Thursday, January 29, 2009

Snuggie?? WTF???!!!


I need a scheme like right now. You know that cheesy commercial for the Snuggie? Y'all know what I'm talking about. It's the blanket with sleeves. The commercial has people wearing them everywhere. To the mall, to football games, I think I even saw a homeless dude with one. Well anyway, my reason behind speaking on this is because it has been brought to my attention that Snuggie has sold 4 million units at 19.95 a piece! That's calculates to a whopping $79,800,000! THE FUCKING SNUGGIE HAS MADE 80 MILLION DOLLARS!!! Pardon me now. I'm retreating to my chambers to conjure up schemes and plots. How about a blanket with legs...hmmm


Krizz

Who says the Arabs don't have a sense of humor?!!


Cause this shit is hilarious. An Iraq sculpture artist recently paid tribute to the gangsta ass reporter who hurled his shoes at Bush. This dude erected a huge statue of the shoe itself for all to see and laugh at uncontrollably. If Iraq keeps this kind of American humor up they're gonna be the coolest country like ever.
Krizz
Iraqi shoe hurler inspires art in Saddam hometown
AP

BAGHDAD – When an Iraqi journalist hurled his shoes at George W. Bush last month at a Baghdad press conference, the attack spawned a flood of Web quips, political satire and street rallies across the Arab world.
Now it's inspired a work of art. A sofa-sized sculpture — a single copper-coated shoe on a stand carved to resemble flowing cloth — was formally unveiled to the public Thursday in the hometown of the late Iraqi ruler Saddam Hussein.
Officials and visitors walked around the outdoor sculpture during the brief ceremony, pondering on its eccentricities — such as a tree poking up from the shoe's interior.
Its sculptor called it a fitting tribute to the shoe hurler, Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi, and his folk hero reputation in parts of the Muslim world and beyond.
The Baghdad-based artist, Laith al-Amari, said the work honors al-Zeidi and "is a source of pride for all Iraqis." He added: "It's not a political work,"
But its location in Saddam's hometown of Tikrit, about 80 miles north of Baghdad, is a point of reference for prewar nostalgia among some Iraqis.
The sculpture also includes an ode to al-Zeidi and mentions the virtues of being "able to tell the truth out loud."
Al-Zeidi had shouted in Arabic as he pulled off his shoes and heaved them at Bush during the news conference. "This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq," screamed al-Zeidi, who was working for a Cairo-based television station.
Bush dodged both shoes, but the image was extremely powerful in Arab culture, where throwing shoes at someone is a sign of extreme contempt. Iraqis whacked a toppled statue of Saddam following the U.S.-led invasion with their shoes and slippers.
"This monument ... will remain a present for the forthcoming generations," said Fatin Abdul-Qadir al-Nasiri, director of a Tikrit orphanage whose children helped fashion the sculpture. "(They) will remember the story of the hero (al-Zeidi) who bid farewell to the U.S. president ... in such a way.
Al-Zeidi was scheduled to face trial last month on a charge of assaulting a foreign leader, but the court date was postponed after his attorney filed a motion to reduce the charges.
On Monday, Swiss lawyer Mauro Poggia said al-Zeidi planned to seek political asylum in Switzerland, but one of al-Zeidi's brothers denied the report.


Kudos to you little girl for surviving being tossed 190 feet off a bridge by your father!!


So what you died four hours later. The point is you survived at all. My black ass would have been dead on contact!

TAZ

PS. Is it me on are kids having the worst year ever so far in 2009? Their parents is killing their little asses left and right. My advice...Please do your home work, cause if might get messy.


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January 29, 2009. MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) — A man has been charged with throwing his 4-year-old daughter to her death from a traffic bridge above a river in Australia's second-largest city, officials said.The 36-year-old father was scheduled to appear in a Melbourne court later Thursday charged with her murder, police Sgt. Creina O'Grady said. He faces a maximum life sentence if convicted.The girl was rushed to Royal Children's Hospital after being dragged barely alive from the Yarra River. The hospital said she died about four hours after the 190-foot fall.The father had appeared before a family court on Tuesday and Wednesday to settle custody of the couple's three children with their mother, a court official said.The girl's two brothers may have been inside an SUV parked nearby when the man allegedly dropped the girl off the West Gate Bridge, Detective Inspector Steve Clark told reporters.The surviving children were still with their father when he was arrested about an hour later outside the family court, he said.Police have not named the suspect, the victim or other members of the family. Australian athorities often withhold information that could identify children involved in a crime as suspects or victims, or their families.The alleged murder happened during rush hour on the bridge, an eight-lane freeway linking downtown Melbourne with the city's western suburbs.Shocked witnesses called police to report seeing the girl being thrown from the bridge into the river shortly after 9 a.m.A man "dropped (her) over the bridge" into the water, and police in a boat rescued the child about 10 minutes later, Clark said.Clark said their mother had been informed but did not give details.A court official, who declined to be named because she was not authorized to speak to the media, said the custody hearing over the children had ended Wednesday without a ruling because the parents had agreed to share access.The hearing had been listed to resume Thursday, but neither parent had been expected to attend for a third day in court, she said.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

FINALLY: Late ass Kelly Rowland has finally left the Beyonce brigade!!!!


Its about time! I was wondering if she was gonna ever figure out that all he gave a fuck about was his daughters.

If Michelle was smart, she'd be next.

As far what happened, my Miami spies have confirmed reports of constant feuding between Solange and Rowland. I'm just glad the bitch finally woke up to smell the coffee.


TAZ


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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


January 28, 2009

Joint statement from Mathew Knowles and Kelly Rowland on their amicable professional split:


"After a very positive meeting between Kelly Rowland and myself, we have amicably agreed to end our professional relationship. My company, Music World, will continue to manage Destiny's Child as a group. As an artist Kelly has incredible talent and I only wish her the best. We will always be family first and foremost, and as a dad I only have love for Kelly." ----Mathew Knowles


"Mathew Knowles has been a positive influence in my career. I have had great success under his guidance — both as a member of Destiny’s Child and with my solo projects. Although we have decided to part ways professionally, the Knowles family and the entire Music World Entertainment team will always be my family." ---Kelly Rowland

Friday, January 23, 2009

New Eminem...



As an Eminem fan I have to say that I am not that impressed. Sounds like 50 wrote it for him. Or maybe he was just playing around in the studio and it got leaked. Whatever the case I know Em can come with better than this. We need you man! Hip hop is holding on for dear life!


Krizz

Give it a listen here:

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The tragedy of Joaquin Phoenix...

Remember this guy...





He's this guy now...

Oh, unforgiving tragedy. When fame and power become a lifestyle one of two things occur everytime. One either will flourish....or become batshit crazy. In the case of Joaquin Phoenix, batshit crazy is not even the horrible part. It's much, much worse than that. He's a rapper now. Yes, the same guy who kicked ass in the Johnny Cash movie is trying his hand at rap. As an extraordinary emcee myself, my take on it is this...he sucks. He's coming off like a real drugged up douchebag right now and I don't appreciate it. There's enough terrible rap out there to keep hip-hop stagnant for the next decade and he, seemingly, is not satisfied with that. He wants to further ruin the genre by looking like a homeless retard while rapping. I wish Joaquin Phoenix nothing but hard times and obnoxious booing while pursuing his rap career. Moron...

Check out the video of his first stellar performance...

Krizz




Kanye's offensive new mullet hairstyle. The hair police will be notified immediately!!!





I know its a real kick in the balls when your girlfriend gets all "Heartless" and breaks your heart but that is still no excuse for a mullet!!!

Kanye West, you suck!

LMAO

TAZ