The Mysterious Messy Blogspot!!

The Gods of Photoshop have struck again!! How the hell do you take Shitney Queers from that to that?

2011-02-02T09:41:00.000-08:00

I'll be damned!

Sexy new album cover Shitney...
Taz Jonez

TAKE YOUR CRAZY PILLS: Aretha Franklin thinks Halle Berry should play her in film...

2011-02-01T06:14:00.000-08:00

So...Aretha Frankin's ass calls in to the Wendy Williams show talking about her biopic and how only Halle Berry could play her. I was thinking, bitch is you crazy. There is no way Halle Berry can play you. She can't sing. She is pretty, and she doesn't resemble a wild African Hippo.

Halle Berry, of course, rejected her several times because she continued to beg after the intial rejection.

Somebody give her a reality check...Please.

There was a time I would have said Jennifer Hudson, but since she went from size 80 to size 0, there is no way she is gonna put back on those 400 pounds necessary to really look like Aretha Franklin. Maybe Fantasia can borrow Eddie Murphy's fatsuit from the Nutty Professor movie and make it work.

Realistically though, I'm thinking the only bitch that can pull this off is the chick that played Precious.

What do you think?

The Unstoppable Nuklehidz teach Fuel Television all about the legendary Baltimore chicken box and half and half...

2011-01-31T18:27:00.000-08:00

Live and learn mother fuckas!! -Click the text dumb ass!

BEAT YOUR KIDS: Guess What This lady did when her children got 'mouthy' and started giving her a bunch of back talk!!!

2011-01-31T14:18:00.000-08:00

YES LADY GIVE ME CRAZY!! LMAO...Mouthy ass kids get on my nerves too, but being honest, I would have maybe pistol whipped them instead of flat shooting them...but hey, either way she showed them little motherfuckas that she was not the one to play with.

My mother used to tell me that she brought me into the world and could take me out but damn!

LMAO

TAZ

Holding a tissue and crying softly, the Tampa, Fla., mother facing double-murder charges for killing her two teenage children because they were "mouthy" appeared in court today.

The woman allegedly confessed to the officers there that she had shot son, Beau, 13 and then daughter Calyx, 16, the day before because they "talked back, they were mouthy and she was tired of it," police said. Wearing a burgundy jumpsuit with the words "inmate" written across it, Schenecker did not speak during her brief appearance in court via closed circuit cameras from the Hillsborough County Jail. Judge Walter Heinrich ordered her held without bond.

Schenecker's husband, Army Col. Parker Schenecker, is making his way back from Qatar, where he was on military assignment. He was not present at his wife's court appearance. Schenecker's mother had reportedly grown concerned about her daughter's depression. When a call to her daughter wasn't answered Friday morning, she called police. After being read her Miranda Rights, police said, Schenecker confessed to shooting her son twice in the head while they were on the way to soccer practice.

She told police that she then drove to the family home in a gated country club community in north Tampa, where she shot her daughter in the back of the head while the teen was studying at her computer, police said. The children "never saw it coming," police spokeswoman Laura McElroy said. Judge Heinrich said the court will request the appointment of doctors for a mental evaluation of Schenecker. Brad Garrett, a former FBI profiler and special agent who's now an ABC News consultant, said, "In situations where women kill their children ... about 80 percent of the time, it's driven by some mental illness issue ... and what happens is women become so depressed, they believe they can't go on in life and in some situations, they believe that it's better that the children not go on without them there, so they kill the children, then kill themselves." Schenecker reportedly intended to kill herself, police said. She had left a note detailing why she'd killed her children and her plan to commit suicide, police said.

the rest http://abcnews.go.com/US/julie-schenecker-released-hospital-charged-killing-kids/story?id=12801885

And now its time for: A Nuklehid'z thoughts on Freeloading

2010-10-09T09:13:00.001-07:00

Freeloading is about who you are, not what you do.

Freeloading is not genetic but aquired through years of training and hours of practice.

Like Biology or chemistry, freeloading is a science that requires methods, theories and experimentation.

I once saw a man in a $700.00 suit with expensive rings and jewelries on freeload a quarter from a homeless man.

It was beautiful.

Sincerely,

Taz Jones

And now for an episode of "Whats Weird" featuring...Michael Jackson

2010-09-29T04:14:00.000-07:00

I know its wrong to beat a dead horse....errrr...pop star....but do you know that crazy man used to hire Michael Jackson impersonators to perform at his birthday parties? I guess when you are the greatest performer that ever lived even you want a front row seat at your own damn concert.

Either way, that shit is weird!

TAZ

So let me get this straight...you DON'T like gay people?

2010-09-24T08:27:00.000-07:00

Eddie Long...Eddie Long...Eddie Long. Wow. Damn dude. Like everything you say right now really don't mean shit cause a picture is worth 1,000 words. Or in this case, a picture means your an undercover guy lover. I'd like to hear the excuse for this one. "Well I was sending a picture message to God to show him how well I was taking care of my self. My body is my temple." C'mon man. It's a wrap for ya. Take it all in stride tho...Jesus got your back....but probably no the way you want him to...oooh...burned.

Krizz

McCain's Old Ass Responds to Lady Gaga or Rather Doesn't!!!

2010-09-24T06:25:00.000-07:00

I hate that old ass lying bitch.

I should hit his old ass in the head!

He should be fossilized with the rest of the damn dinosaurs!

One thing I have to say about these lying ass fucktard republicans is they are really opening up young America's eyes to the bullshit of politics and, in a way, forcing us to become involved.

I am actually considering going to Washington October 2nd, 2010 for the 'March for Jobs".

Until later mothasuckas...:)

TAZ

And, what about the Lady Gaga vote? Senator McCain brought up the pop star and her opposition to ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ which was scheduled for a vote the day after McCain’s visit to our bureau, saying “I didn’t Twitter back. I only twitter with Snooki as you know. I did say, I said, look, I welcome her in the debate, I’ll welcome all of her young fans into the debate. Let’s have everybody in the the debate…it’s good to have lots of people involved.”
The summit upshot: if polls are correct and Republicans win more seats in the Senate and retake the House, all of Washington may be singing a different tune come November 3rd.

http://blogs.reuters.com/summits/2010/09/23/lady-gaga-may-not-be-the-only-one-singing-a-new-tune-in-november/

You rock Lady Gaga!!!!

2010-09-22T11:09:00.000-07:00

My sexy ass is going to have to take the time to agree with Gag(Lady Gaga) on this 'don't ask, don't tell' issue and actually take it one step further.

Get real people, gays are everywhere. They are in the military, in law enforcement, in sports, on TV and everywhere else. If you don't like working with gays, and are in the military, then get the fuck out. In fact, kill yourself because there is no career you can get where there won't be gays, and be sure to take McCain with you. He is about as useless as a bag of rocks.

They might not 'tell', but does that really matter if they are there regardless looking at your raw ass in the shower considering that's what half of you dumb bitches believe? Frankly, I believe you bitches should get over yourselves. The most homophobic folks tend to be the ugly ass fuckers that the gays would never want in the first place.

People seriously, find something to do with yourselves other than stressing over other grown folks bedroom behavior.

Lady Gaga you rock for being the true representative for the people. I hope you stage some kind of protest or something in DC with your 'little monsters' cause I will sure be there fighting for justice. Bottom line is people, if you let these repubz start pulling off these injustices, they will continue and continue until eventually one of these injustices will effect you.

Lets put those sorry bitches in their place now.

Its not about gay, straight, black, or white; it is about freedom and if we don't stop these antics now they will just get worst.

The resemblance is striking!!!

2010-01-13T13:38:00.000-08:00

I mean you have to admit it. This thing does look like James Cagney. Okay maybe not but he was first thing to come to my mind when I saw this thing. He was an actor by the way. Back before good movies were made. It's like the ghost of James Cagney decided to have fun with beastiality. So apparently there is either a shortage of hot women in Turkey or the sheep there are really, really sexy. Some dude banged a sheep. But what's worse is that he didn't use a condom. Or maybe he did but the sheep was a trifling whore and poked holes in it. I don't know. Personally I think this little bugger is rather cute. He looks like he might have even talked like Cagney "Maah See!! I need some nipple juice mommy see!! Maah!!" or something like that. I said "might have even talked like"because the locals took it upon themselves to murder this thing. Quickly. Something about it being a hellspawn. Question. Why not murder the sociopath who banged the sheep?! I'm just sayin'...

-Krizz

http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0

James Cameron is my new hero

2010-01-05T07:44:00.000-08:00

It's hard for me to admit when I'm wrong because it's a rare occasion. Like Haley's Comet or Lindsay Lohan sober. I was the first to say that James Cameron was going to have a large debt to pay back after his 500 million dollar price tag on Avatar. Boy was I wrong. Am I stupid or something? Re-tard me thought "hey you know people are broke as hell and wont take a chance on some new sci-fi movie." Avatar has been out for three weeks and has already cleard a billion worldwide. A billion. Worldwide. James Cameron is a freakin cash magnet and I want to be his new best friend. This man could make a movie about the history of the paper clip and it would make a billion dollars. Maybe if I offer to kiil his enemies or wash his feet he'll break me off some ends.

Krizz

Curiosity Killed the Cat...

2009-12-02T11:15:00.000-08:00

After my long hiatus I have returned. First off I'd like to say that newborns are a motherfucker. Beautiful, yes. Adorable, you betcha. That all seems to fall by the wayside at 4:45 a.m. when you just want to sleep. Anyway. Let's talk Tiger. You got caught nigga. Don't leave no voicemail with these hoes man. You married son!!! Let me rephrase that. You're married and worth about $750 million!!! Now you're wife is either going to take half of your shit and bounce now...or...make your life hell on earth for a little while longer...then take half your shit and bounce. Either way she's taking half your shit. That's why I think superstars should only cheat with other superstars. Look at Brad Pitt. Cheated on Jenny with Angie right? Left Jenny and ended up with a hotter chick with more bank. Bingo.

_KRIZZ

It just gets worse and worse for poor Jessica...

2009-09-15T11:54:00.000-07:00

...Damn... so first it was the "she's and fat and wore the mom jeans" thing right? Then the whole "Tony Romo called her up and dumped her over the phone on his birthday" thing right? Okay okay so now check this one out...her dog...was kidnapped...by a coyote. Right in front of her face. Just ran by and snatched up the dog and ran away into the night. Isn't that fucking hilarious?!!! No wait wait wait...it gets better. They issued a picture...and reward...if anyone can find the dog! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! They say that the dog was kidnapped like real people did this and not a wild hungry beast. So okay, so I guess the coyote is supposed to see this, right, and instead of devouring the dog have an attck of conscious and bring it back? Or maybe call up Jessica Simpson on his Iphone and negotiate a deal? Or is she expecting some poor idiot to see a coyote just randomly walking down the street with a little dog in it's mouth and fight the coyote for the dog? News flash honey...that little motherfucker is dead. Maybe you shouldn't live in a place where coyotes run free all day and night. I mean Baltimore aint no great place to be...but at least we don't have coyotes. Just big ass rats.

-Krizz

see the full story here:

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jessica-simpson-distraught-after-dog-taken-by-coyote/27798

Douchebag of the Week: Kanye West

2009-09-14T13:41:00.000-07:00

Yeah, yeah, surprise, suprise...I mean we all knew this was coming. Kanye usually takes whatever opportunity he can to be a fuckin jerk but it's normally on his own time. In an effort not be outdone by the insanity of Lady Gaga and her WTF outfits, Kanye stormed the stage at last nights VMA's and snatched the mic from an unsuspecting Taylor Swift. He then proceeded to kiss Beyonce's ass by declaring her video "the best of the decade". I mean "Single Ladies" was an international phenomenon and probably should have won but that's some shit you tweet about. Let that girl have her moment. Taylor obviously wasn't used to arrogant nigga behavior as her face showed it. She was shocked as all hell or as me and Taz call it, she had "the dick look". Had that have been some ghetto bitch like Fantasia or Keysha Cole, Kanye might have had a fist fight on his hands. Them chicks wouldn't even had said shit...they just would've cut his ass. I know they carry blades. Anyway, I'm glad the MTV security promptly escorted his black ass up and out and that Beyonce gave Taylor a chance to finish her speech, but in the end Kanye got exactly what he wanted. So congrats to you Mr. West, you are the douchebag of the week. I hope your bald head girlfriend cussed you out last night.

-Krizz

Hey everybody!!!! GREAT NEWS!!!

2009-09-09T12:18:00.000-07:00

After a long hiatus I am making my triumphant return to the world of blogging with spectacular news. Medical research shows that staring at boobies for 10 minutes is as healthy as a 30 minute gym workout. Hell....Yeah...Now I can finally give my girl a valid reason for gauking at tits. I'll be like "...but baby, I'm thinkin about my health here. Isn't that important to you? lol...

-Krizz

MESS of the WEEK!! Keisha Cole's crack head family!!

2009-09-02T11:17:00.001-07:00

No hood rat gathering is complete without at least one Tranny!

Bitch, next time don't wear your shoes that tight!

At least the bitch shaved!

Okay...Maybe two trannies I guess, and the chick on the left looks kinda manly too.

Keisha Cole's sister looks like something you'd find in the frozen food section at The Super Walmart in the silver dress!

Not to sound like a Judgemental Jared, not to be confused with fat Jared from the Subway commercials, but everytime I see keisha Cole's ghetto ass family, I feel better about my reckless alcoholism and trendy drug use!!!

Shame on you BET for giving these hood rats hoochie mamas their own reality show.

With Whitney's train wreck comeback performance, and these chicks reality show premier party, I guess mutant crack heads are having the best week ever!

TAZ

PS. I guess "Flava of Love" will officially be out done in messiness and coonery after all!

A sad day...Crack Overcomes the R&B Diva!!

2009-09-02T11:04:00.001-07:00

This is what that bitch Sandra Rose is reporting or her retarded little blog.

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The rumors that Whitney’s pipes are shot were confirmed today when Whitney performed live in front of 5,000 ‘GMA’ invitees in New York’s Central Park.Whitney, whom music critics once said was endowed with the voice of an Angel, taped segments of her concert today around 11 a.m. for Good Morning America which airs tomorrow on ABC. ‘GMA’ gave away free tickets on its website and hard core Whitney fans came from as far away as Australia and stood in line since 10 p.m. Monday night to see Whitney perform.But murmurs soon swept through the crowd once whitney began to sing. “I’m a little disappointed,” said Joao Andrade, 28. “I think she was brave to come out with no voice. She couldn’t sing. She was really damaged.”Whitney blamed talk show maven Oprah for her less than stellar performance. “I’m so sorry. I did ‘Oprah.’ I’ve been talking for so long. … I talked so much, my voice,” she said, trailing off.“I shouldn’t be talking. I should be singing,” she said before breaking into her final, crowd-pleasing number, “I’m Every Woman.”Most in the crowd were deliriously happy just to be in Whitney’s presence. Some fans held up home made signs professing their love for the Diva.Fans were moved to tears when Whitney apologized to them before closing out her brief 3-song set.“It brought tears to my eyes,” said Raleigh Hatcher, 38, of Jersey City. “She’s been through so much in her life. She’s been working very hard, and it’s a lot to do. And she’s been doing it well.”

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Not to be a negative Nancy, but all I am saying is R.I.P Nippy. Your voice has truly been destroyed.

Sadly, all you have left is "Being Bobby Brown" season 2.

You will be missed.

TAZ

Riding the "Michael is Dead" bandwagon, LaToya AKA Toy Toy Jackson to "Dance with the Stars"

2009-08-12T09:43:00.000-07:00

While I must proclaim and declare its something very tacky about how some of them bitch ass Jacksons **cough-cough Joe & Jermaine** are milking Michael's death for all its worth, Toy Toy doing dancing with the stars isn't that bad considering she has kind of found her niche in the reality show genre.

I guess I give her my blessings. Toy Toy dance you ass off.

Now back to the real question at hand, why isn't Michael buried yet?

Shit motherfuckas...I feel great like Tony the Tiger today...

2009-07-30T04:06:00.001-07:00

I went to bed at $7:30pm yesterday while trying to watch "Pineapple Express"...I can never make it through that damn movie for some reason. Of course I pulled a Michael Jacks0n and popped a bunch of sleeping pills(Thank the lawd I didn't have a Dr. Doom around to make sure I didn't wake up). Anyways, I hit the gym this morning, and I had a amazing breakfast, so I feel the best I've had in weeks.

Moral of the story, even though the last few weeks have been bullshit, a good workout and breakfast always makes the day great.

Try it sometimes bitches.

TAZ

Whssup bitches! To relaunch the blogspot...I got a gift for ya'll...New Jayz ft. Riri and Kanye!

2009-07-24T14:24:00.000-07:00

http://www.zshare.net/audio/6310053424e05ba9/

I personally think the track is hot!

And just to let you know, we're back in the studio and hitting the club scene again...So hide your wallets, purses, etc.

On our hiatus we been talking to Jimmy Jam and a few others. After a great conversation in Philly, Michael passed away, and Jimmy was already super busy in the studio with both Usher and Janet, so hopefully we aren't forgotten. Time will tell.

I keep telling ya'll that grammy membership is good.

I also got some business done in Miami last weekend. Seen Femi, do you thing.

I also might have a new writing gig on the way.

What do you think of the new Jay Z song?

Let me know.

Holla

TAZ

A couple of points I need to get off my chest about Michael Jackson...

2009-07-22T16:33:00.001-07:00

First of all, why are some people hating on all the attention he is getting like he isn't the biggest star ever in pop music? He is the most famous person in the world you sons of bitches, of course his death will be covered because people care.

Second of all, Katherine Jackson is too damn to be watching them kids. Give them to Janet. She is the only one being classy in all of this.

Thirdly, somebody please give Tito, Joe, Latoya, and especially Jermaine a glass of shut the fuck up. Each of them are doing all these interviews for hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to squeeze the last bit of money they can from Michael.

You all need to stop. You look tacky.

And finally, how is Lil Wayne gonna call Michael Jackson a fag when he kisses a grown man named Baby in the mouth? He's needs his ass whooped.

Just my opinion.

TAZ

"UGLY BABY ALERT!" featuring Pro Biker Lance Armstrong's Mutant Baby Max!

2009-06-05T10:10:00.000-07:00

This is one ugly ass baby, and it truly needs its own Garbage Pail Kid sticker.

This baby will not be a chick magnet.

This baby will not be a heart breaker.

This baby will be lucky to even have friends looking the way it does.

A fairy princess can kiss this toad all she wants, but it shall never become a prince. If that was my baby, I'd lock its ugly ass in the basement. It could not go anywhere with me looking all messy!! LMAO

Taz

And the "Bitch Stop Hating" award goes to...Spike Lee!!

2009-06-05T09:12:00.000-07:00

So apparently Spike Lee is mad cause lately his movies have sucked and been wayyyyyyyyyy over people's heads so he decides to go on a Tyler Perry hating spree. Spike if you are going to basically declare and proclaim somebody is taking the black race back 100 years with coon movies you have lots of places to go before you get to Tyler. Have you seen that new Wayans brothers dance movie.

TAZ

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http://globalgrind.com/content/679631/Spike-Lee-Rips-Tyler-Perry/?sr=1

Spike Lee had an interview with Ed Gordon on Our World with Black Enterprise scheduled to air this weekend. In the interview he complained about “coonery and buffoonery” and both of Tyler Perry’s shows “Meet the Browns” and “House of Payne,” comparing them to characters from minstrel shows.
“We’ve had this discussion back and forth. When John Singleton [made 'Boyz in the Hood'], people came out to see it. But when he did ‘Rosewood,’ nobody showed up. So a lot of this is on us! You vote with your pocketbook, your wallet. You vote with your time sitting in front of the idiot box, and [Tyler Perry] has a huge audience. We shouldn’t think that Tyler Perry is going to make the same film that I am going to make, or that John Singleton or my cousin Malcolm Lee [would make]. As African-Americans, we’re not one monolithic group, so there is room for all of that. But at the same time, for me, the imaging is troubling and it harkens back to ‘Amos n’ Andy.’”
OPINION: Why Tracy Morgan Isn’t Taking Us Two Steps
“Each artist should be allowed to pursue their artistic endeavors, but I still think there is a lot of stuff out today that is coonery and buffoonery. I know it’s making a lot of money and breaking records, but we can do better. … I am a huge basketball fan, and when I watch the games on TNT, I see these two ads for these two shows (Tyler Perry’s “Meet the Browns” and “House of Payne”), and I am scratching my head. We got a black president, and we going back to Mantan Moreland and Sleep ‘n’ Eat?

Four teenaged boys stick hockey stick up another teenaged boy's ass!!!

2009-06-04T08:36:00.000-07:00

Umm...Excuse me, but what the fuck is going on down south? I mean the first problem that I have is these 4 teenage boys, 2 black and 2 white for those who must know what race they were, are getting woodies off of sticking bats and shit up some other boy's ass. The second problem I have is that other kids are standing around watching, and the third problem I have is that no one including the kid with the hockey stick in his gut has the intentions of telling anyone.

Apparently, all this shit is happening on multiple occasions as well.

The teenagers around my neighborhood may be fake bloods and crips, but they ain't that crazy.

Maybe I will stay in Baltimore after all.

TAZ

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http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/06/04/florida.sexual.assault/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

(CNN) -- Four teenage boys in Tampa, Florida, were charged as adults Wednesday on allegations of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old boy.
Charged with four counts each of sexual battery were Randall John Moye, 14; Raymond A. Price-Murray, 14; Lee Louis Myers, 14; and Diamante J. Roberts, 15. CNN is naming the defendants because they were charged as adults.
Hillsborough County prosecutors allege the four boys raped the 13-year-old victim multiple times over two months with a broomstick and hockey stick.
At a bond and arraignment hearing, the defendants appeared before Hillsborough County Judge Wayne Timmerman to hear the counts against them read in court.
Prosecutor Kimberly Hindman described to the court how two defendants held down the victim while the other two defendants violently sodomized him with the sticks. "The victim screamed and cried, telling them to stop," Hindman said.
The prosecutor said the victim's screams could be heard outside the boys' locker room at Walker Middle School, in southern Tampa, where the allegedly assaults took place.
Multiple people witnessed the attacks, but no one reported the incidents, including the victim, Hindman said.
The school began an investigation after a fight that began on the football field and continued until a coach broke it up in the locker room, said the prosecutor. During the fight, the victim said, "I'm tired of them getting on me," Hindman said.
When school officials questioned the defendants, all four admitted in a written statement sexually assaulting the victim.
The defendants "all implicated themselves in a sexual-battery incident," Hindman said.
The victim did not acknowledge the attacks until questioned. School officials contacted authorities, who initially charged the four as minors with sexual assault and false imprisonment.
Several students witnessed the incidents over the two months, said the prosecutor, who added that she could not understand why no one reported the attacks.
The victim made a statement in court, telling the judge how his father was angry and his mother couldn't stop crying when they heard about the attacks.
Defense attorneys told the judge their clients were good students and had never been in trouble before. Attorney Tim Taylor, representing Randall Moye, said his client's family is among the finest in the community.
Taylor presented six character witnesses, including his client's mother, Jeanne Myers, who said her son wants to attend college. The prosecutor asked her about her son's written statement about the attacks. Myers said her son described clowning around in the locker room with a hockey stick. She added that he told her about holding down the victim for a few seconds.
The victim finished the academic year at home instead of returning to school, authorities said.
The judge set bond for each defendant at $15,000, with ankle monitors for all but one, who has left the area. The four boys were taken into custody in court and booked into the adult jail. The judge warned the four to have no contact with one another, the victim or any witnesses in the case.
The defendants could spend up to 120 years in prison if convicted on all four counts.

Fuck!! Not bacon too!!

2009-04-27T07:49:00.000-07:00

This is some BULLSHIT. Swine Flu?!! Really. The only motherfuckers happy about this shit are the Muslims I guarantee you. They praising Allah right now. Shit. So now they're gonna have to slaughter a bunch of pigs and hogs and shit to try to keep this thing from spreading. You know what that means. A shortage of bacon. Ham. Mmm Hmm. And all other things delicious from the disgusting yet tasty pig. That then is going to trickle down to a spike in the price of pork products. I ain't payin 8 dollars for bacon. They can kiss my ass. Bad enough my cigs cost about the same as a dime bag. Why can't something useless like a rhino or a coyote get the flu? Why's it's gotta be the edible animals all the time? Some bullshit...

-KRIZZ

Swine Flu: 5 Things You Need to Know About the Outbreak

By BRYAN WALSH Bryan Walsh – 44 mins ago

Concern that the world could be on the brink of the first influenza pandemic in more than 40 years escalated Sunday as France, Hong Kong, New Zealand and Spain reported potential new cases in which people had been infected with swine flu and Canada confirmed several new cases. In the U.S., where 20 such infections have been confirmed, federal health officials declared a public-health emergency and are preparing to distribute to state and local agenciesa quarter of the country's 50 million-dose stockpile of antiviral drugs. Meanwhile, in hard-hit Mexico, where more than 80 people have died from what is believed to be swine flu, the government closed all public schools and canceled hundreds of public events in Mexico City.

Though the World Health Organization (WHO) is referring to the situation as a "public-health emergency of international concern," the apparent emergence in several countries of an entirely new strain of H1N1 flu virus has led some scientists to believe that it is only a matter of time before the WHO declares pandemic status, a move that could prompt travel bans to infected countries. "We are clearly seeing wide spread," says Michael Osterholm, a pandemic risk expert who runs the University of Minnesota's Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy.

"There is no question." (Read about the vaccine being prepared in case of a pandemic.)
Health officials in Washington were quick to point out Sunday that none of the 20 cases identified in the U.S. so far has been fatal; all but one of the victims has recovered without needing to be hospitalized. Officials also noted that only one American has been infected so far who had not recently traveled to Mexico - a woman in Kansas got sick after her husband returned from a business trip in that country, where he became ill - but that could change as more intensive disease surveillance begins. "As we continue to look for more cases, I expect we're going to find them," said acting Centers for Disease Control (CDC) director Richard Besser.

In the U.S., where cases have also been found in California, Texas, and New York City, the declaration of a public-health emergency is part of what federal officials termed an "aggressive response" to the outbreaks. In addition to releasing from the national stockpile some 12.5 million doses of the antiviral drugs Tamiflu and Relenza - which scientists say has so far been effective against the H1N1 swine flu virus - the Department of Homeland Security will begin "passive surveillance" to screen people entering the U.S. Any traveler coming from a country with a confirmed human swine flu infection will be questioned, checked for symptoms and potentially isolated if they are found ill. Though the CDC has issued public warnings about the more serious outbreak in Mexico, there are no recommendations from Washington against traveling to the neighboring country.

That is in contrast to the more extreme actions of some other governments, including Hong Kong, where officials on Sunday urged residents to avoid going to Mexico. Hong Kong officials also ordered the immediate detention in a hospital of anyone who arrives with a fever above 100.4 F, respiratory symptoms and a history of traveling over the past seven days to a city with a confirmed case of swine flu infection.

But Washington officials Sunday did their best not to overstate the situation and emphasized that their response wasn't out of the ordinary. "I wish we could call it declaration of emergency preparedness, because that's really what it is in this context," said Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano. "We're preparing in an environment where we really don't know ultimately what the size or seriousness of this outbreak is going to be."

Right now health officials around the world are trying to take precautions without inciting panic. Here are just a few of the questions facing them - and ultimately, us as well:

1. Is this a flu pandemic?
The influenza virus is constantly mutating. That's why we can't get full immunity to the flu, the way we can to diseases like chicken pox, because there are multiple strains of the flu virus and they change from year to year. However, even though the virus makes us sick, our immune systems can usually muster enough of a response so that the flu is rarely fatal for healthy people.
But every once in awhile, the virus shifts its genetic structure so much that our immune systems offer no protection whatsoever. (This usually happens when a flu virus found in animals - like the avian flu still circulating in Asia - swaps genes with other viruses in a process called reassortment, and jumps to human beings.) A flu pandemic occurs when a new flu virus emerges for which humans have little or no immunity and then spreads easily from person to person around the world. In the 20th century we had two mild flu pandemics, in 1968 and 1957, and the severe "Spanish flu" pandemic of 1918, which killed an estimated 40 to 50 million people worldwide.
The WHO has the responsibility of declaring when a new flu pandemic is underway, and to simplify the process, the U.N. body has established six pandemic phases. Thanks to H5N1 avian flu, which has killed 257 people since 2003 but doesn't spread very well from one human to another, we're currently at phase 3. If the WHO upgraded that status to phase 4, which is marked by a new virus that begins to pass easily enough from person to person that we can detect community-sized outbreaks, such a move would effectively mean that we've got a pandemic on our hands.
The H1N1 swine flu virus has already been identified as a new virus, with genes from human and avian flus as well as the swine variety. And since it is apparently causing large-scale outbreaks in Mexico, along with separate confirmed cases in the U.S. and Canada and suspected cases in other countries, it would seem that we've already met the criteria for phase 4. But though an emergency committee met on April 25 to evaluate the situation, the WHO hasn't made the pandemic declaration yet. Keiji Fukuda, the WHO's interim assistant director-general for health, security and environment, said on Sunday that its experts "would like a little bit more information and a little bit more time to consider this." The committee is set to meet again by April 28 at the latest.
As health officials have repeatedly emphasized, with good reason, the swine flu situation is evolving rapidly, and more lab tests are needed to ascertain exactly what is going on in Mexico and elsewhere. "We want to make sure we're on solid ground," said Fukuda, a highly respected former CDC official and flu expert.

2. What will happen if this outbreak gets classified as a pandemic?
Moving the world to pandemic phase 4 would be the signal for serious containment actions to be taken on the national and international level. Given that these actions would have major implications for the global economy, not to mention the effects of the public fear that would ensue, there is concern that the WHO may be considering politics along with science. "What the WHO did makes no sense," says Osterholm. "In a potential pandemic, you need to have the WHO be beyond question, and (April 25) was not a good day for them."
Of course, declaring a pandemic isn't a decision that should be taken lightly. For the WHO, phase 4 might trigger an attempt to keep the virus from spreading by instituting strict quarantines and blanketing infected areas with antivirals. But we appear to have missed the opportunity to contain the disease at its source since the virus is already crossing borders with ease. "We cannot stop this at the border," said Anne Schuchat, the CDC's interim director for science and public health. "We don't think that we can quench this in Mexico if it's in many communities now."
That would leave the WHO and individual countries to fall back on damage control, using antivirals and old-fashioned infection control - like closing schools, limiting public gatherings and even restricting travel - to slow the spread of the virus. But such efforts would likely inflict serious damage on an already faltering global economy - and the truth is, we don't know how well those methods will work.

3. Why have the U.S. cases been so much milder than the ones in Mexico?
This is the question that has health officials from Geneva to Washington puzzled. In Mexico, swine flu has caused severe respiratory disease in a number of patients - and even more worryingly, has killed the sort of young and healthy people who can normally shrug off the flu. (Fueling such concerns is the fact that similar age groups died in unusually high numbers during the 1918 pandemic.) Yet the cases in the U.S. have all been mild and likely wouldn't have even garnered much attention if doctors hadn't begun actively looking for swine flu in recent days. "What we're seeing in this country so far is not anywhere near the severity of what we're hearing about in Mexico," said the CDC's Besser. "We need to understand that."
Some of the difference may be due to the fact that Mexico has apparently been grappling with swine flu for weeks longer than the U.S. As doctors across the U.S. begin checking patients with respiratory symptoms for swine flu, CDC officials expect to see more severe cases in the U.S. as well - and as better epidemiological work is done in Mexico, we'll probably hear about more mild cases there too. Right now, however, the true severity of the H1N1 swine flu virus is still an open question, whose answer could change over time. The 1918 Spanish flu pandemic began with a fairly mild wave of infections in the spring, but the virus returned a few months later in a far more virulent form. That could happen with the current swine flu as well. "It's quite possible for this virus to evolve," said Fukuda. "When viruses evolve, clearly they can become more dangerous to people."

4. How ready is the U.S. - and the world - to respond to a flu pandemic?
In some ways, the world is better prepared for a flu pandemic today than it has ever been. Thanks to concerns over H5N1 avian flu, the WHO, the U.S. and countries around the world have stockpiled millions of doses of antivirals that can help fight swine flu as well as other strains of influenza. The U.S. has a detailed pandemic preparation plan that was drafted under former President George W. Bush. Many other countries have similar plans. SARS and bird flu have given international health officials useful practice runs for dealing with a real pandemic. We can identify new viruses faster than ever before, and we have life-saving technologies - like artificial respirators and antivirals - that weren't available back in 1918. "I believe that the world is much, much better prepared than we have ever been for dealing with this kind of situation," said Fukuda.
At the same time, the very nature of globalization puts us at greater risk. International air travel means that infections can spread very quickly. And while the WHO can prepare a new swine flu vaccine strain in fairly short order, we still use a laborious, decades-old process to manufacture vaccines, meaning it would take months before the pharmaceutical industry could produce its full capacity of doses - and even then, there wouldn't be enough for everyone on the planet. The U.S. could be particularly vulnerable; only one plant, in Stillwater, Penn., makes flu vaccine in America. In a pandemic, that could produce some ugly political debates. "Do you really think the E.U. is going to release pandemic vaccine to the U.S. when its own people need it?" asks Osterholm.

Indeed, the greatest risk from a pandemic might not turn out to be from the swine flu virus itself - especially if it ends up being relatively mild - but what Osterholm calls "collateral damage" if governments respond to the emergency by instituting border controls and disrupting world trade. Not only would the global recession worsen - a 2008 World Bank report estimated that a severe pandemic could reduce the world's GDP by 4.8% - but we depend on international trade now for countless necessities, from generic medicines to surgical gloves. The just-in-time production systems embraced by companies like Wal-Mart - where inventories are kept as low as possible to cut waste and boost profit - mean that we don't have stockpiles of most things. Supply chains for food, medicines and even the coal that generates half our electricity are easily disruptable, with potentially catastrophic results. Though we'll likely hear calls to close the border with Mexico, Osterholm points out that a key component used in artificial respirators comes from Mexico. "We are more vulnerable to a pandemic now than at any other time over the past 100 years," he says. "We can't depend on ourselves."

5. So how scared should we be?
That depends on whom you ask. Officials at the CDC and the WHO have emphasized that while the swine flu situation is serious, they're responding with an abundance of precautions. Even Osterholm, who has been highly critical of the U.S. government's long-term failures to better prepare for a pandemic, gives the CDC a 9 out of 10 for its response so far. Outside of Mexico, the swine flu hasn't looked too serious yet - unlike during the SARS outbreaks of 2003, when an entirely new virus with no obvious treatment took the world by surprise. In the U.S., the normal flu season is winding down, which should make it easier for public-health officials to pick out swine flu cases from run-of-the-mill respiratory disease. And there are simple things that people can do to protect themselves, like practicing better hygiene (wash hands frequently and cover mouth and nose when sneezing) and staying away from public places or traveling if they feel sick. "There's a role for everyone to play when an outbreak is ongoing," said Besser.
But the truth is that every outbreak is unpredictable, and there's a lot we don't know yet about the new swine flu. There hasn't been a flu pandemic for more than a generation, and there hasn't been a truly virulent pandemic since long before the arrival of mass air transit. We're in terra incognito here. Panic would be counterproductive - especially if it results in knee-jerk reactions like closing international borders, which would only complicate the public-health response. But neither should we downplay our very real vulnerabilities. As Napolitano put it: "This will be a marathon, not a sprint." Be prepared.

Behold...GaGa got back!!

2009-04-22T11:26:00.001-07:00

I mean shit...I don't really have a lot to say about this but...DAAAAAAYUMM!!!! I thought she was kinda sexy before but this puts officially Lady GaGa on my "newest popstar I wanna bang the shit out of" list. All praise the behind of GaGa. Phenomenal...

-KRIZZ

Why is everybody so mad at Jackie Chan?

2009-04-21T14:10:00.000-07:00

I mean if someone from their native country says that they don't think total freedom is a great idea, why should anyone NOT from said country be offended? I can understand the Chinese being pissed at Jackie. Wait I take that back. Not even all Chinese just the ones that have actually lived in China. Why should anyone else even give a fuck? I know I don't. Also, from what I've heard he was referring to the entertainment industry in China because he was speaking at a PANEL DISCUSSION OF ASIAN ENTERTAINMENT. This may be bullshit but either way there's too many assholes giving there opinions on something that doesn't even involve them. Like me for instance. I'm just doing it to kill time tho. LOL. Plus I like Jackie Chan movies.

-KRIZZ

Spokesman: Jackie Chan comments out of context (AP)

Tue Apr 21, 2009, 1:55 am EDT

HONG KONG - Jackie Chan's comments that freedom may not be good for China were taken out of context, his spokesman said Tuesday, while Facebook users and Chinese scholars condemned the veteran actor on the Internet in a spreading backlash.

The 55-year-old star of the " Rush Hour " action films caused a huge uproar after he told a business forum on Saturday that it may not be good for authoritarian China to become a free society .

"I'm not sure if it's good to have freedom or not," Chan said Saturday, adding freedoms in his native Hong Kong and Taiwan made those societies "chaotic." Taiwan, which split from China in 1949, is democratic and Hong Kong , a separately ruled Chinese territory, enjoys some free elections.

"I'm gradually beginning to feel that we Chinese need to be controlled. If we're not being controlled, we'll just do what we want," he said.
Hong Kong and Taiwanese legislators lashed out at the comments, with some accusing Chan of insulting the Chinese race.

Solon So, the chief executive of Chan's company JC Group and his main spokesman, told The Associated Press in a phone interview Tuesday the actor was referring to freedom in the entertainment industry and not Chinese society at large.

Chan was speaking at a panel discussion about Asian entertainment industries and was asked to discuss movie censorship in China.

"Some people with ulterior motives deliberately misinterpreted what he was saying," So said.
Meanwhile, the public backlash against Chan grew.

A group of Chinese scholars published a letter on the Internet on Monday accusing Chan of "not understanding how precious freedom is," even though "free Hong Kong provided the conditions for you to become an international action star."

A Facebook group set up by Hong Kong users calling for Chan to be exiled to North Korea had drawn more than 2,600 members by Tuesday. The group also posted form letters urging Hong Kong's Baptist University and Academy for Performing Arts to strip Chan of honorary degrees they gave the actor.

The Hong Kong Tourism Board , for which Chan serves as an ambassador, had received 17 complaints as of Monday that his comments "hurt the image of Hong Kong and aren't reflective of Hong Kong people ," a publicist said. She declined to give her name because of company policy.
Opposition Taiwanese politicians on Monday demanded that the city government of Taipei strip Chan of his role as ambassador of the Deaf Olympic Games to be held in the Taiwanese capital in September.

WTF!!

2009-04-17T14:10:00.000-07:00

It was recently brought to my attention of a new product on the market for women (Thanks Dbo). Apparently chicks hate to stop doing anything to piss so the fine researchers at FemMed Inc. have solved the problem. Behold...Go Girl. It's a little device that babes can ram up their VJJ's and piss on the go. Kinda reminds of the movie Maria Full of Grace minus the cocaine and heroine up in the love hole. Genius right? I mean I'm not a girl so I really don't get it. I hear women complain a lot about womens bathrooms being filthy and I just wonder how the fuck can that be. You sit down to do everything ladies. What mainly makes a public restroom nasty as hell is the piss all over the floor and I can't really comprehend how a chick could piss on the floor unless it was on purpose. And I don't see why any woman would do that. Seems like a lot of trouble. Anyway this news was shocking enough that I felt the world had to know about it. Have a great weekend. Peace.

-KRIZZ

Douchebag of the Week: Mel Gibson's Wife

2009-04-15T07:17:00.000-07:00

So, as I make my triumphant return to the blogspot world I decided to start off with a rant. (Shout out to Lady for the scoop on this one) Some women are great ladies...and some bitches aint shit. Mel Gibsons wife is one of them bitches. After 28 years of living the dream life she up and decides to divorce Mel. Here's the kicker though. They aint have no prenup. Uh oh. California state law requires the breadwinner to give up half automatically. No if ands or buts about it. This bitch is gonna get like 450 million dollars! That's not it either. She also wants alimony and attorney fees. Why not take his kidneys or left nut sack while you're at it? This bitch been laid up in the mansion not doin shit but spending money and eatin bon bons living swell of that "Passion Of The Christ" money. In what world is this fair?!! I mean yes, Mel should have had more sense than to be a Hollywood celebrity, get married and have no prenup but damn! This bitch is heartless. So congratulations Mel Gibson's wife, you are the douchebag of the week.

-KRIZZ

KUDOS: "I Love New York" is historic in African American History!!

2009-04-13T14:06:00.000-07:00

"I Love New York" is the first hour long scripted show in television history to feature a black lead female. Of course, everybody wants to hate. Everybody feels as though Tiffany is setting black women back a decade but I say fuck them. We've had a few ensemble cast shows like "Girlfriends", but Miss New York is the first with her own hour long show. This year we are seeing but Jill Scott and Jada Pinkett-Smith also getting hour long show, but don't get it twist...The first was the 'Head Bitch in Charge".

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http://www.flcourier.com/news/2009/0327/entertainment/027.html

MESS OF THE WEEK: Destiny's Child

2009-04-01T06:17:00.001-07:00

When will this chick learn? I like the chick, but she tries too damn hard. We know she can sing, but why she gotta squeeze dozens of boring ballads and covers ballads into all her shows? Where she really went wrong though is with the Alanis Morrisette "You Oughta Know" cover. How you gonna cover "You Oughta Know", and take out the "...are you thinking of me when you fuck her" lyric? If she is really going to be fierce than the bitch needs to rock out with her cock out and stop trying to play it safe. Her tours suffer the same problems as her albums. She has entirely too many boring ballads stuffed in and they fuck everything up.

Our second diva of destiny to get shitted on this week is Kelly Rowland. She should have known better than to fuck with the Matthew and Tina Knowles. Two months ago she boldly announced that she was firing Matthew Knowles as her manager. This, of course was wise, cause he wasn't helping her career much anyway. Sadly however, this week Sony has dropped her black ass siting the fact that she was no longer commercially viable which is pretty fucked up considering she has sold 4 million records as a solo artist worldwide.

TAZ

Like Mother like Son: Madonna raises african son to be a conceited asshole...

2009-04-01T06:01:00.000-07:00

Whats up world. Good to see you again, as we relaunch to keep you bitches up on whats hot in the world of messiness. Apparently is didn't take Madonna's African orphan son David long to get all corrupted by Madonna's bitchiness! Check out what happens when he meets his 'poor' father again for the first time.

What I do like about the story though, is when David acts up, Madonna whips that ass! That's what I am talking about.

TAZ

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Madonna's adopted son David was reunited with his biological father yesterday for the first time since the toddler left Malawi with the singer in 2006. Yohane Banda met his child at 7am at the Kumbali Lodge where Madonna and her family are staying. But the peasant farmer, who gave David up for adoption when his wife died weeks after childbirth, revealed his son did not recognise him.'He asked me who I was,' Yohane said after the scheduled meeting, which lasted two-and-a-half hours. 'When I told him "I am your daddy" he looked surprised.'Mrs Wilo, an official from Madonna's Raising Malawi charity, acted as a translator between David and Yohane, who does not speak English.Yohane continued: 'It's amazing how David has grown; I can't believe he is the same small and sickly baby we left at Home of Hope. 'He seems to be a polite boy for he asked if he could sit on my lap. Then he started playing with my nose; I don't know why.'He is quite chatty and intelligent. He asked me lots of questions about lots of things. He asked me whether I ride horses. ‘I told him horses are for the rich and he asked me why I am poor. 'He told me his mum likes riding horses and that he too rides horses.'The he told me a story when one day he and his brother, Rocco, rode horses and fell. He told me his mum spanked him because they are not supposed to ride horses on their own.' Yohane revealed how David spoke warmly of his adoptive parents.'He told me his mum plays music and asked me what I do for life,' he said.'I told him I was a farmer. He asked what a farmer does and I explained to him that we use hoes to till the land. 'He told me his daddy, Mr Ritchie, took him to a farm but it had a tractor. I told him in Africa we use hoes.'Yohane, who has since married a new wife, Flor, and now has a young son, Dingiswayo, said he was disappointed to learn of Madonna's divorce from Guy Ritchie. 'He seems to like his daddy, Mr Ritchie, so much that I was a little sad Madonna broke up with him. 'I would have loved it if they sorted out whatever problems they had instead of divorcing because divorce is bad for kids.'Yohane lost two sons prior to David's birth and says he is relieved Madonna is taking care of the toddler. 'I was very happy to meet David again. He reminds me of the two sons I lost in infancy. 'I sometimes shudder to think that David could also have met the same fate had Madonna not adopted him. I am really grateful to her for saving David from possible early death.'Madonna and her two other children Rocco, 8, and Lourdes, 12, also met briefly with Yohane. 'She just greeted me and told me about David's school. She is a sweet lady,' he said. 'She told me David was clever at school. She then told me the children needed to take a bath because they were preparing to go out.'Later that day, Madonna took her children for a tour of the Mphandula child care centre built by Raising Malawi about 30 miles from the capital of Lilongwe. The singer and her family arrived in the impoverished African country on Sunday and she is hoping to leave with a new addition to her brood - four-year-old Mercy James. A judge will rule on Friday whether the 50-year-old should be allowed to adopt a second child from the country.Mercy was placed in an orphanage after her 18-year-old mother died five days after her birth. It was reported that her father was a schoolboy and it is not clear whether he is alive. Madonna's determination to adopt Mercy was said to be a major cause of conflict between her and Guy, who was opposed to the idea.Last year, he was said to have relented but soon afterwards the couple separated.Source: Daily Mail

UNBEWEAVEABLE! Sassy ghetto girls hair weave blocks bullet and saves her life!!

2009-02-20T10:53:00.000-08:00

And who says those $100.00 hairdos that babes be getting are a waste of money!!!?

Wonder Woman had bracelets, I guess in 2009, all you need to do to block bullets is get a caked up in gel hair weave!!

LMAO

TAZ

PS: Personally I'd rather have died than to live and tell that hot ghetto mess of a story!!

This is a case of bad hair gone right!!

http://www.fox2now.com/wdaf-hair-weave-bullet-story,0,3242409.story

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KANSAS CITY, MO - Briana Bonds literally came within a hair's breadth of dying late Wednesday night after her tightly-woven wig somehow stopped a speeding bullet.Bonds, 20, was in her car in a convenience store parking lot when a man flagged her down and told her that her ex-boyfriend still loved her.She replied, "Well I don't love him," then Banks says she heard gunshots as her ex-boyfriend, Juan Kemp, allegedly opened fire from behind the second vehicle."They was going past me, zoom, zoom and the window was shattering," said Bonds. "Oh Lord! I am alive! Am I dead? What's going on? I'm not every 21 yet!"Bonds said that her head snapped forward a little when the bullet hit her, and that there was a small amount of blood, but that she never lost consciousness."In the back of my head, it was like bam!" said Bonds. "That's how it felt. It was hot, you could feel it."Bonds sped away from the store to another parking lot where she called police, who found the 40-caliber slug tangled in her hair. Police say that her weave prevented it from penetrating her skull."One of (the bullets) hit the back of my head. Luckily, it didn't go through because the back of my wig," said Bonds. "My wig had stopped it. It was hanging in my hair. It was about this small scrunched up.""I've been wearing it for years. I've invested a lot of money into this weave," said Bonds. "It saved my life. It saved my life."Police arrested both Kemp and the other man in the car, and the pair now face charges for the shooting incident in Jackson County Court.

Asshole Alert!!!

2009-02-02T10:46:00.000-08:00

Why do we continue to give white people the opportunity to say " I told you so." That referring to how some of them view black people as lazy, drug dealing, stealing thugs. This video is another example of proving them right. Watch in awe as the mysterious messy blogspot unveils "The Worst Robbery EVER"

Krizz

Snuggie?? WTF???!!!

2009-01-29T14:04:00.000-08:00

I need a scheme like right now. You know that cheesy commercial for the Snuggie? Y'all know what I'm talking about. It's the blanket with sleeves. The commercial has people wearing them everywhere. To the mall, to football games, I think I even saw a homeless dude with one. Well anyway, my reason behind speaking on this is because it has been brought to my attention that Snuggie has sold 4 million units at 19.95 a piece! That's calculates to a whopping $79,800,000! THE FUCKING SNUGGIE HAS MADE 80 MILLION DOLLARS!!! Pardon me now. I'm retreating to my chambers to conjure up schemes and plots. How about a blanket with legs...hmmm

Krizz

Who says the Arabs don't have a sense of humor?!!

2009-01-29T13:53:00.000-08:00

Cause this shit is hilarious. An Iraq sculpture artist recently paid tribute to the gangsta ass reporter who hurled his shoes at Bush. This dude erected a huge statue of the shoe itself for all to see and laugh at uncontrollably. If Iraq keeps this kind of American humor up they're gonna be the coolest country like ever.

Krizz

Iraqi shoe hurler inspires art in Saddam hometown

BAGHDAD – When an Iraqi journalist hurled his shoes at George W. Bush last month at a Baghdad press conference, the attack spawned a flood of Web quips, political satire and street rallies across the Arab world.
Now it's inspired a work of art. A sofa-sized sculpture — a single copper-coated shoe on a stand carved to resemble flowing cloth — was formally unveiled to the public Thursday in the hometown of the late Iraqi ruler Saddam Hussein.

Officials and visitors walked around the outdoor sculpture during the brief ceremony, pondering on its eccentricities — such as a tree poking up from the shoe's interior.
Its sculptor called it a fitting tribute to the shoe hurler, Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi, and his folk hero reputation in parts of the Muslim world and beyond.

The Baghdad-based artist, Laith al-Amari, said the work honors al-Zeidi and "is a source of pride for all Iraqis." He added: "It's not a political work,"
But its location in Saddam's hometown of Tikrit, about 80 miles north of Baghdad, is a point of reference for prewar nostalgia among some Iraqis.

The sculpture also includes an ode to al-Zeidi and mentions the virtues of being "able to tell the truth out loud."

Al-Zeidi had shouted in Arabic as he pulled off his shoes and heaved them at Bush during the news conference. "This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq," screamed al-Zeidi, who was working for a Cairo-based television station.
Bush dodged both shoes, but the image was extremely powerful in Arab culture, where throwing shoes at someone is a sign of extreme contempt. Iraqis whacked a toppled statue of Saddam following the U.S.-led invasion with their shoes and slippers.

"This monument ... will remain a present for the forthcoming generations," said Fatin Abdul-Qadir al-Nasiri, director of a Tikrit orphanage whose children helped fashion the sculpture. "(They) will remember the story of the hero (al-Zeidi) who bid farewell to the U.S. president ... in such a way.

Al-Zeidi was scheduled to face trial last month on a charge of assaulting a foreign leader, but the court date was postponed after his attorney filed a motion to reduce the charges.

On Monday, Swiss lawyer Mauro Poggia said al-Zeidi planned to seek political asylum in Switzerland, but one of al-Zeidi's brothers denied the report.

Kudos to you little girl for surviving being tossed 190 feet off a bridge by your father!!

2009-01-29T12:48:00.000-08:00

So what you died four hours later. The point is you survived at all. My black ass would have been dead on contact!

TAZ

PS. Is it me on are kids having the worst year ever so far in 2009? Their parents is killing their little asses left and right. My advice...Please do your home work, cause if might get messy.

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January 29, 2009. MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) — A man has been charged with throwing his 4-year-old daughter to her death from a traffic bridge above a river in Australia's second-largest city, officials said.The 36-year-old father was scheduled to appear in a Melbourne court later Thursday charged with her murder, police Sgt. Creina O'Grady said. He faces a maximum life sentence if convicted.The girl was rushed to Royal Children's Hospital after being dragged barely alive from the Yarra River. The hospital said she died about four hours after the 190-foot fall.The father had appeared before a family court on Tuesday and Wednesday to settle custody of the couple's three children with their mother, a court official said.The girl's two brothers may have been inside an SUV parked nearby when the man allegedly dropped the girl off the West Gate Bridge, Detective Inspector Steve Clark told reporters.The surviving children were still with their father when he was arrested about an hour later outside the family court, he said.Police have not named the suspect, the victim or other members of the family. Australian athorities often withhold information that could identify children involved in a crime as suspects or victims, or their families.The alleged murder happened during rush hour on the bridge, an eight-lane freeway linking downtown Melbourne with the city's western suburbs.Shocked witnesses called police to report seeing the girl being thrown from the bridge into the river shortly after 9 a.m.A man "dropped (her) over the bridge" into the water, and police in a boat rescued the child about 10 minutes later, Clark said.Clark said their mother had been informed but did not give details.A court official, who declined to be named because she was not authorized to speak to the media, said the custody hearing over the children had ended Wednesday without a ruling because the parents had agreed to share access.The hearing had been listed to resume Thursday, but neither parent had been expected to attend for a third day in court, she said.

FINALLY: Late ass Kelly Rowland has finally left the Beyonce brigade!!!!

2009-01-28T13:02:00.000-08:00

Its about time! I was wondering if she was gonna ever figure out that all he gave a fuck about was his daughters.

If Michelle was smart, she'd be next.

As far what happened, my Miami spies have confirmed reports of constant feuding between Solange and Rowland. I'm just glad the bitch finally woke up to smell the coffee.

TAZ

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

January 28, 2009

Joint statement from Mathew Knowles and Kelly Rowland on their amicable professional split:

"After a very positive meeting between Kelly Rowland and myself, we have amicably agreed to end our professional relationship. My company, Music World, will continue to manage Destiny's Child as a group. As an artist Kelly has incredible talent and I only wish her the best. We will always be family first and foremost, and as a dad I only have love for Kelly." ----Mathew Knowles

"Mathew Knowles has been a positive influence in my career. I have had great success under his guidance — both as a member of Destiny’s Child and with my solo projects. Although we have decided to part ways professionally, the Knowles family and the entire Music World Entertainment team will always be my family." ---Kelly Rowland

New Eminem...

2009-01-23T13:32:00.000-08:00

As an Eminem fan I have to say that I am not that impressed. Sounds like 50 wrote it for him. Or maybe he was just playing around in the studio and it got leaked. Whatever the case I know Em can come with better than this. We need you man! Hip hop is holding on for dear life!

Krizz

Give it a listen here:

The tragedy of Joaquin Phoenix...

2009-01-21T12:09:00.000-08:00

Remember this guy...

He's this guy now...

Oh, unforgiving tragedy. When fame and power become a lifestyle one of two things occur everytime. One either will flourish....or become batshit crazy. In the case of Joaquin Phoenix, batshit crazy is not even the horrible part. It's much, much worse than that. He's a rapper now. Yes, the same guy who kicked ass in the Johnny Cash movie is trying his hand at rap. As an extraordinary emcee myself, my take on it is this...he sucks. He's coming off like a real drugged up douchebag right now and I don't appreciate it. There's enough terrible rap out there to keep hip-hop stagnant for the next decade and he, seemingly, is not satisfied with that. He wants to further ruin the genre by looking like a homeless retard while rapping. I wish Joaquin Phoenix nothing but hard times and obnoxious booing while pursuing his rap career. Moron...

Check out the video of his first stellar performance...

Krizz

Kanye's offensive new mullet hairstyle. The hair police will be notified immediately!!!

2009-01-21T11:24:00.000-08:00

I know its a real kick in the balls when your girlfriend gets all "Heartless" and breaks your heart but that is still no excuse for a mullet!!!

Kanye West, you suck!

LMAO

TAZ

FASHION WHITE TEE WEDDING EMERGENCY! Where is Joan and Melissa Rivers when you need them?

2009-01-15T06:00:00.000-08:00

I heard of ghetto as shit, but this is ghetto as shit!!! This is a fashion disaster of Katrina proportions New Orleans, and I think I am going to have to call Joan and Melissa Rivers, the fashion police, to start passing out some citations.

Shame on these people. They even got the kids involved!

LMAO

TAZ

So I heard the supposed Virgin auctioning off her "first time" had reached bids exceeding 6 million.

2009-01-14T11:14:00.000-08:00

What do I feel about this? I say go for it. I can't hate on this chick. College girls get smutted out everyday. Dicks in their coochies. Dicks in their mouths. Dicks in their asses. Dicks just all around them, and this is for free. If home girl can make her doe off of it, then why not? Porn stars don't make that much their entire careers.

I would also advise this very smart business woman to secure both book and porn DVD distribution deals.

She could clear another million or 2.

Just my opinion.

TAZ

PS. Now if only I could find a way to auction my dick on Ebay. Think I wouldn't when I would? And it don't need to be for6 million either. I'm good with a $100.00 bucks towards my LA plane ticket.

HOLLA

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Okay, so I guess I have been living under a rock for a while, because I would have to believe that this is my first time hearing about Natalie Dylan. Yeah, I would have to have been under a rock, because I'm sure the news media was beyond fascinated by the story of a young lady putting her virginity up for sale.The reasoning for the auction of her, ahem, gift was well intentioned, it seems--her sister worked for a short while as a prostitute in order to pay for school, and she's offering her virginity (at a price) to pay for graduate school. They always told me graduate school wasn't cheap.
The reasoning behind the auctioning is not what has me thinking. It's the fact that she is auctioning what is supposed to be looked at as a girl's most special of gifts. You know, it's that thing that you're supposed to give away, in a night full of passion and love; in moments laced with affection, you're supposed to come to your climax while in the arms of a big, strong man who will say "I love you" while he kisses your forehead and wakes you the next day to cuddle and make you breakfast.
But, how much of that is Hollywood fantasy and how much of that is reality?
Don't get me wrong--I think virginity is something special, and something that should be held onto until you meet someone very special to share it with, but how many of us are so wrapped up by what Hollywood and television and books and magazines tell us "love" is that we just "fall in love" with anyone we catch a couple butterflies for? And after we "fall in love," we have the "permission" to fall into something else, if you catch my drift.
So, after reading about Ms. Dylan and her auction, I find myself at an intellectual crossroads. What if Ms. Dylan is simply the face of the modern female, logically using what she has to get what she wants? What if the butterflies, love, and candlelit smoke and mirrors of the first-time fantasy are nothing more than the remnants of an old-fashioned way of thinking, ceasing to exist in front of our eyes?
Men stereotypically ache to rid themselves of their virginity. Maybe Ms. Dylan is simply a step smarter--she's not giving it away for free.

Mayor of Baltimore tells the media to fuck off!!

2009-01-14T10:21:00.000-08:00

Or at least thats what it looks like to me. If you ask Sheila Dixon's people they will say she was just adjusting her glasses. Mmm hmm. It just so happens to be the middle finger while she's looking directly at the camera. Right... Obama is on his way down here in the midst of all this drama and Sheila don't even give a fuck. Get it lady. They tryin to throw you under the jail anyway so I would be like fuck you too. LOL.

Check out the full scoop here:

http://www.abc2news.com/news/local/story/Dixon-Picture-Finger-Media-Glasses/RfL_3h5RnU2_Q7ZYWoCUdg.cspx

Krizz

Messy of the Week presents- Niggaz in Oakland...

2009-01-08T06:00:00.000-08:00

The story started off typical enough. Savage power thirsty police asshole has to go all Rodney King on an innocent black 22 year old kid to prove he has balls. The situation turns horrible when the unarmed kid is pinned to the ground and murdered execution style with a shot to the back.

Deserving the asshole BART( which is a subway in Cali) police officer and the company that employed him are sued for 25 million.

Lets be real folks. This was awful. That dude had a daughter.

So far, not a nigga moment insight right?

WRONG.

Enter the niggas of Oakland zoo.

I understand you wanna protest. Protesting is American. Its what we do. But if you gonna riot, and tear shit up niggas, why you wanna tear up your own shit in your communities? LaQaunda Jenkins, you eat chicken wangs everyday at Wangz and Thangz which is black owned. How is burning down "Wangz and Thangz proving your point, and what are you gonna eat tomorrow?

SAD.

Messy.

TAZ out...

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http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2009/01/08/MN2N155CN1.DTL

A protest over the fatal shooting by a BART police officer of an unarmed man mushroomed into several hours of violence Wednesday night as demonstrators smashed storefronts and cars, set several cars ablaze and blocked streets in downtown Oakland.
The roving mob expressed fury at police and frustration over society's racial injustice. Yet the demonstrators were often indiscriminate, frequently targeting the businesses and prized possessions of people of color.

They smashed a hair salon, a pharmacy and several restaurants. Police in riot gear tried to control the crowd, but some people retreated along 14th Street and bashed cars along the way.
The mob smashed the windows at Creative African Braids on 14th Street, and a woman walked out of the shop holding a baby in her arms.

"This is our business," shouted Leemu Topka, the black owner of the salon she started four years ago. "This is our shop. This is what you call a protest?"
Wednesday night's vandalism victims had nothing to do with the shooting death by a BART police officer of Oscar Grant on New Year's Day - but that did little to sway the mob.
"I feel like the night is going great," said Nia Sykes, 24, of San Francisco, one of the demonstrators. "I feel like Oakland should make some noise. This is how we need to fight back. It's for the murder of a black male."
Sykes, who is black, had little sympathy for the owner of Creative African Braids.

"She should be glad she just lost her business and not her life," Sykes said. She added that she did have one worry for the night: "I just hope nobody gets shot or killed."
The protest had started calmly shortly after 3 p.m. at the Fruitvale Station in Oakland, where BART police Officer Johannes Mehserle shot 22-year-old Grant of Hayward a week ago. BART shut down the station well into the evening commute, although the demonstration there was peaceful.

However, shortly after nightfall, a group of roughly 200 protesters split off and headed toward downtown Oakland, prompting the transit agency to close the Lake Merritt and 12th Street stations. The group wreaked havoc through much of downtown, drawing hundreds of police in riot gear. It wasn't until roughly 10:40 p.m that police clamped down on the mob, arresting dozens who were cornered near the Paramount Theatre, and bringing an end to the mayhem.
Earlier in the evening, Oakland Mayor Ron Dellums met the mob on 14th Street, urging calm and leading them on a walk to City Hall, where he gave a speech.

"I sense your frustration," he told the crowd. "I understand that you've lost confidence in a process because you've seen what you believe is a homicide ... But listen to me, we are a community of people. We are civilized people. We are a nation of laws.
"I'm asking people to disperse," the mayor said to the couple hundred people in the crowd. "Let's leave in a spirit of peace."
But soon after, a man shouted "that's the modern day lynching" and the mob quickly continued its rampage, smashing at least seven storefronts on 17th street between Franklin and Webster streets. They also smashed eight cars, including four belonging to the City of Oakland.
Near 14th and Alice streets, Myron Bell was taking dance lessons in "step," a form of dance popular among African Americans, when he looked out the window and saw people jumping on his Lexus sedan.

Bell, 42, came out to find that almost all of the car's windows, including the front and back had been smashed and it appeared that someone had tried to set the car on fire.

"I'm for the cause," said Bell, who is black. "But I'm against the violence and destruction."
Nearby, Godhuli Bose stood near her smashed Toyota Corolla as a man walked by, repeatedly called her a misogynist slur and then added, "F- your car."
Bose, a high school teacher, said: "I can't afford this."

Earlier in the evening, when the mob first appeared downtown, Oakland Police Officer Michael Cardoza parked his car across the intersection of Eighth and Madison streets, to prevent traffic from flowing toward Broadway and into the protest. But he told The Chronicle that a group of 30 to 40 protesters quickly surrounded his car and started smashing it with bottles and rocks.
Cardoza jumped out of the car and said some protesters tried to set the car on fire, while others jumped on top of the hood - incidents repeatedly shown on television. Cardoza said the protesters "were trying to entice us into doing something." A Chronicle reporter saw a fist-sized rock in the back seat.

A group of protesters also set a trash bin aflame, moving it adjacent to the police car.
Police threw tear gas into the group to disperse it, said BART Sgt. Mark MacAulay. After 8 p.m., there were numerous arrests.
"When you get that mob mentality, it can be dangerous," MacAulay said.

Other protesters marched on BART's 12th Street Station about 7 p.m., prompting the transit agency to close the downtown hub station even as it was reopening the Lake Merritt and Fruitvale stations.

The mob blocked the intersection of 14th and Broadway, near the downtown BART station entrance. As police put on helmets and gas masks and stood in a line formation, some demonstrators held signs that read, "Your idea of justice?" and "Jail Killer Cops."
One man lay in the intersection with his face down and his hands behind his back - intentionally evoking the position that Grant was in when he was shot.
Some in the mob wore masks over their faces as they yelled at police. Roughly a dozen stood just a few feet away from police as they screamed at them. Chants included "pigs go home," "the fascist police, no justice, no peace" and "we are all Oscar Grant."
Mandingo Hayes, who is black, said he participated in the protest because "we're tired of all these police agencies getting away with shooting unarmed black and Latino males."
Hayes, 36, downplayed the attack on the police car.

"For a police car to get abused, and for a person to get shot and killed, which would you rather be?" said Hayes, a construction worker from San Pablo.
As the night wore on, Hayes tried calming people down, asking for peace.
The core group of the mob appeared to be about 40 people, several of whom were with Revolution Books, a Berkeley bookstore. A man distributed the "Revolution" newspaper - whose tagline is "voice of the Revolutionary Communist Party, U.S.A." - as he shouted "This whole damn system is guilty!"

Soo Jung Sung didn't understand why she was to blame. She wept as she looked at the shattered front windshield of her Nissan Montero.
"Emotionally, I totally understand them," she said of the upset over Grant's shooting. "But it's not nice."

This looks like a job for...JOAN and MELISSA RIVERS, the Fashion Police!!!!!

2009-01-06T09:37:00.001-08:00

Michael Jackson out for new years eve. What ther fuck is wrong with his black/white ass?

Douchebags of the week: Viacom

2008-12-31T10:34:00.000-08:00

It's my last douchebag for the year so here we go. So here's how much Viacom gives a fuck about it's viewers. If they don't come to some sort of agreement with Time Warner by Thursday at 12:01 a.m. they may very well pull the plug on 16 channels. We're talkin MTV, VH-1, Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, the list goes on an on. My kids like to watch Noggin and Nicktoons you sons of bitches!!! SpongeBob still makes me laugh to this day. I watch all your shitty shows like "I Love Money" and "Charm School". Watching that shit drunk is one of the highlights of my weekend and you want to take that away from me? Well FUCK YOU VIACOM and FUCK YOU TIME WARNER!! How are you going to shit on the motherfuckers who are putting all those millions in your pockets? Keep your little money beefs between you and Time Warner and don't involve the public. Just let us have our cheap thrills, with your shitty shows, and y'all can go and sit down somewhere and shut the fuck up.

P.S. Thanks for all the love this year. Hope everyone has a great 2009!!! 1 luv.

Krizz

'Colbert,' 'SpongeBob' may go dark on Time Warner
By RYAN NAKASHIMA, AP Business Writer Ryan Nakashima, Ap Business Writer – 2 hrs 40 mins ago

LOS ANGELES – "SpongeBob SquarePants" might get squeezed off Time Warner Cable.
Media giant Viacom Inc. said its Nickelodeon, MTV, Comedy Central and 16 other channels will go dark for 13 million subscribers at 12:01 a.m. Thursday if a new carriage fee deal with Time Warner Cable Inc. is not agreed upon by then.
The impasse would mean "SpongeBob" and other popular shows like Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show" and Stephen Colbert's "The Colbert Report" will be cut off on the nation's second-largest cable operator. Time Warner Cable primarily serves people in New York state, the Carolinas, Ohio, Southern California and Texas.
Viacom has asked for fee increases of between 22 percent and 36 percent per channel, or a total of $39 million more, an amount that could increase customers' cable bills, said Time Warner Cable spokesman Alex Dudley.
"The issue is that they have asked for an exorbitant increase in their carriage fees and their network ratings are sagging," Dudley said. "Basically we're trying to hold the line for our customer."
Viacom spokeswoman Kelly McAndrew disputed the figure, saying Viacom requested an increase in the very low double-digit percentage range.
Viacom said the increases would cost an extra 23 cents a month per subscriber. It said that Americans spend a fifth of their TV time watching Viacom shows but its fees make up less than 2.5 percent of the Time Warner cable bill.
"We make this request because Time Warner Cable has so greatly undervalued our channels for so long," Viacom said.
"Ultimately, however, if Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, MTV and the rest of our programming is discontinued — over less than a penny per day — we believe viewers will see this behavior by their cable company as outrageous," Viacom said.
Time Warner Cable's Dudley said Viacom rejected his company's proposal to extend the contract while the sides continue to negotiate.
Instead, Viacom appealed directly to Time Warner Cable's customers, with TV ads in major markets. In Wednesday's New York Times, the company ran a full-page, color advertisement with Nickelodeon's animated bilingual heroine "Dora the Explorer" crying and clinging to her monkey pal, Boots.
"Why is Dora crying?" the ad asks. "Time Warner Cable is taking Dora off the air tonight!" The ad urges viewers to call Time Warner Cable and demand that their favorite shows remain on the air.
If the shows go dark after midnight, Time Warner Cable will send people to the Internet to catch episodes. Dudley said the cable operator also will make available a video teaching people how to hook their computers up to the TV to watch online shows — a tactic it used during a contract dispute with broadcaster LIN TV in October.
Part of the disagreement is that most of Viacom's popular shows are rerun on Web sites where Viacom collects advertising revenue that it does not share with Time Warner, Dudley said. "We don't think that's fair," he said.
Viacom has staked much of its revenue-growth prospects on its ability to extract higher carriage rates out of its cable and satellite affiliates despite an ad slowdown and weak ratings.
In the third quarter, media network revenue, which accounts for about two-thirds of Viacom's total, grew 6 percent to $2.1 billion, despite global ad revenue falling 2 percent, largely because of double-digit percentage growth in affiliate fees and the success of its "Rock Band" video game.
Viacom shares rose 45 cents, 2.3 percent, to $19.71 in late morning trading Wednesday. Time Warner Cable shares lost 39 cents, 1.8 percent, to $21.37.
The channels that would be affected are: Comedy Central, CMT: Pure Country, Logo, Palladia, MTV, MTV 2, MTV Hits, MTV Jams, MTV Tr3s, Nickelodeon, Noggin, Nick 2, Nicktoons, Spike, The N, TV Land, VH1, VH1 Classic, and VH1 Soul.

Blak America! You've been Punk'd yet again Jena 6 Style!

2008-12-30T13:29:00.000-08:00

I'm glad I didn't give them little bastards my money...To keep it real, had I rode my black ass down there on a hot ass stank cheese bus, I'd be going back down there today to put my foot up that little fuck-tard's ass. First those little dickheads get all that donation money and buy bling to show off on the red carpet of the BET Awards and on you tube, and now one of the little motherfuckers runs off and shoots himself while cleaning a gun.

Why do you have a gun little fuck-tard?

To make matters worst, the little asshole just went to jail for shoplifting.

Check this bullshit out.

TAZ

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The adage goes: Some people never learn...

Some people take an event and use it as a turning point in their lives. There are thousands of examples of addicts, gang-bangers, murderers, and thieves turning from a cyclical life of detrimental behavior and incarceration to more fulfilling lives of public service, wealth, and/or personal and professional success of varying degrees. But some people use an event to further their slide into lives of social maladjustment and individual hardship.

Such would seem to be the case of Mychal Bell.

One of the six teenagers that comprised the Jena 6, Mychal Bell, now 18, spent a few hours in the hospital Tuesday morning following surgery from a non-life-threatening wound after a gun he was cleaning discharged Monday (December 29) night, wounding him in the shoulder. As CNN (and other media outlets) centers their attention on Bell once more, other recent events involving Bell have surfaced.

According to the News Star, Mychal Bell was arrested for shoplifting Christmas Eve. Bell and an unidentified male, according to Monroe authorities (Bell recently moved to Monroe from Jena), placed $370 worth of merchandise in a Dillard's shopping bag and exited the store. A security guard followed them and a chase ensued. Bell was later found hiding under a vehicle. Reports that Bell began swinging wildly after rising, striking the security officer. He was charged with shoplifting, resisting arrest, and simple battery.

Mychal Bell had been out of jail for less than one month from serving time for his involvement in the Jena 6 incident.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1347958/jena_6_figure_mychal_bell_shoots_self.html?cat=8

Random thoughts...

2008-12-17T08:02:00.000-08:00

Whatever happened to the commercials with "The Most Interesting Man in the World". I thought that guy was awesome and mildly hilarious.

Krizz

The shoe seen 'round the world

2008-12-15T12:58:00.000-08:00

I know everyone and they're mother has blogged this already but shit, this is classic. It would be the ONE TIME Bush isn't drunk and had good reflexes. Dammit I wish he had beaned his ass. The funniest part is the second shoe. He hummed that bitch at Bush's face. That dude has a pretty decent arm. Maybe the Orioles should look into him for their pitching staff. Bush never lost his smarmy little smirk he has on his face either. Then he said "All I can report on is that it was a size ten shoe." The Arabs, or whatever thay guy was, believe that the sole of the shoe is the dirtiest part of the wardrobe, therefore disrespectful when referred to. I don't really know why that is because it sounds retarded to me but I'm glad in any event. This clip made my day. Enjoy.

Krizz

T-Boz, Wyclef, and Fantansia's homes have all gone up for forclosure!...WTF????

2008-12-12T09:35:00.000-08:00

I don't get it. T-Boz, for one, signed a deal with her group TLC right before they released "Fanmail" that was worth 30 million d0llars. 10 million a girl. How the hell is her home up for foreclosure over a half a million? The home is only worth 1.5 million. Why wasn't it paid in full, and further more, why won't she go on tour? I'm not saying do an arena tour, but TLC(T-Boz and Chilli) still have enough of a fan base to do maybe a small venue tour in venues that hold around 1000 people. 1000 people at 50 a person for 20 cities is a million bucks. Do it small scale and they could walk away with $150,000 a piece.

Wyclef is also a mystery. He has been consistently producing hits, and he still has a massive international following.

Fantasia doesn't need two houses if she is still in that whack contract that gives Simon Fuller 45%.

I don't know.

This is a mess.

I think stars should live within their means, and buy their houses right out, but from what I hear, even Britney Spears still has a mortgage on her 7 million dollar house.

Hell, Michael Jackson was still trying to pay on that Ranch when they took it from him.

Crazy

TAZ

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Former TLC singer T-BOZ is the latest star to reportedly face eviction from her home.The $530,000 (GBP355,705) Georgia property owned by the R+B star - real name Tionne Watkins-Rolison - is scheduled to go up for auction in January (09).According to public records obtained by Web site TMZ.com, the 38-year-old has defaulted on the original principal of her mortgage, and the five-bedroom house is now being claimed by the state.Singer Wyclef Jean, American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino and former child star Jodie Sweetin are among the list of celebrities whose homes have faced foreclosure in recent weeks.A spokesperson for Watkins-Rolison had not yet issued comment as WENN went to press. http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/t-boz%20home%20in%20foreclosure_1089291

Uncle Clarence Ruckus...

2008-12-04T11:53:00.001-08:00

How ironic that black people are the ones committing the most hate crimes against Barack Obama. I believe my people are suffering from what I like to call, Uncle Ruckus Complex. Self hating black people who project their ignorant-ass self hate onto their own race. Even after the trash talkin priest and Jesse Jackson wanting to "cut the niggas nuts off" there is yet another African-American culprit in the plot to hate on Obama. This time, to my utter disbelief, it's Clarence Thomas of the Supreme Court. He is claiming that Obama's presidency shouldn't be valid due his "questionable citizenship". What a fucking dick this guy is. I can remember as a kid seeing this same dude on T.V. defending himself in a sexual harrassment charge on Capitol Hill. He told some chick "hey baby, there's a pubic hair in my Coke." Whatever the fuck that was supposed to mean, I don't know, but he said it. Allegedly...Anyway, what do you hope to accomplish by doing this Clarence Thomas? Piss off Obama? First of all, unless you want blood in the streets, Obama ain't goin anywhere. Secondly, since you've pissed off the man, he'll probably find someone to replace you then have you erased. Third, you told a chick "there's a pubic hair in my Coke"! You're lucky to still have a job you fuckin asshole! My people are a hot ass mess

Krizz

Check out the full story here:

http://www.afro.com/tabid/456/itemid/2273/Thomas-breaks-custom-forces-court-to-look-at-Obam.aspx

Glad we didn't make this list...

2008-12-03T08:21:00.000-08:00

I just read an article on MSN detailing the top 11 most lame blogs in the universe. Among them were Rosie O'Donnell's, Kim Kardashian's and that creepy ping-pong-head thing from the Jack in the Box commercials. Enjoy.

Krizz

http://tech.msn.com/products/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=13523062

Happy Feet 2: The Coming Out Party

2008-12-03T06:33:00.001-08:00

Let's see. Umm. Okay. Not really sure how to start this one off. So there are these two penguins in China. And they love each other very much. And they're gay. Apparently these two fabulous dudes (yeah it's the males) have been snatchin up eggs and replacing them with stones in hopes that the other straight penguins wouldn't notice. It's been disrupting mating season so they have to separate them from the other straight penguins. Apparently they still want to be daddy's, cause it's in their nature, just gay daddy's. Isn't this the best shit you've ever heard?! I hear that they're gettin a lawyer to fight for their parental rights. Then after that they plan on overturning the ruling on Proposition 8 so they can get married. Get it penguins. We live in a free world and don't let them Chineses oppress you. Word on the streets is that Elton John, Clay Aiken and Cher are putting together a benefit concert to raise awareness of the plight of gay penguins all over the world. I'll keep you posted as more news comes my way.

Krizz

Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples
(Agencies)Updated: 2008-11-28 13:07

A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become "fathers", it has been reported.

The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.

But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.
A keeper at Polar Land in Harbin, northeast China explained that the gay couple had the natural urge to become fathers, despite their sexuality.

"One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there," a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper.

"It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time," he added.
There are numerous examples of homosexuality in the animal kingdom, but gay penguins have captured the public's attention more than any other species.

A German zoo provoked outrage from gay lobby groups after attempting to mate a group of gay male penguins with Swedish female birds who were flown in especially to seduce them. But the project was abandoned after the males refused to be "turned", showing no interest in their would-be mates.

In 2002 a couple of penguins at a New York zoo who had been together for eight years were "outed" when keepers noticed that they were both males.

GUEST POSTERS Presents Rogue in "Rabbit from Real Chance at Love (VH1) selling her dress on Ebay....Messy Messy Messy!"

2008-12-02T16:06:00.000-08:00

"So I did a search this evening for "real chance love" hoping they were selling that big goofy R that's above Real's bed or maybe an R chain for curiosity's sake, and...

Rabbit from the vh1 show must be broke as hell. And its probably safe to say she didn't win, either. She's selling her blue dress on ebay for $500.

behold!

www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vY2dpLmViYXkuY29tL1JhYmJpdC1mcm9tLXZoMXMtUmVhbC1jaGFuY2Utb2YtbG92ZS1CbHVlLWxhY2UtZHJlc3NfVzBRUWl0ZW1aMjYwMzIxMDMyNzU0UVFpaFowMTZRUWNhdGVnb3J5WjYzODYxUVFzc1BhZ2VOYW1lWldEVldRUXJkWjFRUWNtZFpWaWV3SXRlbSYjMDM1O2ViYXlwaG90b2hvc3Rpbmc=

hustle real hard!"

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Rogue is the truth ya'll! Find out more about this artist, songwriter, singer and graphic designer, and hear her music at...

http://www.myspace.com/roguevers

And for more information on VH1's Rabbit...

http://www.myspace.com/rabbitfromvh1

Mess of the Week!!!! 12/1/2008 thru 12/6/2008 Beyonce the ASS!!!

2008-12-02T13:39:00.000-08:00

Supposedly, there is a remix of Beyonce’s single, “If I Were a Boy,” floating around here featuring R. Kelly and I just wanna say, what the fuck are you thinking Sasha? Who works with R. Kelly anymore after that porno video when he has his piss in that little girl’s face and his finger in her ass?

Ya’ll motherfuckers didn’t see that. I got the deluxe version. LMAO

Yeah he got off, but we all know exactly what time it is. Weren’t you and Aaliyah friends? Didn’t you see the “Boondocks” episode when R. Kelly is on trial? We all want a number 1 single, but at some point we get so desperate in our search that we become down right messy.

And if this is a lie, or you didn’t approve of his remix, or if it is just someone who sounds like R.kelly, than you are still the mess of the week for that Lil Wayne bite you did with that song, “Diva”. I can’t wait for your new film though.

TAZ

A 2008 Messy Year in Review: Which Pop Princess Released the Best 2008 Album?

2008-12-02T11:01:00.000-08:00

Janet Jackson, Madonna, and Mariah Cannon all released albums in early 2008, and now with the pop queens out the way, the end of 2008 brings with it the return of pop culture's most adored and sometimes scorned pop princesses.

Which album should you get?

P!nk's "Funhouse"

P!nk was first out the gate scoring her first number 1 hit during the fall with "So What". So what is a bad ass, tough girl, arena rocking anthem that will surely go down as a classic. The album its self features less party anthems then the usual P!nk project, but chilling new ballads like Sober", "I Don't Believe You", and "Crystal Ball" will keep you coming back to the "Funhouse" to play.

Quiet as its kept, "Please Don't Leave me" might be the best song of her career.

4 out of 5 stars****

Beyonce's "I'am...Sasha Fierce"

Rihanna topped Beyonce in number 1 singles this year when she scored her T.I assisted 5th with "Live Your Life", but with 2 singles currently in the top 5, Beyonce A.K.A Sasha Fierce is back to even the odds and show herself to still be pop's reigning princess. The album is split into 2 cds. The first is filled with tired piano ballads that you would expect from American Idol losers like Tamyra Gray, and the second is packed with Beyonce's normal club bangers. Each cd has its good songs and its fillers, the 'Sasha Fierce' one being the stronger of the 2, but had Beyonce placed the bland fillers on each in a box to the left, she would have had a sure fire classic. "Single Ladies(Put a Ring on it)", "Halo", the Lil Wayne inspired "Diva", "Radio", and maybe even "Hello" all have potential to be massive hits.

3 1/2 out of 5 stars***1/2

Britney Spears "Circus"

Who would have guessed Britney Spears would actually comeback hard? "Womanizer" became the second number 1 single of her 10 year career in 2008, but it sucked. Even with an excellent video, it is definitely one of the weakest songs on a cd that attacks paparazzi, retreads Britney's usual blow up doll sexuality, and even speaks on other rehab mainstay celebrities in the awesome "If You Seek Amy". Unlike last year's sexy "Blackout" album, "Circus" doesn't sound phoned in, and Britney often trades in her own nasal delivery for a convincing Janet Jackson coo.

Must hear songs include the title track, "Unusual You", "Out from Under", "Kill the Lights, "Shattered Glass", and "My Baby".

4 out of 5 stars

Which album do you leave to collect dust on the shelf at Target?

Christina Aguilera "Keeps Getting Better"

Tired ass Christina Aguilera's greatest hits package leaves much to be desired. First of all, the dirty diva claims she is doing something new as usual, but is mimicking Britney, Madonna, and Kylie who have all done electronica over the past few years with much more creativity. Her hits from that boring ass third album are here, but were they really ever hits?

Baby Jane sit down.

The masterpieces that she does have she remixed so that they feel more like 2007 Britney Spears' rejects, and not the centerpieces of her impressive catalog.

Fuck it, I give her 1 star for just fucking up an amazing song like "Beautiful". I should punch her in the head for fucking that song up. It should have went to P!nk anyway.

If you still need your dose of Xtina download "What a Girl Wants," and "Beautiful".

1 1/2 out of 5 stars*1/2

TAZ

PS: If you disagree with my review, post a comment!!!

My World's Aids Day Experince 2008

2008-12-02T06:10:00.000-08:00

So I had a friend pass away yesterday, December 1st, which of course was World's Aids Day, and it got me thinking, reflecting and noticing things.

I can honestly say, I have lived a very self destructive life for years now drunk driving, getting robbed, fighting, getting jumped, getting shot at, partying, and basically just totally fucking up. Why am I still here? What is it about me makes God continue to keep me around?

My friend who passed away was only 26. He was the bread winner of his home, and had been since he was in high schoool. He took care of his mother, and was a dad to his younger siblings on down to buying them their school clothes, chasing them up and down when they wanted to hustle in the streets, and keeping food in their mouths.

He was doing something good for others, but would be the one passing on at just 26.

I saw him in Miami a in 2007, and once again in Baltimore this year, but he had moved to the Midwest to handle business. Now I am thinking he wanted us to remember him how he was which is why I won't be attending his funeral.

Instead, what I will be doing is going back to our yearly party zone of Miami, the place where we had the most fun acting like daredevils on South beach, to celebrate him where he was most happy. I am dedicating my life to AIDS awareness and prevention, as well as the prevention of other diseases, and I am leaving my self destructive path behind me.

Rest In Peace...Blackass

TAZ

Check out our song "Pass It On" on our myspace page, www.myspace.com/theunstoppablenuklehidz ,
and throw one back for my homeboy Blackass!!

Asshole of the Minute: Plaxico Burress

2008-12-01T11:14:00.000-08:00

So I know that many people could make this list but a new dumbass is born every minute. So I would like to take this opportunity to call out one Plaxico Burress. NY Giants "star" Wide Receiver. It appears that in an effort to be soooo gangsta, Mr. Burress shot himself while gettin jiggy in da club. Seems as though he was carrying a gun and it accidentally went off in some Manhattan night club. heh hehe heh. Ok. First off you make millions of bucks for being an average player. You know usually people with stupid amounts of money hire others to carry and, if need be, fire their guns. They're called B-O-D-Y-G-U-A-R-D-S. You know the funny thing is that one of his teamates was with him when it happened and was trying to hide the gun. heh hehe heh. So what was the story gonna be? What, did P. Diddy run in the club and shoot the shit up again? C'mon fellas. For real? I'm a start calling him Cheddar Burress (i.e. 8 Mile Cheddar Bob.) What an asshole.

Krizz

Can we offically stop pretending Tina Turner is sexy for her age yet?

2008-12-01T09:45:00.000-08:00

Sexy is sexy, and there are plenty of of older sexy people. Tina Turner has maintained sexy legs for decades and I'll give her that but she is no longer sexy.
In fact, was she ever really sexy?

I gotta be honest folks, she always looked like Mad Max in the face to me!

I say in 2009, we stop with the lies. Tina Turner is a troll, and I may be the one to say it first, but you bitches know you was thinking it!!

The only thing worst than Tina Turner is her arch nemesis, Aretha Frighten!!

LMAO

TAZ

Douchebag of the week: Jim Jones

2008-12-01T09:31:00.001-08:00

After a few weeks of giving our celebrities a break I thought I would start off this week with a bang. Why Jim Jones you ask? I mean after Jay-Z shat upon him with his "We Fly High/Ballin" diss and the Birg Gang seeming more like a flock of pigeons why pick on poor Jimmy? Well I heard that he is now putting the "N" word and "B" word to rest. "Well, why is that a bad thing Krizz?" Because in place of them he wants to put the names Obama and Michelle respectively. Yes. He did. Example: "Oh yeah, Taz? That's my Obama right there." Or,"I love them phat booty Michelles'." Get it. Yeah, if this is what's poppin in the streets I'm turning in my hood card. So I propose that instead of calling Jim Jones, well, Jim Jones, we should call him ASSHOLE whenever we see him. Example: "Hey asshole, I heard your new single. That joint is hot!" Or,"Hey asshole, I love the dipset. BALLIN!!" Get it. So congrats to you Jim Jones. You are the Douchebag of the Week. Thanks for trying to set us back another 40 years.

Krizz

"Whats Sexy Again" presents...Vomiting and The holiday season...

2008-11-26T11:00:00.000-08:00

Everybody has been wanting to know whats sexy again for the holiday season, and I am here to tell you. Vomiting your food after a huge holiday dinner is indeed back in style no matter what Pink says in her "Stupid Girls" video. Statistics show that the average American gains between 8 and 10 pounds during the holiday season. This situation makes it indeed important to vomit your food up during this season so that you won't become plus sized.

The kicker is only do it for that three week window between turkey day and the Lawd's birthday because over time vomit eats away at your teeth and gives you bad breath and that my friends is never sexy.

Happy Turkey day.

Be safe.

TAZ

Messy Lindsay Lohan calls Obama "colored"

2008-11-24T09:35:00.000-08:00

Wow. I mean I'm not going to make that big a deal about it but c'mon. It is 2008. The term "colored" went out with the Temptations. Even certified racist don't use colored anymore. They say it's dated. They prefer darkie or tar baby or just plain nigger. But for someone who I don't believe to be racist, cause I think she was bangin that Spanish dude from that 70's show before she became a muff diver, she should just stick to acceptable terms. Black, African American, mulatto, these terms are cool. I mean she gets a small break because she's clueless but it's still messy no matter which way you look at it.

Krizz

Oh hell no. Al Qaeda is callin Obama a house negro?!!

2008-11-20T06:39:00.000-08:00

They got some damn nerve don't they. I hope Barack drops a fuckin nuke on their crazy asses. They spoutin off racial slurs like they have some shit to be proud of. Okay you live in the desert. You're ugly and you stink. (You can just tell they stink I mean look at them.) You get up everyday and go shoot shit up and dodge bombs and blow up yourselves and your families. Yeah, you're really living the life Al Qaeda. My eyes are green with envy. Sounds like jealousy to me. We got strip clubs and hookers and weed and McDonalds. This is the land of the free and home of the Whopper dammit! They have sand, guns, camels and blue balls. The sexually repressed are the worst people in the world. I guess the promise of seventy virgins is what keeps them going. What they weren't told was that the seventy virgins belong to Satan. So, before you can get any of that sweet snapper you gotta get ass raped with Lucifers pitchfork.

Krizz

Al Qaeda No. 2 in Video Insults Obama With Racial Epithet
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Associated Press

CAIRO, Egypt — Al Qaeda's No. 2 leader used a racial epithet to insult Barack Obama in a message posted Wednesday, describing the president-elect in demeaning terms that imply he does the bidding of whites.
The message appeared chiefly aimed at persuading Muslims and Arabs that Obama does not represent a change in U.S. policies. Ayman al-Zawahiri said in the message, which appeared on militant Web sites, that Obama is "the direct opposite of honorable black Americans" like Malcolm X, the 1960s African-American rights leader.
In Al Qaeda's first response to Obama's victory, al-Zawahiri also called the president-elect — along with secretaries of state Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice — "house Negroes."

All Things Gay Present...Terrance Howard's Murse.

2008-11-20T06:10:00.001-08:00

What is a murse you ask?

Grown ass man + purse= Murse.

Man bags can be fun occasionally and are becoming acceptable as long as you are wearing manly boots or a manly jacket to balance things out, but a Murse is never good.

...And fruity Terrance wonders why he lost his role in the"Iron Man" sequal!

LMAO

War Machine can't be carrying around no damn murse.

You are truly the mess of the week Terrance Howard!

TAZ

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!!!

2008-11-18T11:41:00.000-08:00

Hell yeah, this is our damn blog. If you in the area come out and check us. You will be entertained or Taz will buy you drinks.

-Krizz

Isn't it ironic..don't cha think?

2008-11-11T10:38:00.000-08:00

I mean it isn't supposed to be funny, but it is. It REALLY is. ha ha ha.

-Krizz

Husband's coffin kills woman on way to cemetery

Associated Press
Nov. 11, 2008, 10:14AM

SAO PAULO, Brazil — Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.
Police say 67-year old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.
Barcelos died instantly.

Her 76-year-old husband Josi Silveira Coimbra died Sunday of a heart attack while

dancing at a party.

The driver of hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.

YES WE DID!!!

2008-11-05T06:49:00.000-08:00

It appears as though that common sense is coming back in style after a very long hiatus. Everyone stand up and be proud of what just took place last night. History was made and we should all be grateful that we were a part of it. If you didn't vote, shame on you, cause last night proved that our vote does matter. They were partying in front of the White House! ...unreal. I have never in my life seen so many people in America so happy and unified...ever. Hope is alive and well, now everyone has to do their part to get this country back to where it needs to be. This is one step in a long journey, but I'm glad we're making that trip with the 44th President of the United Staes of America, Barack Obama....hell yeah.

Krizz

If you ain't votin' then shut the fuck up...

2008-11-04T11:20:00.001-08:00

And that's just how I feel. If you've been complaining for eight years (or more) about the state of anything in our country, now is the time to do something about it. I can't stand people who bitch and moan about our government but do nothing to change it. They use the excuse of "my vote doesn't matter so why do it?" Because it does matter dummy, that's why. It's your right and your duty as an American citizen. Especially this go round. I mean if you don't want to take part in this then your pretty much worthless in my opinion. I went and put my vote in this morning and when I left I felt good. I was officially part of the biggest presidential election possibly ever and put in my vote for Barack Obama. Whomever you vote for just do it and if you don't, then continue living life but stop whining about shit that aint right with the U.S. Okay. I'm done. Peace out homie.Krizz

Diddy luv the Kids!!

2008-10-27T11:54:00.000-07:00

Now there are some people out there who may see this and go....awwww. That's cute. I would be more like...yo...that's disturbing. Because it is. Those of us who have kids love our children. That goes wiothout saying. There is, however, a thin line between cute family pic and soft-core child porn. Diddy has crossed that line. Oh, did I mention that that these are his daughters. Yeah. His daughters. In bow ties. Naked on a furry couch. I mean who thought this was tasteful?!! Seriously, like nobody had a problem with this? Not one person walked up to Diddy and said "Diddy...this kinda makes you look like a classy pedofile. Maybe clothe your daughters." Or were they afraid that Diddy would throw a hissy fit and fire their asses like he did Dawn and Aubrey. Somebody has to stop this man before he starts making people believe that things like this are okay. Just like he made people believe shiny suits and hip-hop went hand in hand. What a mess.

Krizz

Hey world

2008-10-24T08:18:00.000-07:00

YeahI know. I look dapper then a muhfucka right? However, I am drunk as a bitch right now while I'm typing this blog up. So I went out last night in hopes of...I dunno...anything. I wound up drinking with Taz yet again. Which, by all means, is not a bad thing cause Taz is a fun guy. It did get me to thinking tho. What happened to the Baltimore hip hop scene? I ran into Midas in the parking lot, who is a local emcee here in bmore, standing in front of the 5 seasons debating on whther to go into a battle they were hosting last night. 500 bucks were up for grabs. I was going there just to spectate. he saw me coming in and we talked for a bit then we went up to were Taz was and began gettin tanked. You know 2 years ago the scene here was on and poppin. A packed house, local support was on the rise, and just a overall great place to promote and be heard musically. Now tho not so much. I believe there were a total of three to five people who showed up by the time Midas and myself left the parking lot. You know the stigma about Baltimore is that the locals dont support the musical movement and that was plainly evident last night. In all reality Baltimore is a bandwagon city. Once it's on the radio its hot. Now keep in mind we only have one hip hop/r&b station here so it's a monoploy, but "it is what it is". It's time for our local artists to get a clue and realize that Baltimore is not the be all end all to "get on". Shit, for the Nuklehidz it's not even the start it just happens to be where we live for the time being. And I dont want to come across as a hater because I love Baltimore. It's my home. But I am a realist and realistically fame and fortune just aint gonna happen here. You can argue with me all day on that but I'm just gonna look at you like you're batshit crazy. I've been to New york, L.A., ATL, shit even north carolina has got more goin on as far as local support. To all my loacal artist who may happen to read this do yourself a huge favor...branch out. See what the scenes are like in other states and cities. Feel what its like to be accepted by people who have never heard or seen you before and stop worrying about home. Apparently home aint worried about you cause they aint comin to your shows. Once again, this is not a diss because I love my city to death but my city will be the death of me...at least musically. You have to realize where you are and what you want. If you want to be a local celebrity be my guest, it's your life, but I hear far too much complaining about the local scene. It's not going to change and your're not going to fix it so do the next best thing and take your show on the road. If you do get popular you're going to have to do that anyway so just start now. Never forget where you come from but be able to have the vision to see past what's in front of you. That was my gem of the day. Now take that and fuck off.

Krizz

Mighty Morphin Murder!!!

2008-10-23T11:41:00.000-07:00

See what Hollywoood can do to you? So apparently this guy named Skylar Deleon, who had a few bit parts in the popular 90's series "The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers", (which by the way was a terrible mosh-up between Saved by the Bell and Voltron) hath murdered some folk. And it appears this wasn't the first time either. But this time, however, he killed with flare and style. He, and a few cohorts, tricked an old retired couple into thinking he was interested in buying their yacht. So when they set out to sea for a "test run" of the boat the crazed former actor made them sign over their boat and life savings. Then they tied their old asses up to an anchor and promptly lowered them into the deep blue sea. Yes they were still alive by the way. There seems to be a trend for actors who used to be on Power Rangers. I think one of them is dead and another became a gay porn star. I never really liked Power Rangers as a kid cause I thought the actors were kind of creepy. All of them. 15 years later it proves that I was right.

Krizz

Former Power Rangers actor Skylar Deleon guilty of murdering couple
A former child actor has been found guilty of murdering a retired couple who were tied to the anchor of their yacht and thrown overboard while still alive.

Telegraph.co.uk

Last Updated: 2:25PM BST 21 Oct 2008

Skylar Deleon, 29, who had a bit part in an episode of 1990s series "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers", faces the death penalty after being convicted of three counts of murder at a trial in Santa Ana, California.
Deleon was accused of killing Tom and Jackie Hawks in 2004 in order to steal their £292,000 ($500,000) boat and life savings.
Deleon was also found guilty of murdering Jon Jarvi, of Anaheim, in 2003. Prosecutors had said Deleon met Jarvi in a work programme while serving jail time for burglary, and killed him in Mexico after Jarvi gave him £29,000 ($50,000).
The verdicts had been viewed as a foregone conclusion after defense lawyers acknowledged Deleon was guilty in opening statements, an unusual tactic designed to save him from the death penalty.
Gary Pohlson told reporters that he plans to convince the jury to spare his client's life by having Deleon's relatives and doctors testify during the punishment phase about his troubled past.
"He's had a horrible, horrible life," Mr Pohlson said, noting that Deleon's father abused him and later died of AIDS.
The jury will begin deliberations on Deleon's sentence on Wednesday October 22.
During the trial, the court heard how Deleon and two other men, John F. Kennedy and Alonso Machain, had sailed out with the Hawks' from Newport Harbor in November 2004 for what the unsuspecting couple believed was a test run. Deleon and his cohorts had been posing as prospective buyers of the yacht.
However once out at sea, the three men overpowered the couple, handcuffing them and covering their eyes and mouths with duct tape before forcing them to sign and fingerprint title transfer documents for the yacht.
Machain, who testified for the prosecution, told how the terrified couple were then tied to the boat's anchor and lowered into the sea. Their bodies were never found. Machain and Kennedy face trials at a later date.

How unfortunate....

2008-10-21T12:23:00.000-07:00

I can't help but to laugh. I know... I'm a dick.

Krizz

LMAO!!

OUCH!!

Douchebag of the week: This guy named...Mystery

2008-10-20T11:37:00.001-07:00

Yes you heard me correctly. His name is Mystery. So in another attempt to further ruin television the geniuses at Viacom decided to pursue this idea. Now I am told that this show was on last season but I somehow missed it...unfortunately. As far as entertainment value goes this show is great. It involves this guy pictured above. He goes by the name of Mystery. lol. Mystery goes on to tell how he was a geek who never got any pussy, girls told him they were only friends, blah blah blah...Then one day he sat down and came up with a magic formula that would make any woman attracted to him. lol. Supposedly now he can get any chick he wants. I guess what's hard for me to believe is how anyone could take him seriously with that hat on. So he has a show where he takes a few dudes who either haven't had sex or have had sex one time 7 years ago. He then, by the end of the series, is supposed to turn one of them into..."The Pick-Up Artist". The ultimate pussy gettin' machine. I guess what troubles me is I just can't imagine this guy bangin a shit load of chicks. I mean I could see where he would walk in the club with that furry hat on and some drunk chick would strike up a conversation with him about the fuzzy hat and they would laugh and he might get her number cause she's pissy drunk and he would call the next day and she would be like "who's this?" and he would be like "Mystery" and she would be like "that weirdo from the club with the furry hat on?" and he would be like "yeah" and she would be like "lose my number" and hang up. I could see that happening. But not him actually fuckin anybody. No way. Anyways, congrats to you Mystery, you are the Douchbag of the Week. You can wear that title along with them hats.

Krizz

DISCOVERED: The real reason McCain was so angry and snappy at last nights debates!!!

2008-10-16T14:14:00.000-07:00

Two stars emerged from this election regardless of how it goes.

The black man who may or may not have hung out with terrorist as an 8 year old, and the crazy Alaskan Hockey mom with the whacked out accent and great hair.

Either way, "war heroes" are so played in new millennium.

Don't hate McCain...Congratulate!

TAZ

With a few short weeks before the elections, good ole' boys down south is getting nervous...LMAO

2008-10-16T14:04:00.000-07:00

Are these bitches serious? How you gonna be hating when you can't read, write, or coordinate an outfit?

LMAO

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The South

For Some, Uncertainty Starts at Racial Identity

By ADAM NOSSITERMOBILE, Ala.

— The McCain campaign’s depiction of Barack Obama as a mysterious “other” with an impenetrable background may not be resonating in the national polls, but it has found a receptive audience with many white Southern voters. In interviews here in the Deep South and in Virginia, white voters made it clear that they remain deeply uneasy with Mr. Obama — with his politics, his personality and his biracial background. Being the son of a white mother and a black father has come to symbolize Mr. Obama’s larger mysteries for many voters. When asked about his background, a substantial number of people interviewed said they believed his racial heritage was unclear, giving them another reason to vote against him. “He’s neither-nor,” said Ricky Thompson, a pipe fitter who works at a factory north of Mobile, while standing in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart store just north of here. “He’s other. It’s in the Bible. Come as one. Don’t create other breeds.”Whether Mr. Obama is black, half-black or half-white often seemed to overshadow the question of his exact stand on particular issues, and rough-edged comments on the subject flowed easily even from voters who said race should not be an issue in the campaign. Many voters seemed to have no difficulty criticizing the mixing of the races — and thus the product of such mixtures — even as they indignantly said a candidate’s color held no importance for them. “I would think of him as I would of another of mixed race,” said Glenn Reynolds, 74, a retired textile worker in Martinsville, Va., and a former supervisor at a Goodyear plant. “God taught the children of Israel not to intermarry. You should be proud of what you are, and not intermarry.”Mr. Reynolds, standing outside a Kroger grocery store, described Mr. Obama as a “real charismatic person, in that he’s the type of person you can’t really hate, but you don’t really trust.”Other voters swept past such ambiguities into old-fashioned racist gibes. “He’s going to tear up the rose bushes and plant a watermelon patch,” said James Halsey, chuckling, while standing in the Wal-Mart parking lot with fellow workers in the environmental cleanup business. “I just don’t think we’ll ever have a black president.” There is nothing unusual about mixed-race people in the South, although in decades past there was no ambiguity about the subject. Legally and socially, a person with any black blood was considered black when segregation was the law. But the historic candidacy of Mr. Obama, who has said he considers himself black, has led some voters in the South to categorize him as neither black nor white. While many voters said that made them uncomfortable, others said they were pleased by Mr. Obama’s lack of connection to African-American politics. “He doesn’t come from the African-American perspective — he’s not of that tradition,” said Kimi Oaks, a prominent community volunteer in the Mobile area, with apparent approval. Ms. Oaks, along with about 15 others, had gathered after Sunday services at Mobile’s leading Methodist church to discuss the presidential campaign. “He’s not a product of any ghetto,” Ms. Oaks added.At the same time, however, she vigorously rejected the idea that race would be important in the election, a question met with general head-shaking from those assembled; Ms. Oaks said she was “terribly offended,” as a Southerner, at even being asked about this.Jim Pagans, a retired software manager, interviewed in a strip mall parking lot in Roanoke, Va., said that while Mr. Obama was “half-Caucasian,” he had the characteristics of blacks.“But you look at his background, you don’t think of that,” he said. “He’s more intelligent and a smarter person than McCain.” Bud Rowell, a retired oil field worker interviewed at a Baptist church in Citronelle, Ala., north of Mobile, said he was uncertain about Mr. Obama’s racial identity, and was critical of him for being equivocal and indecisive.But Mr. Rowell also said that personal experience had made him more sympathetic to biracial people. “I’ve always been against the blacks,” said Mr. Rowell, who is in his 70s, recalling how he was arrested for throwing firecrackers in the black section of town. But now that he has three biracial grandchildren — “it was really rough on me” — he said he had “found out they were human beings, too.”

Douchebags of the week: The AIG CEO's

2008-10-10T11:23:00.000-07:00

You have got to be kidding me. Seriously? So here's the deal. ONE WEEK after the bailout of AIG, the CEO came up with this marvelous idea. They thought it would be great to send their top execs on a vacation to discuss the business of the company. The vacation was complete with spa treatments and everything else rich douchebags love. The bill totaled over 440,00 dollars! These same mutherfuckers who we just bailed out with our tax money are spending it on spa baths?!! How many times do we have to be fucked by the long dick of the wealthy before anyone starts to pay attention?!! These are the fuck faces who we just gave 85 billion dollars to and they take the money and go get massages and pedicures and shit. I am heated. If they don't have to pay that money back then I don't see why I should have to pay taxes. I mean fair is fair right? Shit like this is just furthering my need to become stupid rich. I see that once you are rich you can do, basically, any fuckin thing you fuckin want to. I'm gonna go and have a smoke. I'm stressed...

Krizz

Execs' posh retreat after bailout angers lawmakers

By ANDREW TAYLOR, Associated Press Writer Tue Oct 7, 10:57 PM ET
WASHINGTON - Days after it got a federal bailout, American International Group Inc. spent $440,000 on a posh California retreat for its executives, complete with spa treatments, banquets and golf outings, according to lawmakers investigating the company's meltdown.

AIG sent its executives to the coastal St. Regis resort south of Los Angeles even as the company tapped into an $85 billion loan from the government it needed to stave off bankruptcy. The resort tab included $23,380 worth of spa treatments for AIG employees, according to invoices the resort turned over to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.
The retreat didn't include anyone from the financial products division that nearly drove AIG under, but lawmakers still were enraged over thousands of dollars spent on outing for executives of AIG's main U.S. life insurance subsidiary.
"Average Americans are suffering economically. They're losing their jobs, their homes and their health insurance," the committee's chairman, Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., scolded the company during a lengthy opening statement at a hearing Tuesday. "Yet less than one week after the taxpayers rescued AIG, company executives could be found wining and dining at one of the most exclusive resorts in the nation."
Former AIG CEO Robert Willumstad, who lost his job a day after the Federal Reserve put up the $85 billion on Sept. 16, said he was not familiar with the conference and would not have gone along with it.
"It seems very inappropriate," Willumstad said in response to questioning from Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Md.
"Those executives should be fired," Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama said at a debate with Sen. John McCain on Tuesday, referring to the retreat participants. Obama also said AIG should give the Treasury $440,000 to cover the costs of the retreat.
But Eric Dinallo, superintendent of the New York State Insurance Department, said he could see the value of such a retreat under the circumstances.
"Having been at large global companies and knowing what condition AIG was in ... the absolute worst thing that could have happened" would have been for employees and underwriters in its life insurance subsidiary to flee the company.
"I do agree there is some profligate spending there, but the concept of bringing all the major employees together ... to ensure that the $85 billion could be as greatly as possible paid back would have been not a crazy corporate decision," Dinallo told the House committee.
The hearing disclosed that AIG executives hid the full range of its risky financial products from auditors as losses mounted, according to documents released by the committee, which is examining the chain of events that forced the government to bail out the conglomerate.
The panel sharply criticized AIG's former top executives, who cast blame on each other for the company's financial woes.
"You have cost my constituents and the taxpayers of this country $85 billion and run into the ground one of the most respected insurance companies in the history of our country," said Rep. Carolyn Maloney, D-N.Y. "You were just gambling billions, possibly trillions of dollars."
AIG, crippled by huge losses linked to mortgage defaults, was forced last month to accept the $85 billion government loan that gives the U.S. the right to an 80 percent stake in the company.
Waxman unveiled documents showing AIG executives hid the full extent of the firm's risky financial products from auditors, both outside and inside the firm, as losses mounted.
For instance, federal regulators at the Office of Thrift Supervision warned in March that "corporate oversight of AIG Financial Products ... lack critical elements of independence." At the same time, PricewaterhouseCoopers confidentially warned the company that the "root cause" of its mounting problems was denying internal overseers in charge of limiting AIG's exposure access to what was going on in its highly leveraged financial products branch.
Waxman also released testimony from former AIG auditor Joseph St. Denis, who resigned after being blocked from giving his input on how the firm estimated its liabilities.
Three former AIG executives were summoned to appear before the hearing. One of them, Maurice "Hank" Greenberg — who ran AIG for 38 years until 2005 — canceled his appearance citing illness but submitted prepared testimony. In it, he blamed the company's financial woes on his successors, former CEOs Martin Sullivan and Willumstad.
"When I left AIG, the company operated in 130 countries and employed approximately 92,000 people," Greenberg said. "Today, the company we built up over almost four decades has been virtually destroyed."
Sullivan and Willumstad, in turn, cast much of the blame on accounting rules that forced AIG to take tens of billions of dollars in losses stemming from exposure to toxic mortgage-related securities.
Lawmakers also upbraided Sullivan, who ran the firm from 2005 until June of this year, for urging AIG's board of directors to waive pay guidelines to win a $5 million bonus for 2007 — even as the company lost $5 billion in the 4th quarter of that year. Sullivan countered that he was mainly concerned with helping other senior executives.

The Divine Hustler

2008-10-06T12:13:00.000-07:00

So apparently the economic crunch is hitting the churches too. Why else would this priest be selling cocaine? I mean preist gotta eat too right? The Illinois reverend was charged with slangin blow to his students. Of course he pled not guilty, but he can't explain the 200 percent rise in attendance for Sunday mass. Most of them 18-24 year olds. lol...

Krizz

Priest Arrested for Dealing Coke on Campus

Sep 12th 2008By Julieanne Smolinski

We've heard of priests doing stuff to get young people pumped up about the church -- adding an acoustic guitar to the service, getting a rad crucifix tattoo -- but a Catholic priest in Illinois blows them all out of the holy water. Emphasis on blow.Reverend Christopher Layden, 33, was recently arrested and charged with possession and distribution of cocaine at his home, the University of Illinois campus church rectory. He pleaded not guilty in court and is currently under suspension by the Catholic Diocese of Peoria.

If he wasn't ratted out by the Drug-Busting Bear, we suspect campus officials got suspicious when the nuns started hitting the bathroom five at a time.

BREAKING NEWS: Finally the real story on what happened at Janet's sound check in Canada that ended with Miss Jackson being rushed to the hospital

2008-10-06T11:43:00.000-07:00

So I had a few of my spies go out to find out what really happened and who was responsible for the mysterious sudden illness that is threatening to derail Janet Jackson's "Rock Wit U" tour. It took them a minute but they finally found out who was to blame. Not too surprising, Melissa and Joan Rivers also known as the fashion police were behind the mysterious illness. Apparently, after seeing the costumes and hair for the tour, the fashion police came to her sound check to write her a citation for looking a hot ass mess on stage.

Ever rebellious, Miss Jackson tore the citation up in their faces thus causing the fashion police to pull out the night sticks and whoop dat ass.

Needless to say it is believed the tour will resume as soon as the knots on Janet's head go down.

Stay here for updates.

TAZ JONEZ

CALAMITY AT THE WORKPLACE: featuring the Unbelievable Taz Jonez

2008-10-06T07:19:00.001-07:00

So last week when my Janet Jackson tickets arrived in the mail, I made a copy of them. I taped one copy to my chest and the other to my ass, and danced around my job talking about "I'm seeing Janet Jackson in New York and you bitches aren't".

This was in an effort to make all my co workers jealous.

So today, the radio announced a complete list of canceled dates due to Janet catching the sniffles and this fat greasy bald headed old gal I work with came dancing into my cubicle singing about "You ain't gonna see Janet cause she canceled all her dates".

I says to this plus size old chick, "shouldn't you be tending to your sugar diabetes you fat bitch, and besides, my dates were not canceled so mind your business". Can you believe she started to cry, and went and told my manager that I made fun of her sugar diabetes? Of course this means I got called into the office again.

This week is kicking off to a marvelous start.

TAZ JONEZ

Coming to a town near you: The broke down and busted tour 2008

2008-10-01T13:04:00.001-07:00

These motherfuckers is too young to look so damn old. Fat ass Al Be Sure, KC of Jodeci, and Miss Tevin Campbell look a hot ass fugly mess. KC look about 80. Miss Tevin looks about 56, and Al be Sure looks hungry. What a hott as mess this terrible threesome are.

Ticket prices range from $2.00 to a chicken box.

LMAO

TAZ

What do you mean Clay Aiken is gay??!!

2008-09-24T06:52:00.000-07:00

I mean seriously. He didn't really have to confirm it. WE ALL KNEW. That was a worse kept secret than Marilyn Monroe fuckin ALL the Kennedys. Or that Jay-Z and Beyonce were an item 5 years ago. So Clay came out the closet in the most recent issue of People magazine claiming that he didn't want to raise his child to be a liar or deceiver or some shit like that. Hey. Newsflash. If a chick has your baby and you didn't have actual sex with her it can only one of two things: Immaculate conception i.e. the birth of Jesus Christ, or your gay i.e. Michael Jackson, Ricky Martin. It's cool though cause I don't have shit against gay people because I don't give a fuck about peoples' lifestyles. I just think it's funny that this made front page news like it was a shocking revelation or something. lol.

Krizz

Clay Aiken: "Yes, I'm Gay"
Posted Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:57pm PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

Guys, I know this is going to come as a bit of a shocker, so I hope you're sitting down before you continue reading. But (deep breath, now)...Clay Aiken has confirmed, in an interview featured on the cover of the upcoming issue of People magazine and first leaked on Perez Hilton's site, that he is indeed (wait for it), homosexual.

All right, all right...so this isn't the biggest news scoop in tabloid history. This is sort of akin to reporting that Chris Daughtry is bald, or that David Cook uses hair gel, or that Ruben Studdard shops at Big & Tall For Men. It's always been that obvious. But this is the first time that Clay has actually acknowledged it, so I for one am thrilled that he has set the record straight (no pun intended).
For years, practically from the minute he reared his bespectacled head on season 2 of American Idol, Clay has skirted (again, no pun intended) around this issue--even telling Diane Sawyer herself that she was "really rude" to grill him about his sexuality in a 2006 Good Morning America interview. He always made a big point of keeping his private life just that--private--but it seemed the quieter he remained, the louder all the gossip (and snarky jokes) became.
Of course, promo photos of Clay's new look (frosty blonde highlights, inch-thick pancake makeup), or news than his son was conceived via medical intervention with his 50-year-old "best friend," didn't help matters. But Clay still kept mum, perhaps out of fear of alienating his adoring, mostly female fanbase.
But now Clay has finally come out, in a People article accompanied by the first published photos of his new bouncing baby boy, Parker Foster (who apparently was his inspiration for telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth here, as he told the mag, "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things"). Kudos to Clay for being an honest role model for his child, and I'm certain that any worries Clay--or, probably more specifically, his handlers--had about him losing fans after such a confession will prove totally unfounded.

The worst rendition of the national anthem ever!!!

2008-09-23T14:28:00.000-07:00

So this Hipster dude, Rocco Deluca, sings the national anthem @ Wrigley Field and it's possibly the most horrendous thing I've ever heard. He sounds like Tiny Tim on acid. It's horrible. Listen if you dare...

Krizz

Ever wonder which movies lost the most money...

2008-09-23T10:34:00.000-07:00

No? Me neither, but I happened to run across this article and found it mildly amusing since Eddie Murphy is on the list twice. People don't like Eddie unless he's cussing up a storm but he don't get that. Anyways enjoy.

Krizz

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/collections/gallery/1005/movie-disasters-historic-box-office-bombs/fp#photo0

Douchebags of the week: The Federal Government

2008-09-19T13:30:00.000-07:00

It just gets worse and worse and worse. So the economy is crashing down around us, basically because of this bogus war. We are spending 10 billion dollars a month on it. Banks are closing. Little kids are crying. Dogs and cats are getting along. Everything is insane right now. So our governments latest great idea is to spend about 3 trillion dollars to save the companies that are closing down. That's funny cause I thought that we were broke as a country? So the government can save insurance companies, like AIG, but can't afford to lend money to states who want to keep schools open or increase salaries. This whole country is completely fucked up. It just becomes more and more plainly evident that Obama needs to win this election. Since when has the Federal Government been known to bail people out? I mean really. These are the same fuckers that will take your house if your taxes are fucked up. Or make you pay more taxes @ the end of the year. Now they're bailing people out. The power of money is some serious shit. They broke they damn necks to come up with a quick fix and what they came up with is possibly the worst idea ever. So congratulations U.S. federal Government. You are the douchebags of the week. Can't wait for the election...

Krizz

This chick here has lost her damn mind and is the Messy of the fucking week

2008-09-18T18:13:00.000-07:00

So apparently this crazy ass 33 year old chick wanted to live a childhood she thought she lost so she stole her daughters identity, went to high school and became a cheerleader...

She actually thought she could pass for 15? Yup. The bitch was nutso, but harmless nutso.

That is until she found her a 15 year old boyfriend to sue.

LMAO

I say let her go, and let her get her cheerleader on.

TAZ

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GREEN BAY, Wis. — A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman.Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown's mother.According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn't have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she'd missed.Brown allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader's locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach's house.The $134.50 check Brown gave to the cheerleading coach for her uniform bounced, the complaint said.A high school employee, Kim Demeny, told authorities that the woman, posing as the teen, seemed very timid. Demeny said she told her she was not good at math and even cried when she talked about moving from Pahrump Valley High School in Nevada. Demeny said she looked older than a student but had the demeanor of a high school girl.

RelatedStoriesCops:

Wisconsin Mom Posed as Daughter to Be Cheerleader A school liaison officer started investigating after Brown only attended the first day of classes last week, the complaint said.Assistant Principal Dirk Ribbins later learned Brown's daughter was enrolled at Pahrump Valley High School. Ribbins also spoke with Brown's mother, who told him she had custody of the girl. She said Brown has a history of identity theft crimes, the complaint said.Brown made her first court appearance Friday by video conference. The judge set bond at $8,000.If convicted, she could face up to six years in prison and a $10,000 fine.There was no attorney listed in Brown's online court records. Her home number could not be found.http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,424061,00.html

Matt Damon is my new favorite actor!!!

2008-09-16T12:20:00.001-07:00

'cause he hates Sarah Palin the way I hate Sarah Palin. One of the few actors who actually says something intelligent once in a while. Watch as he completely shits on Sarah Palin. Roll film!

Krizz

DIVA MOMENTS: With Lil Wayne

2008-09-09T14:15:00.000-07:00

So apparently Lil Wayne has over-estimated his star, and found himself out of some hot promo at Fashion Rocks. He figured that since he sold 1 million plus records in one week his star was up to par with the Beyonces and Timberlakes of the world and got his bubble busted, and reputation tarnished even more than when he was giving Baby some tongue action.

Nice try though.

Check it out. Diva moments are fun.

TAZ

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NEW YORK, Sept. 9 (UPI) -- Hip-hop artist Lil' Wayne reportedly didn't perform at the "Fashion Rocks" event in New York because he refused to go through security to get inside the venue.

"He was carrying a bag and refused, point blank, to go through security," a senior production person told the New York Post. "Everyone else -- including Rihanna, Chris Brown, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake and Kid Rock -- went through security, and we couldn't make an exception. He's obviously not a Boy Scout and has a history with drugs and guns. But he wouldn't budge and refused to have his bag searched or have a security wand passed over him."

The Post said the rapper then left the fashion and music event, which took place last Friday.
"Minutes later, we got frantic calls from his management and record label begging us to have him back. We said, 'OK, we have an opening at 7 p.m.' The next thing you know, Wayne's people are saying: 'Can we do it a bit later? He's not going to be ready," the production team member told the newspaper. "We had a crew of 250 people waiting for him ... Then he calls at, like, 9:30 and says, 'I'm five blocks away,' which is like 500 blocks away in New York traffic, so we just pulled the plug. It was just so disrespectful to the crew and to the 5,000 audience members. Unbelievable."

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2008/09/09/Security-shy_Lil_Wayne_misses_Rocks/UPI-71051220970988/

"AS THE MESSY TURNS" And I thought R Kelly's piss fetish was gross...

2008-09-09T09:43:00.000-07:00

I really have no comment. I mean if R Kelly is allowed to pee on chicks...*Barfs evrywhere*

TAZ

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COLUMBUS, Ohio — A man accused of shutting off water to a public restroom as part of a plan to collect boys' urine pleaded no contest Monday to a charge of criminal mischief.
According to police, Alan Patton was discovered trying to obtain urine inside a men's restroom at Sports Ohio, located on Cosgray Road, on June 14, 10TV News reported.

Authorities said Patton had shut off water to urinals and placed cups inside them. At the time of his arrest, Patton told officers that "he wasn't hurting anyone and that he suffers from an illness," according to a police report.
After an earlier arrest in 2006, Patton told Gahanna police that he suffered from urophilia, a sexual fetish involving urine.

After Patton pleaded no contest on Monday, a judge sentenced him to 60 days in jail. However, a defense attorney said the sentence would be appealed before Patton was required to report to jail, 10TV's Maureen Kocot reported.

According to the attorney, Patton was denied his right to a speedy trial after the judge in the case ordered a mental competency evaluation. The defense claimed that the judge abused discretion and unnecessarily delayed Patton's trial.
In the meantime, Patton was ordered to remain on strict house arrest, and stay away from any place where children might gather, Kocot reported.
The attorney said the sentence would be appealed within the next two weeks.
After the appeal is filed, Patton would be allowed to post bond and be released from custody, Kocot reported.

Upon his release, Patton would not be required to be on house arrest, or be tracked by a Global Positioning System device. The judge said a GPS device would cost the city about $400 a month and the appeal process could take more than a year.
Watch 10TV News and refresh 10TV.com for additional information

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2008/09/08/story_patton.html?sid=102

2008 Video Music Awards nothing but a Britney Spears pity party!

2008-09-08T05:32:00.000-07:00

last year Britney Spears was the butt of the jokes concerning the lame MTV music Awards. This year was nothing different. The MTV awards honored an undeserving Spears 3 moon men including 'Video of the Year' for a song that was a moderate hit at best, and a video people barely recognized. Last year it was Rihanna, who Britney introduced, that laughed at the pop star, this year it was Chris Brown caught on camera laughing hysterically when Britney was given 'Video of the Year'.

Can you say, "all credibility lost".

Even Britney looked baffled. If I were her, I would have given the award back and said, "I'll comeback for this one next year, after my new hot ass album and video drops, when I actually deserve it".

As far as performances, the cheesy studio lot performances stole from the shows swagger, and it was only P!nk who was able to make it work for her and give the performance of the night. Though terribly overrated, Lil Wayne, with Leona Lewis and T-Pain, delivered, but it was TI who really showed how a hip hop performance should be done while giving Rihanna a chance to redeem herself after a stiff opening performance that would have been legendary had it been Beyonce, who has the talent it takes to match if not outshine the fantastic staging of that 'Thriller 2009' show introduction.

Kanye West what are you doing to yourself? Stop trying to be T-Pain, and dick riding Lil' Wayne. Please stick to rapping and leave the singing alone.

Chris Brown what were you thinking? I understand urban artist feel the need to dick ride Lil Wayne these days, but how do you think the director of your video feels when you say someone else deserved to win? That was tacky.

Ultimately, it was the side performances like Lupe Fiasco, Fanny Pack, LL Cool J, and the underrated Katy Perry that kept the show almost from sinking.

Douchebags of the week: Everyone who attended the RNC

2008-09-05T08:18:00.000-07:00

So I'm fresh off a long night of performing and promoting, good and tipsy still, and I'm ready to let loose. I HATE REPUBLICANS. Well politicians in general, but the Repubs are on the top of the list. Have you ever seen such a group of liars and out of touch people? Let's start with the speakers, Fred Thompson is up first. I believe he got up there and tried to call Obama a celebrity and a do nothing. Weren't you in a bunch of B movies? I think he was in Die Hard 2. The worst one by the way. Wasn't Ronald Reagan an actor too? I don't wanna hear nuthin you gotta say Fred Thompson. The turncoat with the droopy cheeks, Joe Lieberman, or something like that. Ranted and raved that McCain needs to be pres cause he got tortured blah blah blah. Who gives a fuck that McCain got tortured? Certainly not me. I mean it's fucked up and all but really, as Taz said previously, what's that got to do with 2009? Nothing. Bush's wife, who proved that she can't speak very well either, got up there looking like new millenium cave bitch and basically said nothing for twenty minutes. There were a few more forgettable appearances by some other politicians. The guy with the beaver teeth, Mike Huckabee, is a funny looking dude by the way. Bush showed up via satellite looking half drunk claiming he couldn't be there cause he had to monitor hurricane Gustapo or whatever. I guess he's tryin to make up for the Katrina disaster. Then this Palin chick. She's a mess. She went on about hockey moms and fishing and shit. Reality check lady, that's only shit that happens in Alaska and Canada. Tell me about the gang violence and drug problems of the inner city. Oh that's right you can't cause you don't have an inner city cause your from Alaska. Aint shit happening in Alaska. You know there was an official quote from her, not too long before she was named McCain's choice for VP, where she actually said "Can someone tell me exactly what the Vice President does?" Yeah great choice McCain. One thing is clear though, this chick likes to fuck. And apparently her children are following in her footsteps. Her whorish daughter could get it though. Then McCain went for 45 minutes jerking everyone off who came out in support of him. After that he proceeded to say what he was going to change but failed to mention how he was going to do it. I guess he forgot. Old people do that sometimes. What America needs is someone who is in touch with present day. Not someone who is living in the past and will continue to take the country further down the trail of destruction that we are heading for currently. Furthermore the blatent lies they were telling were hilarious. They touted all of Sarah Palin's accomplishments but failed to mention that she left Alaska in debt after she was done. The only thing she did for Alaska was give them a tax break one year. Subsequently though she raised taxes on other things the people wouldn't notice so she could build a new ice rink. What a mess. So Congratulations RNC. You are the douchebags of the week. BTW all those people need a fashion tip.

Krizz

THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION: Nothing more than tired war stories, old people, and bad hair.

2008-09-04T05:34:00.001-07:00

I'm all for the mullet(not really) but you know there is a problem when everybody in the entire convention has the same 80s hairstyle. Black people had mullets, and white people had mullets. Young people(the two there) had mullets and old people had mullets. Males had mullets and females had mullets. What a fucking disaster. The hair police on that Bravo reality show should have already shut that motherfucker down, and Barbara Bush should have been led out in cuffs cause she had the biggest and grayest mullet I've ever seen.

Now what I did like was this Alaska chick Palin. Keep your head up girl, lots of families experience teenage pregnancies where I am from. I'm not mad. Plus, I love Obama to death, but she tore him a new asshole last night. I can't wait until the debates. I won't be voting for her, because simply put, I don't give a fuck if McCain was caged and beaten for 5 years in 1967. What does that have to do with 2009? How does that help me? I have to deal with the here and now.

But whatever, at least the old guy gets to tell his war stories.

TAZ

Oh drama!! 50 Cent back at it again...

2008-09-02T11:26:00.000-07:00

You know as much as I love his business sense I can't stand his attitude. 50 just needs to be involved in drama. I'm starting to think that he may have a lil sugar in his tank. Reason being is that, generally speaking, mostly gay guys and women do drama. But this dude who claims to be a straight man is always stirring some shit up out of nowhere. You see nobody is really checking for 50 so I guess he wants some attention. He's like a 4 year old. Just a very rich one which makes the situation even worse. Anyways here's his newest mixtape track poking fun at the Rick Ross song "Here I Am". Let me know what you think about this. Me personally, I felt it was't necessary but when is his music ever...

Krizz

http://www.zshare.net/audio/17805499e9759796/

Douchebag of the week: P. Diddy

2008-08-28T13:31:00.000-07:00

(Big shout out to my homegirl Kristina for this one....) Usually I rant on for a few paragraphs about why the person I chose is a douchebag. This week, however, I will let P. Diddy explain himself exactly why he is my choice for this week. He actually bitches about high gas prices! The man who bought a 35 million dollar home in Florida complaining about gas prices. "It costs me $250,000 to fill up my private jet. So now I gotta fly commercial."I thought you said no bitchassness Diddy, but here you are clearly being a bitchass. Anyways, congrats Sean "P.Diddy, Puffy, Puff Daddy, Sean John, blah, blah, blah" Combs. You are the Douchebag of the Week. Roll film...

Krizz

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE OBAMA CAMP!!

2008-08-27T15:13:00.000-07:00

It appears that there was a mistake during the announcement of Barack Obama's choice for Vice President. The Vice President chosen, in fact, was not Joe Biden but underground rapper Joe Budden. An apparent typo or slip of the tongue has caused major confusion in the democratic party, but have no fear. We here at the Mysterious Messy Blogspot have your back. Apparently Barack wants to be sure that he is straight for any more bullshit rappers wanna say out of there damn mouths(i.e. Ludacris). It also seems that he was lacking street cred in the latest polls. So here we go people. Obama and Budden in '08. Whoda thunk it? lol.

Krizz

Things like this never happened to me in school...

2008-08-27T10:16:00.000-07:00

You know, first there was this whole fad of young hot teachers banging their students. Women, fresh outta college with a degree in teaching, fucking their students brains out. These things never occurred while I was in school. And I'm very upset about that cause there were a few teachers that would've got the bizness. Now it appears that drug trafficking is the new craze for teachers and students. Right here in good ole Maryland, Montgomery County actually, a teacher has been accused with selling coke to her students. Wow. The students referred to her as "the coolest teacher ever". I feel them. I don't get down with the whole coke thing, it's just not that sexy to me. But can you imagine if my teacher was selling weed? How sweet would that have been?

Krizz

Montgomery Teacher Is Accused of Giving Students Cocaine

By Katherine Shaver and Sarah MarstonWashington Post Staff Writers Tuesday, August 26, 2008; 7:06 PM

The students who put together the 2007 yearbook at Thomas S. Wootton High School in Rockville dubbed Theresa C. Duarte "the coolest woman alive." But Montgomery County police say the former English teacher and yearbook advisor's relationship with two students turned criminal in June, when she gave them cocaine -- one of them on two separate occasions -- in her Rockville home.

Duarte, 44, of the 1000 block of Brice Road, was arrested Monday on a warrant charging her with two counts of distributing narcotics and two counts of contributing to delinquent conditions of a child. Police said in a news release that "additional students" may have received drugs from Duarte.

Duarte resigned from Wootton in mid-June, at the end of last school year, for personal reasons, principal Michael Doran said. Doran said school officials are cooperating with police but don't believe Duarte provided any drugs on the Wootton campus. The investigation did not begin until after her resignation, police said.

"I'm shocked," Doran said of Duarte's arrest. "It came out of the blue. I'm disappointed if any adult takes advantage of his or her position as a teacher and role model. . . . She was popular, and she produced a good yearbook. She seemed like a regular teacher."

Doran said he didn't know the two students' names. He added that he was discouraged the news of the arrest today marred an otherwise successful start to a new school year for the campus of 2,500 students.

In a charging document, Detective Karen Carvajal wrote that a current Wootton student, identified only as "Student A," reported receiving cocaine from Duarte twice in June. Another student, identified as "Student B," received cocaine from Duarte just before school ended in June, when Duarte was still a teacher, Carvajal wrote.

In an Aug. 20 interview with police, Carvajal wrote, Duarte said she kept cocaine in her bathroom and acknowledged giving some to two students.

"Duarte stated she could not remember when she gave student A cocaine," the detective wrote. "However, she believes it was approximately one week after she gave cocaine to student B."
Carvajal wrote that she found a straw, a folded paper and a small amount of white powder, believed to be cocaine, while searching Duarte's home.

Duarte was released from the Montgomery County Detention Center today after posting $150,000 bail. Court records do not list an attorney for Duarte, and her home phone had a busy signal today.

Police said they began investigating Duarte on Aug. 19, after officials from the county's Child Protective Services said they had received information Duarte was providing illegal drugs to Wootton students. Police said they did not know why the two students were at Duarte's home and are not releasing their ages to protect their identities.

Female Rappers Are Losing Right Now...

2008-08-26T10:23:00.000-07:00

The latest in messy news involving a female rapper is currently starring Da Brat. So story has it that some bitch was slick talkin out the side of her face to Da Brat. So, not to be outdone by the likes of Lil' Kim and Remy Ma, Da Brat made her gangsta present and accounted for. She proceeded to crack the holy fuck outta this poor chick with a champagne bottle right square in the face. The chick had to be rushed to the hospital where surgery was done and permanent scars are now a part of her grill. They promptly locked Da Brats black ass up for assault charges and gave her ass three years like they was giving out candy. I'm a need for my female rappers to get it together. You can't commit perjury. You can't shoot people in the stomach. And you can't hit people in the face with bottles. What you can do is attempt to make a quality record sometime after you get out the slammer. lol.

Krizz

Da Brat gets sentenced to da clink
By Herald wire services
Monday, August 25, 2008

Rapper Da Brat, born Shawntae Harris, has been sentenced to three years in prison after pleading guilty to hitting a hostess in the head with a rum bottle, Usmagazine.com reports.

The 34-year-old rapper was also sentenced to seven years’ probation, 200 hours of community service and completion of substance abuse treatment, mental evaluation and anger management classes.

“I love y’all,” she said to her relatives as a deputy hauled her away, the Atlanta-Journal Constitution reported. “We love you too,” came the family reply.

The assault occurred at a Halloween party in Atlanta’s Studio 72, when the rapper lived up to her name and got bratty. She got into a fight with then-Atlanta Falcons cheerleader Shayla Stevens, who was working as a hostess, The Associated Press reported.

Police said Harris and Stevens got into a disagreement after they bumped into each other. Stevens walked away and moments later was hit in the face with the bottle. The cheerleader was left with a deep cut to the cheek and a swollen forehead. She also has a permanent scar on her face.

This is not the first time, Harris, a native of Chicago and protege of Jermaine Dupri, has gotten physical. In 2000, she was arrested after she struck another woman at a bar. She was sentenced to 12 months’ probation at the time.

"MESSY OF THE WEEK" George Bush...Drunk as fuck at the Olympics...

2008-08-26T09:59:00.001-07:00

I'm all for being drunk and out of control but when you are President and leader of the free world maybe its not a good look.

Well Obama and Hilary went drinking in one of them red states.

I guess Bush is showing them that he can't be fucked with.

TAZ

Fuck McCain and Obama, The A list celebrity is having the best year ever.

2008-08-26T06:09:00.000-07:00

It seems like the A list celebrity is really the winner this election year. No matter what they say, positive or negative, the best way to get free promotion in 2008 is to have Obama or McCain mention your name in the press.

Lets start with Messy Jesse Jackson. He needed some exposure seeing that Obama is what is black and cool these days, so he calls Obama the N-word.

This was free exposure for him and his son. Maybe he can write a book about it or get paid a couple of hundred thousand in his next speaking engagement.

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton received free exposure as McCain compared Obama's new found celebrity to the two bimbos. Britney used it to garner attention for her 14th comeback since becoming a coke whore psycho, and Paris struck back in her own ad and called McCain an old man.

Toby Keith concurred that the world likes Obama because he talks like a Caucasian. I'm thinking "really Toby, have you heard how you speak? If Obama is speaking like a Caucasian you must speak like something alien because you sound a hot ass mess."

Ludacris came out with some ass backwards rap attack and garnered attention for his upcoming project, and now the Queen of Pop, Madonna, has started a heated battle more intense than her last botox session with McCain just in time for her new world tour.

Also, it seems the coolest fashion pieces in Hollywood these days have an image of Obama on the front. I never witnessed a time where so many celebs were supporting one candidate this much.

Anyways...Here is something to read up on as far as Madonna VS McCain.

LMAO

TAZ

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The campaign of John McCain went head-to-head with Madonna today after the 50-year-old pop diva appeared to compare the Republican candidate to Hitler and Robert Mugabe.

Madonna, who kicked off her “Sticky and Sweet” world tour at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff yesterday, made the swipe during a performance of Get Stupid, when Mr McCain’s image was flashed up alongside images of the Führer and Zimbabwean dictator, as well as destruction and global warming.

In a none-too-subtle contrast, Barack Obama was bracketed in a subsequent sequence alongside Mahatma Gandhi, John Lennon and Al Gore.

A McCain campaign spokesman, Tucker Bounds, condemned the segment. “The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time,” Mr Bounds said.

“It clearly shows that when it comes to supporting Barack Obama, his fellow worldwide celebrities refuse to consider any smear or attack off limits."

The McCain campaign has recently been keen to portray Mr Obama as a celebrity, underpinning what it says is his lack of depth and experience.

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More excerpts from Faith Evan’s “Keep the Faith” book are being released and this time she is giving up the good sh*t. Read below to see what happened when she caught Biggie in bed with Lil Kim (Woop Woop).

I don’t know what got into my head. But I decided that I needed to know once and for all what Big was really trying to do. On that night before Christmas, I drove to Big’s house on a mission to find out where I really stood.

The security guard at the gate just waved me in when I pulled up. It was Christmas Eve and she’d seen me come into the complex with the kids, so I guess she didn’t think anything of it. I parked in the rear of Big’s town house and walked up to the garage. It was locked. I hadn’t been over to Big’s house a whole lot but I did know that you jiggle the garage door a certain way and unlock it.

I got into the garage, where there was an elevator that would take me to both floors of Big’s duplex. There I was, rocking a black skully cap and a heavy goose-down jacket, tiptoeing into the elevator and pressing the button to go up to the second floor, where his bedroom was located. I got to Big’s bedroom door, turned the knob, and went inside. As soon as I saw a small lump next to Big’s large frame, I flew into a rage, ran over to the side of the bed, and pulled back the covers. I grabbed some chick our of the bed and started beating her ass. At some point, the chick’s wig came off in my hand; It was a short, cropped wig. I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It was Lil Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the room.

“So you not fucking her, right?” I screamed at Big. “Yeah, you not messing with her anymore,right?”

When they heard all the commotion, Cease, D-Roc, and Gutter came running into the room. ‘Oh shit!” they yelled in unison. “It’s Faye! How the hell she get in here?”

Big sat up in bed and pointed at Kim, who was standing in a corner of the room, trying to cover her naked body with her hands while I was still yelling at Big. “Yo, get her outta here,’ Big said. They led Kim out of the room and she screamed and cursed the whole way.

It was absolutely crazy in that house. Kim was naked and being led somewhere to get dressed. I was still screaming on Big. Damion, Cease, and Gutter were laughing in amazement that I would be so bold. And Big looked like he was just too through with all of us. He sat up in bed shaking his head. Kim left the house and I stayed, talking to Big about why he couldn’t be honest with me about her.

‘I thought it was all about Tiffany?” I asked. You still messing with Kim, too?” Big had nothing to say.
I have to say I actually felt some pity for Kim. Big had a wife, and she settled for messing with him. Then he started dating Tiffany and Big had a wife and a mistress. And Kim still settled for being other other woman. It seemed pretty sad to settle for that.

When I left a few hours later to get the kids, I noticed that Kim had taken my key to my Land Cruiser and scratched up my entire car, from the hood to the back bumper. Even though we ended up having sex that day at that point I decided I was 100 percent through. I was not going to be a ride or die chick, always going to lengths to show Big how I felt. I was the mother of his child and his wife. But I was going to have to let go.