Hey everybody!!!! GREAT NEWS!!!

After a long hiatus I am making my triumphant return to the world of blogging with spectacular news. Medical research shows that staring at boobies for 10 minutes is as healthy as a 30 minute gym workout. Hell....Yeah...Now I can finally give my girl a valid reason for gauking at tits. I'll be like "...but baby, I'm thinkin about my health here. Isn't that important to you? lol...

-Krizz

MESS of the WEEK!! Keisha Cole's crack head family!!

No hood rat gathering is complete without at least one Tranny!

Bitch, next time don't wear your shoes that tight!

At least the bitch shaved!


Okay...Maybe two trannies I guess, and the chick on the left looks kinda manly too.

Keisha Cole's sister looks like something you'd find in the frozen food section at The Super Walmart in the silver dress!

Not to sound like a Judgemental Jared, not to be confused with fat Jared from the Subway commercials, but everytime I see keisha Cole's ghetto ass family, I feel better about my reckless alcoholism and trendy drug use!!!

Shame on you BET for giving these hood rats hoochie mamas their own reality show.

With Whitney's train wreck comeback performance, and these chicks reality show premier party, I guess mutant crack heads are having the best week ever!

TAZ

PS. I guess "Flava of Love" will officially be out done in messiness and coonery after all!

A sad day...Crack Overcomes the R&B Diva!!

This is what that bitch Sandra Rose is reporting or her retarded little blog.

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The rumors that Whitney’s pipes are shot were confirmed today when Whitney performed live in front of 5,000 ‘GMA’ invitees in New York’s Central Park.Whitney, whom music critics once said was endowed with the voice of an Angel, taped segments of her concert today around 11 a.m. for Good Morning America which airs tomorrow on ABC. ‘GMA’ gave away free tickets on its website and hard core Whitney fans came from as far away as Australia and stood in line since 10 p.m. Monday night to see Whitney perform.But murmurs soon swept through the crowd once whitney began to sing. “I’m a little disappointed,” said Joao Andrade, 28. “I think she was brave to come out with no voice. She couldn’t sing. She was really damaged.”Whitney blamed talk show maven Oprah for her less than stellar performance. “I’m so sorry. I did ‘Oprah.’ I’ve been talking for so long. … I talked so much, my voice,” she said, trailing off.“I shouldn’t be talking. I should be singing,” she said before breaking into her final, crowd-pleasing number, “I’m Every Woman.”Most in the crowd were deliriously happy just to be in Whitney’s presence. Some fans held up home made signs professing their love for the Diva.Fans were moved to tears when Whitney apologized to them before closing out her brief 3-song set.“It brought tears to my eyes,” said Raleigh Hatcher, 38, of Jersey City. “She’s been through so much in her life. She’s been working very hard, and it’s a lot to do. And she’s been doing it well.”

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Not to be a negative Nancy, but all I am saying is R.I.P Nippy. Your voice has truly been destroyed.

Sadly, all you have left is "Being Bobby Brown" season 2.

You will be missed.

TAZ

Riding the "Michael is Dead" bandwagon, LaToya AKA Toy Toy Jackson to "Dance with the Stars"

While I must proclaim and declare its something very tacky about how some of them bitch ass Jacksons **cough-cough Joe & Jermaine** are milking Michael's death for all its worth, Toy Toy doing dancing with the stars isn't that bad considering she has kind of found her niche in the reality show genre.

I guess I give her my blessings. Toy Toy dance you ass off.

Now back to the real question at hand, why isn't Michael buried yet?

Shit motherfuckas...I feel great like Tony the Tiger today...

I went to bed at $7:30pm yesterday while trying to watch "Pineapple Express"...I can never make it through that damn movie for some reason. Of course I pulled a Michael Jacks0n and popped a bunch of sleeping pills(Thank the lawd I didn't have a Dr. Doom around to make sure I didn't wake up). Anyways, I hit the gym this morning, and I had a amazing breakfast, so I feel the best I've had in weeks.

Moral of the story, even though the last few weeks have been bullshit, a good workout and breakfast always makes the day great.

Try it sometimes bitches.

TAZ

Whssup bitches! To relaunch the blogspot...I got a gift for ya'll...New Jayz ft. Riri and Kanye!

http://www.zshare.net/audio/6310053424e05ba9/

I personally think the track is hot!

And just to let you know, we're back in the studio and hitting the club scene again...So hide your wallets, purses, etc.

On our hiatus we been talking to Jimmy Jam and a few others. After a great conversation in Philly, Michael passed away, and Jimmy was already super busy in the studio with both Usher and Janet, so hopefully we aren't forgotten. Time will tell.

I keep telling ya'll that grammy membership is good.

I also got some business done in Miami last weekend. Seen Femi, do you thing.

I also might have a new writing gig on the way.

What do you think of the new Jay Z song?

Let me know.

Holla

TAZ

A couple of points I need to get off my chest about Michael Jackson...

First of all, why are some people hating on all the attention he is getting like he isn't the biggest star ever in pop music? He is the most famous person in the world you sons of bitches, of course his death will be covered because people care.

Second of all, Katherine Jackson is too damn to be watching them kids. Give them to Janet. She is the only one being classy in all of this.

Thirdly, somebody please give Tito, Joe, Latoya, and especially Jermaine a glass of shut the fuck up. Each of them are doing all these interviews for hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to squeeze the last bit of money they can from Michael.

You all need to stop. You look tacky.

And finally, how is Lil Wayne gonna call Michael Jackson a fag when he kisses a grown man named Baby in the mouth? He's needs his ass whooped.

Just my opinion.

TAZ