I'm so drunk that when I piss I smell vodka...LMAO

And when I talk I smell vodka.

And when I move I smell vodka.

And everybody around me smells vodka.

And the worst part is I'm at work.

Some fat bitch was playing ono and she looks over at me and says, "You smell like vodka", and I says, "and you playing ono on a federal government salary, so shut the fuck up." She did. Drunk at work is the new cool.

TAZ, wishing he was Erik Ra'Shad