...Damn... so first it was the "she's and fat and wore the mom jeans" thing right? Then the whole "Tony Romo called her up and dumped her over the phone on his birthday" thing right? Okay okay so now check this one out...her dog...was kidnapped...by a coyote. Right in front of her face. Just ran by and snatched up the dog and ran away into the night. Isn't that fucking hilarious?!!! No wait wait wait...it gets better. They issued a picture...and reward...if anyone can find the dog! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! They say that the dog was kidnapped like real people did this and not a wild hungry beast. So okay, so I guess the coyote is supposed to see this, right, and instead of devouring the dog have an attck of conscious and bring it back? Or maybe call up Jessica Simpson on his Iphone and negotiate a deal? Or is she expecting some poor idiot to see a coyote just randomly walking down the street with a little dog in it's mouth and fight the coyote for the dog? News flash honey...that little motherfucker is dead. Maybe you shouldn't live in a place where coyotes run free all day and night. I mean Baltimore aint no great place to be...but at least we don't have coyotes. Just big ass rats.
-Krizz
see the full story here:
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jessica-simpson-distraught-after-dog-taken-by-coyote/27798
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