McCain's Old Ass Responds to Lady Gaga or Rather Doesn't!!!

I hate that old ass lying bitch.

I should hit his old ass in the head!

He should be fossilized with the rest of the damn dinosaurs!

One thing I have to say about these lying ass fucktard republicans is they are really opening up young America's eyes to the bullshit of politics and, in a way, forcing us to become involved.

I am actually considering going to Washington October 2nd, 2010 for the 'March for Jobs".

Until later mothasuckas...:)

TAZ

And, what about the Lady Gaga vote? Senator McCain brought up the pop star and her opposition to ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ which was scheduled for a vote the day after McCain’s visit to our bureau, saying “I didn’t Twitter back. I only twitter with Snooki as you know. I did say, I said, look, I welcome her in the debate, I’ll welcome all of her young fans into the debate. Let’s have everybody in the the debate…it’s good to have lots of people involved.”
The summit upshot: if polls are correct and Republicans win more seats in the Senate and retake the House, all of Washington may be singing a different tune come November 3rd.

http://blogs.reuters.com/summits/2010/09/23/lady-gaga-may-not-be-the-only-one-singing-a-new-tune-in-november/

You rock Lady Gaga!!!!

My sexy ass is going to have to take the time to agree with Gag(Lady Gaga) on this 'don't ask, don't tell' issue and actually take it one step further.

Get real people, gays are everywhere. They are in the military, in law enforcement, in sports, on TV and everywhere else. If you don't like working with gays, and are in the military, then get the fuck out. In fact, kill yourself because there is no career you can get where there won't be gays, and be sure to take McCain with you. He is about as useless as a bag of rocks.

They might not 'tell', but does that really matter if they are there regardless looking at your raw ass in the shower considering that's what half of you dumb bitches believe? Frankly, I believe you bitches should get over yourselves. The most homophobic folks tend to be the ugly ass fuckers that the gays would never want in the first place.

People seriously, find something to do with yourselves other than stressing over other grown folks bedroom behavior.

Lady Gaga you rock for being the true representative for the people. I hope you stage some kind of protest or something in DC with your 'little monsters' cause I will sure be there fighting for justice. Bottom line is people, if you let these repubz start pulling off these injustices, they will continue and continue until eventually one of these injustices will effect you.

Lets put those sorry bitches in their place now.

Its not about gay, straight, black, or white; it is about freedom and if we don't stop these antics now they will just get worst.

The resemblance is striking!!!

I mean you have to admit it. This thing does look like James Cagney. Okay maybe not but he was first thing to come to my mind when I saw this thing. He was an actor by the way. Back before good movies were made. It's like the ghost of James Cagney decided to have fun with beastiality. So apparently there is either a shortage of hot women in Turkey or the sheep there are really, really sexy. Some dude banged a sheep. But what's worse is that he didn't use a condom. Or maybe he did but the sheep was a trifling whore and poked holes in it. I don't know. Personally I think this little bugger is rather cute. He looks like he might have even talked like Cagney "Maah See!! I need some nipple juice mommy see!! Maah!!" or something like that. I said "might have even talked like"because the locals took it upon themselves to murder this thing. Quickly. Something about it being a hellspawn. Question. Why not murder the sociopath who banged the sheep?! I'm just sayin'...

-Krizz

http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0

James Cameron is my new hero

It's hard for me to admit when I'm wrong because it's a rare occasion. Like Haley's Comet or Lindsay Lohan sober. I was the first to say that James Cameron was going to have a large debt to pay back after his 500 million dollar price tag on Avatar. Boy was I wrong. Am I stupid or something? Re-tard me thought "hey you know people are broke as hell and wont take a chance on some new sci-fi movie." Avatar has been out for three weeks and has already cleard a billion worldwide. A billion. Worldwide. James Cameron is a freakin cash magnet and I want to be his new best friend. This man could make a movie about the history of the paper clip and it would make a billion dollars. Maybe if I offer to kiil his enemies or wash his feet he'll break me off some ends.

Krizz

Curiosity Killed the Cat...

After my long hiatus I have returned. First off I'd like to say that newborns are a motherfucker. Beautiful, yes. Adorable, you betcha. That all seems to fall by the wayside at 4:45 a.m. when you just want to sleep. Anyway. Let's talk Tiger. You got caught nigga. Don't leave no voicemail with these hoes man. You married son!!! Let me rephrase that. You're married and worth about $750 million!!! Now you're wife is either going to take half of your shit and bounce now...or...make your life hell on earth for a little while longer...then take half your shit and bounce. Either way she's taking half your shit. That's why I think superstars should only cheat with other superstars. Look at Brad Pitt. Cheated on Jenny with Angie right? Left Jenny and ended up with a hotter chick with more bank. Bingo.

_KRIZZ

It just gets worse and worse for poor Jessica...

...Damn... so first it was the "she's and fat and wore the mom jeans" thing right? Then the whole "Tony Romo called her up and dumped her over the phone on his birthday" thing right? Okay okay so now check this one out...her dog...was kidnapped...by a coyote. Right in front of her face. Just ran by and snatched up the dog and ran away into the night. Isn't that fucking hilarious?!!! No wait wait wait...it gets better. They issued a picture...and reward...if anyone can find the dog! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! They say that the dog was kidnapped like real people did this and not a wild hungry beast. So okay, so I guess the coyote is supposed to see this, right, and instead of devouring the dog have an attck of conscious and bring it back? Or maybe call up Jessica Simpson on his Iphone and negotiate a deal? Or is she expecting some poor idiot to see a coyote just randomly walking down the street with a little dog in it's mouth and fight the coyote for the dog? News flash honey...that little motherfucker is dead. Maybe you shouldn't live in a place where coyotes run free all day and night. I mean Baltimore aint no great place to be...but at least we don't have coyotes. Just big ass rats.

-Krizz

see the full story here:

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jessica-simpson-distraught-after-dog-taken-by-coyote/27798

Douchebag of the Week: Kanye West

Yeah, yeah, surprise, suprise...I mean we all knew this was coming. Kanye usually takes whatever opportunity he can to be a fuckin jerk but it's normally on his own time. In an effort not be outdone by the insanity of Lady Gaga and her WTF outfits, Kanye stormed the stage at last nights VMA's and snatched the mic from an unsuspecting Taylor Swift. He then proceeded to kiss Beyonce's ass by declaring her video "the best of the decade". I mean "Single Ladies" was an international phenomenon and probably should have won but that's some shit you tweet about. Let that girl have her moment. Taylor obviously wasn't used to arrogant nigga behavior as her face showed it. She was shocked as all hell or as me and Taz call it, she had "the dick look". Had that have been some ghetto bitch like Fantasia or Keysha Cole, Kanye might have had a fist fight on his hands. Them chicks wouldn't even had said shit...they just would've cut his ass. I know they carry blades. Anyway, I'm glad the MTV security promptly escorted his black ass up and out and that Beyonce gave Taylor a chance to finish her speech, but in the end Kanye got exactly what he wanted. So congrats to you Mr. West, you are the douchebag of the week. I hope your bald head girlfriend cussed you out last night.

-Krizz