane couple who have ripped their CD collection to MP3s for easy sharing throughout their home and -- presumably -- iPods. The brief claims that ripping CDs to MP3s is a violation of copyright laws and the fair use doctrine. The audacity of the RIAA's claim wouldn't be to surprising, given its penchant for overzealous attacks of digital media, if it weren't in direct contradiction of arguments made by RIAA lawyers in a case filed in 2005. In the case, MGM Vs. Grokster, representation from the RIAA explicitly said that making digital copies of music for personal use was protected.Atlantic Vs. Howell is scheduled to have its first hearing on January 24. Here's hoping that this case gets tossed out, because if the courts find in favor of Atlantic, it will place all of us with digital audio devices on the RIAA's hit list.

http://www.switched.com/2007/12/11/riaa-claims-ripping-cds-for-personal-use-is-illegal/

Should burger king change their name to Burger Condom? Eww...I knew the King was a perve!!

I told ya'll the fucking "King" was a creepy ass mess. But did you motherfuckers wanna listen? No...LMAO


TAZ


A college student claims he found a condom when he bit into a Whopper last summer at a Burger King franchise in Vermont."It had a sour taste and I felt something rubbery," Van Miguel Hartless tells the Rutland Herald. "I immediately spit it out and ran to the bathroom to vomit."He's now suing the franchise owner, Carolls Corp.In the lawsuit that was filed Nov. 16, his lawyer writes: When Plaintiff bit into the burger, he bit into a foreign object contained in the burger, specifically a condom. The burger sold to Plaintiff was adulterated and unfit for human consumption. Plantiff has sustained pain and suffering, vomiting, nightmares, mental and emotional distress, and has incurred medical expenses as a result of his injury. (Read the rest of the civil complaint.)The local newspaper says no one from the company responded to its request for comment.USA TODAY left messages requesting comment from a lawyer for Carrolls Corp. and the media-relations department at Burger King. We'll update this posting if they get back to us before the end of the day.(Photo by Albert J. Marro, The Rutland Daily Herald via AP.)

"LET ME DOWN GRADE YOU"...Ginuwine reduced to Bachelorette Parties!!

JACKED>>>Why is Ginuwine performing at Bachelorette parties? Isn't he still receiving songwriting royalties off the Aaliyah tribute song he co-wrote "Miss You." And, I would think he would be making money from the "TGT" project, although they did a far from sold out show in Oakland recently. This group also has a reputation for charging way too much per performance. This is the reason why-numerous promoters won't book them.Regarding his career, Ginuwine can't seem to catch the breaks. With his looks and moves, he should be in the same category as Usher and Chris Brown but due to bad management and Ginuwine's reluctance to hire a publicist, he suffered the consequences despite once having a powerhouse producer, Timbaland, at the helm.Few people know, that Ginuwine was scheduled to play the Marques Houston role in the film "You Got Served," but Houston snagged the role away