Thursday, August 28, 2008

Douchebag of the week: P. Diddy

(Big shout out to my homegirl Kristina for this one....) Usually I rant on for a few paragraphs about why the person I chose is a douchebag. This week, however, I will let P. Diddy explain himself exactly why he is my choice for this week. He actually bitches about high gas prices! The man who bought a 35 million dollar home in Florida complaining about gas prices. "It costs me $250,000 to fill up my private jet. So now I gotta fly commercial."I thought you said no bitchassness Diddy, but here you are clearly being a bitchass. Anyways, congrats Sean "P.Diddy, Puffy, Puff Daddy, Sean John, blah, blah, blah" Combs. You are the Douchebag of the Week. Roll film...


Krizz

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE OBAMA CAMP!!


It appears that there was a mistake during the announcement of Barack Obama's choice for Vice President. The Vice President chosen, in fact, was not Joe Biden but underground rapper Joe Budden. An apparent typo or slip of the tongue has caused major confusion in the democratic party, but have no fear. We here at the Mysterious Messy Blogspot have your back. Apparently Barack wants to be sure that he is straight for any more bullshit rappers wanna say out of there damn mouths(i.e. Ludacris). It also seems that he was lacking street cred in the latest polls. So here we go people. Obama and Budden in '08. Whoda thunk it? lol.
Krizz

Things like this never happened to me in school...



You know, first there was this whole fad of young hot teachers banging their students. Women, fresh outta college with a degree in teaching, fucking their students brains out. These things never occurred while I was in school. And I'm very upset about that cause there were a few teachers that would've got the bizness. Now it appears that drug trafficking is the new craze for teachers and students. Right here in good ole Maryland, Montgomery County actually, a teacher has been accused with selling coke to her students. Wow. The students referred to her as "the coolest teacher ever". I feel them. I don't get down with the whole coke thing, it's just not that sexy to me. But can you imagine if my teacher was selling weed? How sweet would that have been?



Krizz

Montgomery Teacher Is Accused of Giving Students Cocaine

By Katherine Shaver and Sarah MarstonWashington Post Staff Writers Tuesday, August 26, 2008; 7:06 PM
The students who put together the 2007 yearbook at Thomas S. Wootton High School in Rockville dubbed Theresa C. Duarte "the coolest woman alive." But Montgomery County police say the former English teacher and yearbook advisor's relationship with two students turned criminal in June, when she gave them cocaine -- one of them on two separate occasions -- in her Rockville home.
Duarte, 44, of the 1000 block of Brice Road, was arrested Monday on a warrant charging her with two counts of distributing narcotics and two counts of contributing to delinquent conditions of a child. Police said in a news release that "additional students" may have received drugs from Duarte.
Duarte resigned from Wootton in mid-June, at the end of last school year, for personal reasons, principal Michael Doran said. Doran said school officials are cooperating with police but don't believe Duarte provided any drugs on the Wootton campus. The investigation did not begin until after her resignation, police said.
"I'm shocked," Doran said of Duarte's arrest. "It came out of the blue. I'm disappointed if any adult takes advantage of his or her position as a teacher and role model. . . . She was popular, and she produced a good yearbook. She seemed like a regular teacher."
Doran said he didn't know the two students' names. He added that he was discouraged the news of the arrest today marred an otherwise successful start to a new school year for the campus of 2,500 students.
In a charging document, Detective Karen Carvajal wrote that a current Wootton student, identified only as "Student A," reported receiving cocaine from Duarte twice in June. Another student, identified as "Student B," received cocaine from Duarte just before school ended in June, when Duarte was still a teacher, Carvajal wrote.
In an Aug. 20 interview with police, Carvajal wrote, Duarte said she kept cocaine in her bathroom and acknowledged giving some to two students.
"Duarte stated she could not remember when she gave student A cocaine," the detective wrote. "However, she believes it was approximately one week after she gave cocaine to student B."
Carvajal wrote that she found a straw, a folded paper and a small amount of white powder, believed to be cocaine, while searching Duarte's home.
Duarte was released from the Montgomery County Detention Center today after posting $150,000 bail. Court records do not list an attorney for Duarte, and her home phone had a busy signal today.
Police said they began investigating Duarte on Aug. 19, after officials from the county's Child Protective Services said they had received information Duarte was providing illegal drugs to Wootton students. Police said they did not know why the two students were at Duarte's home and are not releasing their ages to protect their identities.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Female Rappers Are Losing Right Now...


The latest in messy news involving a female rapper is currently starring Da Brat. So story has it that some bitch was slick talkin out the side of her face to Da Brat. So, not to be outdone by the likes of Lil' Kim and Remy Ma, Da Brat made her gangsta present and accounted for. She proceeded to crack the holy fuck outta this poor chick with a champagne bottle right square in the face. The chick had to be rushed to the hospital where surgery was done and permanent scars are now a part of her grill. They promptly locked Da Brats black ass up for assault charges and gave her ass three years like they was giving out candy. I'm a need for my female rappers to get it together. You can't commit perjury. You can't shoot people in the stomach. And you can't hit people in the face with bottles. What you can do is attempt to make a quality record sometime after you get out the slammer. lol.


Krizz



Da Brat gets sentenced to da clink
By Herald wire services
Monday, August 25, 2008

Rapper Da Brat, born Shawntae Harris, has been sentenced to three years in prison after pleading guilty to hitting a hostess in the head with a rum bottle, Usmagazine.com reports.

The 34-year-old rapper was also sentenced to seven years’ probation, 200 hours of community service and completion of substance abuse treatment, mental evaluation and anger management classes.

“I love y’all,” she said to her relatives as a deputy hauled her away, the Atlanta-Journal Constitution reported. “We love you too,” came the family reply.

The assault occurred at a Halloween party in Atlanta’s Studio 72, when the rapper lived up to her name and got bratty. She got into a fight with then-Atlanta Falcons cheerleader Shayla Stevens, who was working as a hostess, The Associated Press reported.

Police said Harris and Stevens got into a disagreement after they bumped into each other. Stevens walked away and moments later was hit in the face with the bottle. The cheerleader was left with a deep cut to the cheek and a swollen forehead. She also has a permanent scar on her face.

This is not the first time, Harris, a native of Chicago and protege of Jermaine Dupri, has gotten physical. In 2000, she was arrested after she struck another woman at a bar. She was sentenced to 12 months’ probation at the time.

"MESSY OF THE WEEK" George Bush...Drunk as fuck at the Olympics...

I'm all for being drunk and out of control but when you are President and leader of the free world maybe its not a good look.

Well Obama and Hilary went drinking in one of them red states.

I guess Bush is showing them that he can't be fucked with.

TAZ





Fuck McCain and Obama, The A list celebrity is having the best year ever.


It seems like the A list celebrity is really the winner this election year. No matter what they say, positive or negative, the best way to get free promotion in 2008 is to have Obama or McCain mention your name in the press.

Lets start with Messy Jesse Jackson. He needed some exposure seeing that Obama is what is black and cool these days, so he calls Obama the N-word.

This was free exposure for him and his son. Maybe he can write a book about it or get paid a couple of hundred thousand in his next speaking engagement.

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton received free exposure as McCain compared Obama's new found celebrity to the two bimbos. Britney used it to garner attention for her 14th comeback since becoming a coke whore psycho, and Paris struck back in her own ad and called McCain an old man.

Toby Keith concurred that the world likes Obama because he talks like a Caucasian. I'm thinking "really Toby, have you heard how you speak? If Obama is speaking like a Caucasian you must speak like something alien because you sound a hot ass mess."

Ludacris came out with some ass backwards rap attack and garnered attention for his upcoming project, and now the Queen of Pop, Madonna, has started a heated battle more intense than her last botox session with McCain just in time for her new world tour.

Also, it seems the coolest fashion pieces in Hollywood these days have an image of Obama on the front. I never witnessed a time where so many celebs were supporting one candidate this much.

Anyways...Here is something to read up on as far as Madonna VS McCain.

LMAO

TAZ

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The campaign of John McCain went head-to-head with Madonna today after the 50-year-old pop diva appeared to compare the Republican candidate to Hitler and Robert Mugabe.

Madonna, who kicked off her “Sticky and Sweet” world tour at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff yesterday, made the swipe during a performance of Get Stupid, when Mr McCain’s image was flashed up alongside images of the Führer and Zimbabwean dictator, as well as destruction and global warming.

In a none-too-subtle contrast, Barack Obama was bracketed in a subsequent sequence alongside Mahatma Gandhi, John Lennon and Al Gore.

A McCain campaign spokesman, Tucker Bounds, condemned the segment. “The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time,” Mr Bounds said.

“It clearly shows that when it comes to supporting Barack Obama, his fellow worldwide celebrities refuse to consider any smear or attack off limits."

The McCain campaign has recently been keen to portray Mr Obama as a celebrity, underpinning what it says is his lack of depth and experience.

In one McCain attack advert, the Democratic candidate is juxtaposed with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. The latter was quick to make a spoof ad of her own, lampooning Mr McCain as an old man.

Madonna is no stranger to controversy on tour. In 2006 she staged a mock crucifixion only a few miles from the Vatican during the "Confessions" tour.

The Madonna tour is her first since striking a deal with the concert promoter Live Nation Inc, which is worth an estimated $120 million over 10 years. The partnership gives Live Nation a stake of future music and music-related business she generates, including touring, merchandising and albums.

Monday, August 25, 2008

I have some exclusive previews from Faith Evans' juicy tell all book for you motherfuckers.


Check it out and thank me later.

This is a good read...

LMAO

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More excerpts from Faith Evan’s “Keep the Faith” book are being released and this time she is giving up the good sh*t. Read below to see what happened when she caught Biggie in bed with Lil Kim (Woop Woop).

I don’t know what got into my head. But I decided that I needed to know once and for all what Big was really trying to do. On that night before Christmas, I drove to Big’s house on a mission to find out where I really stood.

The security guard at the gate just waved me in when I pulled up. It was Christmas Eve and she’d seen me come into the complex with the kids, so I guess she didn’t think anything of it. I parked in the rear of Big’s town house and walked up to the garage. It was locked. I hadn’t been over to Big’s house a whole lot but I did know that you jiggle the garage door a certain way and unlock it.

I got into the garage, where there was an elevator that would take me to both floors of Big’s duplex. There I was, rocking a black skully cap and a heavy goose-down jacket, tiptoeing into the elevator and pressing the button to go up to the second floor, where his bedroom was located. I got to Big’s bedroom door, turned the knob, and went inside. As soon as I saw a small lump next to Big’s large frame, I flew into a rage, ran over to the side of the bed, and pulled back the covers. I grabbed some chick our of the bed and started beating her ass. At some point, the chick’s wig came off in my hand; It was a short, cropped wig. I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It was Lil Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the room.

“So you not fucking her, right?” I screamed at Big. “Yeah, you not messing with her anymore,right?”

When they heard all the commotion, Cease, D-Roc, and Gutter came running into the room. ‘Oh shit!” they yelled in unison. “It’s Faye! How the hell she get in here?”

Big sat up in bed and pointed at Kim, who was standing in a corner of the room, trying to cover her naked body with her hands while I was still yelling at Big. “Yo, get her outta here,’ Big said. They led Kim out of the room and she screamed and cursed the whole way.

It was absolutely crazy in that house. Kim was naked and being led somewhere to get dressed. I was still screaming on Big. Damion, Cease, and Gutter were laughing in amazement that I would be so bold. And Big looked like he was just too through with all of us. He sat up in bed shaking his head. Kim left the house and I stayed, talking to Big about why he couldn’t be honest with me about her.

‘I thought it was all about Tiffany?” I asked. You still messing with Kim, too?” Big had nothing to say.
I have to say I actually felt some pity for Kim. Big had a wife, and she settled for messing with him. Then he started dating Tiffany and Big had a wife and a mistress. And Kim still settled for being other other woman. It seemed pretty sad to settle for that.

When I left a few hours later to get the kids, I noticed that Kim had taken my key to my Land Cruiser and scratched up my entire car, from the hood to the back bumper. Even though we ended up having sex that day at that point I decided I was 100 percent through. I was not going to be a ride or die chick, always going to lengths to show Big how I felt. I was the mother of his child and his wife. But I was going to have to let go.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Um...yeah...


Another reason why this blogspot needs to exist.

No comment.

Taz

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Dead man stands throughout 3-day wake

Family fulfills Puerto Rican's wish by propping up his body in living room
The Associated Press
updated 12:12 p.m. ET, Tues., Aug. 19, 2008
SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing — even in death.

A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake.

Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother's living room.

His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: "He wanted to be happy, standing."

The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son's last wish.

Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26290833/

Monday, August 18, 2008

50 Cent smashes Jay Z, and Diddy as 2008's most paid rapper!!


And we all thought Kanye West won.

Guess not. I can't even hate on him anymore. He makes some really great business decisions, and he made Young Buck cry, does it get better than that? Its good to see folks like Common on the list, and last year, at the making moves conference ICE T was acting like Chamillionaire was broke. Get your tongue out of Coco's coochie and eat that pops.

TAZ

The source is FORBES.com. See the rest if the list there motherfuckers. LMAO

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Last year it was Jay-Z who led the way on Forbes new list for Hip-Hop Cash Kings, but he was dethroned despite landing a huge deal with Live Nation, worth an estimated $150 million.

Hov did land at no. 2 on the 2008 list, but it was 50 Cent (real name: Curtis Jackson) who is crowned the 2008 Hip-Hop Cash King by the magazine, who reportedly earned a whopped $150 million over the past 12 months.

According to Forbes, Fiddy banked $100 million (after taxes) thanks to his stake in VitaminWater's parent, Glacéau, which was bought by Coca-Cola as part of a $4.1 billion deal.

Additionally, the rapper's portfolio also includes a successful clothing line, record label, film roles, video games, and of course record sales from several albums, including his most recent platinum selling Curtis album.

Forbes reports that he's also working on a mining partnership with South African billionaire Partrice Motsepe.

Jay-Z raked in $82 million, coming in at no. 2, thanks to his American Gangster album, his Live Nation deal, and his other business ventures.

Coming in at no. 3 for the second year in a row is Diddy. The music mogul earned a reported $35 million last year from his many businesses and deals -- including his Sean John clothing line, his Bad Boy label, his deal with Ciroc vodka, and two reality shows.

Ironically, 50 Cent grabbed both Diddy and Jay-Z last year when they earned the top three spots for his "I Get Money (Forbes Remix)," and here they are again.

Right behind the Big Three is Kanye West, taking the no. 4 spot with a cool $30 mill. His position comes as his third solo album became one of the best selling last year, beating out 50 Cent's Curtis in a head-to-head battle the pair staged for publicity.

At no. 5 we see Timbaland with $22 mill, thanks to his endless list of producer credits.

The rest of the list is as follows, see the entire list with photos at Forbes.com:

No. 6: Pharrell Williams - $20 mill
No. 7: Swizz Beats - $17 mill
No. 8: Snoop Dogg - $16 mill
No. 9: Dr. Dre - $15 mill
No. 10: Ludacris - $14 mill
No. 11: T.I. - $13 mill
No. 11: Lil Wayne - $13 mill
No. 12: Eminem - $12 mill
No. 12: Common - $10 mill
No. 12: Akon - $12 mill
No. 13: Jermaine Dupri - $11 mill
No. 13: Lil Jon - $11 mill
No. 14: Outkast - $10 mill
No. 14: Chamillionaire - $10 mill
No. 14: The Game - $10 mill

Hitting number 1 for the fourth time, Is Rihanna broke? Do you think this is true?


First of all, I have to say, if I had $20,000.00, I'd be one smiling motherfucker. If I was Rihanna with $20,000.00, I'd be pissed. If you really look at it though, I guess she hurts because she doesn't write her own music.

I don't know. I pray for her and hope it isn't true but do you think it could be? Are the major labels really this shady?

TAZ

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Patricia Williams, who was recently released from her duties as Rihanna's accountant, tell all to New York's Page Six revealing that the singer is broke, check it out the report:

Rihanna's now ex-business manager Patricia Willliams has been recently fired as she recalls "for no good reason, all in ignorance" and is "livid" with Rihanna & her management company Rebel One's decision to axe her.

Rihanna recently met with Willliams to check on her accounting affairs and was shocked to see that almost all her money was missing. She instantly accused Willliams of "stealing her money."

"I'm a professional Business Manager, I have a staff of more than a dozen, I have worked for many high profile actors, musicians and multi-million dollar corporations. Why would I steal from Rihanna?" She continues, "I showed her all the paperwork and tried to explain to her the circumstances but she wouldn't listen. She called me all sorts of horrible names and stormed off. I now feel compelled to share with the world the background story as I will not allow my name to be slandered"

The Barbados born singer has had four back-to-back albums, including a re-release since her debut of "Pon De Replay" in 2005.

According to Willliams, Marc Jordan, manager and owner of Rebel One Management has been taking care of Rihanna's financial situation with her. "Def Jam doesn't fund Rihanna properly, so Marc uses the money Rihanna makes from third-party endorsements and from tours to fund her album and music videos." Since 2005, Rihanna has been sponsored by the likes of JC Penny, Samsung, Covergirl, Secret, Venus Breeze etc,. and has gone on two major tours, most recently label-mate Kanye West's "Glow in the Dark" Tour and with pussyCat Dolls across Europe.

"I don't want to disrespect Marc's name. He is a fantastic manager and genuinely believes in Rihanna. But he uses her money to fund her future projects because he believes he can break her in the world-market. Her album sales are not nearly as close to her single sales and he knows that if she is only known as a 'singles artist' she will only be as good as her last hit. Unfortunately, he didn't inform his client and I'm receiving the brunt of it.

"Why is Def Jam lacking in funding support for there act? Why was so much money spent? How much exactly? Williams continues,

"Her record label Def Jam has put out 3 albums in a time span of 2 years. Alot of that was orchestrated through her management Rebel One. It was never Def Jam's intention to release so many albums back-to-back but Marc Jordan found loop holes and ways to make it happen.A lot of the money Rihanna made through her endorsements between CoverGirl Cosmetics, Samsung.. Notice that majority of Rihanna's videos have a cell phone in it?"

"After the release of Rihanna and Teairra Mari, Def Jam had intention to drop both acts because their album sales were not successful. Her manager fought to get [S.O.S (Rescue Me)] and quickly tried to negotiate with as many companies as possible. Nike picked up the song and funded a video. This brought the hype back for Rihanna in the company's New York office. Majority of the official 'S.O.S' video was funded by Samsung because the record label was only willing to put up a small amount. Once 'S.O.S' picked up digitally and at radio, Def Jam agreed to fund the rest of her album. Jordan instantly got a video shot to 'Unfaithful' (he negotiated with video director Anthony Mandler to drop his price and would be given more videos from Rihanna in return). Then they shot 'We Ride' which was an extremely cheap video to create. 'Break It Off' was released as a third album, but again, Def Jam was unhappy with the sales of her album "A Girl Like Me" and refused to shoot a video. At this point Rihanna was opening up for the pussyCat Doll's in Europe. She was making 30,000 a show but she didn't see any of that money because it was needed to fund her next album." Which is now known to the greater public as a 'Good Girl Gone Bad'."

The song "Umbrella" was found & Jordan fought again for Rihanna to have it. They shot the video, which CoverGirl funded half of, and the song became a success. When the record label had there meeting with Music Stores across the U.S to order her album for shipment, the number's weren't coming in the way that they expected. When the album's first week numbers came in at less than 150,000, the label was shocked. Def Jam's President LA Reid was livid! Umbrella was #1 for 11 weeks! Any other artist would have sold way more first week. T-Pain even did better in sales than her that week. Def Jam told Jordan they were no longer funding the album, so Jordan needed money again to pay for music videos 'Shut Up & Drive' and 'Dont Stop The Music'. Almost 250,000 was spent to have those videos created. Plus, an additional 120,000 to shoot 'Hate That I Love You'. Jordan was noticing that 'Dont Stop The Music' was picking up, so her persuaded the label to support it at radio in the U.S and the remaining singles, and they did."

"Then came for the repackaging of her album 'Good Girl Gone Bad', which is called 'Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded', that entire project was funded through Rihanna's money. 'Take A Bow' was bought through her money, the video was created with her money and so is her most recent video and single 'Disturbia'. The label didn't even want to pay a dime for anything! Close to 750,000 was spent on those two songs alone. And now she expects to see money in her account?"

Williams states that Jordan, her publicist from well-respected public relations firm 42-West, Alicia Silverman has built alot of hype around Rihanna's name but the singer has only made "a little bit above a million" and "all of it was spent on making her as big as she is now. It's not my fault that she only has 20,000 to her name."

If this is indeed true, I can't help but feel sorry for the girl after all she's has been hard at work for the last three to four years really trying to take her career to the next level. This does explain a lot though, because I often wonder why Teairra Mari was dropped and Rihanna wasn't considering neither one of the act's album sales were stellar. Just like I have been wondering how Rihanna's 'Good Girl Gone Bad' got so many video and single releases in the early stages despite albums sales not warranting it, so this really help me understand the situation a lot better. Rihanna has become a hot ticket here lately and album sales are picking up, so maybe she won't have to continue to fund her project out of here own pocket, best of luck to her and I will keep you updated when something more concrete comes along.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Douchebag of the week: Toby Keith

Before I go on my weekend drinking binge I had to chime in on this fucking idiot. So Toby Keith made probably the most idiotic, redneck statement of the year so far. Of course, it had to do with Barack Obama, cause some ignorant ass white people can't deal with the fact that we gonna have a black president. This fucking moron says on a live radio interview that black people would say that Barack Obama doesn't speak like a black person. Therefore acceptable to whites. He said that Barack speaks like a caucasian. What kinda dumb ass shit is that?!! Have you listened to yourself Toby Keith? You are the poster boy for stupid rednecks. You sound like you just got finished pig wrestling. And exactly how does a caucasian sound? I know white people in pig town (that's the white ghetto in Baltimore) that fuck up the english language more than anyone using ebonics. The fact is that Barack is a speaker. Anyone who is a speaker has to be articulate. It's kind of part of the criteria. Like if you're in a band you probably should know how to play an instrument. As far as we've come in this country we still have a long way to go. Poor Toby Keith. He's so stupid. Congratulations dummy. You are the Douchebag of the Week. Hey wasn't that the name they were trying to make Kunta Kinte agree to in Roots? Toby. How ironic...


Krizz


Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Mess of the Week: Tyra Banks bobble head looking ass.


So apparently Trya Banks has been running around here blasting pop stars and actresses like Beyonce, Rihanna and Halle Berry for 'stealing' all the make up endorsements. In her mind these endorsements should be for super models. This coming just a few weeks after Naomi Campbell has declared there were no more real super models these days.


Reality check Tyra, you have done films, you have just won an emmy, and you've also attempted to release a pop dance hit that happened to bomb. Were you trying to 'steal' the actress and pop stars flavor?


Also with America's Top model, you have taken the mystery out of the super model. We get to see them live on TV, acting stupid, and with big sores and acne all over their face.


You can't go finger pointing then you've done the same thing, and downgraded the super model as a whole.


I actually like Tyra, but she needs to stop hating cause its not a good look.


LMAO


TAZ


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Washington, Aug 13 (ANI): With actresses and singers striking lucrative deals with cosmetic giants, Tyra Banks has said that the celebrity models are stealing cosmetic contracts from hard-up supermodels.
The catwalk queen-turned TV talk show host insists that models find it harder to land money-spinning deals with fashion, make-up and fragrance firms, who in turn prefer celebrity models for their adverts.
“I think all supermodels now are losing out to celebrities. It’’s celebrities who are getting the cosmetics contracts,” Contactmusic quoted Banks, as saying.
Pop stars and Hollywood’’s leading ladies like Jennifer Connelly, Eva Mendes and Beyonce Knowles are being sought to promote cosmetic products, leaving professional models in the lurch.
While Connolly promotes Revlon and Mendes works for Calvin Klein, Knowles is a spokesmodel for L”Oreal. (ANI)

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Douchebag of the week: The Game


C'mon man. Seriously. Belly 2? Who approved this? They should be fired immediatley. I mean don't get me wrong I liked the first Belly. It was pretty damn good as far as movies go with an almost entire hip-hop cast. There are, however, certain films that don't really need a sequel for whatever reason. That's like making Napoleon Dynamite 2. It's just a bad idea. And that's where I stand with Belly 2. Why? For what? It's not like the people have been asking "when is Belly 2 coming out?" If this album was the last Game CD he should have been more focused on making a classic than what he did. The semi-shitty song he did with Keyshia Cole ain't cuttin it. So to add insult to injury he follows up with Belly 2. I'm pretty sure this is gonna be on BET within the next couple of weeks. They tend to show shitty movies for the "BET Blackbuster Movie" so this should fit right in. And I haven't even seen the movie but I will bet you Taz's entire paycheck that it sucks. So congratulations Game you are the douchebag of the week. Maybe you can tattoo that on your face.
Krizz

Friday, August 8, 2008

For kicks...which musical crack head makes the best crack head face...Vote to the left LMAO

Crack Head Lauyrn
Crack Head Courtney

Crack Head Britney


Crack Head Whitney



Crack Head Bobby




Crack Head Amy





CRAZY BROAD ALERT: featuring Lauryn Hill who has still not named her 7 month year old baby!!!


LMAO.

Lauryn its been seven months. Name your baby. And her cheating ass husband/boyfriend/whatever who made her crazy in the first place, with help from Wyclef of course, has the audacity to state that she is going to "Make a musical comeback".

LMAO

She needs to come back to reality first!

Does she still require all to call her Miss Hill?

I love you Lauryn, but, in the words of Riley Freeman, "nigga you crazy!"
Then again, crazy motherfuckers keep the world entertained so do your thing.
Check me for reference.

And I'm not even going to get into this business of her living with her mom.

Holla


TAZ


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According to the father of her five kids,singer Lauryn Hill is staging a musical comeback. Lauryn Hill, who resides in the Suburbs of New Jersey with her parents, has five children in all:11 year old Zion, 9 year old Selah, 6 year old Joshua, 5 year old John,and a 7-month-old baby girl who is yet unnamed. Rohan Marley,the father of all of Lauryn’s kids, says that he and Lauryn are still thinking about naming their 7-month-old baby: “We want a name that means Glory of the Ark; for now we call her baby Marley.” Rohan says this about his other children:Selah is a gymnast, Joshua does karate, John loves school, and Zion plays guitar and bass. Although the two do not live together(Rohan says he is “spiritually married” to Lauryn), the son of the late legendary Bob Marley says that he still trusts Lauryn to instill teachings of righteousness into their kids:“[Lauryn] loves suburban life, being with her children, seeing them grow and instilling our teachings of righteousness into them.”Rohan,who spoke to People magazine for their August 18th issue(Lauryn Hill declined the interview), says that Lauryn is not troubled or crazy despite the fact that her former band mates, Wyclef and Pras, say that she is. She does “what regular people do: She cooks, she shops, goes to restaurants, regular things…She became more in tune with the earth, but down and depressed? “No.”

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

My newest crush...Somaya Reece


Jesus, Mary and Joseph...just look at her. damn....She looks primed and ready to be the new millenium J-Lo. Somaya Reece is doin it big on an indie level and I couldn't be happier. Wow look at that ass...Oh yeah, and her music is pretty catchy too. She's gotta hip-hop/pop/latin thing goin on that I could see being very marketable. damn look at those curves...Oh yeah, she's pretty damn cool too. She recently offered her friends that do indie music on myspace to send in their tracks so she could give them some spins on her radio show. damn look at that smile...Somaya Reece...I hope she turns into an A-lister soon. I would much rather see her every ten seconds than some of these skinny bitches. Keep doin you ma, and when you're done doin you, please do me.
Check her out:
myspace.com/somayareece
Krizz

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

HBO please reconsider!!!



Personally, I feel the last thing we need is a Kanye West reality show. I like Kanye...to a point. That point being when I'm finished playing his CD. Once he gets the jabber jawing about how his shit don't stink and he's the greatest at everything I tend to hate him a little bit. I honestly believe the man thinks his piss could cure cancer. With that said HBO has been in the works for almost a year now trying to find the right pitch for a reality show for him. You can only handle this man in small doses. He's kinda like heroin in the human form. Take too much and you may find yourself dead or at least near death. So imagine a world with Kanye on, uncensored TV, for 30 minutes to an hour. I don't think they make a lens big enough to be able to fit that head in. Let's just hope that Kanye will feel that the show is not showing enough of how great he thinks he is and will choose not to go on with it. I personally would rather watch Amy Winehouse shooting god knows what into her veins for 30 minutes to an hour, but what do I know.




Krizz




Kanye West: Can HBO make him a TV star?
by Lynette Rice

HBO remains hell-bent on finding a way to showcase the talents of Kanye West. Long before the writers’ strike began last November, the network began discussing whether to team the rapper with executive producer Larry Charles (Curb Your Enthusiasm) for a yet-to-be-named, single-camera series that would follow the busy life of the Grammy-winning artist and his relationship with family and friends. One key insider says HBO is now looking for a writer — and some creative inspiration — before moving forward with the project: “We need to figure out how to capture Kanye in the right way.” Anything that allows him to gas on about his many talents should do the trick.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Douchebags of the week: Exxon Mobil


So it was kind of a tough choice between Brett Favre and Exxon Mobil. Brett was actin like the Jay-Z of the NFL, you know the whole I'm retired but not really thing. That really aggravated me. He was my definite choice until I heard about Exxon Mobil this morning. I could have just put every oil company on this list but Exxon likes to boast about how they make the most money and this time they have outdone themselves. These fuckers made 11 billion dollars in the first quarter of the year. 11 billion. The first quarter. That's a new record for any company in the history of life. It's also sickening. I drive a Chevy Cobalt. It costs me 50 dollars to fill up an 11 gallon tank. This is the equivalent of a jailhouse raping. Only difference is that some will get out of jail one day and the raping will cease. This gas situation, however, doesn't seem to have an end in sight. Then the fat bastard that runs Exxon Mobil is just smiling away as he butt fucks the ass pussy of the world. I guess the part that pisses me off the most is the feeling of helplessness. They got a huge masterlock on the balls of society and they have melted the only key. We can't do anything about it. And it sucks. So at least I get to call this fucker every profane word I can think of. It makes me feel better. At least until I have to fill my tank again. Congratulations Exxon Mobil. You are the Douchebags of the Week. When is that new Honda coming out that runs off of water or some shit like that?
Krizz