I need a scheme like right now. You know that cheesy commercial for the Snuggie? Y'all know what I'm talking about. It's the blanket with sleeves. The commercial has people wearing them everywhere. To the mall, to football games, I think I even saw a homeless dude with one. Well anyway, my reason behind speaking on this is because it has been brought to my attention that Snuggie has sold 4 million units at 19.95 a piece! That's calculates to a whopping $79,800,000! THE FUCKING SNUGGIE HAS MADE 80 MILLION DOLLARS!!! Pardon me now. I'm retreating to my chambers to conjure up schemes and plots. How about a blanket with legs...hmmm
Krizz
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i'm torn between the Snuggie and the Slanket
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