Showing posts with label Messy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Messy. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

So I heard the supposed Virgin auctioning off her "first time" had reached bids exceeding 6 million.


Check SpellingWhat do I feel about this? I say go for it. I can't hate on this chick. College girls get smutted out everyday. Dicks in their coochies. Dicks in their mouths. Dicks in their asses. Dicks just all around them, and this is for free. If home girl can make her doe off of it, then why not? Porn stars don't make that much their entire careers.


I would also advise this very smart business woman to secure both book and porn DVD distribution deals.


She could clear another million or 2.


Just my opinion.


TAZ


PS. Now if only I could find a way to auction my dick on Ebay. Think I wouldn't when I would? And it don't need to be for6 million either. I'm good with a $100.00 bucks towards my LA plane ticket.


HOLLA


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Okay, so I guess I have been living under a rock for a while, because I would have to believe that this is my first time hearing about Natalie Dylan. Yeah, I would have to have been under a rock, because I'm sure the news media was beyond fascinated by the story of a young lady putting her virginity up for sale.The reasoning for the auction of her, ahem, gift was well intentioned, it seems--her sister worked for a short while as a prostitute in order to pay for school, and she's offering her virginity (at a price) to pay for graduate school. They always told me graduate school wasn't cheap.
The reasoning behind the auctioning is not what has me thinking. It's the fact that she is auctioning what is supposed to be looked at as a girl's most special of gifts. You know, it's that thing that you're supposed to give away, in a night full of passion and love; in moments laced with affection, you're supposed to come to your climax while in the arms of a big, strong man who will say "I love you" while he kisses your forehead and wakes you the next day to cuddle and make you breakfast.
But, how much of that is Hollywood fantasy and how much of that is reality?
Don't get me wrong--I think virginity is something special, and something that should be held onto until you meet someone very special to share it with, but how many of us are so wrapped up by what Hollywood and television and books and magazines tell us "love" is that we just "fall in love" with anyone we catch a couple butterflies for? And after we "fall in love," we have the "permission" to fall into something else, if you catch my drift.
So, after reading about Ms. Dylan and her auction, I find myself at an intellectual crossroads. What if Ms. Dylan is simply the face of the modern female, logically using what she has to get what she wants? What if the butterflies, love, and candlelit smoke and mirrors of the first-time fantasy are nothing more than the remnants of an old-fashioned way of thinking, ceasing to exist in front of our eyes?
Men stereotypically ache to rid themselves of their virginity. Maybe Ms. Dylan is simply a step smarter--she's not giving it away for free.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

"AS THE MESSY TURNS" And I thought R Kelly's piss fetish was gross...


I really have no comment. I mean if R Kelly is allowed to pee on chicks...*Barfs evrywhere*

TAZ

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COLUMBUS, Ohio — A man accused of shutting off water to a public restroom as part of a plan to collect boys' urine pleaded no contest Monday to a charge of criminal mischief.
According to police, Alan Patton was discovered trying to obtain urine inside a men's restroom at Sports Ohio, located on Cosgray Road, on June 14, 10TV News reported.

Authorities said Patton had shut off water to urinals and placed cups inside them. At the time of his arrest, Patton told officers that "he wasn't hurting anyone and that he suffers from an illness," according to a police report.
After an earlier arrest in 2006, Patton told Gahanna police that he suffered from urophilia, a sexual fetish involving urine.

After Patton pleaded no contest on Monday, a judge sentenced him to 60 days in jail. However, a defense attorney said the sentence would be appealed before Patton was required to report to jail, 10TV's Maureen Kocot reported.

According to the attorney, Patton was denied his right to a speedy trial after the judge in the case ordered a mental competency evaluation. The defense claimed that the judge abused discretion and unnecessarily delayed Patton's trial.
In the meantime, Patton was ordered to remain on strict house arrest, and stay away from any place where children might gather, Kocot reported.
The attorney said the sentence would be appealed within the next two weeks.
After the appeal is filed, Patton would be allowed to post bond and be released from custody, Kocot reported.

Upon his release, Patton would not be required to be on house arrest, or be tracked by a Global Positioning System device. The judge said a GPS device would cost the city about $400 a month and the appeal process could take more than a year.
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