Press reports a monster has washed on shore in Montauk...

That ain't no damn monster. Thats Shameeka Jenkins from up the street on Baker Street and Rosedale. Thats in Baltimore for my international and out of state readers.

Anyways, from what I heard Shameeka had this drug dealer boyfriend, and she had been hitting his supply off to support her weed habit. Supposedly, something was wrong with her cateracks.

Last Tuesday, I saw them down by the Norma Jeans strip club fist fighting, and she told everybody after she got out of Central bookings she was getting out of town.

I guess he found her.

Anyways, R.I.P.

She leaves behind her a legacy of several ugly ass kids.

TAZ

http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

Fun new use for the Vagina discovered!! The vagina is so multi useful...!!

I maliciously stole this from Perez Hilton. If he wants to talk about it or even fight about it, he can email me, and I'll meet him and we can go.

TAZ

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During a body cavity search Portage, Wisconsin, police found 27.3 grams of cocaine inside the vagina of the woman pictured above, Shavone Reece.

http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-19-cocaine-vagina

Kinda looks like she's glowing!!!!Cocaine facials, coming up at the spa!Reece was arrested in Portage after selling cocaine, marijuana and the narcotic Diazepam to an undercover officer.Thoughts from Portage P.D.?"That's a lot of cocaine," said one of their detectives, Dan Pionke.Pionke went on to say that 27 grams of coke is about the size of a golf ball.As long as she wasn't a virgin…that would've been EZ peesy to, um store, in the vagine area, right?Drug dealers these days, so creative!

If you want to make an impression in hip hop in 2008...You gotta get you some steriods.

And the best part is you can get them online from the same place Nelly gets his. Check the before and after. That bitch looks like Iron Man around the jaw just in time for the movie.

http://www.raproids.com/.

I've placed my order.

TAZ

LMAO