Monday, July 28, 2008

Mess of the Week..."Madonna and Child"...




I don't know if its possible as a christian to call the "Madonna and Child" ugly, but in the case of the pop star and her daughter, they are a hot ass ugly mess. Somebody run quickly and get Madonna a cheesecake Diddy style. Close all the gyms and yoga studios around her cause she is over doing it, and open more salons to help her daughter handle her mustach and unibrow situation.

...And what is with Madonna's cheeks and sassy arm veins?

I understand getting caught cheating on your husband with baseball players the same week your brother releases a tell all book is tough, but still you get an "Oh Hell No" for looking so messy.

Oh hell no.
Lady get it together. People paid too much money for your tour tickets to have you having a damn break down right now.

TAZ

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